Pray for Me by Dare (ft Soweto Gospel Choir)

Madawaki01:
Is dat cla?

Yes sir It is very very clear sir

tobhykillz:
I go come join una for academy through 69thrc at ekoson madawaki ajagbe

Abeg come, academy is sweet

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gentleman100:
I thought your level of reasoning would have increased since you got admitted, it's the other way round, depsite the wealth of knowledge those officers are trying to impact... You've just displayed a high level of stupidity. People like Madawaki, Okedi and others are displaying the gentleman in them, here you are putting your hands/mouth into into motion without putting your brain into gear. wise up bro. Don't be a waste of resources, the FG is spending a lot of you assh_le.

You see, you confirmed my doubt.........now I know your stupidity is inbuilt and cannot be detached.

I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavours, hopefully, the earth will be in your favour someday. Bye!

gentleman100:
you're officially mad. Animal!

Brother, why are you so pained? I'm not the cause of your frustration na.
I offered you free advice bro.


But it's obvious your brain is still on Christmas break, so take heart.

timmykaydude:
oya make I start,is there any advantage if a guarantor who is a military officer sign than a civilian which is d local government chairman.

Probably yes.
I for one would prefer my attestation letter being signed by a military officer - the reason is simply bcoz it will be more acknowledged than being signed by a civilian.

And besides, who knows if the person signing it could be the Board Secretary's artyman. JUST KIDDING. Lol

The bottom line is just get it signed, way and manner.

gentleman100:
dear sammylowkey.... The tip(s) I have for you is to get a strong godfather and write your NDAEE @ a Center where they can help you. I HAVE SEEN SOLDIERS GIVE ANSWERS TO ASPIRANTS. .... You can also pray but include your godfather in your prayer. meritMyFoot.

Dude, try to use your brain, it's not illegal yet.

tobhykillz:
wheres ajagbe madawaki and d rest?

This applicant, you have eyes to see Ajagbe97 and Madawaki01 - oh boy, relax; bcoz these senior officers are gonna be your Godfather and Prepwinger respectively.


If u have a question, ask us ur immediate elder brothers. CHANNEL OF COMMUNICATION

They're calling u bastard and u're complaining; u don't know that bastard is a highly esteemed title in my father's academy?

tobhykillz:
who be dis 1 wey dey call person bastard?

Niggur, I'll advice u to talk to ur senior with courtesy, and stop assuming.

Nognome:
Person never get admission na wan join ur cadet. Since that place is just so bad, have you died since....#justwondering

Skipper04:
This was how i started my journey n behold im now cadet PC NNAJI of d Nigeria defence academy...let me inform all you wannabe clowns of 69rc dah NDAis much more tougher you've been hearing'bout geh ready to suffer like market thieves n BLEED on a regular basis.
Its d painful truth n im nor trynna demoralise anyone just letting you know dah d academy is like paradise on d outside buh hell on d inside trust most of you bastards don't know what you're getting into.If you're still interested in becoming a 69rc cadet of NDA 08082099508 whatsapp me n lets see if you might end up in my battalion DALET

Coursemate Nnaji, allow the potential clowns to come and see for themselves na.....besides I need newbies to come and take over chikapa from us. LOL

Well, gentlemen the NDA by all standards is not a relaxation resort, so I'll advice all ya baggars to zero ur mind and expect the worse - which will never come. Ha!
Though my coursemate aint lying or exaggerating, you boys will not die, you will only feel it, so long as you're fit afterall.
The NDA is the eye of Nigeria and the standards must be maintained......you will be given the opportunity of tasting death without dying.
Just tune your mind bcoz your food shall be "Puttee puttee endurance, malice and injustice, wickedness and prepwingers"; bcoz your creed as a clown is to obey and never ask why.


But at the end of the day, everything is smoke. So all the incoming tender couscous, you will not cry for will be a senior DAY BY DAY.







Academy people - people no good ooo
Allah - Allah kwa
Shege - Shege mutum kawai


Lolz........NDA is sweet izza cliar
Her applicants are many, but her tenants are the few patriotic and resolute ones!!!
Lemme rest my pen.




