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Odunnu:
Choi! Na wa for this thread o.
@Ekt_bear, maybe we should be friends, what do you think?
[s]be reminded that if you say 'YES', you'l have a mutual friend with 'Beaf' and if you say 'NO', you'l make me sad [/s]

Heh. I'll take you up on your offer.

Katsumoto:
@ topic

Very courageous ( o la ya gan)

Very funny thread


Don't pass on the offer of 'friendship' from Odunnu.

Even if it were real life, you guys (Beaf and u) will just chin one another if you meet at her place.

Duly noted

Gbawe:
Are you sure ? I heard she slapped David Mark and Tambuwal at the same time with a matrix-style movement of her wrist !!!

lmao

^-- hehe

Man. Still flabbergasted that I wasted so much time on this thread and have let sleep suffer as a result.

Better to ignore mor0ns and keep it moving, I guess.

koruji:
The greatest problem that beset us as Africans is a terribly short memory for the good someone has done, and a rather unending memory for their errors.

The fact remains that but for Tinubu there would be no Fashola. It was Tinubu [size=20pt]alone [/size] that stood against the might of OBJ & his evil PDP forces. All that is going on now is "baby" OBJ & his PDP cretins simply changing tactics by flattering Fashola to fall over, while condemning Tinubu.

It is not today that such evil forces have attacked Yoruba land by encouraging such treachery. This is exactly what they did between Awo and Akintola. Akintola thought he was taking his people into "mainstream" politics, but all he did was destroy not only himself in the process, but Awolowo and the policies and programs that would have transformed the SW light-years ahead of other regions. Even today, echos of that golden era remain.

I have said it over and over again, Fashola needs to keep his head on his shoulders and realize that any human that stand with the enemies of his people, no matter how brilliant he considers himself, is bound to fail at whatever he does.

It doesn't mean that Fashol and Tinubu should not disagree. They should, that is the essence of leadership as long as it is not an excuse for treachery.

Enough word for the wise.

See wisdom!

Nah maybe I shouldn't be so mean to Beaf.

I've whooped him so many times in this section. It is like a grown-@ss man hooping against some 7 year olds.

Just a bit annoyed that he in usual craven manner chose to poke his nose in this thread.

Was hoping to get a few shots in while I was distracted, right? Hehe

Oh well, what should one expect? Water is wet, and Beaf will do oafish beafish things.

Hehe.

Beaf:
Na wa o! See pure pain!
I wonder if ekt bear really has man love for FStranger?

I wonder if Beaf has man love for ekt_bear? See how this squirrel follows bear around.

Don't you have a wife at home?

Is she aware that you spend your time online stalking other men?

Damn!

Regarding my initial comment in this thread, I hope you don't suffer from back problems

Na wa o

Anyway, somehow anything good one has also comes with problems.

arsenefc:
PS: Anyone, Katsumoto, Sagamite, BEAF,  please wade in, make fun of me,  help me beg Ekt Bear, do anything, anything that will make Ekt Bear feel better. Ekt Bear is going cuckoooo on me. I am terrified and humbled and sorry at the same time.

Lmao

So this is your defense mechanism? Show your belly like a dog that has been whipped?

"Cuckoo on you", indeed. Says the resident NL lunatic.

Wonders will never cease!

How many more years left at Princeton?

Any luck tracking down Odunnu's stalkers? 

Have you investigated yet where ekt_bear exactly was bragging about poon?

Any advice for other Nigerians taking JAMB who are also hoping for a coincidental, low-probability event like winning a VISA lottery to send them to Princeton med?

We are all ears, housefly of NL.

We are all ears, court jester of NL.

We are all ears, muddy-water dwelling frog.

@Akanbi_edu: This might be the last post I have to make derailing this thread. Apologies Ileke-IdI!

arsenefc:
I appointed myself. I figured out, before you and everyone else, that the throne was vacant, so I sat on it. And you know what, I dont plan on vacating it anytime time soon. Pretty cushy, BTW. Hey let me tell you something, get yourself one like me, and stop 'jolosing' my authenticated authority. Find a vacant throne and grab it, Benin, Ndigbo, Egun thrones are still vacant. Too bad Beaf is already sitting on the ND throne. N


Actually, I dont do that myself. My secret police do that on my behalf.

No sir.

All of the above is correct sir.

