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emmkid:
Chei. FIRST FP SINCE I SIGNED UP! OMEN SAY JONA GO LOSE! CHANGE

u poepol !

God pls save Mr. President!

US & UN shuld now knw who d sponsors of world terrorism 're, d northerners 're d owners of ova 85% of our oil blocs stil d billions of dollars dat flows frm d proceeds is not seen anywere near dis country,, Nigeria most divide, d north most b separated frm us,, D Northerners 're d sponsors of world Terrorism! Gej shuld mek it or brk it,, its just lyk a 2 edged sword,, it requres a brave & fearless hrt 2 mek dis history dead or aliv! an architectural framewrk shuld b desgned 4d north 2b managed & controled perpetualy,, d battle line is drawn!

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You deserve 12 Cans of Bulletz
Thank you

empty head!

He was ok goin 2 nteje & smtn stroke him on d way, if dat was hw his sckness strted den its more of a spiritual tin, wsh i can tek him 2 a place i'm sure he'll be ok in enugu here, he wil be given serious treatment & by d Grace of God he shal definitely be ok, if dey're interested dey shuld let me kno

VP Nnamdi Sangolo is a punky punk,, wen morinho says dat he'll lead a fierce battle egenst ManU, doz dat mean he'll be among d eleven players? No! But his brain wil definitely b workin 4 90minutes, dat is if he has any, Gej & VP sangolo analog punks leadin nigeria 2steps 4word & 200steps bckwrd! sangolo d punky punk!

lacasa:
Na only the 1k?

GEJ, the youths of Nigeria are still asking for;


• $20billion
• $16billion power intervention
• Nbillion pension scam
• N4billion feeding fee
• N9biillion for stoves
• $1billion disapearance from excess crude
• Chibok girls
• Sure - P buses


Where are these things


#GMB for Change!
#GEJ to kirikiri

280billion Central bnk & BIO SME loan,, gej most give account of all dis tins someday somehow, d poor & d needy shal not alwes be 4goten!

tola9ja:
Open letter to Jonathan supporters.
Dear Jonathanians,
If you like, tell me that Buhari went only to almajiri school, I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me that Buhari never attended any school before. I will still vote for Buhari.
Tell me Buhari was actually raised in the Bush by wild animals only. I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me Buhari is actually an Alien from mars I will vote for BUHARI.
Tell me that Buhari is actually 100 years old I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me that Buhari has a AIDS, EBOLA, MARBUG, HEPATISTIS, CANCER OF ALL HIS ORGANS, KURU, AND MAD COW DISEASE. I Will still vote for Buhari.
Tell me Buhari jailed every single Nigerian that was alive during his tenure,I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me that during Buhari's tenure people had to apply to government and get approval before they urinate, defecate, eat or drink, I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me during Buhari's tenure, couples must apply to government and get approval before they can make love, I will still vote for BUHARI.
Tell me that Jonathan Nigeria would be better than paradise in 4years if i vote Goodluck, I will still vote for Buhari.

wot of if dey tel u dat he took ur mum on a date & it resulted 2ur birth, wil u stil vote 4 him? U punky punk!

Curse be dis evil man b4 d Lord! May he neva ce gud 4d rest of his lyf!

I'm so lucky, all d gels i've dated ar very faithful & honest, i once dated a nurse called Amarachi, a swt prtty big gel, a miss independent, she lives in a well funished slfcon, we dated 4 3 & hlf yrs, i spent my wknd,my holiday, even xmas sometimes wit her, she wuld go 2 wrk sometimes leavin behind her phone 4me, she wil tel me 2 pick any call dat comes in, dis gel treated me lyk an idol, so honest & trustworthy, in a week her phone wil not ring of 2 10 times, my calls & txt msgs is d only tin u wuld ce in her phone, but we culdn't marry because i'm not yet rdy, she got mrrd afta my aproval & she is currently sponsorin me in d unversity! my current r/shp nw is stil d sem, i'm stil her idol, she luv me die,, i'm her 1st man,& she has givin me her all, but i'll not let her dwn, she 's extremely prtty & humble, both of em 're lioness & i'm an arian man,, my r/shp has bn swt frm my youth!

Ukupe is a son of a dog!

Nonsensicality! D tide of change is unstopable! I was followin PDP b4,but nw i've regreted eva bein a membr at all, PDP d most corupt & useless party in d universe! Apc!! Change! pDP !! Poverty 2d ppl!

Mrcapability7:
Congrates babe, why did i dumped you chai had i know... Everyone that's mi EX

u dumped her & picked ur grndmother bcoz u dnt desrv her! Screw head!

brito:
10, no matured man to marry. You see a guy of 40 behaving like a 10years old, its better to remain single than to marry a man who refuse to grow up.
Being single is not a crime. Don't go into marriage thinking he will change with time cos he will never change. I need a world without em.

dis iz 1 of dem i swear!

Anoda corupt guru tlkin! God punish Mark 4 askin Jobless & poverty stricken Nigerians 2 vote PDP dat has desttroyed Nigeria, i've seen d need 2 try APC,, PDP has damaged Nigerian beyond repair!!

I cant comprehend, or culd it be because i'm tipsy sleepy!

