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RomanceRe: Does She Love Me? by elderhimself(m): 12:36pm On Sep 04, 2017
How am i supozd to knw if she loves u or nothuh
Stop askin us and go ask her now.....

Ask questions like would we like to share ur cake ?
Most def YES, if u ask me
RomanceRe: . by elderhimself(m): 12:33pm On Sep 04, 2017
If one eye causes u to sin, cut it off
for it is better to lose one eye than to lose both......blah blah blah

Sooooo, if ur prickk causes u to sin,....do the needful
RomanceRe: Men, Don't Marry A Girl-friend by elderhimself(m): 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2017
Three to Five points summary please.....
my beans is burning
FamilyRe: Is Feminism Relevant In Nigeria Today? by elderhimself(m): 7:39pm On Aug 23, 2017
Its a waste of time and resources+energy to those that practice or believe in it...........annd
Its a waste of good sleeping, gossip, party , or " doing nothing" time to those that worry about it.
CrimeRe: Lady Committed Suicide Because Her Boyfriend Denied Her (photos) by elderhimself(m): 7:35pm On Aug 23, 2017
we need more of these.......after all, hoes aint loyal..
other than the rope, there are many other more sexy options to pick from
RomanceRe: The Duties Of The Maid Of Honor To The Bride by elderhimself(m): 7:07pm On Aug 23, 2017
waste of time and resources........
Bleep marriage.

marry her today, cheats even d day b4 d marriage and brings someone's else' baby next day
abort mission...i repeat, abort mission
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Pray For Women Unclad, Shave Their Pubic Hair – Ondo Pastor by elderhimself(m): 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2017
i wonder if some people or rather these"miracle seekers" think correctly only when they have their shoes on
Nairaland GeneralRe: Former Minister Of Labour And Productivity Kidnapped In Nasarawa by elderhimself(m): 7:01pm On Aug 23, 2017
these kidnappers be so kind as not to return him alive.....
we need more cleanings please .
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Most Men Can’t Handle A Smart Woman by elderhimself(m): 6:59pm On Aug 23, 2017
waiting for 10 reasons to confirm she is a feminist
RomanceRe: We Are Not Staying Indoors For Any Evil Ritual by elderhimself(m): 6:57pm On Aug 23, 2017
u better stay indoors oh, coz when d gods descend on u, you'll only have yourselves to blame.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: "I Am Extremely Happy That The President Is Back In Good Health" by elderhimself(m): 7:41pm On Aug 19, 2017
being back or not wont change anything for the country......
my opinion (which doesnt actually counts ) is for mr president to just remain there and return much later when not under pressure.
after all, he wasnt impeached after 90 days , so, nothing will happen even if he stays for up to 999 days.
staying healthy + alive first,....reputation and money later
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Raped Me!!! by elderhimself(m): 3:54pm On Aug 19, 2017
Pls tell him do rape u a second and third time...... then come back here to report him
RomanceRe: Why Would A Lady Cheat On A Man She Claims To Love Whole Heatedly?ladies Help! by elderhimself(m): 3:15pm On Aug 19, 2017
Its like asking a pig "why did u get urself dirty after been cleaned" ?.....
Simple, pigs will always be pigs... hoes will always be hoes

HOES AINT LOYAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Read The Bible From The Start To The Finish? by elderhimself(m): 9:32am On Aug 13, 2017
Reading the bible and Studying the bible from cover to cover are two different things.
"Reading" the bible is like reading a book of stories without making any exceptional or extra-ordinary meanings out of it.
"Studying" the bible is reading the bible while trying to understand the both coded and "un-coded" messages that comes with it.

lets put it this way....
Reading= James Hadley Chase
Studying= Shakespeare
PoliticsRe: Ozobulu Killings: Blood And Blood Money In The Church, By Bámidélé Adémólá-oláté by elderhimself(m): 2:03am On Aug 11, 2017
something to chew on ,......and choke to death!!
PhonesRe: 4 Benefits Of Using Phone Screen Protectors by elderhimself(m): 2:01am On Aug 11, 2017
no matter what u use or do, what will spoil/damage will surely get damaged
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Ekile Sparks Relationship Rumours Over Photo With Korede Bello (photos) by elderhimself(m): 7:42pm On Jul 17, 2017
They never ever confirm anything......do they?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Were We Given Free Will Which Could Still Lead Us To Hell? by elderhimself(m): 6:40pm On Jul 10, 2017
aydes:
Why would you boubt the existence of free will when God gave us the ability to choose between right and wrong, good or bad, heaven or hell?
Can I chose neither heaven nor hell and not be punished/penalized ??...... if its not possible, then i believe u understand it now when i doubt the existence of free will
PoliticsRe: "We Are Not Part Of Biafra" - Ijaw Youths by elderhimself(m): 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2017
It is happening oh.....
One by one, they shall repent like the prodigal son
PoliticsRe: "Jonathan Was Not Weak Or Incompetent" - FFK Replies Nnamdi Kanu by elderhimself(m): 2:55pm On Jun 27, 2017
The fight between them has not even started yet..
PoliticsRe: Ibibio People ’s Union Speaks , We’re Not Part Of Biafra by elderhimself(m): 11:41am On Jun 26, 2017
Voice of wisdom.......
good decision ....



while Some Igbos are still banging their heads on the wailing wall of jerusalem
PoliticsRe: Prominent Ijaw Monarch Asks USA For Referendum; Amalgamation Expired- Daily Post by elderhimself(m): 11:38am On Jun 26, 2017
Keep asking till you die.....
I'm am sure Sudan also asked USA for referendum when they wanted to divide....

I wonder why sense is becoming so scarce in this 21st century.
RomanceRe: Guys Whats Your View On Girls That Smoke Weed ..matured Minds Please. by elderhimself(m): 11:35am On Jun 26, 2017
Honestly I'm owkay with it , so far it doesnt control of thhem or than vice versa
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Criticize Buhari For Issuing Audio Message In Hausa Language by elderhimself(m): 11:33am On Jun 26, 2017
Is there anything that Buhari will do that he wont be criticized huh
I'm sure that even if he dies today, he will be criticized for his death too.
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Biafrans, Akwa Ibom Group Says by elderhimself(m): 11:27am On Jun 26, 2017
Some people's hearts will be bleeding right now coz of this.....
Wise decision there.
PoliticsRe: Biafra: French News Magazine - Paris Match Interview With Nnamdi Kanu by elderhimself(m): 11:16am On Jun 26, 2017
chemicalDisease:
Shatap Afonjas Afonja
Sorry boss, I aint an Afonja
PoliticsRe: We Were Sacked by Gov Wike Because We Told him The Obvious Truth by elderhimself(m): 11:03am On Jun 26, 2017
divicode:
Chai! See finishing, you are wicked
lol....but no be lie now
Christianity EtcRe: God's Judgement Against King Ahab by elderhimself(m): 11:01am On Jun 26, 2017
drnoel:
A very cocky statement
Yeeepp... I know that.

Do i need corrections anywhere?
CelebritiesRe: If You Have The Power To Bring Just One Of Them Back To Life (pics) by elderhimself(m): 2:28pm On Jun 25, 2017
none............all a waste
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Meaning Of 666? by elderhimself(m): 2:04pm On Jun 25, 2017
Why cant 666 be just an ordinary number.....which is SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX.huh?

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