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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Ogbueli Celebrates 51st Birthday: Biography, Founder Dominion City by Elchappo: 8:50am On Apr 28, 2019
Happy Birthday Papa...

The Ministry God used to Give me a 2nd chance..
EducationRe: Why Do Fish Fall From The Sky When It Rains? by Elchappo: 3:13pm On Apr 03, 2019
If fishes fall from sky, then such fishes must ve rebelled from sky-mammiwater thus, Thrown out from their aquatic paradise....


Make I see reason why I won't be a pastor...
PoliticsRe: Why I Avoid Worshipping In National Mosque – Buhari by Elchappo: 6:11am On Mar 30, 2019
No be person wey well dey comothuh
CrimeRe: Our Worker Not A Kidnapper – DSS by Elchappo: 6:30am On Mar 24, 2019
Which kind DSS state director be thishuh
Could he be related to Lie Mohammedhuh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Too Stubborn, Please Advise Me by Elchappo: 11:53pm On Mar 07, 2019
OP.. u re certainly a teen..

Once u ain't compatible wiv a Gal, just call it quit..

Met a drama queen last month, I quickly called it off..
CrimeRe: Teenage Girl Rejected By Ritualists In Delta, Narrates What Happened. Photos by Elchappo: 12:45pm On Mar 03, 2019
Her God is alive..
Christianity EtcRe: Moment FR. Mbaka Prophesied That God Said Buhari Shouldn’t Run - Sun Newspaper by Elchappo: 6:58am On Mar 01, 2019
Money brings change...
PoliticsRe: Average Police Station In Nigeria Gets N30,000 Per Quarter As Allocation—owoseni by Elchappo: 7:35am On Feb 25, 2019
This is why bail can't be free.

The worst is that the state commands would also ask stations to contribute for expenses incurred at the command e.g Stationary, media fee etc.
PoliticsRe: Average Police Station In Nigeria Gets N30,000 Per Quarter As Allocation—owoseni by Elchappo: 7:24am On Feb 25, 2019
Perfectdanny:
Can someone confirm this statement please.
My brother, wat I ve just written is 101% true..
PoliticsRe: Average Police Station In Nigeria Gets N30,000 Per Quarter As Allocation—owoseni by Elchappo: 3:32am On Feb 25, 2019
What the Ex-cop ve said Is 101% truth..

This sum can't even fuel 1 patrol van for a month talkless repairs or office stationaries which re bought..


The Federal govt came out last year to inform the world of an enhanced police salary package, only for these officers to get an increment of 5-10k increment just last week..

Each day we keep bashing the police not realizing they re performing above what the govt ill-intentioned for them..
PoliticsRe: Jubilation As Enugu Pensioners Thank Ugwuanyi For Payment Of Gratuities by Elchappo: 11:46pm On Feb 20, 2019
In as much I will praise the Governor for remembering these retirees, it's pertinent he knows that releasing 100million for gratuities can't even take care of 5% of Enugu retirees who have not been paid penny over a decade now..

Let him continue to earmark funds after his re-election inorder to clear the back logs, retirees in Enugu state re suffering..
NYSCRe: Corps Member Participating In Election To Receive N35,000 – NYSC by Elchappo: 8:35pm On Feb 13, 2019
Corps member to earn 35khuh

While the policeman who resumes before them, exposed to various risk, escorts them back to the collation center and provides security at the centre while the result is out is also receiving 35k for both election..

FG should Fear God ooooo!!!
CrimeRe: Mexican Drug Lord Joaquín El Chapo Guzmán Found Guilty, Faces Life Imprisonment by Elchappo: 12:45pm On Feb 13, 2019
Udonmeanit!!!

How can I be incarcerated for lifehuh A Chappo is always ahead of his game..

Omertà
PoliticsRe: Reps Probe Billion-naira Illegal Deductions On Police Salary by Elchappo:
I hope this probe won't die a natural death because so much is happening with police salary..

Could u believe some officers don't know there actual salary since IPPIS took over.. every month dey get different pay lesser than what they earned last year..

