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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Celebrates Nino, 2face's Son, Says 'Our Son Is A Genius" by ekojoe(m): 12:45pm On Oct 27, 2016
Nigerians and complain be like.....

abeg who get that mugabe pikshor

if she condem the boy.... WICKED WOMAN
if she accept the boy.... EYE SERVICE

issoryt

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Politics / Re: No Plan To Increase Electricity Tariff – Discos by ekojoe(m): 9:16am On Oct 27, 2016
Like if you ever watched TORI 4 TOWN on RSTV

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Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Slays In Thigh-revealing Outfit by ekojoe(m): 9:16am On Oct 27, 2016
hmm...

BTW!! With all these churches doing Counselling...

is it Biblical?
cus i think I'll end up wedding on a nice field or a beach side then invite a Priest...
Politics / Re: For Freezing My $15 Million, EFCC Should Pay Me Extra $200 Million-patience by ekojoe(m): 9:12am On Oct 27, 2016
Real Daughter of Rivers State...

She seems very good in Chess

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Politics / Re: Remember Me As a Conqueror Of “vicious” Godfathers In Edo - Adams Oshiomhole by ekojoe(m): 9:11am On Oct 27, 2016
RentALodge:
SMH
may you shake it till your brain splashes out...
#shaker
Politics / Re: Remember Me As a Conqueror Of “vicious” Godfathers In Edo - Adams Oshiomhole by ekojoe(m): 9:07am On Oct 27, 2016
hmm Quite True...

Meanwhile, Gov. Wike is Nigeria's Best so Far..
Health / Re: 10 Natural Ways To Prevent And Slow Old Age by ekojoe(m): 3:19pm On Oct 18, 2016
just Be Happy!!
Education / Re: PHOTO: UNN STUDENT MISSING! #HelpMeFindKessy by ekojoe(m): 9:40am On Oct 15, 2016
No naa cry

share your creative ideas to marve@elleveen.com
Facebook.com/ekojoemarve
Crime / Re: 60-Year-Old Woman Buys & Sells Baby For N1 Million In USA by ekojoe(m): 10:44pm On Apr 25, 2016
soulfood:
your simple arithmetics very poor. 30 million yearly is 600 million in 20 years.

Sadly, you are right.
Crime / Re: 60-Year-Old Woman Buys & Sells Baby For N1 Million In USA by ekojoe(m): 8:21pm On Apr 25, 2016
Wow

ASSUMPTIONS

•Life begins at 40
•She started the business at 40
•She is 60. 20 years experience
•1 child = 3 Million Naira
•Sells 10 children yearly
200 KIDS SOLD SUCCESSFULLY
6 BILLION NAIRA

This is good business!!

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Health / Re: Today Is World Malaria Day - End Malaria For Good. by ekojoe(m): 8:22am On Apr 25, 2016
Hmmm

With the recent killings in My OgoniLand, even Mosquitoes are in diaspora!

I kinda miss them though


grin
Politics / Re: FG To Empower 1,000 Youths In ICT by ekojoe(m): 8:22am On Apr 25, 2016
Hmmm
TV/Movies / Re: WATCH COUPLE OF DAYS THIS VALENTINE by ekojoe(m): 10:34am On Feb 05, 2016
smiley
Politics / Re: Ogun State At 40: List Of Dignitaries From Ogun by ekojoe(m): 9:15am On Feb 04, 2016
Wow!

Hard work truly pays!!

I pray our Hustle will produce good Dignitaries.

AMEN!

BTW It seems NIGER DELTA is for PDP.

Share and Like if you agree
Quote if you hate

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Celebrities / Re: Waje's Fresh Faced Make Up Free Photo by ekojoe(m): 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2016
Wow

PLEASE HELP! I'M GOING INTO MUSIC, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF MY KIND OF SONG WILL BE APPRECIATED BY WE NAIJA PEEPS.

ITS MORE LIKE ADELE'S, JOHN LEGEND'S.

ADVICE PLEASE!! undecided
Politics / Re: I Respect Obasanjo But He Introduced Bribery To The National Assembly-melaye by ekojoe(m): 9:28pm On Jan 28, 2016
Hmmm

BIG BIG TALK!!!

Come and see Free Beer in Port Harcourt now oooo...

