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Music/Radio / Re: What Does Your Taste In Music Say About Your Intelligence? by ektbear: 5:47pm On Oct 23, 2013
I listen to trashy top 40 music and southern hip hop. Based upon that one would probably guess that I have average or below-average intelligence.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Commissions 500MW Omotosho Power Plant by ektbear: 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2013
jmaine:

You are very correct, OBJ started building the Omotosho 2 in 2010 and only invited Goodluck to commission it on his behalf.

Profound silly members like you deserve lengthy bans on this forum, to avoid infecting others with your plague of stvpidity.

lmao cheesy

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Politics / Re: Fashola's Unethical Romance With British American Tobacco Is Ill Conceived! by ektbear: 6:08pm On Oct 09, 2013
Tobacco is evil
Programming / Re: The Second Coming Of Java by ektbear: 8:18am On Oct 03, 2013
Great article. The JVM rawks.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Best Of Vine/instagram... by ektbear: 5:40pm On Sep 27, 2013
i'm addicted to this stuff cheesy
Politics / Re: Zamfara Women Protest Over Husband Scarcity by ektbear: 6:29pm On Sep 26, 2013
The real story here seems to be poverty among Zamfaran women.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Workout Routines by ektbear: 3:35am On Sep 26, 2013
Hmm, nice vids. I usually do basketball/treadmill/elliptical for my cardio, but this seems to be more stuff you can do at home smiley

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Best Of Vine/instagram... by ektbear: 7:44am On Sep 24, 2013
I can't stop watching this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5f_36M-oZc

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Art, Graphics & Video / Best Of Vine/instagram... by ektbear: 7:41am On Sep 24, 2013

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Not In New York With 600-man Delegation – Abati by ektbear: 7:09pm On Sep 23, 2013
600 men? Is this a delegation, or an invading army?
Science/Technology / Re: Just 34 Lions Are Left In Nigeria As West African Lion Population Declines by ektbear: 6:05pm On Sep 23, 2013
cry
Culture / How Did Certain Names Become Stereotypically Black? by ektbear: 7:22am On Sep 22, 2013
I've never met a white Dion, Tyrone, Latesha, Shaquisha, etc before in my life.

So in the UK evidently the name "Winston" is also a black name...there is supposed to be some historical reason for why this is.

So what is the story behind this?
Politics / Re: Buhari Threatens To Quit Apc Over National Publicity Secretary Position by ektbear: 7:10am On Sep 22, 2013
Buhari is a very useless fellow

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Romance / Re: How do one keep relationship without much spending. by ektbear: 6:54am On Sep 19, 2013
Find a cheap, frugal girlfriend. Most of the girls I've dates are thrifty. Avoid superficial girls who don't know the value of a dollar naira
Romance / Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by ektbear: 6:51am On Sep 19, 2013
1. Cook for him
2. Buy him some nice cologne, a scarf or a belt
3. F*** his brains out
Romance / Re: FYI Ladies: Did You Know Cooking For Your Man Means You're manliness-WHIPPED?! by ektbear: 6:50am On Sep 19, 2013
A woman who can't cook is imo kinda useless. Ain't got nothing to do with being whipped either...I doubt anybody would want to visit the home of a girl who can't prepare food for her guests, male or female.

FWIW, I kind of think that the same is true for guys.

And your boy definitely knows how to put it down in the kitchen.

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Romance / Re: In China, A Man Sued His Wife For Being Ugly – And Won! by ektbear: 6:47am On Sep 19, 2013
Let us a see a picture of the child. Besides, maybe the ugly duckling will turn into a swan when it grows older..?
Romance / Re: Can You Share A Bed With Your Ex For A Night Without Anything Happening? by ektbear: 6:43am On Sep 19, 2013
[b]Un[/b]possible.
Education / Re: Nigerian University That Deserves To Be Among World's Top 100 Universities? by ektbear: 6:38am On Sep 19, 2013
interesting.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Obabiyi Aisha Ajibola Wins Muslim Beauty Pageant In Indonesia by ektbear: 6:37am On Sep 19, 2013
weeeeak sauce
Programming / Re: Goodbye Grails by ektbear: 6:38am On Sep 13, 2013
Basically I'm a Python/Scala guy at this point. Python is very similar to Ruby, but has way better libraries for science.

Scala is high performance and has type safety, isn't verbose and has a pretty damn nice IDE (IntelliJ) and REPL.

If I were to start my own company someday, I suspect I'd start off with those two tools.
Family / Re: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by ektbear: 8:42am On Sep 10, 2013
whyyyte gurrrl
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Urges Students Not To Give-up On Nigeria by ektbear: 8:32am On Sep 10, 2013
God bless Nigeria
Programming / Re: Goodbye Grails by ektbear: 8:30am On Sep 10, 2013
Heh.

I've been writing a lot of Scala lately and it also has this super-annoying long compile time + packaging issue sad

On the other hand, writing software in a language like Ruby which are dynamically typed means many bugs are discovered at run-time, rather than compile time cry

I was not a fan of the JVM and static typing, but now I think the latter is a must for writing software.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by ektbear: 6:45pm On Sep 02, 2013
VillageBoi:
GAME OF THRONES - as a Seinfeld comedy lol


Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864gdSC9KOA


Episode 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IsU8Z_eLs


Episode 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZcy0SQodA

Lol this is hella good
Nairaland / General / Re: What Percent Of Your Income Do You Save Monthly? by ektbear: 7:21am On Aug 21, 2013
40%+. But this is relatively easy for me, since I don't have any major expenses (just rent, food and entertainment).
Celebrities / Re: . by ektbear: 10:09pm On Aug 17, 2013
My dear, your best bet is to get on a treadmill or go for a vigorous run outside....posing on a beach isn't much exercise cheesy

Which kyn yeye workout be dis grin
Politics / Re: Why I Believe In Free Education And Helping Okada Riders -- Musiwa by ektbear: 6:53am On Aug 12, 2013
ok
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by ektbear: 4:48am On Aug 11, 2013
*Kails*:


we know.

lmao grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by ektbear: 5:33pm On Aug 09, 2013
Btw does the OP mean love, or lust?

The former has happened once to me before, the latter many times cheesy

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Who Didn't Love You Back ? by ektbear: 5:33pm On Aug 09, 2013
yes

unrequited love is pure pain cry cry cry

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