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PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe: 'I Still Insist That Buhari Has No WASSCE Certificate' by ELBAND: 6:19pm On Apr 20, 2015
KoloOyinbo:
ONLY 15 million? That is two million more than Jonathan (even will the criminal rigging in Rivers)!
When you want to talk about rigging, start with Kano, Katsina and Kaduna

Most of your 180 million are not eligible to vote.
And these your uncle's kids from the north are eligible?

PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe: 'I Still Insist That Buhari Has No WASSCE Certificate' by ELBAND: 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2015
Copee:
I know how you feel, but guess what? Nobody cares. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin SaTANoid[/s]
And you want people to believe you're female?
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Man Walking From Lagos To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari by ELBAND: 1:29pm On Apr 20, 2015
Johnny Hashimu Walker
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Flaunts Back Side In A Clingy Black Dress (photos) by ELBAND: 1:26pm On Apr 20, 2015
Rokiatu's ass is bigger and better cool
PoliticsRe: Anti-amaechi Lawmakers Win by ELBAND: 7:56am On Apr 14, 2015
Good for Amaechi. He offended the gods of the land
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami & Tinubu Pictured Together Alighting From A Private Jet by ELBAND: 10:06am On Apr 09, 2015
To this men, politics is just a lucrative business. Thieves!
FamilyRe: Help!!! Missing Children by ELBAND: 9:00am On Apr 09, 2015
VickyRotex:
OMG!!!

I did that already. Hence, the female word I used...
I know why I said so. Economics taught us that the term 'man' generalizes every human being but I'm disputing that for my own reasons. We've seen more than 15 cases of women stabbing men to death this year alone, yet u girls will still like to put all the blames of every wrong thing on us.

Back to forum
Somebody get me the picture of that maid, please!
FamilyRe: Help!!! Missing Children by ELBAND: 8:15am On Apr 09, 2015
juliustip:
Someone should get him the pics please.
Can't wait to see this magic be done. grin
I'm telling u the truth. If I can find the picture of the maid, it's done. Because she's the one I'd be hunting
FamilyRe: Help!!! Missing Children by ELBAND: 8:14am On Apr 09, 2015
VickyRotex:
Oh my God!!! cry cry

Lovely kids.

I pray they find them sad

#The heart of "Man" is deceitful and above all desperately wicked undecided

Modified: To those quoting me, "Man" in this context used, is generalized. I know the maid is female.
Please don't generalize. Let it be known that the evil act was done by a woman
FamilyRe: Help!!! Missing Children by ELBAND: 8:09am On Apr 09, 2015
Get me the picture of the maid and forget the rest
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by ELBAND: 6:33pm On Apr 08, 2015
hotwax:
[s]Dear Fellow yorubas (Jimi Agbaje followers),

Despite attacking and denouncing what Oba of EKO said, Igbo people are still attacking all yorubas. You should know that the hate they are damatrizing on public forums has nothing to do with Oba of EKO. It is as a result of bitterness again Yorubas for voting Buhari. No matter how you appease these animals, they will always hate you.

Hate is in their DNA. When I saw the Oba video, I was shocked. And I critisized the Oba on twitter, despite these. These Igbo animals still came for me and attacked me and my fore-father.

Enough of political correctness. Let support ambode. All these outburst is not about OBA of EKO, its about bigotry in the average mind of those animals.[/s]
DUMBO!
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by ELBAND: 6:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
lolababe331e:
Once Jimi Uche loses he should just carry his bags are leave Lagos because na him give these mumus mouth. Promising to make their Cheifs equal to Oba huh What an insult

He wants to sell Lagos to Igbos because of votes abi, we will show him on Sat
And u think that's possible? Haba, na wa to u
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo In Lagos Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Anti-igbo Comment by ELBAND: 6:24pm On Apr 08, 2015
And just when I thought u were making sense, u added this

Keneking:
I still blame Jonathan for this factionalisation, sectionalism and tribalism. He bought everything embarassed
Smh for u, sir
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by ELBAND: 6:13pm On Apr 08, 2015
jaybee3:
Are you actually dumb or you are trying to act dumb?