We, again? Are you Yoruba Sir?

Me? Yoruba? Yoruba from Benin Republic. Or maybe Brazil. Or Cuba. One of those countries. Or maybe an akata from the US who only has a distant Yoruba ancestor.

Nevertheless. . . I am still Yoruba enough to know more about at least a portion of your home state than you do

NO, after all, I dont have access to steady pum-pum.  At least, not as much as you do sir.

Absolutely NO to your question.


Again, Mr. Ekt Bear, knock it off. Its no big deal. I am really really really sorry to have offended you.

Please ignore my posts. Ignore please.

No wahala. Eventually, even a blind squirrel finds a nut (notice the double entendre.) Your time may come some day. I wouldn't suggest holding your breath until it comes, of course.

arsenefc:
I am glad.


Pretty good. If you look around, i aint the only one in that situation, so many NL'ers are. Not too pretty difficult to believe.

Visa lottery? The one that under 100k total foreigners in the entire world win (you can double check this)? This is the one that you coincidentally won? And many NLers won?

Not really a miracle per se. Pretty frequent. One wonders how SEFAGO etc made it to a US school.

I'm pretty sure SEFAGO just had an ordinary F-1 student visa. Strikes me as a rich ajebo kid whose parents could afford to pay the enormous school fees (and probably good enough credentials to get some scholarship money.)

You are right. that is exactly what I am. That was actually my nick name in Pre-K school in my mother's womb

That is the stuff Fstranger is made of. I am glad i have an area of expertise. Master of false impression, magician so to speak. Maybe I shoud get a TV show for gullible people like you. Imagine how much I'd be making.

Heh.

You are really not that important in my life. I see a lot of people with a lot of problems.  I dont remember chatting with you on YIM. And if I did talk to you, I cant remember what we discussed. Great you remember though.

That said, I am sorry if I hurt you in anyway. Hey, I am bad/a/ss, not in a good way though. Too bad it is you i got this way, you were never on my radar.

But since this is a virtual life that i do not take seriously at all. I will like to say that, I am really sorry for putting you through this emotional roller-coaster.

Relax. It isn't that serious. The problem is that I made the mistake of regarding you as anymore than a f00l. Clearly I'm not doing that any more.

And yes, you are doing pretty well, great job, great education, great looks and with no chips on your shoulders.

You never said anything about pum-pum and definitely did not mention times.

Indeed, indeed. Thanks for acknowledging your mistake (I realize you are being sarcastic, but using sarcasm as a tool to avoid actually any demonstrating any of your allegations. Your eidetic memory should allow you to easily find the post, no?)

And also, You are way better than me. Way better than everyone on NL as a matter of fact.  Look if there is anything I can do to help your current emotional state, let me know. I am sorry for all I have caused you, And I mean it.

Again, without trying to muddy the waters, You are doing great. You are awesome. You arent stalking Odunnu. I am a bad person, jealous and devious.

Goodluck, Mr. Ekt Bear. Goodluck.

Now, lets go to bed. Shall we?

Heh. Sarcasm again, but this time you've mostly hit the nail on the head.

Well done. I see how you won your lottery visa and attended Princeton medical. All coincidentally in the same year you got a 285 on JAMB, right?

Speaking of "Un-Yoruba-like" (though I'm wondering, who appointed you an authority on Yoruba? After all, you evidently don't even know much about your neighbors in Osun State.)

Is stalking people online, being a dishonest psychopath "omoluabi" behavior, in your mind?

Is being a jealous, hateful, demonic toad "omoluabi" to you?

Is talking a bunch of crap, calling someone else a stalker or braggart omoluabi?

If anyone were to judge Yoruba based upon you, no one could blame them for thinking that we are the scum of the earth.

Hehe.

Compare yourself to this omoluabi standard which you seem to value. Do you measure up?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=784076.msg9363489#msg9363489 date=1318923009]^^^ Enough you two [/quote]Heh relax. I've demonstrated pretty thoroughly that he is full of sh1t, and so he and I are just having a little bit of innocent fun now

Heh. At least I know now to regard you in the same way as I do Beaf.

So uh. . . how was it attending university in the US (Princeton?) shortly after getting your 285 on JAMB, immediately after getting VISA lottery to Yankee?