WIKE my Guy! grin

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Agriculture / Re: See The Animal This Farmer Caught (pic) by ekojoe(m): 4:29pm On Jan 17, 2016
LastMumu:
That animals is the father of all illassa fever. angry

Nigeria police in conjucsion with Nigeria army should go and shot two of them to dead! angry

i swear... you be comedian grin
LastMumu:
That animals is the father of all illassa fever. angry

Nigeria police in conjucsion with Nigeria army should go and shot two of them to dead! angry

i swear... you be comedian
Car Talk / Re: Help!! Toyota Highlander Or ML 350 by ekojoe(m): 8:49am On Dec 28, 2015
kingreign:


Although, you tried to be objective and non bias, the bolded is where I get issues. I wish to know what kind of 'balancing at top speed' an ML can do that a HL can't do. Talking from a more expert review, the best high speed handling SUVs are RRS s/c, Porsche cayenne turbo, BMW X6 SAV, Infiniti FX50s. The obtrusive traction control in ML will always cut off power at any attempt to engage a high speed manoeuvre even in an ML 63AMG put in sports mode n traction control disabled.

I do an 03 HL and I can authoritatively say its balanced and even round hard bends on high speeds i only get slight body rolls which is normal.

Personally i believe this Mercedes hype is just because it's Mercedes... but come to think of it(neglecting the balancing at top speed issue), it's a German engine and that's what i love about it.. zero down time error if properly maintained.. but the HL can just decide to mess you up in the middle of nowhere (speaking out of sad experiences)..

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Car Talk / Re: Help!! Toyota Highlander Or ML 350 by ekojoe(m): 6:59am On Dec 21, 2015
rofemiguwa:
Hello car gurus in the house.

Please help my husband make the right decision. Earlier this month, he contacted his dealer in us for a clean 09 toyota highlander.

The guy called yesterday to inform him that he doesn't havea clean hiGhlander presently but he has a clean 07 ML 4matic at hand.and he will advise him to get it as the car is superclean.

Now we are going to be using this car in nigeria, cost of maintence and all . We don't really know much about mercedes pppproducts. Availability of spareppart and all.

Please kindly help us make a good choice.

Links to good reviews of both cars will be appreciated

Thank u all for ur time. That's pic of th ML he sent

Cc siena, luvinghubby,gazzuzz et all

Madamé, I use a Mercedes ML500 which is a lil ML350 upgraded.. yes the fuel consumption is very high... even higher in the ML500 cus it has the 8cylinder engine. The truth is, if you use the right oil, fuel and a pretty good Mechanic, you'll never get a problem. But you should be ready to break your purse when the problem comes.. when it comes to balancing at top speed, forget it.. u can't compare with the HighLander.. You'll also need a saloon car to compliment..

GOOD LUCK

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Crime / Re: Cult members bury motorist alive in Lagos (Photo) by ekojoe(m): 8:10am On Sep 04, 2015
SmartMugu:

No I dont. The farthest I ever travelled towards the North is Abuja. I'm from the west, but have been away from the country for a while. Trying to catch up with the new trends.

I've not even been to earth at all... this is my first time... #yeyePikin
Travel / Re: Fatal Accident Along Otukpa–Enugu Road This Morning (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2015
victorazy:

Stop playing with that name u cloun!
okay
Travel / Re: Fatal Accident Along Otukpa–Enugu Road This Morning (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 3:54pm On Sep 03, 2015
RIP to the dead!!

In the name of Jesus, I declare that there will be no Accident ANYWHERE in Nigeria Tomorrow, 4th of September, 2015.

Amen!!!

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Religion / Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by ekojoe(m): 11:18am On Aug 18, 2015
lol.... he's Ghanaian.. i thought as much. @marvelousekojoe
Religion / Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by ekojoe(m): 11:18am On Aug 18, 2015
lol.... he's Ghanaian.. i thought as much. @marvelousekojoe
Religion / Re: Lwkmd Chaiii This Pastor Dey Vex (must See) by ekojoe(m): 11:17am On Aug 18, 2015
lol.... he's Ghanaian.. i thought as much. @marvelousekojoe
Fashion / Re: What's Wrong With This Pic? Coke And Fanta In Disguise by ekojoe(m): 11:01pm On Aug 09, 2015
lmfao... COAT OF MANY COLOURS

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