₦airaland Forum

Durentt:
its in national hospital oooh, infact i'll never do any surgery in nigeria again, see how dey just spoilt my navel and made it ugly

give it time to heal,after all after when you were born your navel didn't just heal up quickly like that now,you be wolverine? Lol

In other words Pope Francis is spooky is he a wizard,monster or witch...lemme get a clearer picture

And when we mention Biafra y'all will start reacting like a vampire that was poured holy water...mtcheww

Like if you think this post is too long...

:-/ When joblessness hits the dome

Like I you don't know that bad blood video is out,share if you've seen "hello" video

Chai the baby has not even matured enough to come out but...don't judge who knows why the mother did this...but like the poster above me THE DOG GET SENSE PASS THE MURDER(MOTHER)

I cover my yansh with the blood of God...

Ok,I learnt two lessons:
1.don't have sex in the presence of kids(what of people living in one room,maybe blindfolding thier kids will solve the issue*chuckles*)








2.visit your blog

Chai my sister sorry but you shouldn't have gone for these cheap clinics around,you know we talking about life here?well hope you get a solution to your problem,believe God and it'll clear...#staystrong

Well since you made room for non-chelsea supporters to speak(unlike a typical chealsea fan,up Gunners) i'll reduce your bashing,maybe this is Oluwa's way of humbling his children,only 3 wins this season,like people say:your club win comes every month like menstrual cycle,so one day y'all will miss your period and be pregnant for a bouncing baby relegation...watch gunners win swansea an top the league...bruh happy weekend sir!

Judging from thier name they're from the ND region(it's allowed),last time I check GMB said he had nothing personal with GEJ,so wtf is his buisness with crude oil theft in the last administration...politicians sef...*lights weed,puts on Fox Empire *

skondo09:
d money was kept in d pyramid 2000yrs ago

i dey tell u!

Na to just go buy cock-and-shoot keep for house oo,no time for long story,cos Nigeria have made everybody want to turn to sniper from the convinience of your home

Na to just go buy c*ck-and-shoot keep for house oo,no time for long story

No 12.Buhari said he inherited an empty teasury yet he released N400B,maybe the fund flew out from Bermuda traingle lolz

Oh as I heard MTN was fined,I just respected my fine face,dropped the line and dusted my airtel line and inserted it back,nah from thier customers MTN go recover this money from,imagine you load #400 airtime to talk to your babe for the evening,after 60 secs you hear "Dear customer you have exhausted your airtime,please load a recharge card or you can dail *606# for extra airtime credit thank you"!,thier fathers

HBD...but all I see is a bouncer with an over-breed beards sorry...

This is what Boko Haram and thier sponsor both present and Ex wants to turn us into...may God bash thier brains out with a red wine bottle...enjoy your day!

Ha I know it will be Russia! Those racist f*ckfaces,did I see "skin come off naturally" or "cure"? I'm black so that means I'm sick and need a cure? Thier fatherses and mumu FIFA is planning on hosting the next world cup there SMHs...sits back and wait for #teambashers

Story,in Benin city everyday is halloween...the minor difference is just that the spirits here substitute sweets/candy for blood,bet they haven't tasted sausage babecue yet

Nairaland sef make una check una site if person quote stupid ## figures go dey come out,hope say the witches we dey Seun village no dey use im pix smoke weed? BTW,84 years? Haba how many years do they have to leave kwanu? Abi thier skeleton will serve the remaining sentence...just thinking

Hmm Amusu,witches gan,Naija dey do halloween on non-halloween day talkless of this one,well wearing masqurade is allowed I hope

Story,yea I'll read the message and don't reply so you'll know I'm ignoring you,make im pain you wella that's how we roll B-)

Team vaseline oya start balling out y'all

Old story...the post got me wondering if Op is a guy or lady

plz when you say buy,hope it's not all these quarter to go choppers? Na inside lagoon straight up

K

Op iffa hear say I bring garnished suya with dry pepper say you no chop??


#TellThatToTheBirds

RealAdewole:
and someday they would miss their period

and they'll be pregnant for relegation like the 70's