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About the Organisation

Marie Stopes International Organisation Nigeria (MSION) is a result-oriented Social enterprise, which uses modern management and marketing techniques to provide reproductive health care and allied services. MSION’s goal is to meet the needs of underserved Nigerians and dramatically improve access and use of a range of reproductive health services.

MSION is part of Marie Stopes International’s Global Partnership which is in over 37 countries worldwide.

The core responsibility of this post is to use your:

￭ initiative ￭ energy ￭ persistence ￭ results orientation

drive ￭ integrity ￭ enthusiasm ￭ commitment to personal development

To further MSI’s partnership mission: enabling individuals to have children by choice not chance.
We are recruiting...

Do you have #communication skills? Do you have a flair for community mobilisation? Do you have an interest in Behavioral Change? We need you!

Join us now... let's break boundaries together.

To apply please go to https://careers.mariestopes.org.ng/

GOODLUCK...

firstking01:
luv ur openeness and sincerity. If na sm dude here, dey'd be feeling fly...i like simple ppl.

Tnx bro....d truth of d matter is dat, I had a lot of hilarious experience dat i'll luv 2 share wit fellow N/landers as tym goes on. Tnx anyways

delectablegyal:
Jez asking though. Pre-marital sex is celebrated these days.

Op...jes take dis prescription as prescribed by d physician....3tyms daily (2rounds in d mornin, 2in d afternoon and 2 4 nyt) simpu...tnk me leta

donholy28:
sneh! op you're alone in that experience o

Hahaha...I cnt b d only 1 in dis kinda experience, I bliv a lot of our 9ja goons have had more hilarious xperience 2 share

leGeExus:
uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope

Nah bro....i dnt tink u got wat she meant.
She's jst givin her opinion here. Dnt b so myopic

YourMain:
Lol yeah. Sometimes.

But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer..

I realy dnt tink Nigeria fruits are nicer, cuz I hv had both of dem....fruits 4rm jand are way more attractive 4rm d site alone. and besides dey have regulatory bodies dat inspect grocery stores 2c if stuffs had stayed in d shelf 4 more dan it shelf lyf

Michellla:
lol thanks for the laugh.

Ur welcome

stupidity:
Very hilarious experience
I will never forget the last time I travelled to london to charge my phone. My aunty and her friends all laughed and mocked me that I got angry and came back to nigeria and bought a very big plant that I power on 24/7.
What a memorable experience

Hahahahaha....vry funny

YourMain:
Lol hahahaha dusting fruit...

Am tellin u bae....d fruits don't luk anytin lyk our 9ja fruits ooo....dey ar so big, fresh witout spots n fleshy

I wouldn't want to bore u with my long epistle, so lemme jst go straight 2d gist.
2yrs ago after my youth service I was planning 2 further my studies abroad preferably one of d universities in UK. My aunty resides there and she has been making plans 4me 2 come visit her. I was so happy wit the way the arrangement was going. Fast forward to some month, I got my visa and was set 4 UK, My 1st trip ever to UK ....I arrived at my auntie's house at about 9pm sha, I started ironing my clothes for next day. She laughed at me so much and said 'NEPA no dey take light here'. Nevertheless, I proceeded and ironed my clothes o, in case of incasity. 2 days later, she came back from work to ask why I had not touched the bowl of fruits on the table. The bowl had green grapes, clean firm yellow bananas and some big red apples - none resembled our Naija own o. I thought they were plastic aswear. I did not realize they were edible fruits, I had been dusting the fruits since I came as part of morning routine thinking they were table decoration.
Ignorance is not bliss o! Naso shame catch me finish.
Please feel free 2 add your own experience.

Anoda attention seeker yaf com again......so na #40 ribena make u ND ur mumu frnd dress lyk olamide n phyno enter shoprite abi? aboki dey sell dos kind rinena na

gunners160:
So every guy 4 here wan dey claim rich guy habi?God dey o o. Anyway,make I add my own:
10.They pour hot insults on broke guys whenever they are asked out.You hear words like smelling pigs,I am not your type,in fact, there insult can make a guy to start praying for the ground to open up and swallow him.
11.They refuse giving out their phone numbers:This act is often common among ladies. Whenever a broke guy should ask 4 dhr phone number you hear them asking Jamb questions like :what do you want my number for?you are not fit to have my number and you start wondering if they use these numbers to withdraw money from bank
12,They complain about everythng:Naturally,ladies can never be satisfied and they love to complain a lot about almost everything.But in a case were the guy is broke it becomes a double problem because they will want to make sure the guy becomes fed up of the releationship.There is nothing the guy does for the guy that is good even if he buys expensive items for her. In fact, all her lyf na complain

Mhen ur head dey ther bro....2 orijin 4u man #gbam

Strahovski:
Good thing I'm rich

And who told u, ur rich? Where ur riches end, dats where sum1's brokenness started. So stop consoling urself

