I wouldn't want to bore u with my long epistle, so lemme jst go straight 2d gist.
2yrs ago after my youth service I was planning 2 further my studies abroad preferably one of d universities in UK. My aunty resides there and she has been making plans 4me 2 come visit her. I was so happy wit the way the arrangement was going. Fast forward to some month, I got my visa and was set 4 UK, My 1st trip ever to UK ....I arrived at my auntie's house at about 9pm sha, I started ironing my clothes for next day. She laughed at me so much and said 'NEPA no dey take light here'. Nevertheless, I proceeded and ironed my clothes o, in case of incasity. 2 days later, she came back from work to ask why I had not touched the bowl of fruits on the table. The bowl had green grapes, clean firm yellow bananas and some big red apples - none resembled our Naija own o. I thought they were plastic aswear. I did not realize they were edible fruits, I had been dusting the fruits since I came as part of morning routine thinking they were table decoration.
Ignorance is not bliss o! Naso shame catch me finish.
Please feel free 2 add your own experience.

Lol hahahaha dusting fruit...

lol thanks for the laugh.

Very hilarious experience

I will never forget the last time I travelled to london to charge my phone. My aunty and her friends all laughed and mocked me that I got angry and came back to nigeria and bought a very big plant that I power on 24/7.

What a memorable experience

YourMain:
Lol hahahaha dusting fruit...

Am tellin u bae....d fruits don't luk anytin lyk our 9ja fruits ooo....dey ar so big, fresh witout spots n fleshy

Bros u can lie oh.

stupidity:
Very hilarious experience

I will never forget the last time I travelled to london to charge my phone. My aunty and her friends all laughed and mocked me that I got angry and came back to nigeria and bought a very big plant that I power on 24/7.

What a memorable experience

Michellla:
lol thanks for the laugh.

Ur welcome

stupidity:
Very hilarious experience
I will never forget the last time I travelled to london to charge my phone. My aunty and her friends all laughed and mocked me that I got angry and came back to nigeria and bought a very big plant that I power on 24/7.
What a memorable experience

Hahahahaha....vry funny

eldeeswaggs:

Am tellin u bae....d fruits don't luk anytin lyk our 9ja fruits ooo....dey ar so big, fresh witout spots n fleshy

Lol yeah. Sometimes.

But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer..

Where's Mr cork the peckham midget.....

End time fruits

are u related to Buhari? Cos u ar dull

YourMain:


Lol yeah. Sometimes.

But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer..

uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope

leGeExus:
uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope

Scope ?

YourMain:


Lol yeah. Sometimes.

But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer..

I realy dnt tink Nigeria fruits are nicer, cuz I hv had both of dem....fruits 4rm jand are way more attractive 4rm d site alone. and besides dey have regulatory bodies dat inspect grocery stores 2c if stuffs had stayed in d shelf 4 more dan it shelf lyf

leGeExus:
uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope

Nah bro....i dnt tink u got wat she meant.
She's jst givin her opinion here. Dnt b so myopic

sneh! op you're alone in that experience o

eldeeswaggs:

I realy dnt tink Nigeria fruits are nicer, cuz I hv had both of dem....fruits 4rm jand are way more attractive 4rm d site alone. and besides dey have regulatory bodies dat inspect grocery stores 2c if stuffs had stayed in d shelf 4 more dan it shelf lyf

I mean taste nicer. Fruits in nigeria do taste a lot better. They've had more time to ripen properly making them a lot sweeter than the ones that are imported...

Yeah. I guess the packaging here is just better...

donholy28:
sneh! op you're alone in that experience o

Hahaha...I cnt b d only 1 in dis kinda experience, I bliv a lot of our 9ja goons have had more hilarious xperience 2 share

Guy u not alone abeg. Mine will b d shock seeing the way they dress during summer

eldeeswaggs:
I wouldn't want to bore u with my long epistle, so lemme jst go straight 2d gist.
2yrs ago after my youth service I was planning 2 further my studies abroad preferably one of d universities in UK. My aunty resides there and she has been making plans 4me 2 come visit her. I was so happy wit the way the arrangement was going. Fast forward to some month, I got my visa and was set 4 UK, My 1st trip ever to UK ....I arrived at my auntie's house at about 9pm sha, I started ironing my clothes for next day. She laughed at me so much and said 'NEPA no dey take light here'. Nevertheless, I proceeded and ironed my clothes o, in case of incasity. 2 days later, she came back from work to ask why I had not touched the bowl of fruits on the table. The bowl had green grapes, clean firm yellow bananas and some big red apples - none resembled our Naija own o. I thought they were plastic aswear. I did not realize they were edible fruits, I had been dusting the fruits since I came as part of morning routine thinking they were table decoration.
Ignorance is not bliss o! Naso shame catch me finish.
Please feel free 2 add your own experience.

luv ur openeness and sincerity. If na sm dude here, dey'd be feeling fly...i like simple ppl.

YourMain:

Scope ?

my sweet16

firstking01:
my sweet16

I'm not 16!!!!

YourMain:


I'm not 16!!!!

i knw na, sweet16 doesn't mean ur 16, it means ur sweet, soft and tender:/

firstking01:
i knw na, sweet16 doesn't mean ur 16, it means ur sweet, soft and tender:/

Lol sweet soft and tender lol I sound like Christmas dinner

Anyways thanks

YourMain:

Lol sweet soft and tender lol I sound like Christmas dinner
Anyways thanks

yep, i like u

firstking01:
luv ur openeness and sincerity. If na sm dude here, dey'd be feeling fly...i like simple ppl.

Tnx bro....d truth of d matter is dat, I had a lot of hilarious experience dat i'll luv 2 share wit fellow N/landers as tym goes on. Tnx anyways

firstking01:
yep, i like u

Lol why the sad face ?

YourMain:

Lol why the sad face ?

cos ur distanced;(, i almost av no hope;(

Never had any notable embarrassing moment cos frequent US visits tend to make you a lil wiser

eldeeswaggs:

Tnx bro....d truth of d matter is dat, I had a lot of hilarious experience dat i'll luv 2 share wit fellow N/landers as tym goes on. Tnx anyways

ur wlcm, pls dnt hesitate to share so we can learn. Dats d sole reason m here.

firstking01:
cos ur distanced;(, i almost av no hope;(

Lol why the almost ?