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Christianity EtcRe: A Strange Bird Dies In My Cooking Pot (pic) by Elchappo: 9:03am On Dec 17, 2016
It's goes to show ur village people ve left monitoring you, it's now time for you to hammer..

Pls boil the bird with the stew before disposing it..
EducationRe: Hilarious Examination Questions From A Nigerian University Goes Viral (Photo) by Elchappo:
If I am to answer that number 1;
My answers:

1a.. The agent inhibiting the healing process is called Bigotry nd tribalism, in a nut shell, The Change agent..

1b. The type of inflammation therein is Illiteracy...

1c.. Stages of the occuring inflammation are;
- Economic try ur luck policies
- handing the finance affairs to an account clerk.
- Confusing Forex to cows.

1d. The only type of healing process here is removing the dullard, Mr Buhari from The other room..
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji, Just Got Engaged! (video) by Elchappo: 11:43pm On Dec 16, 2016
OP, wey the video nah!!

Abi how that pinshure use collaborate ur storyhuh
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Caught Cobra Snake With His Bare Hands In Just Seconds by Elchappo: 10:37pm On Dec 16, 2016
Nwanne Lalasticlala...

Looking at his trouser, you will know he is related to lala..
PoliticsRe: Kalu Visit To Kanu Is Wrong For Both Of Them by Elchappo: 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2016
Naijiant:
Looks like you have nothing to say.
Shut ur mouth Sir...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 8:32pm On Dec 16, 2016
segzy87:
I learnt camp open on 31 dec. and all asp Wil camp in Jos.
Brozzzzzzz!!!
U mean say we go shoot eve knockout for camp abiihuh

Kontinew!!
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by Elchappo: 8:21pm On Dec 16, 2016
Opportunity to hack some people..

Mynd44, I use this opportunity to invite you..
PoliticsRe: Kalu Visit To Kanu Is Wrong For Both Of Them by Elchappo: 8:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
Just shut up..
TravelRe: BREAKING: Crane Owned by CCECC Falls Across Outer Marina by Elchappo: 2:12pm On Dec 16, 2016
chukxie:
By mentioning my parents, you've proven my doubt about them - they re truly dimwit!
PoliticsRe: Francesca Emmanuel Celebrates Her 83rd Birthday, Dances To Korede Bello's Music by Elchappo: 1:46pm On Dec 16, 2016
Remilekun101:
I thought there is a fixed age in the constitution about political office holders like permanent?
Correct me if I am wrong
Dude the part of ur brain that comprehends things ve been eaten off by rat...

@ topic:

Wow!! what a strong nd healthy woman...
I pray we all age with health...
PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Discovered In Borno State....... FG by Elchappo: 9:38am On Dec 16, 2016
Remilekun101:
Really? and in [b]what quantity?[/b]
In 2 Derica cup...
TravelRe: BREAKING: Crane Owned by CCECC Falls Across Outer Marina by Elchappo: 7:21am On Dec 16, 2016
chukxie:
Can you see how shallow and childish your thinking is? You've just called an entire mixed race kids born as a result of foreigners marrying either Chinese men or women "substandard". Are you better than Chinese people? Please, learn to think properly before commenting so you don't end up sounding/looking like a dimwit.
Ur father dimwit..
U mother assistant dimwit..
PoliticsRe: See How Nnamdi Kanu's Co-defendant Almost Straggled This Prison Officer In Court by Elchappo: 12:43am On Dec 16, 2016
hahahahahaha