As a one time broke guy, ladies frustrated my life that I almost attempted suicide but now reverse is the case 
Without wasting time, we shall discuss how ladies frustrate the lives of broke guys

10 Ways Ladies Will Frustrate Your Life If You Are A Broke Guy 


1. They will surely Cheat on you 
Even if you hold a PhD but in as much as you are a chronic broke dude, the chances of your girlfriend not cheating on you, or at least flirt, is likened to Ayo Fayose's chances of becoming a president in Nigeria. They are most likely to cheat which can be very frustrating

2. They are overly Strict when it comes to S*X 

I observed that ladies always make it a thug of war to allow broke guys get under their skirts. That is, getting under their skirts is likened to breaking into Central Bank or flying to the United States without a visa. They always complain of one thing or the other

3. Your decision is Limited 

Any suggestion or financial advice you give may not hold water. An adage says, money dey talk you dey talk say you get idea

4. They will tell u no S*X Till Marriage 

I don't know if they tell this to rich dudes, but when it comes to the broke dudes, they always stay hell bent on NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE.





5. They are so Aggressive when you Woo Them 

Some ladies are better than T. B. Joshua when it comes to foretell the future of someone by mere looking. These ladies will quickly calculate the worth of your clothings and that will determine the reply you will get. This reminds of the bashing I received when growing up. I striked a convo with a lady and all she did was look at me from head to toe, and said, pls get a job and stop bothering my life" . At that instance, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

6. They bring Gang Of Friends On A Date 

This has been causing controversies since the days of Lord Lugard. At the sight of your supposed a lady coming with gang of friends in a date without informing earlier can be really frustrating. In some cases, some guys will take an excuse and zoom off

7. They Say Broke Guys Have No Business Being In Relationships 

In this nation, ladies treat broke guys as foreigners that they will alway give reasons to justify why they have no business being in relationships and that they had better strive hard to improve on their standard of living. This is a statement that will put many broke guys into a state of frustration

8. They always Complain about Money 

They may not ask you for money but they will always complain about money in your presence, making you feel like your world has come crashing down just as Real Madrid felt when Juventus thrashed them out of Champions League


9. They often Talk about Marriage 

YES it can be so frustrating when a lady keeps disturbing or bothering your life when she knows that you are still living from hand to mouth



10. Feel free to add the last one

tpiander:
na una sabi.

face your own mama?

Seems ur 1 of dis group of pple am talkin abt?

infinitypro:
Dis days evritin is virtually done only on social media...including prayers, luv 4 God, frnds n family...

Little or non expressed physically

But lots of peepz over exaggerate dem 2a fault

Deejavuu:
Most people nowadays, are doing it for the "gram"..

Relationships online are always perfect with epistles to celebrate thier loved ones. Gets you wondering who writes relat2problems and memos to bloggers...


It's all fake, just like an edited picture...


The real ones keep it private.

Yea u ar vry correct

Hello N/landers
When I saw dis pix, it makes me remember a colleague of mine that says all sort of sweet and lovely tins about her mum, she can easily make u 2 start thinking that u don't even care for ur own mum at all. But back home she's a devils angel, her mum always wishes she's not around.

If u ar guilty Abeggy #changeurstyle

I so much love this thread.
I know God uses someone to help another. I am a graduate of chemistry from a reputable university in Nigeria bagged a 2.1 currently reside in abuja. Will be so grateful if any opportunity comes and am willing to relocate if need be. E-mail: marklinchis@yahoo.com tnx

debada:
He thinks we dont no dat he went to ikeja underbridge to make his lips pink

Abeg ask am oo..m.so d brush dint clean up d upper lips abi? Dis guy is jes blabbing joor

kokolinxum:
Sean Tizzle has ‘revealed’ the secret to his new pink lips which a lot of people have said he got through a minor surgery, but Mr Sean says no, that’s not true, here’s what he did. According to him,
the only thing that changed the colour of his lips was that he woke up every morning to brush his lips like he brushes his teeth. He then applies a lip balm, and alas a pink lips came ALIVE.
”It is simple- you put your lips together and brush them gently to remove the dead cells that may have accumulated overnight or the residue from drinking beverages”, Sean Tizzle said.

Source »» http://suretunez.net/sure-gist-my-new-pink-lips-is-as-a-result-of-brushing-my-lips-not-surgery-sean-tizzle/

Tizzle wats d big deal of pink lips? I have a pinky 2, without showing off. Though girls love it and admire a lot.
My frnd work on ur tracks n giv ur fans a banger not some pink lips glory.
#kapeesh

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.
To ass ànal fans, this is just a tray and not a trophy. I can use the tray to serve my dog food.
We shall meet again on sep 19. Na 7-1 u go chop i swear.
Mourinho no need the chain. The small boy wey catch am fit use am chain hin dog.
The winners money ass ànal got from winning nor fit pay mikel salary for 1 week.

