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FamilyRe: Why Are Some Women Hostile During Pregnancy? by Elan83(m): 7:36pm On Nov 08, 2014
I'm stil a kid, hw would i kno, pls count me off frm dis topic! Tnx 4ur coperation!
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Panel On Taraba State Gov's Health by Elan83(m): 1:16pm On Nov 08, 2014
It is a dismable pitiable situation,but d fact is dat Suntai's cognitive aticulacy has been greatly impaired by dat accidnt, but d problem is not Suntai himslf,but some unscrupulous nonentities dat have not succeeded in disembowelin d treasury of dat state, Suntai is goin tru hell ryt now, i pity dat mental poverty striken man!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Find A Wife Without Stress! by Elan83(m): 9:19am On Nov 08, 2014
Nonsensitudinal poooooo!!
PoliticsRe: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Elan83(m): 7:34am On Nov 08, 2014
LORDI:
Wetin jona dey do self?.....what is the government doing bout all this?,
He ws havin hand sheks wt impunity ystday at Akwa ibom lyk sey 2moro no dey! I dey 1 corner frm d villg d obsrv him!
PoliticsRe: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Elan83(m): 7:30am On Nov 08, 2014
A big Woe has befallen my brothers in d North! U ppl most not cease 2 pray, pray fervantly,D Lord of Host shal put a stop 2 al diz,, d Lord shal turn 2 flght d enemies of his ppl! Amen!
PoliticsRe: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Elan83(m): 7:21am On Nov 08, 2014
BokoHaram! As ur sword has med women childless may ur mothers & wives remain childless among women! Amen!! evribody!
PoliticsRe: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by Elan83(m): 7:17am On Nov 08, 2014
Both ppl dat mastaminded & executed diz devilish act, may Curse be upon dem b4 D Lord! thunderous Amen frm evribody!
RomanceRe: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by Elan83(m): 2:23pm On Nov 07, 2014
Its u dat z slfsh & unreasonable, u wnt him 2 pet u & darsh u 1 of d car b4 u'll b satsfied, my frnd go hustle! Lazy boi !
CelebritiesRe: King Sunny Ade’s 7 Beautiful Wives by Elan83(m): 1:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
He go screw hole tire! Nxt lyf he ft enta seminary!
PoliticsRe: 12 Injured, Vehicles Vandalised In APC, PDP Clash by Elan83(m): 12:57pm On Nov 07, 2014
Curse be dem all b4 d Lord! Orchinz!
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Azare, Bauchi State by Elan83(m): 12:50pm On Nov 07, 2014
Jesu Christi !!! It shal not be permanent in Jesus name! Shal d sword devor 4eva?
PoliticsRe: Osoba, Ogun Deputy Gov, Others Dump APC by Elan83(m): 12:40pm On Nov 07, 2014
Since dey've refused 2b useful atleast 2 demslves, curse be dem b4 d Lord! Shout amen sombody!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Frees 42 Detained Boko Haram Suspects by Elan83(m): 10:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
Xo finaly dey don dey free dem abi? Y am i a Nigerian? Y ws i not born in south African, zulu precisely ! I won stay cloz 2 fresh b'reasts! Diz lyf na ikwokrikwo!
PhonesRe: Delivered Read Messages On Whatsapp Now Indicate With BLUE Double Mark by Elan83(m): 5:20pm On Nov 06, 2014
Cnt notice anitin in d sky, pls where & wot ar u guys noticin pls, mek i get rdy inkez of inkezity!
PoliticsRe: Eye Witness Account Of The BRT/Military Clash by Elan83(m): 5:14pm On Nov 06, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
How I wish I could give you an e-slap for making this senseless comment.
trouble magnet!
PoliticsRe: Eye Witness Account Of The BRT/Military Clash by Elan83(m): 4:05pm On Nov 06, 2014
Bloody b'astardz called Nig,suldiers, stack illitrates, bunch of worthless animals! I'm a civilian but i can beat d hell out of 20 of dem,, punks!
CelebritiesRe: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by Elan83(m): 6:24pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:
ahhh i just figured out ya question. 'please explain when your battery is full'. well its like this. our spirit is like a battery that powers our flesh. in your spirit is powerful spiritual energy charges. the way to longevity is to keep recharging this spiritual battery. this spiritual battery you recharge by getting closer to Gods wisdom in the bible ( not going to church cuzz church are demonic places. i mean you studying the bible on your own ) and by abstaining from sin and by your good deeds. say for example you sleep with another mans wife ? you have just drained most of your spiritual battery. commit enough of these crimes ? your battery runs out and your body succumbs to cancers and heart attacks and strokes as not enough electrical charge to fight off toxins in your food and environment and cleanse your flesh. so basically you are a walking dead man at that point. only a matter of time before you die
ar u sayin dat if am able 2 do al dat u sed dat i shal liv 4 eternity? I honestly dnt tnk xo, but all u sed z tru, we most b rghtous ppl! But sayin dat churches ar demonic place z evil, pls ask God 4 4gvnss by sayin dat k?
