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modelmike7:
... Lol, your question is so funny Illest... Shey if na you, you go die? Be honest biko?

nna I go faint 1500 faint o,cos the money no be here...that kind of money can remove a lot of people from their miseries ask Osun and Imo workers they'll explain bera

funum:
hope you re not still doing it now in ur skul/work?

the only silly habit I habour is inability to talk to girls boldly,especially those I like...I guess that's a price to pay for being handsome SMH

I'm still trying to figure out two things: 1.if her body and other ladies are different 2.if the poster above me is a lesbian

funum:
ur own too bad u would have just say all except the good once tho

just childish behaviour though

Oboi d money big o,Op if na you,you no go die? R.I.P though

Fool @ 50 is a fool for eternity...devil don soak your cane for kerosine Oloshi buruku

-make noise in class
-carry cane to control junior classes
-flogged my crush harder than others when she comes to school late(can't still figure out why till today)
-take excuse for being sick then go home when there's still light and play SEGA MORTAL KOMBAT 3 then
-hide in the wardrobe when I didn't want to go to school,when everyone leave for work I'll creep out and prepare a delicious bowl of rice and enjoy with my fav. Movie,etc

simplycarro:
Your life is completely ruined. You can't even spell THEIR correctly.

mumu why did you correct your "can't " teacher indeed

modelmike7:
...... Good boy!

why do I have this feeling that you're her ghost account??

modelmike7:
... What about her?!

nothing

Riotechs:
He's the reason we have nairaland today

i thought Linda Ikeji's blog was the first site...lemme google and search to find the man's mansion though,if im no get na bleep up be that

INTROVERT:
op if I watch this video and it makes no sense you will see what will happen to you...

this girl though...hmm

Yoruba "it runs in their blood"

Hmm he created it and some other sharp guys took over... Moral lesson: Don't dull

Vision 2020

I've been hearing all this formulars since I attained puberty...but life taught me the almight formular:
11.BE RICH!!!

Hmm Wike this Wike that I like him sha at least he's better than the d*ckhead ruling my state calling himself Owelle

7 years + ASUU strike= 14 years...una dey try...oya take one cold bobo

Quick recovery...but I still don't know them sha

DzTzl:
keep lying u hear? continu!!

baby I'm not lying just this afternoon I misplaced my Gucci bag containing N2.5M feeding money for this week...life is not fair

Linda don't let you sell that house on banana Island when you are paying for compensation and damages for agrieved victims of your blog...HE THAT HAS EAR LET HIM HEAR

Lemme follow the poster above me and comment without reading...

Who should be blamed??
1.the guy who mumuly pays a girls school fees nowadays hoping that the girl will marry him or
2.the girl who wan do chop and clean mouth and caught a bullet for it ....FOOD FOR THOUGHT

What about children from poor sorry humble backgrounds,hope studing via dream is allowed

What about children from poor sorry humble backgrounds,how studing via dream is allowed

Op trust me I've applied all these,those tiny rascals just tie hankerchief for thier nose they attack SMH...as for treating the bites haba...the above mentioned items can simply be substituted with a confirm handscratch(hopefully you don't bite your nails)

How true is this? Well if it is R.I.P MJ but your Jordan canvass too cost oo...last one I price they said 30k...just saying

reading THE WOMAN WHO MARRIED A GHOST...btw the hubby no get surname ni??

Team vaseline this is El speaking do you read me over

Naija girls though...I had this girl I was crushing on,so as a handsome guy I hardly woo girls but I just wanted this one.
So I added her on what's app...chat was hell you'll see chats like...
Me: babe honestly I'd like to open up I really like and admire you
Her: k
Me:why dis kind of reply now?
Her:what d you want me to say?
Me: your father!
(blocks her)...

Yea the hotel posh oo...90K per nite...it was too cheap so I just rented a bungalow with swimming pool for 700k per week...i'm just managing sha

this is amazing, if not BIC then who?














Op abeg rob balm for your hand make im no swell like mayweather boxing gloves... if you actually did this 80 hours on a stretch