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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2017
bykebyke:
Pep is reportedly ready to sell Coon Aguero this summer!



grin grin grin

Which Pep
He might not even be in City during summer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2017
homesteady:


The offside is the most absurd! Offside makes the game more tactical, I love seeing teams setting offside traps grin

I dey tellz you. The offside rule is actually one of the best rules in soccer. As much as I like to see defenders set offside traps, I also enjoy watching clever attackers beat the trap. Van Basten is high aswear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 11:25pm On Jan 18, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 11:10pm On Jan 18, 2017
homesteady:
No offside rule!

This would be bad for teams that use very highline defense like us!

Mehn I saw the things FIFA Technical Director - Marco Van Basten - is proposing and I was like is this guy high on some cheap weed

No offside
No yellow cards
Maximum number of fouls by a player in a match
Take-ons instead of penalties
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 9:42pm On Jan 17, 2017
CONTEDDICTED:


When call Barca fans slowpoke now the slightly sensible ones will feel insulted not knowing it's people like this that actually insults them

Whoever doubted Costa?? Olodo
You even went ahead to show how clueless you are by calling Alexis a LA liga reject... Alexis that balled for Barca

This is a league making Aspas that EPL turned to Mr Ibu look like the lovechild of Romario and Bastituta
Nzonzi looking like Gullit

Jovetic who isn't just an EPL reject, even Serie A rejected him... Nigga has 2 goals in 2 games against the best team in Spain, all from the bench

Samir Nasri, the fat man balling against pregnant defenders of your league

Our Suarez is scoring like he is playing against his grandma


While we have the Nolito your Club almost died for getting benched by Raheem Sterling and Jesus Navas

Otamendi that destroyed and decimated every attacker in your league is getting washed on weekly basis by every attacker good enough to move his body and the ball


The best keeper in LA liga last season is legit the worst we have ever seen in EPL for 30 years now, On Sunday he conceded goals from every direction - To the left, the right, Chipped over him and played under him


To top it all, The Messiah of your clueless fan base is considering his retirement plans after just 6 months in
Hell


Give the fat Steve Bruce Dunlop slippers and ankle socks and he will boss that league


This is like the best post I've seen in a long time. You killed it, bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 4:47pm On Jan 14, 2017
bykebyke:

The person who scored the most goals for a team automatically becomes the best player in a team?

Well, he was their undisputed best player in that tournament. Iniesta wey we no even see at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 4:37pm On Jan 14, 2017
bykebyke:

He was anonymous in which Euros?

Spain's best player?

Better find another thing talk. undecided

Which Spain

Which best player Where you wan put Alvaro Morata with 3 goals

Better find another lie
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 10 by ElDeeVee(m): 8:56am On Jan 14, 2017
seeker88:

Wayne state university also....
Don't know if Wayne State is also stingy with funding?? undecided

Wayne State Uni
That's some $50 application fee bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 8:35pm On Jan 05, 2017
Jazmiynne:


True and that's exactly how every one has been reading and passing thus defeating the purpose of the thread. For any purpose anywhere to be achieved, rules supporting the purpose has to be followed. Itz not the first time people have pleaded that such messages stop on this thread, but it becomes absolutely mind blowing when people default just a few hours after a kind reminder.
Besides I have a right to my thoughts and expressing them. I didn't ask him if he was daft (which wld have been insulting), I merely wondered aloud.

Come to think of it, my comment could also simply have been ignored.

And yea really maybe we shld jus chill.... And accept that the Chatroom is dead and soon to be buried.



Noted. Lemme Park well cheesy


Well, I just felt typing your 'insulting thoughts' was absolutely uncalled for especially as you don't know the guy before. PBUY, milady
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 8:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
bykebyke:
Uefa Team of The Year voted by users.
Buffon
Bonucci Pique Boateng Ramos

Modric Kroos Iniesta

Messi Cristina Griezmann

The way Iniesta keeps appearing in all these teams is still surprising. Save for very few great performances in the league last season, he was anonymous in the UCL and Euros. E be like say the guy dey use jazz
Family / Re: Heartbroken. by ElDeeVee(m): 8:29am On Jan 04, 2017
PresVA:
Moro sad

will miss staying with my baby..