I'M GOING OOO

Lol.......Cadet RSM Dayo-Kareem aka Academy Heights.

jaeybee98:
This bastard! Announcing ur arrival is ur problem ba?? How have you been??

I can see you want to die
I've been asleep

Gentlemen potential clowns, we the One Bar Generals are back....how is your morale

Godwils3:


I don't think you still remember our last conversation..... but Bro God's favour will never part from you I pray.

Amin, my artyman.

What's up guys, u guys are doing a great job here. I applied to McGill and U of T last year but got rejected, I had three A's and four B's and two C's.

I'm not applying this year bcoz I've been admitted to Nigerian Defence Academy as part of 68 Regular Course. I guess God has destined me for military service. I wish you all the best of luck. Jah bless!

jaeybee98:
This dogged cookie, no shaking. The flag is already hoisted nd flying. How's life over there??

S W E E T. Come in and see for yourself.

Oh boy, 69RC clowns got no chill o. Manage and make the final list... don't forget to pray for us your immediate elder brothers, will be waiting for you in our father's academy.

Xslaze3xd, Samlan, Blackened, BadBullet etc - keep the flag flying.

Uncle you can lie oo

That's paint balling joor Which kind movie set?
OP e be like say na night school you go ba.

Uncle you can lie oo

That's paint balling joor Which kind movie set?
OP e be like say na night school you go ba.

Jay95:
I can't. Give me yours instead.

Sir, here is mine 0.81.7.4.6.4.7.4.5.6, I would like to talk to you about some things before resumption pls.

Stanley59, where are you at bro, abeg take a break from Uniben library and contact me on whatsapp.
My number is zero eight one 74647456. Abeg it is urgent.

mhisbliss:
nice but simple i just red it fast without skipping a bit, you know why? Because i know that after the red lorry comes the yellow one

Go and read it again......this time, FASTER!

...And let's see if it won't bring out ur mothertongue factor.

RED LORRY....YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY....YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY....YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY....YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY....YELLOW LORRY
Read it fast to see how eloquent you are.

demo4ril97:
Was checking my FB news feed when I saw a post from a fellow ex-race-mate I therefore commend this administration for giving you guys the previledge to start trials of becoming frontline men. CONGRATULATIONS to all my boys who made it but after una matric I don become una boy be that Ekoson95 you owe me some bottles of my courage o!. Lawmosh Dann01 Shaddyemmanuel and others give us the good news.

Lest, I forgot Xslaze3xd is now a business man lol. Rawswag guard up victory means not accepting any fucking defeat.

Meanwhile JAMB have replaced her registrar hope to conquer next year.

Coutersy:
xslaze3xd
ekoson
rawswag
lawmosh
dann01
kodext
nissmo
godwils3
maryjane1997
mrookie
admiralG
and colleagues in the house.

I definitely do, sir. I'll most delighted to present it to you when we meet in the academy next year. God bless your hustle.

SolaceAndexIII:

God Be With You, Congrats
I am happy my thread produced Cadets.
Xslaze3xd

Thanks boss. I heard you're now a businessman. Nothing do you my guy.

But don't forget we'll be waiting for you next year at our fathers' academy.

Alhamudillahi! I made the list. Number 2, Benue State. BN 25, Geography, NAF.


Special thanks to all my friends and coursemates for all your support, encouragement and solidarity.

To my colleagues who were dropped, remember that failure is not fatal; the courage to continue is what counts.
God will surely bless your hustles.

I still remain loyal to all the bosses in the house.

Madawaki01:
dnt wori,ADO is a shai pot lol

Boss, morning SIR! How's the heat in Academy? Your boys here are loyal, sir.

Pray with conviction and sincerity of heart....and God will see you through.

Mlsquare:
Resnd it Pls

Tony Chris Ekoja........that's my facebook username.

Improvised Kissing Device

JOSEjoe99:
man!u soundin like one tooni guy.Ve forgotten ur number but i was BN32.

Man.....yeah, it's me BN 25.
Wow.....BN 32 Mechanical Engineering right?