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Y if I must ask @no 9

You guyz are forgetting the ones dat stop d driver... They'll be like 'Driver abeg stop I wan piss'

doesn't sound right, feel right or even smell right...... Dis is jst anoda waste of time and resource

One thing I knw about marriage is every couple have a time things go rough be it celeb or d common man, even in dating relatnshp, pple have problems two wks, some tym one week bt a little understanding nd communication makes things work....... Bt d unfortunate thing bout celebrities is the media and public exaggerate a lot of things puttin unnecessary pressure on the couple thereby leading to an impending divorce..... I believe dis is jst one of those misundastandings dat couples have, let dem work it out demselves o.

I think also that.... Nigerian Lecturers, mechanics, generator repairers,..... I also think bloggers shud be included.... They employ deceptive means, carry fake gossips and write just bout anytin to get u to dier blog....

So make e rotten for jail abi, if he doesn't come out, hw will marry u..... U no wise at all...

Odunharry: [b]My dear Ghanaians; Its church,
not 'Chech'.,Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.

My fellow Nigerians; Its bath,
not 'baff'. Our currency is called
Naira, not 'narrah'.

My dear Edo people; Its
argument, not 'ajument'.

My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not
'hair'. Eight,not 'hate'. Its Van Persie,
not 'Fan Persin'.

My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not
'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!

My dear Hausa people Its fifty,
not 'pipty'.
Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not
'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'!
Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying
'Toothpaste weds Animal
calling'.

My Egun people; Its actually
'MTN' and not 'NTM'!

My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly
note its love and not 'rurf'.

My Benue and Anambra people;
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'.

My Igbo people; There is nothing
like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It
is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'.
And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our
Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and
not 'Our Father, look at eleven,
adaobi thy name...'[/b]

Haaahahahaaaa...... LWKMD... Bros abeg noo burst my belle o

Dis thread actually vex me die..... Dis guy u no get sense!!! U are a srudent who wants to use his sch fees to buy what will become fifty thousand naira in less than ten months... If d babes so badly need it she shud use her sch fees for it...... Don't be d greatest fool dat ever lived

obisage: OP you made a strong points there.
goin to school is not same thing as being educated.

I am a living example on that.
I dropped out of secondary school.
thought myself photography, Cinematography
and graphics design. today I've trained over
15 graduates and have 3 as employees.

school is good but education is more important!

Gbam...... This right here is d most sensible comment so far... I went online and found out dat the top ten youngest billionaires all didn't finish college.... I was shocked! Go to school, bt wat is important is dat u go to school to school(i.e get educated)

Dr2great: REVEALED: I did a private investigation. linda ikeji's blog earn 3 million naira every month, while seun's nairaland earn 27 million naira every month.

Guy U funny... Follow d topic.. Anyway i always knw our dear Seun earned more.... Nairaland is more dynamic than linda's blog.... Nairaland allows users to create threads nd also has features for advertising, u don't gt dat at lindas'.... Nairaland has a lot of topics to choose grm and more follwers... Bt sha follow the topic

Onila nt you again.... Initially when guyz insult you about being a cheap attention seeker, I neva understood... You jst confirmed it with yet anoda very useless post... Y u dey fall hand na...

Youngsage: HuH? you may want to re-read that again. No school was mentioned, so why the tribal references?
By the way, are you really sure you schooled in the 'west'? You sound pained

It was very common, trust me.

No mind am na thos onigbongbo type of school e go...

WTF is going on with Tiwa..... How can a man condole dis growing madness from his wife.... REHAB 4 TIWA

I tire 4 dis thread.... Na wa o.... People dey sha.

cramjones: Does this guy above have pus in his brain? Do you mean national stability or instability? Come on, you can think better than a goat! Don't let goats appear more intelligent than you.

-CramJones

Aargh dat one enter

@Op u seriously are on crack..... U nid rehab so bad

Chinaimporter: everybody give way......................a big fo ool is aproaching

u sure knw how to give evidence dat u are a stuuupid reeetard....

Chinaimporter: It is your road......we can work it with you but nobody can walk it for you..........if you can answer it' you probably arent fit for the job.my advice for you is to do a job your brain can carry. From reading your old posts, i can estimate your iq to be below average(64) and i suggest the perfect job for you is being a gateman

Look at d way u just rushed and attacked d guy.... If ur iq were so high , den y don't i see ur name on the top 100 persons with the highest iq... I haven't seen or heard any theory propounded by u... If u r any smart u would have at least answered d question. Ur comment also shows that u lack character .... Proud non-achiever

On dis one.... I just dey observe..

Dis boy dey bring e papa leg out sha... Congrats to d family..

Nigerians are smart but unfortunately majority are scam innovative... Op u did well...... A case of when d scammer gets fooled.

idee91: Y=a+bx where
A= Gods grace
B= ur effort( 3rd class, 2:2, 2:1, 1st class)
Y= Employment
Therefore, the bigger a+bx is, the better ur chances of employment.

simple case of regression analysis well appplied.. Smart one there.... It show dat u went to school to school

This is amazing.... It has an Aston Martin look to it... Nothing but a beauty

Ksslib: Me and Michael Jackson just finish play ludo..

Smh!!!

I just dey comot from BeenieMac's open mic show.

Indeed there are different routes to the market.... Everyone has been predestined for something, but on another hand I believe evryone has being given the sovereignty of mind and freedom to write his own destiny... There's no place written in the sky that you're destined to be dis or dat. Even the bible makes it clear 'work out your own salvation' and the grace of God that speaks favour will compliment your works.

in as much as the idea is a welcome one, the issue here is the implementation.. I think evolutionizing the old-aged powerholders of this country with young, innovative, transparent and sincere leaders will be the first step to achieving an utopian society.... Lets put the theory into use first before abolishing it it, afterall one of the youngest governor Fashola has transformed Lagos and as Jonathan rightly said Yakubu Gowon also did well in his time at the age of 32

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