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We Don't buy dis. ARabian nite Story.A turn around maintenance of d last minute.Pa Olejefor,dnt shout hallelujah yet ooo,Ur bottom stink to high heaven.Hope Jonathanians Apostles on dis forum won't block our ears with their bleating. |
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:DAs long as U forgive sha,nor wahala.#grab cross and bible fortify myself# ![]() IYANGBALI: |
In this type of guerrilla warfare,everybody is on his own.Who get time to count/snap those useless animals in the face of flying bullets not stone?"Reports from the area indicate that about 200 insurgents may have been killed"Nobody knows the exact figure/numbers of the animals killed.IF U STILL WANT PICTORIAL EVIDENCE,IT WON'T BE. BAD IF U GO ADAMAWA/MAIDUGURI TO SNAP US PICTURES.Afterall,U're doing a great service to Ur father's land. May GOD help our Military to overcome/conquer Bokos Ezechinwa: |
Disjointed hurriedly put 2gether report.What does 200 insurgency may have been killed mean[quote author=reedonne post=26919565][/quote] |
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U are absolutely on point.U need to see how dos slut from hell do their things with fear.One of their ring leader/recruiter is on my BBM self.Com see sex Orgy on Fridays on the Island.U go fear RedBenson: |
The shildren of destruction and anti progress don land for here.#Dodge their bleating,use IYANGBALI as camouflage/shield.Outa the tread# handysuzy: |
;DHaba!Awon Iya Osoronga!Village winch,E dakun E dariji omo yin ooo.Even if it can't take Us reach permanent site,@ least it fit carry us from Oshodi reach Obalende reach Ikeja. IYANGBALI: |
Which-ever,let us rejoice with our own.Shikena deScifa: |
Killer Punch.Abeg free the guy.Thunder fire Poverty mentalityOloyeJawnson: |
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![]() RedBenson:some hungry sex pervert do oooo.Do they wear condom while doing BJ/sucking clit?Sey persin Nor fit contact veneral disease while tonguing punny? |
Ordinary broom U nor fit make,why U nor fit hapi for the progress of Ur kontri man?Even if nah mechanic/panel beater assembly am,WEY YA OWN keke?Oniranu omo Olote.MEILYN: |
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AMEN,ase oooooo.U dey mind d hediot. Okan lara awon weree niyen.Lakaye won ti s'ori kodo.O ma se oooVirgindove: |
Dos TAN's' are Pathetic Miserable set of thieves wasting tax payers money on useless propaganda.Dnt be surprise if Akpabio bolt/disappear into tin air if by chance APC win 2015 presidential election.Let just sidon look Virgindove: |
Omo ti Ekun ba bi,Ekun ni jo.They are graduate of Jonathanians school of Retarded.Ohun ti won fe je,ko je ki won gbon jare.Tufiaobailala: |
Do we care here? The same Niagra they Ave milked/sucked dry,battered and plummeted left and rite?Suffering and smilling[quote author=OkikiOluwa1 post=26911495][/quote] |
Bank with FBN PLC and enjoy peace of mind without Ur money develop wings over night.FBN is reliable and unrivaled.ERIN LAKATABU |
Trying every possible means to play fast one on us/pull wool in ours eyes(a make believe that the first transaction involved Pa Olejefor plane was genuine)Why didn't Dasuki signed for the first one?This peeps are trying to paint SA govt as enemies of progress.Awon olori buruku deede.Jonathanians Zombie will invade dis tread now and call white a black/blame opposition.Awon Oponu omo |
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Let her tell us what she mean by IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.I like/enjoy challenge.If U say what the hubby family did amount to character assassination/slander.Let her press charge against them to protect her name/family.Nonsense Dreambeat: |
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Number 7 make me laugh my head off.U aren't lying.What about those who used the cover of darkness(outside)to have quickies? quote author=DEGREE2466 post=26901321]The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution. 1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies. 2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study. 3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed. 4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves. 5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night. 6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions. 7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience. 8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day. 9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class. 10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading. 11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night. 12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class. SOURCE: Personal experience.[/quote] |
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:DAs long as U forgive sha,nor wahala.#grab cross and bible fortify myself#
;DHaba!Awon Iya Osoronga!Village winch,E dakun E dariji omo yin ooo.Even if it can't take Us reach permanent site,@ least it fit carry us from Oshodi reach Obalende reach Ikeja.