And no doubt if you had applied to universities in Nigeria, you'd have gotten an offer, yes? But nope, that never happened. A miracle occurred!

Hehe.

I named you poorly before by calling you housefly. Instead you are some creature that lurks in muddy waters.

Just as you created the impression that you were affiliated with a certain institution, just as you claimed I am a stalker and braggart about poon, you are muddying the waters on this topic too. Half-truths and false impressions are what you seem to thrive in.

Ah.

So regarding chip on the shoulder. Is this a reverse psychology game you are playing? We've chatted before on IM. You know what I'm doing currently in my personal life career-wise. And it appears that you've verified for yourself (through stalking) that what I said on YIM was true. So based on what you know about me and have confirmed, is it likely to you that I have a chip on my shoulder?

And finally, hopefully I am now done with this crap for real.

Hehe.

Something is wrong with my head that I let people bait me into wasting my time.

Heh.

I still cannot quite let this go. I did a fairly though search of NL and see absolutely no mentions of stalking or bragging about s3x.

If interested, some of the threads are here:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-724892.512.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-746679.0.html

Alright.

So hopefully everyone sees now that this dude Fstranger was entirely, 100% full of crap?

Lol.

What an absolute waste of time.

@Aigbofa: He may or may not have been joking around. But this is his modus operandi, in case you haven't noticed. Muddy the waters, then back down when called out on the ambiguities he has introduced (e.g., inferring from the thread linked above that I am chasing poon 1000s of miles in Edo State, roflmao.)

So pretty important to expose him once and for all.

On that note, way past my bedtime.

Beaf, i will deal with you later in this week. You are another piece of pathetic scum that should be trampled any chance I get.

As I said, you know that there is nothing in life you can do better than me. You know this deep in your bones.

Until later this week Beaf.

Good night to the rest of you all.

I don't have any bitterness. But still, you are the same to me as Beaf.

Perhaps you were joking, who knows. But it is the type of joking a psychopath does. I suspect your sanity and well-being.

Imo, best if you don't interact with me again on this site. I certainly have no interest in doing so with you.

I am an absolutely stvpid, m0ron of a person. How could I stay up late to devote time to nonsense like this? Imagine wasting valuable time discussion with idi0ts like Fstranger and Beaf?

Absolutely pathetic. I'm ashamed of myself this day.

Anyway, here is the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-675630.128.html

Judge for yourself there if ekt_bear is bragging in any way about poon. Judge for yourself if I am stalking Odunnu. I read that and see a pretty amicable, harmless conversation.

And Fstranger's usual jealous, devilish nature as usual kicking in.

So read through that.

And compare Fstranger's claims earlier in this thread (pum-pum twice as week, etc, etc).

Is it not only a deranged madman who could take this from a harmless conversation?

Beaf is someone I view with absolute disdain. However, at this point I think I view you in the same way, Fstranger.

You are a really a sad, pathetic human being.

arsenefc:
^^^  
You said you never made such claim.

You made the post, find it.

I will indeed find it.

You prolly went back to edit it. Hey, for someone who thinks he bested Beaf, when Beaf gave him TKOs many times over, I am not that surprised at your attempt at denying ever making such statement.

Beaf cannot best me in anything in life. You know this, I know this, he knows this. Be honest with yourself. Just because you and I are beefing doesn't mean you cannot be honest regarding this.

Thats what you do. Dont get mad at me, get mad at yourself for claiming to have access to Pum pum constantly while still looking thousands of miles from you looking to get freaky with Odunnu.

Ask Odunnu sef if I have ever tried to do anything freaky with her! How on earth have you spin a single post in which you say something creepy to Odunnu and I make a joke about it into me trying to get freaky with her?

Lol. Don't you have any shame? You realize that I will eventually find this post, right?

Just say, you have a high sex drive and we will be done here. Next time try to be more honest, please. Mr. I am friends with Aregbesola.

You still don't get it. This makes me sad Just as there are Yoruba in both Benin Republic and Nigeria, there are also Ijesha in Osun and Ekiti. Why didn't you ever look this up and find out? Why do you enjoy displaying your ignorance about your own home state and your neighboring tribe in Osun?

And on that note, I'm out for the night.

If no one finds this post that Fstranger claims I made, I'll find it myself later.

Notice carefully how he has run away from the Princeton claims and JAMB score discussion, though!

