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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Warms Trump Not Start A Fight With North Korea. Kim My Guy by elderhimself(m): 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2017
Any day Anytime, i will rather be in Kim's corner
i'd rather be friends with Kim that can kill anything that breathes without mercy or conscience,
than those that are afraid to face their fears or challenge Kim the King
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Stuns In Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by elderhimself(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2017
her Olympus has Fallen
glorified Olosho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IslamRe: South South Muslims by elderhimself(m): 3:21pm On Sep 04, 2017
I am never gonna be a muslim in my next one million lives .....fuckkkkk it

waste of time !
CelebritiesRe: Pupils Shouldn’t Abandon School For Music –olamide by elderhimself(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2017
Why shouldnt they??....when they have obviously seen which one pays best
Foreign AffairsRe: President Jacob Zuma Poisoned; Estranged Wife Suspected by elderhimself(m): 3:15pm On Sep 04, 2017
Most if not all of dirty politicians that refuse to leave power, may similar fates befall them
CrimeRe: High Epidemic Of Weed Smokers In Yoruba Young Men by elderhimself(m): 2:58pm On Sep 04, 2017
Our elders used to say "he who brings weed, brings life"
EducationRe: ASUU: It's Only FG That Can End The Ongoing Strike - Union by elderhimself(m): 2:50pm On Sep 04, 2017
The FG alone cant stop the strike jor....
but ur bloated ego's can
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Claims He Saw Allah’s Name Inscribed On His Sallah Meat by elderhimself(m): 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
When u smoke undiluted sallah shittt...
there's absolutely nothin u wont see
CelebritiesRe: Paschaline Alex Okoli: I Can Go Nude For A Movie Depending On The Amount by elderhimself(m): 2:46pm On Sep 04, 2017
Ofcos you can,....
by your fruits, we know ur capabilities
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-un Will Turn Japan And South Korea To Ashes by elderhimself(m): 2:39pm On Sep 04, 2017
I dont agree totally with that.
Why cant those restless countries challenge kim now ?
RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by elderhimself(m): 1:53pm On Sep 04, 2017
It tastes like shitt or vomit
RomanceRe: Caught My Girlfriend & Best Friend Cheating On Me In My Apartment by elderhimself(m): 1:40pm On Sep 04, 2017
As someone rightly said, use both of them for money rituals.
RomanceRe: If You’ve Ever Been In Love, I Have A Few Questions For You by elderhimself(m): 1:38pm On Sep 04, 2017
No such thing as love....but friends with benefits
FoodRe: Hot Lady's Weird Meal Combo Sparks Outrage Online (photo) by elderhimself(m): 1:34pm On Sep 04, 2017
Yeahhh, i really like the "twin egg-rolls " too
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Refused To Kiss Her Husband On Wedding Day by elderhimself(m): 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2017
Na my revenge go sweet pass ehn..
RomanceRe: Man Sues Lady For Chatting,texting During A Date by elderhimself(m): 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2017
I'd sue her for damages if it were me
RomanceRe: Silliest Reason For Breakup by elderhimself(m): 1:19pm On Sep 04, 2017
Bae didnt tell me good morning "love"
broke up coz she didnt include the "love"
RomanceRe: 10 Insane Nipplé Tattoos by elderhimself(m): 1:06pm On Sep 04, 2017
Thats really crazy.....
lemme go find crazy punna tattoos
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys STANK!!!! by elderhimself(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2017
HHHhhhhh, ..... i can imagine how good ur nose really works
RomanceRe: Yoruba Girls Always Save My Life by elderhimself(m): 1:03pm On Sep 04, 2017
Wake up ohhhh....
or else i finish this bathroom slippers on ur face
RomanceRe: Don't Forget This Practice After Sex! by elderhimself(m): 1:02pm On Sep 04, 2017
Wakeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by elderhimself(m): 12:57pm On Sep 04, 2017
May ghosts of my dead cats, dogs and chicken hunt the poster till he repents of this ......nonsense
RomanceRe: HELP! I Find It Difficult Traveling Back To My Base After My Marriage by elderhimself(m): 12:54pm On Sep 04, 2017
Load her up in a ghana-must-go bag and take her with you
RomanceRe: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by elderhimself(m): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2017
OOOHHHH yesssss you are,....
happy now ??
RomanceRe: Ladies Am Proud To Be A Lesbian Hook Up Here by elderhimself(m): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2017
I'll be also proud to Bleep you dirty till you repent of ur lesbianism
RomanceRe: He Broke Up With Me.... When He Noticed Am Over Him,he Did This by elderhimself(m): 12:43pm On Sep 04, 2017
Simple,....Do to others what youd want th3em do to you....
soooo, do to him wht he does to you
RomanceRe: Does She Love Me? by elderhimself(m): 12:36pm On Sep 04, 2017
How am i supozd to knw if she loves u or nothuh
Stop askin us and go ask her now.....

Ask questions like would we like to share ur cake ?
Most def YES, if u ask me
RomanceRe: . by elderhimself(m): 12:33pm On Sep 04, 2017
If one eye causes u to sin, cut it off
for it is better to lose one eye than to lose both......blah blah blah

Sooooo, if ur prickk causes u to sin,....do the needful
RomanceRe: Men, Don't Marry A Girl-friend by elderhimself(m): 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2017
Three to Five points summary please.....
my beans is burning
FamilyRe: Is Feminism Relevant In Nigeria Today? by elderhimself(m): 7:39pm On Aug 23, 2017
Its a waste of time and resources+energy to those that practice or believe in it...........annd
Its a waste of good sleeping, gossip, party , or " doing nothing" time to those that worry about it.
CrimeRe: Lady Committed Suicide Because Her Boyfriend Denied Her (photos) by elderhimself(m): 7:35pm On Aug 23, 2017
we need more of these.......after all, hoes aint loyal..
other than the rope, there are many other more sexy options to pick from

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