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PoliticsRe: South African Media Confirms Legitimacy Of Nigeria's $9.3m Arms Deal by eleko1: 8:42am On Oct 07, 2014
We Don't buy dis. ARabian nite Story.A turn around maintenance of d last minute.Pa Olejefor,dnt shout hallelujah yet ooo,Ur bottom stink to high heaven.Hope Jonathanians Apostles on dis forum won't block our ears with their bleating.
PoliticsRe: South African Media Confirms Legitimacy Of Nigeria's $9.3m Arms Deal by eleko1: 8:35am On Oct 07, 2014
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TV/MoviesRe: Many Nigerian Actors Live On Past Glory—ramsey Nouah by eleko1: 8:33am On Oct 07, 2014
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SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Named MLS Player Of The Month For September by eleko1: 8:32am On Oct 07, 2014
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EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 12:55am On Oct 07, 2014
grin tongue grin grin grin angry embarassed angry sad
IYANGBALI:
see your mouth like cow yansh tongue
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 12:52am On Oct 07, 2014
wink :DAs long as U forgive sha,nor wahala.#grab cross and bible fortify myself# tongue tongue
IYANGBALI:
no be your fault,na because people still dey chop your eko dat is why you get mouth to dey talk,wen dem stop eating your eko you go sabi your senior grin
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Of Boko Haram Terrorist Killed In Adamawa by eleko1: 11:39pm On Oct 06, 2014
In this type of guerrilla warfare,everybody is on his own.Who get time to count/snap those useless animals in the face of flying bullets not stone?"Reports from the area indicate that about 200 insurgents may have been killed"Nobody knows the exact figure/numbers of the animals killed.IF U STILL WANT PICTORIAL EVIDENCE,IT WON'T BE. BAD IF U GO ADAMAWA/MAIDUGURI TO SNAP US PICTURES.Afterall,U're doing a great service to Ur father's land. May GOD help our Military to overcome/conquer Bokos
Ezechinwa:
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Please Why cant they show us pictures?//

don't get me wrong, its a good news but without a pic or video evidence, how can we confirm its true..



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PoliticsRe: Hundreds Of Boko Haram Terrorist Killed In Adamawa by eleko1: 11:25pm On Oct 06, 2014
sadDisjointed hurriedly put 2gether report.What does 200 insurgency may have been killed mean[quote author=reedonne post=26919565][/quote]
PoliticsRe: Nyanya Blast Victim, Dominic, Dies After Surgery In Abuja by eleko1: 10:48pm On Oct 06, 2014
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PoliticsRe: Nyanya Blast Victim, Dominic, Dies After Surgery In Abuja by eleko1: 10:47pm On Oct 06, 2014
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FamilyRe: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by eleko1: 9:00pm On Oct 06, 2014
U are absolutely on point.U need to see how dos slut from hell do their things with fear.One of their ring leader/recruiter is on my BBM self.Com see sex Orgy on Fridays on the Island.U go fear
RedBenson:
May be they are not really men. And they girls allow them? Well, may be the girls have other things to offer aside ordinary sex cos i wont see why a girl in her right senses would allow different men be having sex with her without condom no matter how much is offered. It's terribly disgusting.
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:43pm On Oct 06, 2014
huh grin sad sad sadThe shildren of destruction and anti progress don land for here.#Dodge their bleating,use IYANGBALI as camouflage/shield.Outa the tread#
handysuzy:
I was at the Canaanland yesterday and before the end of the service, Oyedepo announced what wonders the covenant university students are performing.

The red colour car is built to use power generator set which will make it reduce fuel usage. It will use just 1 litre of fuel per 60 kilometer. The ash colour car is fantastically built with three powerful batteries that will make it store power and re-use later, much like an inverter

The keke napep is very beautiful too, it can reverse.

Below are the pictures.
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1:
grin sad cheesy ;DHaba!Awon Iya Osoronga!Village winch,E dakun E dariji omo yin ooo.Even if it can't take Us reach permanent site,@ least it fit carry us from Oshodi reach Obalende reach Ikeja.
IYANGBALI:
those things no go fit carry us reach permanent site o,you better wake up
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:27pm On Oct 06, 2014
Which-ever,let us rejoice with our own.Shikena
deScifa:
May be they bought em the body and they built the whole engine from scratch but if Oyedepo meant body and engine from scratch....then the body has expose that this purely a marketing stunt.
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:22pm On Oct 06, 2014
sad sadKiller Punch.Abeg free the guy.Thunder fire Poverty mentality
OloyeJawnson:
You r as dumb as ur statement portrays.. apparently ur brain lies ryt underneath ur feet!
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2014
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Attorney1Lawz:
Abeg,I nor fit laff.We hate ourselves in dis obodo naija. HAHAHAHAHA, If it was built by professors in any other neighboring African State, U would see Nigerians doing the most illogical comparison and singing praises. but now our own has raised the bar, haters are ranting . Not bothered though cos , these haters still going to buy Aba shoes stamped with made in italy logo , fake designer clothes instead of them to just settle for home grown original stuffs,lol