Alright...Good luck to you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 3rd January 2017 by ElDeeVee(m): 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
I think this is the one of the best games of the season.

Mr. Eddie Howe is surely teaching the 'Professor' some footy lessons.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 8:59pm On Jan 03, 2017
spongebob0006:
Good day people, please I got a mail for an assessment in a real estate firm for d position of an offline activation officer. please what does the position involve? tanx

So, I did a quick Google search on your behalf and I saw these key responsibilities for an Offline Activation Officer;

•Enlisting and onboarding of real estate agencies;
•E-mail and telephone support, investigating, diagnosing and resolving agents’ enquiries; working where necessary with internal support teams and other colleagues (e.g., call-center, Finance, IT).
•Taking end-to-end ownership over issues and managing agents expectations accordingly, appropriately escalating issues where required, providing education and ensuring issues are fully resolved in a timely manner.
•Request bespoke reports for agents on a variety of data sets such as product usage.
•Accurately recording and updating agent information across multiple internal systems.
•Proactively and constructively contributing ideas and challenging the team's processes where potential improvements have been identified.
•Attending and actively contributing to meetings or projects that benefit the wider team, including occasional user testing, new product and process training, and sharing sessions
•Perform a high volume of cold calls (50-80 daily) in order to secure new business.
•Systematically penetrate an assigned geographic territory to maximize the company’s listing coverage to the maximum amount possible.
•Deliver compelling presentations via telephone & email.
•Serve as a brand ambassador for the company, representing the best interests of the company, its advertisers, and industry partners , while simultaneously increasing goodwill and brand awareness of the company's tools and services.
•Accomplish targeted performance objectives on a consistent basis.

Source: http://www.careernaija.com/2016/09/offline-activation-officer

You are welcome

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Family / Re: Heartbroken. by ElDeeVee(m): 7:29pm On Jan 03, 2017
PresVA:
Thanks dear
wish you a fulfilling year smiley

Thanks. Resumed back yet?
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by ElDeeVee(m): 7:28pm On Jan 03, 2017
bqlekan:


Shey me? grin lol... Happy new year bro... Blessings all the way up

Thanks Bro. God bless you real good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 7:26pm On Jan 03, 2017
jstbeinhonest:


Gracias, There is a belief in the football world that Becks was overated, cos he was English and GoodLooking. His rank among the greatest is debatable.

However, saying he wasnt world class is ridiculous.

Yea bro, I think 'ridiculous' is actually understating the obvious. I'd rather use egregious to describe such statement.
Family / Re: Heartbroken. by ElDeeVee(m): 4:49pm On Jan 03, 2017
PresVA:


Happy New Year to you too cool cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 3:22pm On Jan 03, 2017
Olamyyde:

I'm not. He said so himself here:
www.fourfourtwo.com/news/beckham-i-was-never-world-class
or
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3248703/Sir-Alex-Ferguson-right-wasn-t-world-class-David-Beckham-no-qualms-Manchester-United-revelation.html
His freekicks were exceptional tho. I remember watching his documentary on football's greatest, he was the only player whose exploits were not shown only his lifestyle was shown from the beginning to the end grin grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdG5wTh0cQ

Abeg watch and read the comments in the video

Oga, forget interview or any documentary you may have seen.

If a player that was 2nd world best player twice was never 'world class', then what does being a world class player even mean
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 11:54am On Jan 03, 2017
Olamyyde:

Beckham is hardly top 100. How can someone who was never world class enter top 100 undecided

Never world class Are you joking
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by ElDeeVee(m): 8:46am On Jan 01, 2017
Mimzyy:
Happy new year guys. Thanks for being a part of my 2016. I love you all.


Happy New Year to you too dear.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 8:37pm On Dec 27, 2016
Lero15:


Hehehe.


I must enter ph ooo.
Control things cheesy grin
Cc Prettystacy

Lol


grin grin
Religion / Re: Man Claims Using Make-ups Will Lead Ladies To Hell - Twitter Users React by ElDeeVee(m): 8:17am On Dec 27, 2016
adeaks:
You want our ladies to stop using makeup shocked If they do, what we would be seeing would be 'hell'. cheesy

I don't think the guy is right, but even if he is...Nigerian ladies will gladly go to hell rather than not use makeup.

