Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ELBAND: 3:51pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
MVGT = Vizkiz.
cc NLJega |
Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by ELBAND: 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
I vote Vizkiz, Devilmaycry, Fynestboi cc NLJega. |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ELBAND: 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
I vote Ivyy Mimzy MissgDope Mysticgal
cc NLJega |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by ELBAND: 12:38pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
I vote Mimzy Ivyy MissGdope Mystical cc NLJega |
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by ELBAND: 3:58pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
I vote Mimzy Ivyy MissGdope. cc NLJega |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ELBAND: 11:49am On Apr 29, 2016 |
They even rap  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ELBAND: 11:47am On Apr 29, 2016 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELBAND: 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Ibime must not drop that kind of verse again. What was Darkrebel's offense sef? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELBAND: 6:13pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Ibime: Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .
I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/ My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/ Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/ Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/ That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/ You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/ He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/ Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/ He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/ Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/ I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/ Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/ Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/ Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/ Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/ And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider) You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/ singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/ My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/ You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/ Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/ You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/ You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/ Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/ Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/ Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/ cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/ Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/ cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/ Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/ I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/ Go against Bis and your days are done/ Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/ That's for slow-witted lazy scum/ Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/ I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/ You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/ You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/ That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/ But don't thank me for the training son/ Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/ Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/ This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/ I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/ But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/ Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/ You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/
oNe! What is Ibime's surname? |
Career › Re: Pls Help Save My Career by ELBAND: 12:09pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Rate these three dope punchlines!!! by ELBAND: 12:02pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Where are the punchlines?  |
Celebrities › Re: Timilehin Bello Proposes To Chidinma (Photos) by ELBAND: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2015 |
They don't look serious |
Crime › Re: Lagos Landlord Who Set Tenant Ablaze Dies by ELBAND: 8:43am On Aug 27, 2015 |
The landlord is not dead. He had tipped off the police to cover him. Why didn't they state the cause of his death? |
Romance › Re: Ladies,do U Totally Agree With This (photo) by ELBAND: 8:39am On Jul 09, 2015 |
No man will date a lady for ten months without dropping a coin in her purse. Nneka is silly |
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by ELBAND: 7:41pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
I vote CONTESTANT T
Cc: Tashaamania |
Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:18pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
naijaboiy: [color=#1980BC]Chillax na! [/color] But e no easy na  |
Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
I swear, if Tomfrench no like my post I go delete am sharp sharp!  |
Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:12pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
From the Phoenix caucus, I vote Tomfrench
Cc: NLJega |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
I vote Sosiqdude
Cc NlJega |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 11:49am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I vote for sosiqdude Cc NLJega |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ELBAND: 3:32pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
I vote Agarawu23 Sosiqdude Tomfrench Scentmarlc Flow1759
Cc NLJega |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by ELBAND: 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
I vote Sosiqdude Tomfrench Agarawu23 Scentmarlc Flow1759 Raplawd Iamkingzlee cc NLJega |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
WARRIBLOOD: Go ask your doctor how's your eye sight treatment is going to be
Cus I can see you got sight problem.. boy See Wack dangote wey i dey whoop for 2go den. smh @Air kill t |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
WARRIBLOOD: Fool dig Or you be Yoruba boy  Hw on earth does Air kill T rhyme with Ekiti? dunce! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:21pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
Hair kill T?? tfu Warriblood  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
jreyez: Chilling at the back seat. New album? |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by ELBAND: 12:07pm On May 22, 2015 |
Nothing can stop us today. I vote Tohpahz cc NLJega |
Politics › Re: Akinwunmi Visits Aregbosla In Abuja by ELBAND: 1:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
Ambode looks like a black cow! |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 1:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
I vote Lurlah2014 Tohpahz Cc NlJega
Tag: Kr0ne |
Celebrities › Re: Nkem Owoh (osuofia) And His Daughters (photo) by ELBAND: 1:26pm On May 20, 2015 |
I'm not surprised a bit. Osuofia is a handsome man, jokes apart |
Celebrities › Re: Beyoncé Pours Out Pricey Bottle Of Champagne Into A Hot Tub And Twitter Reacts by ELBAND: 1:26pm On May 20, 2015 |
Foolish girl |
Romance › Re: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by ELBAND: 1:25pm On May 20, 2015 |
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