₦airaland Forum

Nigerdeltaboi i see u

erisegun:
oh! Blood of samson! D lecturer scratch body tire eh! Na him frnds4 sch go buy 5ltrs of red oil to pour4 body* d guy later land4 hospital* students wicked o! Choi

D guy just dy shout*"egba mi o,moo ku o,moo dan ran,moo gbe" cum see as we laff tire*

Sheeeegun, iro re tipoju....o ma ma sin be

erisegun:
morning chidex*omo olori gbeske electronZeez nko?

50calibre:
Shut up!! So because a couple of previous leaders were able to walk free without proper accountability, the trend should be continued?

Where do all these idio*ts come from?

From otueke

pinkiepetite:
o ti ri nkan kan

Mo ma daran lowo pinkie

Chidex dear come and bail me from bukola o.

She de press my neck hard

pinkiepetite:
but iwo ko... na bawo ni mo n se n pin e lemi? Sho rada lowo mi ni?

In timo ra ju oja lo.
In ti moba se fun e ni koso

pinkiepetite:
ntooorrrrrr!

Ti ba mue, wa mope olohun okola

tolustx:
Oga, aro monday ni eni wednesday Ko ye mi o.

Any working days na monday for yoruba ppl na
Sho get e.

mayorsweet:
Monday ke Zeez u're funny...today na Wesday na...Morning and happy new month to you bro

Good morning capt mayor, same to you sir.

Pinkie fe pinmi lemi nio

Walexsammy:
lols, I chop am finish lick my fingers and the plate join...morning boss, hwz ur nyt?

Very well and yours sir?

pinkiepetite:
e koju mo ti yin Boda

Osaro monday pinkie

Kilode

doublezero7:
Shioor! Me and Electronzeez haff warn u tire about that Edo geh! U wee not hear! Hope she wee not kee you with love!

Mzjaney don give wale efo riro chop

Dparagon:
I greet you too my able boss. You are well sighted. Happy New Month of April to you. Wish you and everyone here (both present or unavoidable absent) a peaceful and fulfilled month ahead. Its just a month to camp. May GOD Almighty keep us strong and healthy all through. Kind regards and best wishes to everyone.

Ameen boss, God bless us.

pinkiepetite:
yerrow?

Abeg no carry your yerrowness stain my black skin.

Its a new month enjoy and no look for my trouble this new month.

kingphilip:
u don tune ur aproko reach my mata?? no b u I de talk with now n no b ur friend I de talk about so y d quote??

, i will deal with you not this night.

pinkiepetite:

Dis yerrow gal go de dind mai trouble

Owliver:
Owliver's speech. Whao!!! I think I did as promised, reaching the 1111 bench mark, but like moses I ain gonna see that. Made friends along, cool, crazy and mad ones. This is where I call the quit, I guess prett*3 must have revealed to you all in group chat which ofcos I never asked her to. I will miss you all and I believe yall gonna miss my azs. Guess cos I support GEJ I became a public enemy to some And an obstacle to Nigeria's progress The hypocrite and two-faced demon Looolz* well sh\t happens. Good luck to your parry things. its been fun. Over and out *tears of joy**

Loooool, clap for yourself one more time. You keep impressing me owliver .

You know what your reason for quiting the thread/group is dead on arrival.

Who says you have created enemy? oh! C'mon, you quited for the reason of being attack sideways by those who share different opinion with yours?. Thats a very weak excuse to give.

As for not attending the P. Complete what you started.

I go arrange awala treat ur Bleep up

Salam!

pinkiepetite:
I can imagine dat face when grammer sets in

Pinki leeme now.

How my face de be?

tolustx:
[size=15]LoL. Boss no be rily like dat jare. Me jst feel say d guy deserve d 2nd term ni. It's gud Nigerians ve made dis choice sha. We ve to live wit it either it is d right choice or not. We'll continue to hope 4 d best tho and we'll also continously pray for d general. [/size]

I hope he perform too, naso ppl do vote jona.
I will quote chris ngige!......he said an i quote.

Nigerians has got the power to hire and sack

dammyllare:
Oga me,I say amen to all those o
But truth must still be told,they have to learn how to accept defeat when they loose
Believe me if it were APC that loses this election...naija would have bin in flames
Learn to accept you can't always win d game
That way our democracy will grow

I totally agree with you sir.