C hater abeg, y won't dey celebrate? When mourinho played all his 1st eleven players asif say na final. He tink say wenger go shake him hand, he never c anytin.
Wailing wailers evrywia

chichriso:
ur brother is human being for crying out loud, the only thing u should do is to call him and advise him on the danger of having sex with ladies.

Please, call the corper back let her continue her work or u pay her for the little she has done, if not posterity will never forgive you

Ur 1st advice noted, bt telin me 2cal d corper back is a No No 4me and hw can I pay hr, wen she has alredy paid hersef off

Exponental:
for watching and later had an ereçtion you, you f... up. u should have entered set thereafter.

And doing so, u tink it helps my bro. Even if I wanted banging her.

Afrok:
Hehe... op was saving the best for the last but his brother was fast coz he wanted the best for the start.
Shit happens every time, count that as one of them and don't let it come in between u and your brother.
Talk to him...

Thanks 4 ur view....anyways

donholy28:
Jealousy dey written all over dix post....ur anger is not that ur bros is having sex....its just that ur bros first u knack d girl....take heart bro isshh alright

So u tink I don't have the right 2get mad @d act ryt?

mejai:
those saying 'advice d lil bro on dangers of banging ladies', what r d dangers Sef? a beg maka una leave matter. one tin must kill a man.

so wat ar u insinuating? I should pretend as if nothing happen ryt.

Gurgle:
So whats the problem? You wanted the girl for yourself or you cant believe he is having sex already

Plus I don't really understand why you stood there. you would have hidden yourself and then counselled your brother later

Not that I don't believe his having sex already, but 4 him 2 have the guts 2 bang his own tutor witout tinkin amazes me. And why should I hide myself, after seeing dem in d act red-handed, doing so wil only encourage his confidence.

Thanks alot 4 ur constructive advice, i've been planning on such.

Atlantian:
Listen, terminate her services immediately. And your brother has to be punished for having sex with someone you paid your hard earned money to mechanize his future. Do not pay for any more lessons for him and let him know that if he fails English Language in school, that you can not accommodate him anymore. Also warn him not to attempt to bring any girl to your house, if not, send him back to the parents.

It is natural for you to have e/rection when you see a beautiful woman, it is even natural for you to have been attracted to the lady in the first place. If your intention was to befriend the girl while and on the course of teaching your brother, be consoled by the fact that you now realize her true nature, that she can fu/ck anyone, even her juniors in age and education. She is nothing short of a cheap person.

Be tough and always expect the unexpected.

Please I need your candid advice on this issue.

My younger brother is about to sit 4 his GCE exams scheduled to start next month, and he is not 2 good in english. So I had a conversation with a friend about it and he advised me to at list get him a lesson teacher 2 prepare him for the exams. I agreed and went searching for an english teacher to tutor him. Luckily I met this interesting beautiful lady around my neighborhood, she was realy cute and sexy. I was immediately attracted to her, we discussed for a while and that's when I realized she's a corp member and she studied english at school and presently teaching English language to SS2 and 3 in one of the private schools around. So I told her about my younger brother, if she don't mind tutoring him as an extra-PPA i'll pay (we all know how corpers search for extra-ppa to add up to their monthly allawe). She agreed and chose days for the lessons. The lesson started swiftly and they were progressing, not until one day I came home saw a female shoe in the sitting room and there was nobody there only my brothers lesson note. So I walked gently to the room and opened it, only to find my kid bro banging the hell out of this sexy girls ass in a d*ggy style. I was shocked to what I saw,I stood there for close to a minute, they didn't see me. It was as if I was watching a live porn, I began having an erection too. Seeing the girls curvy and firm boobs, with the moans of pleasure she was moaning. When they noticed some one was watching they quickly separated. I stood there while she was dressing herself in shame. She left my house in distress prompting her to forget her panties and p-cap.
As for my younger bro, he was just shivering and feeling guilty, he doesn't sit around me anymore, he's always busy doing nothing whenever am around just to make sure I don't get his attention. The girl makes sure her path never crosses mine.
Am so confused now, don't know how to handle this.

I'm a livin testifier, because it hapend right infront of my eyez....I live adjascent 2 st.charles church.I counted 9corps. Tnk God it didn't hapen after mass, bcoz d casualties wil b more dan dis.
RIP 2d lost souls

RIP green boI.....ur loYAlty and patriotism shall not be 4goten, may Almighty GOD grant ur fiaNcee d fortitude to bear d lOss








#Greenboi

Mtcheeeeww......is dis d defination of HOT? Abegy mke I hear word joor. Jes cum 2 ABU 4 survey