CelebritiesRe: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by Elan83(m): 6:22pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:
ahhh i just figured out ya question. 'please explain when your battery is full'. well its like this. our spirit is like a battery that powers our flesh. in your spirit is powerful spiritual energy charges. the way to longevity is to keep recharging this spiritual battery. this spiritual battery you recharge by getting closer to Gods wisdom in the bible ( not going to church cuzz church are demonic places. i mean you studying the bible on your own ) and by abstaining from sin and by your good deeds. say for example you sleep with another mans wife ? you have just drained most of your spiritual battery. commit enough of these crimes ? your battery runs out and your body succumbs to cancers and heart attacks and strokes as not enough electrical charge to fight off toxins in your food and environment and cleanse your flesh. so basically you are a walking dead man at that point. only a matter of time before you die
CelebritiesRe: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by Elan83(m): 3:31pm On Nov 05, 2014
sukkot:
wow she was young. 44. died at the time of the 44th president of usa. 44 numerically works out to completion (7). she got completed. if you look at the age that people die, if you work out the numerical number, you can tell why the LORD wanted that persons soul. in her case it was completion. her mission was either finished or she failed to find her celestial mission and had run out of celestial battery life.
pls xplen wen ur ba3 z ful k?
CelebritiesRe: Pamela Ofoegbu Is Dead, EbonyLife TV's Head of Programming by Elan83(m): 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2014
Our memories shal be her dwelin place frm d gr8 beyond, farewell beloved! U were a celebrity! U're a livin legend!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Obasanjo, Gowon, Others Parley At Council Of State Meeting by Elan83(m): 7:43am On Nov 05, 2014
Unscrupulous elements, dey tink sey dem get power mek dem try Jesus, dey go ce & bow!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Anderlecht :UCL (3 - 3) On 4th November 2014 by Elan83(m): 9:31pm On Nov 04, 2014
Were z Nelson2014? She med a prediction earlier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Anderlecht :UCL (3 - 3) On 4th November 2014 by Elan83(m): 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2014
Abeg wetin b scores? i no get lght, EEDC went home wit my wire 4days ago.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wants Aliyu Gusau As Vice-President? (Sahara Reporters) by Elan83(m): 11:10am On Nov 04, 2014
My msg 2d presidnt is dat, he shuld pick d Current Minister of Education as runnin mate, Ibrahim shakarau! He's d best mtch 4 him, i've spoken! He who has 2 or more ears let him hear!
PhonesRe: Russians Take Down iPhone Statue Over Apple CEO's Gayness by Elan83(m): 10:58am On Nov 04, 2014
basille:
That's just blatant stupidity, did they also consider the fact that Tim cook isn't the only staff of apple inc? What of other heterosexual staff's?
What i honestly don't understand is how its any body's business what a man decides to do with his body.
Punk!
PhonesRe: Russians Take Down iPhone Statue Over Apple CEO's Gayness by Elan83(m): 10:57am On Nov 04, 2014
Diz z d beginnin of d end of dat useless b,astard called Tim cook, bein wise in his own eyes he wnted 2 tel d wrld dat bein a beast does not stop him frm bn rich, he shamelessly opened his God forsaken mouth 2 tel d hallowed ppl of d wrld dat he is a gay, a swine lyk him, wsh 2 ce his miserable look wt pampers inside, id'iot?
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Remains Speaker Until Conclusion Of Substantive Suit - Court by Elan83(m): 9:54am On Nov 04, 2014
Tambuwal z simply a foolsh man, he has less dan five months 2b d spkr, intead of letin go d offce,he defected wt d apex offce 2d enemy's side, & he as a lawyer kno dat diariz an impendin suit egenst oda PDP members dat defected 2 Apc last tym, mind u dat d houz rules z there, just 1/3 can convane d houz & stil can impeach him, i hate dat guy!
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Ay's New Home Designed By His Wife by Elan83(m): 9:43am On Nov 04, 2014
Were're diz guyz getin al dz money frm? I hate diz slfcon i'm stayin
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Remains Speaker Until Conclusion Of Substantive Suit - Court by Elan83(m): 9:36am On Nov 04, 2014
Tambuwal defection z illegal, he shuld've waited 4d pendin suit egenst oda Apc defectees 2b resolved, he may eventualy luz d war!
PoliticsRe: News Alert: Gunmen Attack Koton-karfe Prison, Free Inmates by Elan83(m): 9:50pm On Nov 03, 2014
We're cryin dat PDP has inpregnated Nigeria,APC z buzy plannin on hw 2 abort d pregnancy! If care z not tekin Nig.may get miscarriage!
PoliticsRe: News Alert: Gunmen Attack Koton-karfe Prison, Free Inmates by Elan83(m): 9:38pm On Nov 03, 2014
My imense gratude goes 2 God Almghty 4 mekin FP, diz z a day d Lord hs med & i've finaly rejoiced in it, diz a sign of more gudies 2 come, i most celebrate dz achievement!
PoliticsRe: News Alert: Gunmen Attack Koton-karfe Prison, Free Inmates by Elan83(m): 9:34pm On Nov 03, 2014
Nigeria z pregnant!

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