Thinkr:
Oh now you see the need for education? When the husband bullhari can't even speak good english or address issue without reading a paper funny

Bros! Buhari hs wlth of xperience fr more beta dan Gej, stop bein bias, Gej got PhD frm unversty of PH [under our edu system], Buhari went places, lyk war college US, cambridge etc, its so amazin hw we Nigerians place more value on paper certificate dan real xperience, i Swear, Gej is a copy & pest PhD holder, Note: 1990 constition we're currntly usin states clearly dat a skul cert.holder, [wch culd b Waec or FSLC] or if u've served in any capacity both in public or private sector up2 10yrs,or if u can read & write [even though u did not atend even primary skul, so far u can read & write] u 're eligible 2 contest 4d offce of d presidncy & u most be a Nigerian by birth,, so doz acuzin Buhari of cert. Ar not constitutionaly inclined!

A swt & classical,intelligent highly educated first lady in waitin, not an old illitrate,ugly,confused,corupt agadi nwanya [pej] dat dnt kno her left frm rght,, i luv dis classy sexy woman!

Wittylens:
Keep Dreaming..Dreams Come True

After February 14 ,


GEJ Will Remain The President.

PEJ will Remain The First Lady.

Sambo Will Remain Vice-President..


Obasanjo Will Go Back To His Ota FARM.

Tinubu Will Go Back To His House In Ikeja


Buhari Will Go back to his Cows in Katsina

Amaechi Will Go To Jail.


NIGERIA WILL MOVE FORWARD >>>>>>>>>>>>

u'll go 2 heaven, Headless baboon!

Ok, lets go 2 war & ce hu comes out alive, Thank God i'm fashioned 4 war b4 hand,, sometimes i wonda if i'm frm Spartan origin! Xo invinsible in battle field,,

A dicey situation,,, d finest tin 2do is kip ur mouth shot,,, forcin him ce u wil definitely linger in him mind,, he's simply a loosed specie, lots of em out dea in d society!

D appointed tym BokoH shuld mek d masses proud, screw d big fishes or blow d corupt stricken brain of his aides out, we look 2u, Bboyz!

blackCITIZEN:
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE INSANE::
FIRST OF ALL, if you take this message too personal... You are insane
Trying to disqualify someone who has contested 3times for presidency on his 4th appearance... you are insane
To read a coup carried out in 1985 to disqualify your opponent in 2015... You are A JOKE..
To tell us that stealing is not corruption... You must be insane..
To insist on probing opposition states, when you know stealing is not corruption..... I don't know if you are insane
To tell us that "IF $20B IS MISSING AMERICA WILL KNOW" shey america na our WATCHDOG... Well, you are inSSSSS...
To tell us that "How much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE"... you are insane...
To tell us that "I rather kill myself than to commit suicide" You are insane..
To tell us that some states will not vote in presidential election, and still trying to become their president INCASE you win.. U are NOT SERIOUS
To tell South-east that u are an igbo man n ur name is Azikiwe in 2011, and the North that IBB is your father in 2015... You are A CROOK or a BASTARD
You insist that someone is not CLUELESS after reading all this..... Your own CASE IS DIFFERENT
You got annoyed after reading this post.... You are insane
You keep voting PDP every time and still expect CHANGE to come.... It's very obvious you are insane












YOU dont like or share this post.... You are insane

CEO ndi york!

Dis houz of comotion called PDP sef! fire brigade aproach 2 corruption, because election don reach & dey d pDp re not havin it dia way dis tym, because ppl 're wakin up frm poverty & slumber, knoin dat dis govt iz corruption personified, & d clamour egenst corruption is obviously affectin dem, y not strt wit PDP corrupt holigans lyk both servin & former ministers, governors, imigration fraud, countless of dis unimerginable & grievous crimes witin pdp, PDP has reduced dis con3 2 notin! Mind u guys da i'm a PDP membr,

MadCow1:
GEJ UNTIL ALL THE YOUTHS IN NIGERIA DIE OF FOOLISHNESS..


I have been shouting Abba Moros name since and people just ignored the matter.. That immigrations matter was an epic scam. 1000 Naira each from over 250,000 Youths nation wide (remember that they used stadiums and all the stadiums were easily filled to capacity and over flowed in some cases), over 50 recorded deaths and an undisclosed number of injured youths..

And remember that this was the second time they were doing this exact same thing, the first was in 2008 and the second in 2014..

Abba Moro blamed the applicants for the deaths and took no responsibility whatsoever..

Abba Moro Was never arrested, lost his job nor faced trial.

Abba Moro is still the Minister of Interior..

The monies collected from the applicants were never returned.

The Head of Immgrations also remains in his position till tomorrow.



And GEJ said he created how many million jobs?






SAI GEJ.... Killing NIGERIANS since 2009...

GEJ TILL 2023..

d figue iz ova 3milion nigerians, dey med ova 4billion naira out of jobless poverty stricken nigerians,dat bloody job massacre & hw gej handled it broke my hrt & i've sworn neva 2b a fan of jonathan 4eva, he played politics wit ppls lives, may God Almghty neva 4giv dat madnss & wckdness! I'll not vote 4 gej!

Nidifugious

No scandal! We're ontop od d situation! pDP poverty 2d ppl !!