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I listen to trashy top 40 music and southern hip hop. Based upon that one would probably guess that I have average or below-average intelligence.

jmaine: You are very correct, OBJ started building the Omotosho 2 in 2010 and only invited Goodluck to commission it on his behalf.

Profound silly members like you deserve lengthy bans on this forum, to avoid infecting others with your plague of stvpidity.

lmao

Tobacco is evil

Great article. The JVM rawks.

i'm addicted to this stuff

The real story here seems to be poverty among Zamfaran women.

Hmm, nice vids. I usually do basketball/treadmill/elliptical for my cardio, but this seems to be more stuff you can do at home

I can't stop watching this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5f_36M-oZc

I'm hella late on this best of Vine stuff, but I find it quite funny and wanted to share:

https://vine.co/v/hq0Fb51AMBA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zbacoPpUSA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIrrLRrMFg8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI915BO7bc4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khjq3Lo-XCc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URdL1uuHJH8

600 men? Is this a delegation, or an invading army?

I've never met a white Dion, Tyrone, Latesha, Shaquisha, etc before in my life.

So in the UK evidently the name "Winston" is also a black name...there is supposed to be some historical reason for why this is.

So what is the story behind this?

Buhari is a very useless fellow

Find a cheap, frugal girlfriend. Most of the girls I've dates are thrifty. Avoid superficial girls who don't know the value of a dollar naira

1. Cook for him
2. Buy him some nice cologne, a scarf or a belt
3. F*** his brains out

A woman who can't cook is imo kinda useless. Ain't got nothing to do with being whipped either...I doubt anybody would want to visit the home of a girl who can't prepare food for her guests, male or female.

FWIW, I kind of think that the same is true for guys.

And your boy definitely knows how to put it down in the kitchen.

Let us a see a picture of the child. Besides, maybe the ugly duckling will turn into a swan when it grows older..?

[b]Un[/b]possible.

interesting.

weeeeak sauce

Basically I'm a Python/Scala guy at this point. Python is very similar to Ruby, but has way better libraries for science.

Scala is high performance and has type safety, isn't verbose and has a pretty damn nice IDE (IntelliJ) and REPL.

If I were to start my own company someday, I suspect I'd start off with those two tools.

whyyyte gurrrl

God bless Nigeria

Heh.

I've been writing a lot of Scala lately and it also has this super-annoying long compile time + packaging issue

On the other hand, writing software in a language like Ruby which are dynamically typed means many bugs are discovered at run-time, rather than compile time

I was not a fan of the JVM and static typing, but now I think the latter is a must for writing software.

VillageBoi: GAME OF THRONES - as a Seinfeld comedy lol


Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864gdSC9KOA


Episode 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0IsU8Z_eLs


Episode 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZcy0SQodA

Lol this is hella good

40%+. But this is relatively easy for me, since I don't have any major expenses (just rent, food and entertainment).

My dear, your best bet is to get on a treadmill or go for a vigorous run outside....posing on a beach isn't much exercise

Which kyn yeye workout be dis

ok

[quote author=*Kails*]we know.[/quote]lmao

Btw does the OP mean love, or lust?

The former has happened once to me before, the latter many times

yes

unrequited love is pure pain