₦airaland Forum

OtunbaJega:
I cant pay a bigot to work me... lailai

2 work u? Ar u a tokumbo car!

dcaliph:
If South South and South East are supporting their own fanatically, what stops the North from doing same?
Why are Amechi and Rochas refered to as traitors? GEJ should know that you can‘t have your cake and eat it. He started this religious and tribal politics and he must play it to the end.

When he was calling APC and amala and ewedu party, he did‘t know that statement delivered the South West to APC.

When he was calling APC a muslim party and made CAN an organ of PDP and allowing this aide to call him “JESUS“, he didn‘t know that delivered the muslims to APC.

When he is telling the south not to vote a noutherner and allowing Asari to insult the North, he did‘nt know that he was telling the northerners that “IF YOU DON‘T VOTE FOR YOUR OWN, WHO WILL?“.

Now only the south and the east are supporting him, he is crying Tribalism and religion. HE MUST PLAY THE TRIBAL AND RELIGIOUS CARD TO THE END.

THOSE WHO ARE WITH HIM MORE THAN THAN THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST HIM.

THEN WHY HE CON DEY FEAR??

u dnt've a head, do u? Geraway wt ur myopic reasonin! Ce! If d north lyk mek dey hang demslves, power'll not leave d south til 2027,we shal resist dem frm d poll 2d battle ground! We're superior 2 dem incase dey dnt kno! Fvvcck d headless,slowpokes called northerners!

Harmthe:
those above me na clowns

& u be orchin!

bennygreat1:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
CALL TO GLORY!!!
The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced diet
local government area of food state, Regret to
announce the death of their father, brother, and
grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot express road.
He was 36 cups. He survived by his wife; Mrs stew.
Twin daughters; curry and thyme.
Sons inlaw; Maggi and Onion.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT;
25 December 2014, Body leaves
kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by plates and spoons.
Cups and water are highly invited. Papa, God loves you
but our stomach loves you more. May your gentle soul
rest in the bossom of the toilet. Amen!
Signed by meat and fish, for the
family.

1day u monkey go go mrkt but 2 return go b wahala! I just dey wtch u since 2004!

If dis guys die eh!

juntod:
There is nothing wrong in this. It all depends on how you define LIFE. If the old man is faithful and takes good care of her, she has my go ahead. What matters in life is comfortability and happiness. By the way, you never can tell what she has passed through in the hands of younger men. Its her life. Stop the hypocrisy and criticism.

u dnt've a head, do u?

Our nija gels, a.k.a money loverz, funny romanceless ugly gud 4 notin gels.

lafflaff123:
Na Women like this FULL Nairaland.

They give stupid advises here, but in real life they marry their papa MATE. So this woman wants to tell me she is in love with this MAN? talk of using a old man to climb the ladder.

Was just told today that the most beautiful girl in my class in the Uni. then, is the 4th Wife of a Commissioner in one of the South-South State, what is wrong with this women sef?

3 bo 4u,

Very simple wit herbal cleanser, try it & tnk me leta,, d medicine is all ova here in enugu!

Its infection simple, buy goco herbal cleanser

herald9:
When it comes to extorting money from students... Uniuyo is second to none

Imagine...the acceptance fee for UNICAL is 10k...
UNIUYO is 15k.

Most universities release their second admission list free of charge... but in UNIUYO you've to pay from 1k to 2k according to how late you were.

After you've scaled through this hurdle and finally go for screening... much more surprises awaits you.

This is why I always fantasize becoming a lecturer or working in the university.

These people are unknown business gurus.

Esut Enugu is 30k, d most useless univrsty on d planet earth.

U shuld've gone awol, knoin dat dis con3 z a scam! R.i.p!

Dey may not die!

Let dem not say because of dea bilions of dollarz dey've built battlement of peace & security witin & around demslves, because on d day of d ruth of God some wil go on exil, whil some wil go mad in d street , D zeal of d Lord shal do dis! & d remnant of d children of d poor shal divide dea spoils & tek dea fatherless children as maids & servants! Dis prophetic kerigma is fast approachin!

edenhazard:
[size=50pt]NA GOD GO HELP ME PUNISH ALL NAIRALANDERS
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [/size]

azin? Ibu onye ara ka ibu onye brezy! Gbaa kpum!

Mek i cry bcoz he'z engaged! Nonsense!

Banky W, W 4 warship!

Ibu is d CEO ndi York

Am i complainin?

Ppl lyk OBJ, Wole soyinka, Buhari, Tony Aneni, dozens of hausa old mallams, gud 4 notin animals

I don hear!

Misogynist2014:
I was paid #10,000 by PDP, how much were you paid?

chief! Did u just say u sold ur shame 4 10k? Dats gr8,

Parrot

Colectin my px wtout my permssion dey vex me die!

D game is dicey, d weather is gloomy, d chant is malancholic in d camp of my brodas, [Apc] wsh d swt melody of a tortle dove'll heard within ur tent oh Apc!!

holatin:
what do you expect .

The ductator pays much now

i doubt if u've a brain!

Wzkd debunk rumour, Tompolo debunk rumour, Obasanjo debunk rumour, Apc debunk rumour, Omottala debunk rumour, Chai! y am i a Nigerian! I prefare kuwait insted!

Yomieluv:
On judgment day,even the devil would marvel at some atrocities committed by some folks..

Many are mad,few are roaming..

few're roaming...& i'm hidin!

Madam peshe! Pls wot ar u turnin 2! Hmm! Dis old ugly gud 4 notin woman sef!