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kilokeys:
500 naira.. The school pays 500
But bro.. That sum is useful over there.
It's a place to learn, adapt. Ull survive

lols 500naira is kinda funny. I like taraba sha.

Here are some real kool monikers.

Tosyne2much

Decker

Jadekitana

Cutehector

Classcaptain

Repogirl

Adaksbullet

Candycrush

Misspicy

Kilokeys

Lalasticlala funny sha

kilokeys:
We were 7 guys.. Posted to a village in Taraba, not to far from Central Africa, Cameroon.
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Cheers.

Nice write up bro. I will like 2 serve there hope they pay .

hmm

Youngk:
oga,if your so pained go book yours,even seun is not complaining.

no its allowed. ur ministry is moving

engrsoma:
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Youngk:
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johnydon22:
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SPACE BOOKERS

Ewo FTC . I dedicated this space 2 FTC crew. now dat I'm there I knw how u guys feel

Michellla:
if cynthia morgan can live in edo and develop british accent,why cant strawberries grow in sokoto

happy birthday

OMG some human beings are so so heartless.

this lady deserves a slow painful death 4 this act. This is undiluted wickedness...
Only God can save this world.

karmy:
Is it that u are plain stupid or u are an attention seeker,a fellow nairalander seeks help on what he can use his cgpa of 2.89 to do,u are here typing trash.GERRARAHIA JHOOR

OK

A Wrist watch for 500k?? Will it show me when
the world will end?
• A Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away
sins and sorrows?
• One Eye glasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I
be able to see the future?
• An Italian shoe for 150k?? Will I be able to walk
on water?
• A Plasma TV for 500k?? Will it show me the
Judgement day on the last day live?
• A Gold plated mobile phone for 3 million naira.
Chai!!! Will I use it to answer heaven's call?
• A Hand Bag for 1.3Million naira?? Will I put
my life inside it?
• 2 million naira for a table in comedy show.
Which kind
laugh I never laugh before?
• 3 Million naira per year at a university. After
graduation, will they make me the president?
Sometimes, I wonder why some people spend like
craze, knowing fully well that there are hungry
children in the streets roaming about naked.
1. The smallest act of kindness you show, can
change someone's life.
2. Remember, money only brings happiness if you
help people with it.
3. Let someone say to you, BECAUSE OF YOU I
DIDN'T GIVE UP !!!
When God blesses you financially,
don't just raise your STANDARD OF LIVING, also
raise your STANDARD OF GIVING.
I saw this and felt the Whole World should see it
too. If you feel so too, share the post or repost it.
Thank you.

how mush are d cars

D D

BumBae:
Yh u do

if dats cumin 4rm ya brain den ur thinking is so so narrow As expected...

BumBae:
Who sleeps at this time .... U must be lazy too

Anyway this aint going fp trust me

Eay!! Do I look like I trust senselessly

BumBae:
So for ur mind this is fun ..

meelorlah:
Where is the fun?

As u can see I said go and sleep if yuu can't find the fun. Y are u stressed

Synzu:
This shiit is meaningless

if u don't knw fun go and sleep

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1. HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers everything
about you. FOREVER!

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2. RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when she
turns around.

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3. WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do a
thing right, but no one can live without her.

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4. SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing
but at least she's fun.

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5. INTERNET GIRL - always difficult to access.

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6. SERVER GIRL - always busy when you need
her.

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7. MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes terrible things
look beautiful.

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8. PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always faster and
faster.

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10. EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she says,
9 are nonsense.

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11. VIRUS GIRL - also known as "wife". She
comes when you are not expecting her, installs
herself and uses all your resources.

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If you try to uninstall virus girl you will lose
something, but if you don't uninstall her - you will
lose everything....
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AGREE ??

lalasticlala come and see o

Good day nairalanders. I was given a phys assignment today, below is the question.

How does earthquake change the length of time? (what makes the length of time increase/decrease) discuss.

any solutions will be appreciated.
pls also include the link to the source thanks

D guy is checking the contents of dat BOOB to see if its worth d money he paid for

[quote author=Pr0ton post=42783603][/quote]OP are u a free thinker I can see ur thread about Trinity and also ur d.p

Benny95:
Math104 tinz

in Mrs. umar's voice

if 'y' is the function of 'x' ...

Lols rep DA great A.B.U

jimmyolasun:
naa it should be "when you hear about the lassa patient living close to your house"

DAT 1 I will disappear in seconds

DebbyChris:
, but that race pass for just rat oooo

DeHero1:
Just two?

LOL d fear of rat is the beginning of preventing LASSA

funny

prahcetomi:
Infinix hot2,GioneeM3 mini,alcatel one pop star............check them.

bros abeg how mush be gionee m3 mini

lalasticlala:
What again? the thread is already on fp naa?

Mr. lalasticlala y u no dey carry my thread to FP even after shouting ur name??
abi I go pay first

u are not allowed to install ( school systems)

DEM DON DEY GO 1 BY 1

God will bless you..