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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Railway Corporation Job Vacancies by elected(m): 3:20pm On Feb 27, 2015
So train is really working in Nigeria? Tell me is true
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by elected(m): 10:07am On Feb 23, 2015
WhatBrother I just tried your tricks on my girl and it worked like magic. What the heck! All the ladies in my zone are in trouble. Both black and white. Imagine I just used your tricks to remote my girl to the extent of changing her beautiful what's app picture. Mean!!! Ladies are just robot.
Politics / Re: A Police Out Station In Kwali-abuja by elected(m): 2:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
We keep shouting there are no jobs. Is it that we do not know how to write proposal to offices or there are too many chains of influential friends you need to have before your letter could be read and signed in Nigeria?these are some the questions remain unanswered as far succeeding in our dear country is concerned.UPGRADIND AND POLICE FACILITY MANAGEMENT SHOULD NOT BE THE JOB OF POLICE FORCE BUT a contractor who will make sure that,everything checked, maintained and replaced. The building, the car, the uniforms, computer and the software maintenance. Why is it taking us time to put things together ?
Health / Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by elected(m): 10:25am On Nov 18, 2014
To make it complete and for the sake of justice. If your boyfriend is the type that consume too much fish before making love, tell him to stop. Because fish goes direct to enhance sperm odour, remember sperm has three consecutive day to stay in your body. This can cause you a very bad and irritating odour in your womanhood.
I added this because, I don't know the part that generates the odour.
Health / Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by elected(m): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2014
You are what you eat. How you smell is a direct consequence of the food and liquor you consume.
For instance, an average Nigerian girl cannot cook without exaggerated amount of spices and fries with oil and cholesterol.
You smell like what you eat.

Onions makes your armpits smell(when consume excessively)
Fish is nutritious, but makes you smell like same when you are sweating.
Garlic.
Shave more often.
Take your bath early enough before you start sweating.

You will have a testimony if you effectively take these steps to help yourself become who you desire to be, by asking for help.
problem shared; is a problem solved. Goodluck!
Nairaland / General / Re: Patronizing Children(young) Street Hawkers by elected(m): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2014
This is a challenge to an educated Nigerian woman. The thread is not about relationship but, about a child then you will see very few comments from female users.
This is where our women should be more active like every other places on earth.
Nigerian women must rise to play their roles as women...
Romance / Re: For How Long Should A Guy Chase A Girl by elected(m): 7:22pm On Nov 15, 2014
Good thread, I have learnt alot.
Culture / Re: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by elected(m): 5:34pm On Nov 02, 2014
What the heck? Dam too much to read meh! cheesy
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by elected(m): 5:13pm On Nov 02, 2014
If you want to have a sweet lips, please control your kpomo consumption. wink
TV/Movies / Re: How MTN Is Killing The Quality Of Project Fame West Africa With Greediness by elected(m): 9:01pm On Sep 22, 2014
But MTN would have sponsored other things that will benefit and elevate poverty. Everything in Nigeria is just entertainment. Its time you people get serious. Nigeria is such a joke! Aren't you guys had enough music and bar? Everybody wants to be style. Collapsed building, unable to fix german car, no vocational study center to train skilled workers and etc. You all are busy playing music and drinking, trying to miraculously become rich someday. Sad!
Family / Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by elected(m): 1:05pm On Sep 05, 2014
What a heck! The more we grow;the more life gets complicated.

Too much issues to deal with.

God help!

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Health / Re: US Commends Nigeria As Four More Ebola Patients Are Discharged by elected(m): 2:37pm On Aug 19, 2014
Nigerians! Why don't you guys just fake yourselves out? Pretend like you don't know shit but, do something to impress and leave the praise for people. Germans are very good at what they do, yet you hardly see them talking about it. I don't know the class of people here, but I think you are all Nigerians. Well, thank God there's improvement. Just in case you yall don't know, this what happens when you expect people to talk good about you or when you seek for unnecessary attention, it happens in our daily lives. Obviously, we are doing a better job in Africa. Remember, you will be frustrated, if expect those praise from people who are better you. Just concentrate at what you do. Just saying.
Health / Re: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by elected(m): 10:34pm On Aug 18, 2014
I thought they were fighting for money and titles.Why would they want the public to join them by those placards. How does going on strike will make govt.to equip hospitals. Nigerians are selfish.i amd sorry but its true. All because of Goodluck simplicity.