I dey tellz you mehn. Ban importation and production of make-up in Naija, and see lots of Nigerian ladies commit suicide in no time undecided undecided.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 8:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
PresVA:
Merry xmas my wonderful e - family ... wish us an excellent celebration kiss kiss kiss kiss

ElDeeV.ee

if you no get rice or drinks, just knock on my doorr cool

Merry Christmas dear. Enjoy the season

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 11:25am On Dec 24, 2016
Even Manu Petit and Materazzi scored in a World Cup final grin


Fluffy football analysts everywhere mehn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 9:40pm On Dec 22, 2016
Debroslink:


So having 28 starts in 37 League appearances equals 70% bench warming according to your analysis undecided

In addition, we all know that his coming on against Arsenal changed the game to Barcelona's favour.


Like I stated previously, trying to pitch Lampard with Iniesta is like using straw to drink Atlantic Ocean.

Mr Oga, I never pitched the 2 players and to me, it makes no sense to me. They were both good in their ways and were very different in terms of style of play.

However, trying to play down Lamps' achievement as a soccer legend is criminal in its entirety. Be guided accordingly..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 4:51pm On Dec 22, 2016
Debroslink:


You called a player who played 37 out of 38 League games in 2004/2005 title winning season a peripheral figure?

2005/2006, he played 33 matches out of 38

2006/2007, he played 37 matches out of 38

You no know ball

Shekpe FC fan spotted.



Hahahahahah joker. I see you've done some Google work there. Nice one!

However, I can tell you for free that, over 70% of those appearances were from the bench and most times he came on, Ronaldinho and company would have raped the opponent already. Little wonder why he didn't start Barca's first UCL final appearance in over a decade in 2006 against Arsenal.

Trust me bro, he was way down the order then. Everyone knows this except you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 4:40pm On Dec 22, 2016
raumdeuter:


EPL more prestigios nikan ni? Why not more indegenous
The same EPL wey Leicester dey win, Wey Man city dey win and still flogged black and blue for EUrope

Read my original post again. The prestige is about the cash prize and not about the winner or how the winner performs in Europe.

And, please don't even talk about Leicester not being good enough. They were one of the finest teams in the group phase and had more points than big guns like Bayern, Real Madrid and PSG.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 11:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
Debroslink:


In a bid to spite Iniesta, you limited his time frame to just 6 years. I don't blame you because as a Barcelona hater, you decide to ignore the truth.

Iniesta has been winning trophies for Barcelona since 2005, and he's still winning in 2016, and he stands a chance to win something in 2017.

And please don't tell me Lampard is satisfied with not helping his country qualify for a semifinal in any competition not to talk of winning a trophy.

Funny you mehn...we both know Ini was just a young peripheral figure for Barca prior to 2007 with more established midfielders like Van Bommel, Deco, Xavi, Motta and Edmilson ahead of him in the pecking order. Also, after 2013, his performance dropped drastically and it was a big surprise for the whole world to see him in 2014 FIF Pro XI. However, I for one, will not forget the great Ini that played some mad soccer for Barca and Spain between 2007 & 2013.

Bottom line - Iniesta and Lampard are football greats cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 10:57pm On Dec 21, 2016
sebod:

It would have made a great sense if you had directed your post to Shekpe fans who brought up the comparison rather than Barca fans who have no choice but to defend their own.
By the way, can you please tell us why the same Lampard couldn't make any of his robust stats count for his country despite the array of stars and award winners he played with?

Well, the post wasn't directed at a specific group of people. As for your question, Lamps tried his best for his country but it wasn't just to be. He is the all-time ninth top scorer for the English national team and is the only midfielder in top 15. He also holds the record for the most converted spot kicks for the national team. #somemadgoalrecords
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 10:47pm On Dec 21, 2016
raumdeuter:


He has been in Spain for 8 seasons and 1 league title

There we go again, you stated league titles initially. Moreover, the EPL is even more prestigious (more cash) than La Liga undecided undecided

Plus he has not been in Spain for 8 seasons; get your facts right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElDeeVee(m): 9:12pm On Dec 21, 2016
raumdeuter:


He would have won 5 and multiple league titles

If 4 league titles is not 'multiple', then what is

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