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Sports / Re: Raheem Sterling To Pay For Young Crystal Palace Player's Funeral by ekojoe(m): 6:37am On Apr 24, 2019
Ultralexo:
15000 pounds for a teenager my guy that is too much. Even Niger when them dey waste money on dead body no go reach like that

You think they sell 20k casket there?
Or they bury at their backyard?

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Crime / Re: Pastor’s Son Remanded For Impersonating Naval Officer by ekojoe(m): 9:02am On Feb 04, 2019
This “Pastor’s son” tag makes no sense.. The guy is human, the lady is an Adult... No ‘divine calling
‘ whatsoever

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Made My Colleagues Say Happy New Year At The Wrong Time! by ekojoe(m): 5:18am On Jan 01, 2019
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Jokes Etc / I Made My Colleagues Say Happy New Year At The Wrong Time! by ekojoe(m): 5:15am On Jan 01, 2019
First post on NL!!

So I adjusted the time on the internet system onboard our Vessel on the 31st of December to +1 hour. This made everybody’s phone (set on Automation Time Zone) to adjust accordingly...

Then i secretly adjusted the wall clock too..

Made my colleagues shout HAPPY NEW YEAR at 11pm grin grin grin

Watch the video here:

https://twitter.com/marvinekojoe/status/1079927871936884736?s=21
Career / Re: I Made My Colleagues Say Happy New Year At The Wrong Time! by ekojoe(m): 4:34am On Jan 01, 2019
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Career / I Made My Colleagues Say Happy New Year At The Wrong Time! by ekojoe(m): 4:09am On Jan 01, 2019
First post on NL!!

So I adjusted the time on the internet system onboard our Vessel on the 31st of December to +1 hour. This made everybody’s phone (set on Automation Time Zone) to adjust accordingly...

Then i secretly adjusted the wall clock too..

Made my colleagues shout HAPPY NEW YEAR at 11pm grin grin grin

Watch the video here:

https://twitter.com/marvinekojoe/status/1079927871936884736?s=21
Travel / Re: Noo Saro Wiwa Makes 30 Most Influential Women Travellers In The World List by ekojoe(m): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2018
eezor:

Olu khana?

M lu khana ndaawuga
Travel / Re: Noo Saro Wiwa Makes 30 Most Influential Women Travellers In The World List by ekojoe(m): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2018
eezor:

Olu khana?

M lu khana ndaawuga
Eii mma a kiama
Travel / Re: Noo Saro Wiwa Makes 30 Most Influential Women Travellers In The World List by ekojoe(m): 7:31am On Dec 30, 2018
Proudly Ogoni! So much joy reading this

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Politics / Re: Buhari At 76: Reno Omokri Asks Buhari About The 76 Soldiers Lost by ekojoe(m): 11:47am On Dec 17, 2018
I am a Nigerian and I have journeyed to various countries.

There is no country there without internal problems but to be honest, Nigeria own bad pass.

The corruption of a thing for example, is not just the government but it’s like an inbuilt habit in every single one of us.

From that elderly Immigration woman at the Lagos international airport who is always requesting money like she was our employee, to bus station workers who will weigh your bag and try to adjust the scale so he can make some change from innocent commuters.

The Problem of Nigeria is Nigerians!

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Politics / Re: APC Kano Central Zone Campaign Rally by ekojoe(m): 10:21pm On Dec 10, 2018
Are these people not living in Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: Osun Election: Charly Boy Storms Osogbo, Berates INEC For Conniving With APC by ekojoe(m): 8:58am On Nov 27, 2018
GavelSlam:
Where was all this activism during the PDP days of ballot box stuffing, snatching, and outright killings?

So what exactly is your point?

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Politics / Re: 2019: PDP Panel Grills Atiku, Saraki, Makarfi, Others Thursday by ekojoe(m): 6:51am On Sep 18, 2018
clearhands:
SHIT-So Happy Is Tuesday
whatsapp or call for your Fixed game
View won Ticket for clarification...

You again?

Scam anybody again and you will die untimely!

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Business / Re: China To Provide 85% Funding For $2.8 Billion AKK Gas Pipeline Project by ekojoe(m): 7:04am On Sep 04, 2018
Please anyone who is knowledgeable about this development kindly educate me.

What is the purpose of laying a gas pipeline to kaduna, Kano?

For gas turbines?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalander PH Base, Plz Help A Brother by ekojoe(m): 5:30pm On Sep 03, 2018
AFONJAboiy:
Hi guys am new here in port harcourt and have got no job but I have 150k, so plz guys what's biz can I venture into here dat will be moving fast

Any idea guys? this is my first time here

Just any business at all that I Will start with the said amount that will be moving fast, am a hustler, and the area

Cc Groovenaija360
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N/B; have done some research on nairaland and came across those monickers, so I think they might be staying around their.....