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Family / Re: Types Of Husbands by elected(m): 1:09pm On Aug 02, 2014
In this site,i have seen where men talk in almost every case more than women.

I think women should be allowed to do more talks,while men patient.

it doesnt speak good about you guys.Please stop it and earn more respect.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 15 In Rivers by elected(m): 12:14pm On Aug 01, 2014
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 15 In Rivers by elected(m): 11:43am On Aug 01, 2014
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Privatise Hospitals by elected(m): 11:59pm On Jul 28, 2014
This country is such a joke.
Education / Re: 12 Amazing Places To Educate Yourself Online For Free by elected(m): 12:57pm On Jul 27, 2014
Learn how to install solar power in your home www.davidbenzonline.com
that's what we need in Nigeria for now.
Education / Re: Difference Between Center And Centre by elected(m): 9:44am On Jul 26, 2014
Having known the difference btw the spellings, I think is time to also clear the difference btw ADVICE and ADVISE.

as the first is noun while the later is verb
Romance / Re: Why Are South African Women Crazy About Naija Guys? by elected(m): 2:52pm On Jul 25, 2014
OAAC: wow! Lmao, for real....like dafuqq they want bro...i hear this things, and find it hard to believe. Thought we are hated.

the most hated people on earth are the Americans, yet people can't do without them.
You just need to do us proud and learn to prove people wrong everywhere you go as a Nigerian. Yes, there's prejudice about being a Nigerian around the world. That's probably they way we do things, like our intimidating presence which is not justify by our development or ecological environment, otherwise, a lot would have looked up to us. That unfortunate failure, can be attributed to our government. Note:not all crimes are committed by our government, but their inability to educate people on how things should go . that's where their failure lies. The disappointment is disturbing. Individual Nigerians, have the intellectual potential to compete in the world stage. So unfortunate!

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Signs You’ve Been In Nigeria Too Long by elected(m): 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2014
If you stay long in Nigeria, you don't longer know how to unplug your phone charger evne when not in use.
you don't know how to turn off your light, even in the day time.
you sleep with your tv set on all night.
because we are not expose to how electric bills are calculated.
If you stay in Nigeria for too long,
you become so anxious about life and rational .Many more...

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Romance / Re: Why Are South African Women Crazy About Naija Guys? by elected(m): 9:16am On Jul 25, 2014
EroZA: Point taken my sister,this is exclusively your personal experience,I respect that...
let me tell you how I ended up here on this Nigerian forum,everytime when I googled African news,I got directed to this forum,as a guest I was very shocked to read many threads wherein poor Nigerians are making mockery of my country,as you know here in SA we don't have websites whereby we compare or compete with other nations..note that I don't hate Nigerians but since I joined this forum I don't view them the way I used to before...however there are good Nigerians out there only some poor clueless Nigerians on this forum seem to be driven by fantasies..
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Hey bro. Don't be this mad at Nigerians. There are lots of things to consider. You ought to see the class of Nigerians you are in discussion with. I don't know the kind of Nigerians you have in your country, but one I know for sure, is we are friendly people. Following, our population as a country, you expect to have every type. All we need right now, is time to fix our country. You will also have people that have time to praise and all that, but we don't really need those praise. We only need to work hard fixing our country, good things should be allowed to praise themselves. I am also amazed how south africa became a popular destination for Nigerians. What a shame!
Romance / Re: Why Are South African Women Crazy About Naija Guys? by elected(m): 8:39am On Jul 25, 2014
missdebs: na wa o, no b d same naija men we dey call mumu hia? undecided

a german girl would do anything to stay with her Nigerian boyfriend. If you ask her why, no answer.
Nigerian girls in germany are complaining about the guys .

The kenyan girls are ready to do anything to snatch a Nigerian guy from his Nigerian girlfriend.

