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FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ELBAND: 3:51pm On Aug 03, 2016
MVGT = Vizkiz.

cc NLJega
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by ELBAND: 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
I vote Vizkiz, Devilmaycry, Fynestboi
cc NLJega.
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by ELBAND: 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote
Ivyy
Mimzy
MissgDope
Mysticgal

cc NLJega
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by ELBAND: 12:38pm On Jun 21, 2016
I vote
Mimzy
Ivyy
MissGdope
Mystical
cc NLJega
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by ELBAND: 3:58pm On Jun 20, 2016
I vote Mimzy
Ivyy
MissGdope. cc NLJega
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ELBAND: 11:49am On Apr 29, 2016
They even rap cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by ELBAND: 11:47am On Apr 29, 2016
grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELBAND: 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2015
Ibime must not drop that kind of verse again. What was Darkrebel's offense sef?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELBAND: 6:13pm On Oct 02, 2015
Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!
What is Ibime's surname?
CareerRe: Pls Help Save My Career by ELBAND: 12:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
Rap BattlesRe: Rate these three dope punchlines!!! by ELBAND: 12:02pm On Sep 07, 2015
Where are the punchlines? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Timilehin Bello Proposes To Chidinma (Photos) by ELBAND: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2015
They don't look serious
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord Who Set Tenant Ablaze Dies by ELBAND: 8:43am On Aug 27, 2015
The landlord is not dead. He had tipped off the police to cover him. Why didn't they state the cause of his death?
RomanceRe: Ladies,do U Totally Agree With This (photo) by ELBAND: 8:39am On Jul 09, 2015
No man will date a lady for ten months without dropping a coin in her purse. Nneka is silly
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by ELBAND: 7:41pm On Jul 07, 2015
I vote CONTESTANT T

Cc: Tashaamania
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:18pm On Jun 27, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Chillax na! cheesy[/color]
But e no easy na grin
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:16pm On Jun 27, 2015
I swear, if Tomfrench no like my post I go delete am sharp sharp! angry
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by ELBAND: 3:12pm On Jun 27, 2015
From the Phoenix caucus, I vote Tomfrench

Cc: NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2015
I vote Sosiqdude

Cc NlJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 11:49am On Jun 25, 2015
I vote for sosiqdude
Cc NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by ELBAND: 3:32pm On Jun 23, 2015
I vote
Agarawu23
Sosiqdude
Tomfrench
Scentmarlc
Flow1759

Cc NLJega
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by ELBAND: 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2015
I vote
Sosiqdude
Tomfrench
Agarawu23
Scentmarlc
Flow1759
Raplawd
Iamkingzlee
cc NLJega
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:31pm On Jun 16, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:
Go ask your doctor how's your eye sight treatment is going to be

Cus I can see you got sight problem.. boy
See Wack dangote wey i dey whoop for 2go den. smh @Air kill t
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:
Fool dig
Or you be Yoruba boy cheesy
Hw on earth does Air kill T rhyme with Ekiti? dunce!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 7:21pm On Jun 16, 2015
Hair kill T?? tfu Warriblood huh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELBAND: 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2015
jreyez:
Chilling at the back seat.
New album?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by ELBAND: 12:07pm On May 22, 2015
Nothing can stop us today. I vote Tohpahz
cc NLJega
PoliticsRe: Akinwunmi Visits Aregbosla In Abuja by ELBAND: 1:38pm On May 21, 2015
Ambode looks like a black cow!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by ELBAND: 1:28pm On May 20, 2015
I vote
Lurlah2014
Tohpahz
Cc NlJega

Tag: Kr0ne
CelebritiesRe: Nkem Owoh (osuofia) And His Daughters (photo) by ELBAND: 1:26pm On May 20, 2015
I'm not surprised a bit. Osuofia is a handsome man, jokes apart
CelebritiesRe: Beyoncé Pours Out Pricey Bottle Of Champagne Into A Hot Tub And Twitter Reacts by ELBAND: 1:26pm On May 20, 2015
Foolish girl
RomanceRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by ELBAND: 1:25pm On May 20, 2015
Why are they repeating this again? Na wa o. Must we hang because he married a virgin? Btw, who was there to confirm? grin grin lipsrsealed

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