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Dominique
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Just seeing this now OP
It's been about 7 months

What's up
Romance / Re: Throwback Pics Of Me And My Babe..... I Am Grateful God by ekojoe(m): 1:23am On Sep 03, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Deposits N200m Million For Rolls-Royce Cullinan 2019 by ekojoe(m): 2:32pm On Apr 16, 2018
Worldbest281:
God why have you forgotten me...y?!

Celebrities / Re: Mompha Deposits N200m Million For Rolls-Royce Cullinan 2019 by ekojoe(m): 2:31pm On Apr 16, 2018
His priority..
me I love socks.
I can buy a million Naira own if I have the money to

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Crime / Re: Chinese Man Arrested In Lagos With Elephant Tusks N494 Million Worth (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2018
Caseless:
how do you get the tusk without harming the animal?

Define "wasted"
Crime / Re: Chinese Man Arrested In Lagos With Elephant Tusks N494 Million Worth (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 10:08am On Feb 16, 2018
Caseless:
shocked


Give me the money, return the tusks, pangolin and jail the Chinese man.


On a serious note. Imagine the number of elephants he wasted just to get the tusks. He's heartless.

Bro, on the contrary,

I don't think an elephant needs to be "wasted just get the tusks".
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by ekojoe(m): 8:35pm On Feb 04, 2018
That was a clear goal kick right now
Car Talk / Re: Nissan Creates Self-Parking Slippers,Tables & Cushions Based On ProPilot Tech by ekojoe(m): 7:41am On Jan 28, 2018
valdes00:
It's xday I realised how *HARD* January is!! A guy came to my house, trying to sell a cat to me. I told him I don't need a Cat because I don't have rats in my house.
And the guy was begging me to just buy the cat and that he will bring the rats later in the afternoon.
*Walahi I weak*

I've seen this your post for the third time on different threads this morning.

It wasn't funny the first, never will it be the 10th

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Crime / Re: Father Throws His Daughter Into A Septic Tank In Rivers State (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 2:35pm On Jan 26, 2018
Arrant Bullshit! No one should come here to blame the man for poor parenting.

I know of a guy who has "bad parenting" parents, but this young gentleman is the most humble and God fearing individual I've ever met.

If you will be bad, you will be bad.

Rest in peace dear!

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Sports / Re: Raymond King, Ex-Nigerian Goalkeeper, Dies (Photo) by ekojoe(m): 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2018
RIP
Religion / Re: Share Pictures Of Your Christmas Food Here by ekojoe(m): 9:24am On Dec 25, 2017
tongue

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Business / Re: Innocent Chukwuma: "GT Bank Is Using EFCC To Intimidate, Fight Me" by ekojoe(m): 8:45pm On Dec 19, 2017
You are a useless Bastard...
Stop being foolish because of cheap likes..
Everything is a tribal battle to you... Did you bother read his statement, have you done any research?
Useless child of a hopeless father..

People like you in this country are the reason we still act three centuries backward...

Foolish fool
Osucoward:
Do you owe GT Bank money? Did you give false information to obtain loan for GT Bank?

Did you sign a contract with them?

Did you commit fraud?

Ibo people should change from crying victim when they do wrong. A man that walked his two legs to the bank, took out loans and then refused to pay back, how is that a good business partner.

In the US, his business would have been liquidated to pay back his loans.


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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Pleasure Park Night Views (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 10:26pm On Dec 16, 2017
Currently in a cab passing by!
Very nice.. More of this should be encouraged!

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Celebrities / Re: Sam Dede, His Wife, Tammy Sam-Dede & Their Children (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 10:00am On Dec 02, 2017
NwaChibuzor13:
With all those children, I don't think the wife p***y will be tight and have good grip again. If I were Sam, I will just go and marry another wife. I have a friend whose wife had all their kids through caesarean . I called him one side and told him its his advantage because the toto will still be intact. This month they will celebrate their 7 yr anniversary. A tight p***y is the bedrock of a good relationship.

How do people reason

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Properties / Re: How Many Blocks Would It Take To Complete This Self Contained Units? by ekojoe(m): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2017
InvertedHammer:


If you are truly a student, whip out a calculator. Determine the total area of the building. Determine the size of block to be used. Determine the areas of the windows and doors. Do the calculations and you will arrive at a rough estimate. Tedious? Yes. But someone paid your school fees. Pretend that you learned something in school. If you are able to do this, it will be a lifelong skill acquired. No need being lazy and waiting to be spoonfed. If it has never been done before, be the pioneer!

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Uncle, he never mentioned he was an architectural student

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by ekojoe(m): 7:04pm On Nov 14, 2017
GOOOOOOAL!!!!!
ARGENTINA 2:4 NIGERIA

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