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Family / Re: Theory Of The Modern Wife by elected(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2014
Nigerian men are killing their imported wives in USA. African men in general are the products of the women, both by birth and upbringing(home education). My point is, black ppl are the same. Those killings in the USA is as a result of the women right abuse by the imported wives there. We all need to work on ourselves and stop trying to emulate just the bad side of everything. An average white woman is always unhappy as no man wants to get close to her, because woman right palava. Of what use are we living without happiness, that's why God created the woman as a companion. Meanwhile,Arab women suffer more violence than African women.
Career / Re: How To Build 3 Years Work Experience In A Single Year As A Fresh Graduate by elected(m): 7:43am On Jul 15, 2014
[quote People are dying of hunger, yet you need that much for those courses. Funny enough, you have no PV(solar) how to build and install solar power, which is a big market for our economy. Think again.

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Career / Re: How To Build 3 Years Work Experience In A Single Year As A Fresh Graduate by elected(m): 7:40am On Jul 15, 2014
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Culture / Re: The Tom And Jerry Relationship Between The Igbos And Yorubas. by elected(m): 8:43am On Jul 14, 2014
This is where Nigerian women are wiser. They don't take part in this discussion. I was with an Ibo guy yesterday(Sunday)who had a biafra badge on his shirt and a biafra flag in his car. After much argument with other people trying to convince everyone, how necessary Biafra fight is. Then he turned to a girl who happened to be an igbo girl too.but the girl refused to say anything and of course, she is a prety girl planning her wedding with an Edo boy. This is not the first time I hv seen that.

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Culture / Re: The Tom And Jerry Relationship Between The Igbos And Yorubas. by elected(m): 8:36am On Jul 14, 2014
superior1: Outside Nigeria, I even regard Ghanaians as my brothers

you will know how wrong you are some day. Better be careful bro.

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Family / Re: Is It Ideal To Go For Someone With A Lesser demanding career than You by elected(m): 8:22am On Jul 14, 2014
Women sound really confident when they are young and weak when they are getting older. It would be better to preach what you truly believe from your heart and of course, do like you saw your mother succeed in her marriage than trying to follow media and fake social life.doing this to yourself, will end up driving a lot of good prospective life time husband. Do yourselves good and be real some times. Why Hmmm, don't be deceived! A lot say something here and do something else in their privacy. Lol. Ladies are tender and I respect that.

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Family / Re: Is It Ideal To Go For Someone With A Lesser demanding career than You by elected(m): 8:07am On Jul 14, 2014
Ngokafor:



....@Op your freind's view is actually very common amongst successful men in this part of the world.

....As much as i understand their point of view,it simply stifles the innate desires of some women to be very successful in their chosen carreers..at the end of the day it will be said that Nigerian women are not as ambitious as their counter-parts in other parts of the world...forgetting the fact that marriage,culture does not encourage such ambitions.

....It is really not fair at all after all the education..I am a 'victim' of such view.As a matter of fact,if my partner has his way,he will rather i become a teacher in a reputable school so that i can have time for the kids when they come and for him as well(to use his words).He even subtly hinted that he would add to whatever i would earn as a teacher if i feel it is too small,this was someone who was so supportive of my carreer and ambitions when we just started dating.

....The truth of the matter is that i kind of understand his stance..i am beginning to put in more work hours in the office and as such the home front may suffer..so it may be goodbye very soon to my ambitions of being an Executive and a welcome to the world of private business.

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I took a ride with aprofessor in Münich university(Germany). We had time to talk a lot about the present situation of africa as continent. The only solution he has for aafrica, is to massively educate our women, so they can pass the simple education to our kids thereby creating a better generation in the nearest future, since children are closer to their mom.

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Culture / Re: Crab Mentality by elected(m): 7:37am On Jul 13, 2014
The white ppl do this too. Why do you think America try to instigate ppl to kill themselves? Particularly, countries that refused coming to beg for their aids. Try to show a white colleagues how better you are than him at work and see how you will be sent away in a short time. But in Africa, the magnitude of respect given to successful people that drags people into trying see themselves as gods, is most times the reason people want to drag ppl down .Is too difficult to live in the same community with people of lower class . don't get me wrong, but the reason is what we have discussed above.

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