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Science/Technology / Re: Publisher Pays N25,000 To Have Caught Marine Turtle Returned To The Ocean by ekojoe(m): 6:46pm On Dec 13, 2016
lovely...
Buhari is in Gambia

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Travel / Re: Customers React As ARIK Airlines Cancels Flights Unexpectedly (Video) by ekojoe(m): 3:10pm On Dec 09, 2016
I remember Bellview and Dana
Sports / Re: Andy Murray Finally Beats Djokovic To Claim World No 1 Spot In Tennis by ekojoe(m): 10:09am On Nov 21, 2016
I know Some people will still relate this to Buhari grin
Phones / Re: Glo Launches Cheaper Calls To 30 Countries by ekojoe(m): 7:25am On Nov 19, 2016
Tahtah:
Become a World mathematician! A cyclist cycles for x hours at 12km/hour and y hours at 18km/hour. Altogether she cycles 78km in 5hours. Find x and y

wait

*modified*

uhhhhh

x=2
y=3

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Car Talk / Re: Overloaded Vehicle Arrested By Officials In Zamfara. Photos by ekojoe(m): 6:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
Jesu..

Best I've seen so far..

Twale!!!! St. Economica

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Phones / Re: Glo Blocks LIS Users Sim Cards Over Invalid Card PIN Supplied By Linda Ikeji by ekojoe(m): 1:06am On Nov 18, 2016
8 hours to making FP
Technology Market / Re: Do You Love Online Trade? Why Dont You Have A Website Here by ekojoe(m): 12:13am On Nov 18, 2016
nice.
please do you have a portfolio online?
or
which sites/projects have you worked on?

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Celebrities / Re: Waje And Her Daughter, Emerald, At Aramide Listening Party by ekojoe(m): 10:12am On Nov 16, 2016
dragonking3:
The daughter's breastt looks delicious kiss kiss kiss

look at you...
just pray say you no get daughter. .

I GO CHEW HER NIPU!!

Delicious ko!
Tantalizers Ni!

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Celebrities / Re: Waje And Her Daughter, Emerald, At Aramide Listening Party by ekojoe(m): 10:06am On Nov 16, 2016
AND SOME YEYE GIRLS WILL BE THERE FLUSHING THEIR BABIES IN ONE YEYE UNIBEN TOILET..

...SMD

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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Awka On A Mango Tree (Graphic Photos) by ekojoe(m): 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2016
I see no Disturbing Photo!

All I see is a Man who just insulted God, telling Him to His face, "You Made A Mistake Creating Me"

May this never be our portion.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Used This OMO Detergent, Please Go And Marry (pictured) by ekojoe(m): 12:29pm On Nov 15, 2016
It has Teyd true true..
Prob'ly that's what momma used to wash this my Uniform in Nursery School.

BLESSED NURSERY AND PRIMARY SCHOOL, DIOBU, PH.

that's me with purple slippers in the front roll sitting in- between 2 Angels grin

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Politics / Re: Photos From Burial Of Ken Saro Wiwa Jnr by ekojoe(m): 9:17pm On Nov 11, 2016
Sadly, you left without granting me that audience I dreamt of.

Gladly, God has a Reason.

Lastly, Please tell your dad that we the People of Ogoni are yet to actualize his visions... but we're almost there.

RIP my true Hero

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Crime / Re: What Would You Do If You Were Raped? by ekojoe(m): 11:46am On Nov 03, 2016
Seun:
- First, call the police and report the incident.
- Second, visit a doctor to eliminate pregnancy and collect evidence
- Finally, get some counseling.

Failure to report the rape to the authorities leaves the sex offender free to assault your sister or mother or daughter tommorrow. So please deal with it like a strong woman. Thanks.

Eliminate what?

JESUS!!!
Celebrities / Re: P'square And Tony Elumelu On Stage At TEF Forum Last Night (pics) by ekojoe(m): 6:19pm On Oct 30, 2016
May even a greater Grace than Tonys' be upon you.

You dont need to like...

JUST SHOUT AMEN

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Politics / Re: Soldier That Foiled Suicide Bomb Attempt On Bakassi IDP, Borno by ekojoe(m): 6:18pm On Oct 30, 2016
Lighthouseman:

You are a f00l.
Say what u have to say and get out

why calling him that?
Politics / Re: Soldier That Foiled Suicide Bomb Attempt On Bakassi IDP, Borno by ekojoe(m): 6:11pm On Oct 30, 2016
This will never go viral cus its not:

1. Fire at Kirikiri
2. Bomb in Borno
3. Leaked Video of Pastor having Sex
4. Another Cucumber Video

I still wonder why we love bad news....

smd...

Kudos to our Gallant Soldier

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Health / Re: Dying To Be Thin: Thousands Petition Youtube To Ban Anorexic Vlogger by ekojoe(m): 3:11pm On Oct 29, 2016
This is exactly how Nigeria looks now..

All thanks to Buhari!!!!
Sai Baba embarassed

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Made-In-Warri Pre-Wedding Photos by ekojoe(m): 10:48am On Oct 29, 2016
kai... the way I hate seeing photographer's signature on pictures eeh...
Let your good work do the PUBLICITY

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Bakassi IDP And NNPC Station In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 10:42am On Oct 29, 2016
fathomberry:
Humans killing Humans.
Jesus please come.
ah why naa...
if you are ready to go.... just go
whick one come be "Jesus please Come" are you the TRUMPETER?

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Bakassi IDP And NNPC Station In Maiduguri This Morning (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 10:40am On Oct 29, 2016
people get mind shaa...

Even wild animals have sympathy but this specie called "humans".........

hmmmmmmmm God help us all!

RIP my fellow brothers

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Politics / Re: Double Bomb Blasts In Maiduguri, Many Feared Dead by ekojoe(m): 10:39am On Oct 29, 2016
Sealeddeal:
No! You should go to Jesus. we don't want Jesus here again. Go to him
hmmm
Politics / Re: Double Bomb Blasts In Maiduguri, Many Feared Dead by ekojoe(m): 10:38am On Oct 29, 2016
hmm
Phones / Re: A Nairalander's Account Of The Itel Mobile Fans Hangout In Ikeja by ekojoe(m): 10:25am On Oct 29, 2016
hmmm
Politics / Re: Fayose Kneeling Down For Ooni Ogunwusi's Royal Blessing (Photos) by ekojoe(m): 12:41pm On Oct 28, 2016
hmmm
Politics / Re: List Of Soldiers, Police Officers Arrested For Collaborating With Boko Haram by ekojoe(m): 12:36pm On Oct 28, 2016
NL Wida you pipo not letting me comment on Islamic Posts... And why are there so many of 'em this morning?
WOZZALDIS
Politics / Re: Umahi Is Not Qualified To Polish Onu's Shoes - Ebonyi APC by ekojoe(m): 12:17pm On Oct 28, 2016
NL Wida you pipo not letting me comment on Islamic Posts... And why are there so many of 'em this morning?

WOZZALDIS

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Celebrates 26th Birthday, Releases "Chemistry" Ft Simi As They Pose Topless by ekojoe(m): 1:01pm On Oct 27, 2016
hmm

Una beta marry

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