Notice how the exact same thing he did in this thread (editing his post) he is now saying I have done.

But in my own case, if someone finds the thread, we can easily ask a mod to check the timestamp of the post and see if I've edited it or not.

Let us put this eidetic memory to the test.

Fstranger, if your eidetic memory fails you again, then I will regard you even less than Beaf on this forum.

I've given you a chance to back down now out of the fondness I once had for you. The offer is still there. But if you refuse to take it, then we'll go down this road.

I am fvcking pathetic though.

How on earth have I wasted so much time on this bullsh1t?

Man, this will be the last time I'll hopefully do this again.

Why do I feel a need to respond to dumb-asses like Fstranger and Beaf?

I'm as stvpid as they are.

Anyway, if anyone can find a quote where I brag about how "pum pum", kindly link to it. And if you like, message the mods to verify that I've not edited the post.

When this is done, we can see if Fstranger's claim that Ekt_bear claims too much is true or false.

I'll return in 12 hours. We'll get to the bottom of this and eventually see if Fstranger is full of sh1t and his "eidetic memory" (pause, how the fvck is he claiming that anyone else is arrogant when he does sh1t like this?) failed him.

I want a quote on NL about Ekt_bear bragging about how much pum pum he gets.

Can anyone find this? And provide a link to the thread?

Already we have seen that Fstranger's denial of pretending to have an affiliation to Princeton make no sense.

Fstranger, are you really sure you want to proceed down this path?

If you like, we can leave this be and move on.

If you take this option, I would suggest that you attempt to minimize your interactions with me on this site henceforth.

Otherwise, I will find that thread and see if it is one of your story-tellings/distortions again.

Roflmaoooo

God in heaven!

Beaf:
Lol! They are both drop dead indeed.
. . .But its quite a different case when a man goes whining to another man; "you chased girl a, you chased girl b and winked at girl c." Mentioning names in that context is extremely petty and unmanly; it comes across as straight jealousy and bitterness.

When have I ever complained about Fstranger stalking anyone on NL? I have mocked him for it. But never whined. Kindly show me where I whined?

I'm seriously helping the dude (maybe like a charity or something). I've been quite a bit irritated about his derailling all sorts of threads with FStranger man "love" (especially those where I'm having a wikid fight, hauling wretched arses concerning Aregbe and his oga, Tinubu ).

Warn him for me o!

I am the one stalking Fstranger?

Jesus. Does this sound like something I would even do?

Why on earth would I do that? Can you show me where I have done this? You can probably write a bit of code to explicitly count how soon after I post in a thread, Fstranger decides to follow me.

And from this, you concluded I am stalking him?!?!?

What is there even to stalk? When does Fstranger ever post anything remotely interesting here in the politics section? What "content" is there even to stalk?

Lmao. I'm flabbergasted. You are a very small and petty man, Beaf. So because I have whooped your @ss so much on this forum, you'll do this?

Don't worry. I will catch you this week. Pray to whichever god you serve that I will be merciful.

arsenefc:
Of course, not difficult to obtain
But who goes around bragging about it. I knew he was joking the first time he made reference to it.

Ekt bear, what is pum pum BTW?

Kindly use your eidetic memory to obtain the exact quote where I was bragging about pum pum.

Regarding the definition of "pum pum", go visit urban dictionary.

Hopefully from these past few posts by Fstranger and I (specifically the one he edited away), you should see why I am skeptical.

This is the same type of game he has played in the past. Putting out a bit of BS, then neither confirming nor denying the validity of it. Just muddying the waters and then pretending afterwards that he was joking, playing around, whatever.

If you ask him questions to fill in the background of his claims (e.g., the exact timeline of getting a 285 on JAMB and then getting visa lottery at around the same time), he dodges.

So Fstranger, let me ask again. Your 285 JAMB score, you never ended up sending this to any Nigerian post-secondary institutions? You never attended any Nigerian post-secondary schools?

Your application process to various post-secondary institutions in Nigeria etc just never happened, and you ended up coincidentally winning visa to study in Yankee?

Indeed.

@Beaf: God in heaven  

Ask Fstranger himself if he thinks I am jealous of him. Ask him if he thinks I am jealous of anyone here on NL. The problem is you don't quite understand what is going on here. . . you are trying to incorporate your own little spat with me into this.

Hehe