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Family / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Elchappo: 7:38am On Oct 11, 2022
virginprincess:
I will remain single, build my career,make a name for myself become self dependent then maybe later adopt children or i can get a sperm donor but i know i will never remain unmarried by God grace,marriage is sweet and i will love to experience it.

Chaii!!! Just seeing this...
Kaii... Nah sport okirika market I dey go so, make I buy better 'Ben Johnson's shoe'...

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Family / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Elchappo: 7:35am On Oct 11, 2022
virginprincess:
Thanks for the offer but i don't want to get married now.

I am waiting oo..
Abi I need go build my career with 'Julius Berger',to make more money??

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Romance / Re: Which Tribe Do You Wish To Get Married From And Why? by Elchappo: 7:11am On Oct 11, 2022
virginprincess:
I can get married to any tribe within the south south and south east region.

Knock-knock...
Having sent my application letter to ur 2go mail, kindly give it a favourable consideration.. cool shocked
Family / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Elchappo: 7:01am On Oct 11, 2022
virginprincess:
NO.

Oya marry me then...

Thou quite serious now..

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Family / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Elchappo: 6:53am On Oct 11, 2022
virginprincess:
.

Can I marry you..

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is A Confirm Member Of Pirate Confraternity. See Photo by Elchappo: 9:37pm On Oct 04, 2022
Even if he is Ogboni, I go still vote am..
Family / Re: Why Do Igbos Never Marry Hausa? by Elchappo: 7:21pm On Oct 02, 2022
What has light got to do with darkness..
Politics / Re: Stakeholders Praise Ugwuanyi For Making Enugu Reference In Public Service Reform by Elchappo: 9:39am On Sep 27, 2022
Hmm..
Of what essence is the reform when same public servants who ve served the state for 35yrs are yet to be paid their Gratuities for more than 10yrs
Politics / Re: Projects By Governor Ugwuanyi's Administration In Enugu (Pictures) by Elchappo: 6:27am On Sep 20, 2022
Someone should please advise this man to pay our mothers and fathers their Gratuities..
It's long overdue...
See people suffering and he is building a hall that they will never maintain...

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Crime / Re: Woman Assaults Police Officer In Lagos, Police PRO Reacts by Elchappo: 12:17pm On Sep 12, 2022
OgatheTop:


Silly goat.

U must be our chief in the silly goat world...
Crime / Re: Woman Assaults Police Officer In Lagos, Police PRO Reacts by Elchappo: 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2022
OgatheTop:
Lagos ppro is the most excited, silliest officer I can think about.

Holding strange views indicative of a typical Nigerian policeman.

Chukking mouth inside every matter.

The idiot is just plain stupid.

Instead of you too not to 'chuk' mouth unto matter wey no concern u sef, don't u think u are the custodian of 'stupidity'??
Before u vex, nah question I ask and me sef stupid for asking you d queshion..
Romance / Re: Who Is Forcing Them To Marry? – Reactions As Wedding Photos Of Couple Trend by Elchappo: 9:58am On Sep 09, 2022
From my own observation, the wife is the head of the home as depicted by the first pix.
She is worried that she had to force herself into the marriage because of her age while the man is thinking of how long he would ve to suffer from the wife's tongue...
Career / Re: My Dad Worked As Teacher For 35 Years Yet No Single Achievement by Elchappo: 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2022
Ur dad has achieved a lot..
His reward is certainly in heaven...
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales!!! by Elchappo: 11:51pm On Sep 03, 2022
But Broz eeh.. u ve been posting these since last month, don't u think ur prices are high or people are suspicious of ya person..
Just asking oooo!!

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Onitsha Peter Obi Supporters' Rally (Video) by Elchappo: 11:23am On Aug 29, 2022
Rozross:
I hate anything pda and what have you. If a man propose to me publicly, I’ll be embarrassed and might start to really dislike him. I cherish my privacy more than anything.

Then secretly dm me, so we could start planning our private wedding..
Travel / Re: Super Falconets Sleep At Turkish Airport(photos) by Elchappo: 12:19pm On Aug 24, 2022
softwerk:
angry

It's fake news

Fake news thunder scatter ur fingers!!

