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Christianity EtcRe: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by elderhimself(m): 10:14am On Nov 25, 2018
Women!! They can be very very annoying and confused without realising it... but what a boring world without them sha
HealthRe: 5 Health Benefit Of Palmwine You Should Know by elderhimself(m): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2018
Please I need this "holy water" oh. I will only make use of the advantages and throw away the disadvantages
Music/RadioRe: When Will Nigerian Songs Stop Being About Sex, Money & Love? by elderhimself(m): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2018
Only when we stop listening to Nigerian music
RomanceRe: Is There Any Girl That Av Never Trade Her Body For Money/favour/material? by elderhimself(m): 2:05pm On Apr 02, 2018
See as dem ladies will dread this thread like Ebo-Lasa fever....
Less than 1% of ladies i will authoritatively say will escape this
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: C.E.O Of Payporte Eyo Bassey Speaks On Teddy A, Bambam’s Eviction by elderhimself(m): 12:52pm On Apr 02, 2018
......You'd have told them before they even entered the house, not after they have been "flushed" away
FamilyRe: Lady Travels To The US To Give Birth, Dumps Husband, Gives Child Up For Adoption by elderhimself(m): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2018
The hustle is getting real !!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Releases List Of Looters In APC, Buhari's Cabinet by elderhimself(m): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2018
This is a clear case of frying pan calling the pot 'black'.
I wonder when these people will start behaving matured and stop the blame game
Christianity EtcRe: Where Will Jesus Have Been If Judas Did Not Betray Him For Him To Be Crucified? by elderhimself(m): 5:43am On Apr 01, 2018
I dont think the devil has a hand in this....
what is divinely planned, the devil can neither make nor mar it
HealthRe: Should Abortion Be Legalized In Nigeria? by elderhimself(m): 1:43am On Mar 30, 2018
yesssssssssssssss
there are many scenarios that will have to require abortion..
1. should a deformed baby be allowed to come suffer in this world?... or are u hoping that that baby can become the "president, governor, senator.... of Nigeria somedayhuh
2. a lady gets raped by her father or brother and gets pregnant, when she looks at that baby , what will she see?...... love and joyhuh
3. a poor jobless secondary school girls gets pregnant for her irresponsible and also jobless boyfriend,.... he should be forced to marry her right ??... and then the baby gets fed with "manna" from above, sure.... also a future presidential candidate too
4. i dont want a baby, i dont want a baby,..... i see no reason why i should be forced to have a baby

.......thesee are just few of my flimsy excuses.

I support abbortion 101% .....
what if i was aborted right ?........ would i be even wasting my time on issues like these?...... health?... salvation?.... boko haram?..... jobs?...
FFuucckk iittttt !!!!!!!
CareerRe: Jamila Malafa, The First Northern Female General Appointed By The Nigerian Navy by elderhimself(m): 12:12am On Dec 19, 2017
now she isnt wearing a hijab
i wonder if those her people dem will say "this is an indecent dressing"
naahh,...they wont see that...
they'd rather see a "one-star-general" from the north and an ishmaelite
NYSCRe: Did Your Relationship Survive After NYSC? by elderhimself(m): 12:36pm On Nov 11, 2017
any relationship that survives after NYSC is a Bleep*ng miracle !!!
HealthRe: Looking For Fruit Of The Womb? by elderhimself(m): 2:48am On Oct 25, 2017
i wonder why it is even called fruit of the womb
PoliticsRe: Desist From Cybercrime, Aisha Buhari Advises by elderhimself(m): 2:47am On Oct 25, 2017
Yahoo is here to stay.....
man gas to put body and soul together now,...
since ur husbands have hijacked what is supposed to be ours
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Beat Up His Daughter Because Pastor Bought Phone For His Daughter Also Suspe by elderhimself(m): 2:46am On Oct 25, 2017
please bring her here, with the pastor......so i can beat three of u too
CrimeRe: How To Prevent Cyber Crime In Nigeria by elderhimself(m): 2:44am On Oct 25, 2017
in nigeria??..... it cant be prevented.
at least, not anytime soon.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Is An Ethnic Supremacist Organization - Kayode Ogundamisi [video] by elderhimself(m): 2:43am On Oct 25, 2017
why are u still trying to give flesh to dry boneshuh
RomanceRe: Sleeping Positions That Could End Your Marriage by elderhimself(m): 2:42am On Oct 25, 2017
na wah oh......
so we cannot sleep in peace again now ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Cry For Justice Or Cry For Explanation by elderhimself(m): 2:41am On Oct 25, 2017
I suggest u cry for onlly the one u'd get....
but ehm, i dont think u'd get any
CelebritiesRe: Adamawa State Artiste, Shows Off Her Lesbian Partner,says LGBT Rules(photos) by elderhimself(m): 2:40am On Oct 25, 2017
a quality Di<k will surely turn her head around
BusinessRe: Best 10 Most Lucrative Skills That Will Make You A Millionaire In Nigeria by elderhimself(m): 2:39am On Oct 25, 2017
..........and you, the OP/poster, how many millions have u made ?
CrimeRe: Man Kills Neighbour With Cutlass Over Generator Fume by elderhimself(m): 2:38am On Oct 25, 2017
i can seriously understand why he did it.
if u have a generator close to ur window, u'd surely understand too
Christianity EtcRe: Father And His Two Child Converts To Islam In Ondo State (photos) by elderhimself(m): 3:55pm On Oct 14, 2017
welcome to the religion of "piss" indeed.
and u never see threads about the thousands that converts to Christianity,
its never a competition sha.
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by elderhimself(m): 3:52pm On Oct 10, 2017
annie74:
LWKMD!
me sef dey do LWKMD oh
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by elderhimself(m): 3:51pm On Oct 10, 2017
muller101:
Edo airways
Lol.... i heard they are very efficient and reliable
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by elderhimself(m): 3:51pm On Oct 10, 2017
mikaael:
you already said its a private jet so we dnt nid to ask...bye
ohh,.... i did.....
byeee toooo
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by elderhimself(m): 3:47pm On Oct 10, 2017
Oluwaseyi00:
are you saying she's a witch?
Nahh, am not saying that oh..
you just did
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law Calls Me By My Wife's Ex Boyfriend's Name by elderhimself(m): 3:46pm On Oct 10, 2017
jagugu88li:
If she does that, then surely your wife flies too. Na family thing
she does ohh...
i've been begging them to sign me up too but they keep sayin am nt ready yet
PoliticsRe: The Kanu Effect And Nigeria's Nemesis. by elderhimself(m): 1:48am On Sep 26, 2017
Hurricane Biafra..... some people needs to be evacuated !
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Becoming Anti-christian? by elderhimself(m): 3:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
without debates
RomanceRe: She's A Church Girl, How Should I Ask Her Out? by elderhimself(m): 3:15pm On Sep 22, 2017
Tell her that the higher authorities in heaven have ordered u to date her
Christianity EtcRe: Can Marijuana Plus Meditation Open The Third Eye? by elderhimself(m): 1:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
Absolutely yessssssss...
especially when standing on a bridge or a rooftop
u just open ur arms....jump and flyyyy
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus To Sophia Momodu: "I Declare Zero Beef Between Us" by elderhimself(m): 12:38pm On Sep 22, 2017
Time to form alliances ...... you both will need it in future

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