What's the historical turnout rate for the 2 states?
What's the age demographics of these two states?
What's the poverty index of the 2 states since you will expect people that are directly affected by government policies to want to have a say in how they are governed
Have you considered the fact that people usually migrate during elections?
You're such a big fool. Must you abuse yourself before u quote someone? Did I mention or refer to you at all? Please get lost, sir smiley
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by ELBAND: 8:39am On Apr 08, 2015
Raiders:
why don't you compare the turnout rate for Kano/jigawa and that of Rivers/ Delta/ Akwa Ibom . The SS had a higher turnout rate than most north states
Smh, I'm surprised you're making this kind of comparison. Kano/Jigawa used to be one state, remember. And Lagos was about equal with Kano in population then. But how do explain the magic that gave Lagos just 1.4million votes while Kano/Jigawa had 3.8 combined? This is a first class act of rigging, and fingers are pointing toward Jega as the mastermind
TravelRe: A Nigerian Died Because A Racist Malaysian Hospital Refused Him Treatment(Video) by ELBAND: 8:28am On Apr 08, 2015
And we worship them here. Such a pity
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by ELBAND: 8:27am On Apr 08, 2015
fboycaestro12:
Na calabar man Jega be when GEJ won in 2011.Get some sense bro, stop displaying stupidity on here
You're a fool to quote me when I never quoted you. People like u die over what they don't know.
You've had ur moment. Now u can piss off cos I won't stoop so low to reply u again
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by ELBAND: 8:26am On Apr 08, 2015
Allohrandy:
The writer is biased. The south and south east got more percentage turn out than the north. Kano and many north states got less than 50% turnout of register voters while Rivers, Delta and Aka Ibom got about 65% turnout of register voters. Both parties rig the elections
Bros, he gave factual statistical comparisons of the 2011/15 polls. Please try and read again. I'm not saying the SS/SE didn't rig their own sides but that of the northern states were outrageous. Take his KanoJigawa/Lagos comparison, for instance
PoliticsRe: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by ELBAND: 8:18am On Apr 08, 2015
I've always known Jega your so-called hero has a hand in this. No be Hausa man? Mtcheew...blimey!
RomanceRe: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by ELBAND: 4:02pm On Feb 26, 2015
I can only beat women in bed, with the doors closed and windows shut
HealthRe: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by ELBAND: 3:57pm On Feb 26, 2015
[quote author=dact4u post=31063984][/quote]Only God knows how u know all this
PoliticsRe: Abuja Indigenes Sue Jonathan Over Exclusion From New Ministerial List by ELBAND: 3:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
januzaj:
[s][/s]its high time you stopped reasoning with your an *s
Bla bla bla bla. FOOL
PoliticsRe: Abuja Indigenes Sue Jonathan Over Exclusion From New Ministerial List by ELBAND: 3:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
Bluetooth2:
You need to see a doctor asap
Bla bla bla. FOOL!
PoliticsRe: Abuja Indigenes Sue Jonathan Over Exclusion From New Ministerial List by ELBAND: 3:52pm On Feb 26, 2015
sunnyshayne:
Who is this one that will not think straight but be blinded with crumbs from pdp table? If really you were educated you won't had dragged pdp/apc feud into a clear well written post.
Bla bla bla! FOOL!
RomanceRe: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by ELBAND: 3:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
So this is to counter the female version, right? Smh
RomanceRe: Photo: Will You Accept This Gift? by ELBAND: 3:07pm On Feb 25, 2015
From an enemy, yes I will
PoliticsRe: Abuja Indigenes Sue Jonathan Over Exclusion From New Ministerial List by ELBAND: 3:05pm On Feb 25, 2015
Who are these ones again? Must everybody be noticed? APC can never stop using innocent citizens against Jonathan. They did it directly with Boko haram, now they're diverting to Abuja citizens

GEJ till APC is extinct!
PoliticsRe: We Will Shock APC In South West – PDP by ELBAND: 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2015
GEJ we know!
CrimeRe: Indian Man Who Arranged His Own Kidnap Arrested In Enugu by ELBAND: 2:07pm On Feb 17, 2015
Naija no dey carry last! Thief pass thief. The Indian man dey learn
PoliticsRe: Angry Politician Sets Hilux Vehicle On Fire In Delta State (Pic) by ELBAND: 10:40am On Feb 17, 2015
He's not an angry politician, he's a silly lilliputian!
Why did it take him 5 years to burn the car, when possibly the engine is no longer functioning? Dey there dey deceive urself grin grin
PoliticsRe: APC Campaign Rally In Borno - Photo Of Massive Crowd by ELBAND:
Boko haram members are ready to die so they can be rewarded with 79 virgins and satisfy their uncontrolled hormones. It's not a new story

Next!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Youth Declares Support For Jonathan's Second Term by ELBAND: 10:12am On Feb 17, 2015
Of course, Jonathan we know!

This is Lagos and we're civilized people

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