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Autos / Re: No Longer Available by Elchappo: 12:14pm On Aug 24, 2022
This ur sienna nah solid luxury ooo..
This should be sienna-datsun luxury spec..
Family / Re: I'm About To Lose A Great Friendship Because Of A Debt Of 5k by Elchappo: 12:04am On Aug 24, 2022
Tomorrow this axx op wee be shouting, "Vote APC"..
Una Neva chichonchin...
Car Talk / Re: 05/06 Toyota Corolla For Sale by Elchappo: 2:30pm On Aug 23, 2022
5% Why not kukuma buy the car yourself and start using same, abii Dem scratch ur hand for kolota

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Food / Re: Made This Nsukka Local Delicacy Today! by Elchappo: 9:57pm On Aug 22, 2022
michlins:
that's Nsukka delicacy. Nsukka popularised the meal just like ụdị axis popularised abacha

Oga!!! Which Nsukka effing delicacy As early as 80's I ve started eating Achicha made by my mother..
So it's Enugu delicacy sir...
Abacha is also an Enugu delicacy thou Udi people are good at it...

I wonder the Abacha and beans I prepared yesterday, u might theme it Fulani delicacy...

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Properties / Re: I Need A 2 Or 3 Bedroom Flat In A One-person Compound by Elchappo: 12:59pm On Aug 16, 2022
DivergentThinka:


There many houses like this, much more than you can imagine. Just that most of them are in Ikorodu or on the island. I have seen some in the area I stated that I am considering. I just want to be open to more options that's why I am here on Nairaland

Ok, I wish u well in ur search..

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Science/Technology / Re: Breath Taking Images Of Outer Space. “heaven’s Gate” They Said by Elchappo: 5:11am On Aug 16, 2022
Op, I like the imagination of the artist who drew those paintings..
Properties / Re: I Need A 2 Or 3 Bedroom Flat In A One-person Compound by Elchappo: 5:07am On Aug 16, 2022
Oga just kukuma go build ur own house sir..

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Crime / Re: Please Help Uzochukwu Locate His Family by Elchappo: 11:11pm On Aug 14, 2022
Makers49:
I know the place at onitsha,it's st Theresa's nursery and primary school MBA farm 3-3 O
nitsha,I can help locate his family,I based in Onitsha

Pls I hope u do that, the family will be so happy..
Pls get across if u encounter any difficulty with that, I am in Awka..
Crime / Re: Police Kill Robbers Terrorizing Residents Of Apapa & Environs by Elchappo: 8:15am On Aug 08, 2022
Offpointng:
trailed them to their hideout and killed them instead of arresting and making them do time. omo 9ja police still have a long way to go

to cruel if you ask me

Them arrest court release, una go talk, them kill una go still talk..
Make una get sense nah!!!
E no hard ooo..

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are Earning This Amount And Above, Pls Stop Complaining. by Elchappo: 10:31am On Jul 26, 2022
Ademotsam73:
How can I get the amount? I mean what can I do to have the amount?

U get gun or arrow??
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are Earning This Amount And Above, Pls Stop Complaining. by Elchappo: 10:30am On Jul 26, 2022
There is a saying,"If u can't beat them, u join them"..
Since a very large percent of Nigerians are complaining, it would not be ideal that u are left behind..

Maybe nah to even open one Association of Complainers, and we gather our voices and votes for that Change we want..
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Like This? Lack Of Moral Upbringing? (pic Attached) by Elchappo: 3:34pm On Jul 24, 2022
If I am to pretend to pressing issues in Nigeria and talk about this, I would say it's a moral issue...
Remember back then, I would not allow her on that position due to d fact that she is a weaker vessel as I did to every child I had to walk with..

But present Nigeria, current female mentality, it's advised u allow that aeroplane wey fail break to jam her...

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Family / Re: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by Elchappo: 1:53pm On Jul 24, 2022
naija4life247:


That measurement is really high. But believe me, it's just numbers. The numbers are telling you to watch yourself, what you eat, what you drink, what you smoke, and what you fucck. I know the last one will be difficult for a Nigga like you.

Nothing more. Just don't live a reckless or careless life. You should die between 110 and 120 years if you start living a responsible life from now on. I am talking from personal experience.

Nah, pussi ain't my thing, thou a doctor once told me that s3x is the best exercise for HBP. My only habit is what I drink which I ve tried stopping for some days now but each day I abstain is like hell..
Family / Re: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by Elchappo: 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2022
ibechris:



I have done alot of research about BP and high Cholesterol.

Nigerian hospitals would often tell u is BP but most times it is not.
Na guess work most of our doctors they practice for naija.

All because it possess similar symptoms does not mean that they are the same.

U can read about this more.


So what are you suggesting I get done?
Family / Re: I Just Discovered I Have High Blood Pressure And I'm Sad. by Elchappo: 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2022
ibechris:




If u are 20 and your BP is this high I think u need to be on drugs seriously.


Sure..
Hitting 40 soonest..

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