A friend just borrowed some cash because he is yet to receive last month salary nd yet u want them to give their best nd avoid corrupt practices yet paid peanuts..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 8:31am On Dec 22, 2016
allan2:
dey will check ur teeth for gross teeth problems. dey will scrutinize u for any form of sexual illness. dey will strip u naked, jiggle ur balls to confirm its functionality den dey will ask u to pend ur assss to check if u have pile. of course oda tins are entailed but b rest assured; male or female are all going nude and dis should be go good news for elchappo- he will get his chance to shave his pubic zones
Allan poser, why u dey mention me..
No worry I ve penciled u down as those who would be washing our Rest room in camp..
CrimeRe: Woman Killed By Her Steward At Her Lekki Home In Lagos. Photos by Elchappo: 8:27am On Dec 22, 2016
Hypraise:
Better stop saying what you don't know. She wasn't owing him. He wanted the salary before time
Hahahaahahahahahahaha
See Nwa Noah, the all knowing demi god..
BusinessRe: Help!! They Can't Withdraw Their Father's Money After He Got Missing In 2013 by Elchappo: 8:25am On Dec 22, 2016
1stCitizen:
It is obvious you cannot provide an argument to back up your misleading suggestion. You think you know more than the qualified lawyer advising them. Smh

grin
Arguing with you is like arguing with a dead body..
When the qualified lawyer is done, they would still come to my table..
PoliticsRe: Over $1m Cash Recovered In Panel Member’s Home by Elchappo: 8:04am On Dec 22, 2016
I thought Buhari's body odor ve cleansed every of his appointee of corruptionhuh

Could this guy be on Odor proof..
CrimeRe: RRS Nabs Five In-traffic Robbers In Lagos (Photo) by Elchappo: 8:03am On Dec 22, 2016
kstix:
Lol same as ur drug dealing ancestors
U can say that again...
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Holds Prayer Session In His London Home After His Release. Photos by Elchappo: 8:02am On Dec 22, 2016
He must ve encountered Jesus In jailhuh

Prisonhuh A place of encounter..
CrimeRe: RRS Nabs Five In-traffic Robbers In Lagos (Photo) by Elchappo: 8:00am On Dec 22, 2016
apholaryn:
grow up
Cook more beans for me, grown man
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Elchappo: 7:59am On Dec 22, 2016
BrainnewsNg:
What? So you mean Lala likes her??
U seem not to know lala, he loves celebrities like hell.
The worst is that the thread made FP with only my comment, telling u What love can do..
BusinessRe: Help!! They Can't Withdraw Their Father's Money After He Got Missing In 2013 by Elchappo: 7:56am On Dec 22, 2016
1stCitizen:
Your suggestion makes little sense. You cannot get a letter of administration without a death certificate and to get one involves a process which is impossible in this case. See below.

Except you want the OP to lie under oath that the death occurred at a location and cook up the cause of death in connivance with a hospital.If that is your suggestion then I can only weep for Nigeria.

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I am very sure if u ve taken ur Time to read nd comprehend my earlier post, u won't be here educating ur educator..
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Elchappo: 7:48am On Dec 22, 2016
All these Cucuberian disguising as beauty queen....
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Elchappo: 7:43am On Dec 22, 2016
Lala go nd marry...

Hapu umunwanyi ndi uwa mmebi so that ur dayz may be long..
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Army Begins Construction Of Road To Sambisa by Elchappo:
Making road to Sambisa means u ve rooted them out from Sambisa..

We all know u guyz ve not rooted them out from Sambisa, so let me pretend u guyz re truthful with this..


Sure they meant a street called Sambisa..
RomanceRe: Please Who Can Explain What Is Going On Here? (photo) by Elchappo: 7:35am On Dec 22, 2016
The couple attended Montessori, so u can't blame their phonetical writing neither will u judge their sense of doing things..

Proposal Ndi Uwa Mmebi
CrimeRe: Woman Killed By Her Steward At Her Lekki Home In Lagos. Photos by Elchappo: 7:24am On Dec 22, 2016
solasalako:
YOU ARE A WASTE TO THIS GENERATION. embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed
Is that all, LAWMA Chiefhuh

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