I hope pdp silence means no harm too. If dem go start am i pray make i don reach ma domot .

tolustx:
#babanowthatyouarethere. Remember to pay unemployed grduates monthly allowance. Remember to generate 20,000MW of electricity within d four years of dis tenure. Remember also to make 1naira = 1dollar.
U guys shud pls remind me of those oda promises.

Looooool .

Oga me.

Your suppport for gej na jacki chan

dammyllare:
Now that buhari won....APC won't say they won by photochronic rigging o
But if it was d opposition....dey will be criticising jega of rigging n photochronic rigging
I hope they learn now that they have become the number one party in d country
I wish buhari all d best and am waiting till naira will equate 1dollar
4 refineries
Clear d country of corruption
One love
One naija

Oga me leave grammar.

Kindly embrace the 'photochange' process.
Nigerians have waited sleeplessly for the light and dark stages of the collation.
Hopefully we hope the 'photochange' bring about employment, security, power transformation and economy stability in our green land (nigeria).

Cheers sir!

kingphilip:
wetin she talk now

Stay out of this negro, you can loan out esteller or select for em one of estellers friend.

RFella:
Hmmm......sorry sha, am sure ur mis reading....I asked her first if she was hooked, she said yes....I then said which of her friends can she hook me with....chikina

And you think i need an igbo dictionary to dedipher your liner when i am surrounded with igbo?

Save the translation, i have got a good igbo compiler.

How are you doing sir?

RFella:
Lolss....am not asking her out ooooooo....tell her to translate our conversion to you

I understand every bit and kilobyte you transmit with.

Ask someone else those question

RFella:
Ngwa oryi gi fa nu

Hello sir

Do you realise she is married?, you are asking too many question.

I wont condone this public caressing of my boo with your colossal questioning.

Owliver:
na me dey talk. We are tired of this government. No Job, no security. We want an end to PDP 16yrs rule. #Change

Clap for yourself
You keep toggling between apc and pdp like a j-K flip-flop

This explains your stance has a young lad.
I was actually expecting you to maintain your acceleration even when it is crstal clear you have been supporting the loosing team But you dissapointed me with your cross carpeting

pinkiepetite:
ole ni yi sir. erisegun lo ya mi. abi e ji lowo e ni?

Hahahahahahahahahaha , pinki made my day
Shege onigo welder.
Btw, good morning my dearest.

Let me use this medium to greet those very long term pal.
Tolustx
Richybanky
Noordean
Zenopee
Rusa
Analystshariff
Naijadeltaboi
rmfunky
Sheyman4phy
Dparagon
Pinkiepetite
Ladokuntlad
Kingphillip
Who else.........these chaps make the first 100 page of this thread.

pinkiepetite:
e koju mo ti yin Boda

Nibo loti ji igo mi?

sofdoc:
Ogbeni fi oyinbo lee.

Miss n boos ko lan ko ni bi bayi.

Ani ko mu nkan le fun awon boiz ka ba e to ise e.

Tete, ma je ko pe... ri alaye mii electronzeez tabi double007 ti mo ba sinbi!!!

Abooro ni mo so fun e yen o.

Fi sile ko ma so france.

Ahmed4002:
where is leemah4u?

seems chidexSmokey and Electronzeez have kidnapped her

Such accusation is latent on presentation.

Even after denying several times there is nothing between you and leeman, you still go ahead to publicly defame myself and my boo.


You are pardone for this careless unttrances but you might not be lucky next time bro.

Its about time what you felt for leeman ooz completely.

Estellar:
Dearie u can't even take him away from me. Ntorrrrrr, i'm doing dat already and absolutely. Takia

Hahahaha,
Dis your kai kai love knows no bound o
Enjoy.

Ahmed4002:
Electronzeez can you add me to the what's app group

Bbm group na em de available bro.

Whatsapp don full to d brim

sofdoc:
Oga mii...gbabe bo shey sele!

Emi n duro de bobo yen se. Ki o yoju ko ma mu nkan lee.

Walahi, ma fi plier yo gbogbo eyin e ni. Oma ko lole ninu nylon bag.

Looooooooooooooollllll


Jo ma yo eyin o