The Afonja prison warder thinks he could stop a biafran youth from speaking...
Ordinary push, he fell like Azu okporoko ndi china...
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Magu’s Confirmation Causes Row In Senate by Elchappo: 12:02am On Dec 16, 2016
AntiHater:
I say you too mumu walai. u suggested that another person be appointed and confirmed I was referring to that other person. Kid return your phone to whoever bought it. for you. You are a disgrace to the Internet...
I can see the mantle of mumu in ur kin ve been handed ova to you, just dont disgrace the family line...
TravelRe: FRSC Disobeying Traffic Rules. by Elchappo: 11:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
hotspec:
very old pix. it was on channels tv i-reporters several months ago
For ur mind now, u wan tell us say una get TV abiihuh
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Magu’s Confirmation Causes Row In Senate by Elchappo: 11:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
AntiHater:
And if he scales through, what's the assurance he won't go back to what his boss dictates. Ur mumu na upgrade.
with the 40 million naira rent hanging over his headhuh
Ur mumu is hereditary...
CrimeRe: Mob Beats LASTMA Zonal Head To Death In Lagos (photo) by Elchappo: 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2016
Banning okada at Apapa is like going into a lion's den nd forcing it to sleep...
Its a pity he paid the price of another who made such law to bring hardship to the poor...
Nairaland GeneralRe: OMG! Big Snake Killed In Ago Palace Canal In Lagos by Elchappo: 9:36pm On Dec 15, 2016
ajebuter:
lf Lala catch you eh?

You ban go be till 4090..
Ban kehuh

When yahoo or gmail neva stop opening of account....
HealthRe: I May Die Before My 28th Birthday by Elchappo: 9:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
The quicker u die, the better for the world....
CrimeRe: Secondary School Student Hacks Another Fellow Student (Graphic photos) by Elchappo: 8:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
Ndi Ogun nah flesh eater bu oto...
PoliticsRe: "We Are Not Responsible For Your Woes" - FG Tells Nigerians by Elchappo: 8:12pm On Dec 15, 2016
ediotic statment...

Eve in the bible is responsible angry angry....
Music/RadioRe: Video: Up To Something - Iyanya Ft. Don Jazzy & Dr Sid by Elchappo: 8:03pm On Dec 15, 2016
the first matured song from Iyanya..

I am happy for him..
He made the right move....
Christianity EtcRe: Reigners Church Building Collapse: I Don’t Want To Be A Bishop Again - Akan by Elchappo: 5:45pm On Dec 15, 2016
LadyAimy:
Menini
Chisos!!!!
See this italian bae wey i dey miss...
u don go learn the essentials of covet moniker abi...
TravelRe: BREAKING: Crane Owned by CCECC Falls Across Outer Marina by Elchappo: 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2016
Made in China crane...

No wonder my neigbour who married a china lady ve refused to impregnate his wife, am sure he is trying to avoid substandard(China) children...
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Elchappo: 4:45pm On Dec 15, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
click like if you have seen laveda's boobs.
u mean that ugly boobs of hers that looks like cow dumphuh
Christianity EtcRe: Reigners Church Building Collapse: I Don’t Want To Be A Bishop Again - Akan by Elchappo: 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2016
Akan not understanding this man...

Ur bishop pursuit killed scores nd u say u re not interested again, oga u must come collect am ooo..

Bishop ndi uwa mmebi...
RomanceRe: Raine80 And Mimzyy Owes Me Their Nude Pictures by Elchappo: 4:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
Hahahahahaha..

This OP nah mad boy ooo..

Abeg Mimzyy nd raine08, make una heed to una promise because it's wrong going into a new year without fulfilling ur old promise, this is to avoid spirit of Uwa Mmebi following you around..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
trinity11:
nwadike I didn't see the reserve list,
I didn't access it from their main website, perhaps dats y sir, so if its within ur reach kindly help me out.
thanks
Oya see am..

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Magu’s Confirmation Causes Row In Senate by Elchappo: 1:37pm On Dec 15, 2016
AntiHater:
And so you think his replacement won't be? Who appoints them? Stay there and be mumu'ing yourself.
wont the new one pass the confirmation stagehuh
Mumulegion(plural of mumu)
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Magu’s Confirmation Causes Row In Senate by Elchappo: 12:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
PDBonline:
Is there anything like one-sided anticorruption fight?
The whistleblower Jibrin, gave an insight of what Dogara nd goons re up to nd ready to testify, what did the EFCC dohuh

Now answer ur question by yasef....

Onye uwa mmebi...
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Magu’s Confirmation Causes Row In Senate by Elchappo: 11:59am On Dec 15, 2016
Magu the mugu..

Your anti corruption fight is one sided and u dont deserve that seat any longer...

I hope u dont get confirmed...

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