EITHER WAY THEY INDIRECT SUPPORTING MADE IN NIGERIAN GOODS
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2014
Issorite brotha cool wink smiley smiley cool
MEILYN:
Oga I no hate ooo. In fact na me happy pass
FamilyRe: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by eleko1: 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2014
sad angry grin huh embarassed undecided
RedBenson:
Do men truly sleep with hookas without condom? Apart from fertish stuffs, how abt contacting STDs/Hiv/Aids etc? I dont think this actually happens in this 21st century.
some hungry sex pervert do oooo.Do they wear condom while doing BJ/sucking clit?Sey persin Nor fit contact veneral disease while tonguing punny?
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
Ordinary broom U nor fit make,why U nor fit hapi for the progress of Ur kontri man?Even if nah mechanic/panel beater assembly am,WEY YA OWN keke?Oniranu omo angry angry angry angry angry wink wink sad huhOlote.
MEILYN:
Propaganda grin...... Oyedepo wants more students in his covenant university, so what did he do? He bought new engines and everything needed in a car, called a mechanic and they fixed everything in place.

And Here he is claiming his students built the car from the scratch.....

Quote me and regret it
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 7:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
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PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
cool cool cool sad sad angry angry angry angry grin grin grin AMEN,ase oooooo.U dey mind d hediot. Okan lara awon weree niyen.Lakaye won ti s'ori kodo.O ma se ooo
Virgindove:
This your response shows how dumb and myopic you are. May God manage your life as GEJ is managing the affairs of this country. Just post your AMEN.
PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
Dos TAN's' are Pathetic Miserable set of thieves wasting tax payers money on useless propaganda.Dnt be surprise if Akpabio bolt/disappear into tin air if by chance APC win 2015 presidential election.Let just sidon look
Virgindove:
Where are the TAN volunteers? Is this the type of transformation you want Nigerians to continue with?
PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:24pm On Oct 06, 2014
grin grin angry sad sad sad sad sadOmo ti Ekun ba bi,Ekun ni jo.They are graduate of Jonathanians school of Retarded.Ohun ti won fe je,ko je ki won gbon jare.Tufia
obailala:
It really beats my imagination that there are normal human beings who will openly support and defend this kind of illegality to the extent of blaming SA.

Just before I assume quickly, please are you guys even normal? undecided
PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 3:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
sad sadDo we care here? The same Niagra they Ave milked/sucked dry,battered and plummeted left and rite?Suffering and smilling[quote author=OkikiOluwa1 post=26911495][/quote]
InvestmentRe: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by eleko1: 2:32pm On Oct 06, 2014
Bank with FBN PLC and enjoy peace of mind without Ur money develop wings over night.FBN is reliable and unrivaled.ERIN LAKATABU
PoliticsRe: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 2:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
angry angry angry angry angry sad sad sadTrying every possible means to play fast one on us/pull wool in ours eyes(a make believe that the first transaction involved Pa Olejefor plane was genuine)Why didn't Dasuki signed for the first one?This peeps are trying to paint SA govt as enemies of progress.Awon olori buruku deede.Jonathanians Zombie will invade dis tread now and call white a black/blame opposition.Awon Oponu omo
PoliticsRe: Support Our Troops Not The Terrorists by eleko1: 12:47pm On Oct 06, 2014
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CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:55am On Oct 06, 2014
Let her tell us what she mean by IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.I like/enjoy challenge.If U say what the hubby family did amount to character assassination/slander.Let her press charge against them to protect her name/family.Nonsense
Dreambeat:
Spill which beans,I do not agree with Berem's comment but asking Ini to descend that low is not what is needed at this point in time.The families involved should rather come together and find a way to sort this out and not continue to wash their dirty linen in public,maturity should be their watchword.Going to the press and pointing accusing finger is certainly not the best.It will do more harm than good.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:40am On Oct 06, 2014
embarassed embarassed shocked shocked cheesy grin
berem:
I can see you have been venting your frustrations on this thread because Ini Edo no give you toto fucck for Apapa. Abeg waka comot from my front.

Yeye dey smell!!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:34am On Oct 06, 2014
cheesy grin cool tongue
berem:
Lol at all the mentions I am getting especially from the male folks. Abeg make una take am easy o!

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EducationRe: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by eleko1: 10:14am On Oct 06, 2014
Number 7 make me laugh my head off.U aren't lying.What about those who used the cover of darkness(outside)to have quickies? quote author=DEGREE2466 post=26901321]The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.[/quote]

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