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Education › Re: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2014
Issorite brotha cool wink smiley smiley cool
MEILYN:
Oga I no hate ooo. In fact na me happy pass
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by eleko1: 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2014
sad angry grin huh embarassed undecided
RedBenson:
Do men truly sleep with hookas without condom? Apart from fertish stuffs, how abt contacting STDs/Hiv/Aids etc? I dont think this actually happens in this 21st century.
some hungry sex pervert do oooo.Do they wear condom while doing BJ/sucking clit?Sey persin Nor fit contact veneral disease while tonguing punny?
Education › Re: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 8:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
Ordinary broom U nor fit make,why U nor fit hapi for the progress of Ur kontri man?Even if nah mechanic/panel beater assembly am,WEY YA OWN keke?Oniranu omo angry angry angry angry angry wink wink sad huhOlote.
MEILYN:
Propaganda grin...... Oyedepo wants more students in his covenant university, so what did he do? He bought new engines and everything needed in a car, called a mechanic and they fixed everything in place.

And Here he is claiming his students built the car from the scratch.....

Quote me and regret it
Education › Re: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by eleko1: 7:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
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Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:54pm On Oct 06, 2014
cool cool cool sad sad angry angry angry angry grin grin grin AMEN,ase oooooo.U dey mind d hediot. Okan lara awon weree niyen.Lakaye won ti s'ori kodo.O ma se ooo
Virgindove:
This your response shows how dumb and myopic you are. May God manage your life as GEJ is managing the affairs of this country. Just post your AMEN.
Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2014
Dos TAN's' are Pathetic Miserable set of thieves wasting tax payers money on useless propaganda.Dnt be surprise if Akpabio bolt/disappear into tin air if by chance APC win 2015 presidential election.Let just sidon look
Virgindove:
Where are the TAN volunteers? Is this the type of transformation you want Nigerians to continue with?
Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 4:24pm On Oct 06, 2014
grin grin angry sad sad sad sad sadOmo ti Ekun ba bi,Ekun ni jo.They are graduate of Jonathanians school of Retarded.Ohun ti won fe je,ko je ki won gbon jare.Tufia
obailala:
It really beats my imagination that there are normal human beings who will openly support and defend this kind of illegality to the extent of blaming SA.

Just before I assume quickly, please are you guys even normal? undecided
Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 3:15pm On Oct 06, 2014
sad sadDo we care here? The same Niagra they Ave milked/sucked dry,battered and plummeted left and rite?Suffering and smilling[quote author=OkikiOluwa1 post=26911495][/quote]
Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by eleko1: 2:32pm On Oct 06, 2014
Bank with FBN PLC and enjoy peace of mind without Ur money develop wings over night.FBN is reliable and unrivaled.ERIN LAKATABU
Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by eleko1: 2:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
angry angry angry angry angry sad sad sadTrying every possible means to play fast one on us/pull wool in ours eyes(a make believe that the first transaction involved Pa Olejefor plane was genuine)Why didn't Dasuki signed for the first one?This peeps are trying to paint SA govt as enemies of progress.Awon olori buruku deede.Jonathanians Zombie will invade dis tread now and call white a black/blame opposition.Awon Oponu omo
Politics › Re: Support Our Troops Not The Terrorists by eleko1: 12:47pm On Oct 06, 2014
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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:55am On Oct 06, 2014
Let her tell us what she mean by IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.I like/enjoy challenge.If U say what the hubby family did amount to character assassination/slander.Let her press charge against them to protect her name/family.Nonsense
Dreambeat:
Spill which beans,I do not agree with Berem's comment but asking Ini to descend that low is not what is needed at this point in time.The families involved should rather come together and find a way to sort this out and not continue to wash their dirty linen in public,maturity should be their watchword.Going to the press and pointing accusing finger is certainly not the best.It will do more harm than good.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:40am On Oct 06, 2014
embarassed embarassed shocked shocked cheesy grin
berem:
I can see you have been venting your frustrations on this thread because Ini Edo no give you toto fucck for Apapa. Abeg waka comot from my front.

Yeye dey smell!!
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 10:34am On Oct 06, 2014
cheesy grin cool tongue
berem:
Lol at all the mentions I am getting especially from the male folks. Abeg make una take am easy o!

grin grin
Education › Re: 12 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Night Classes by eleko1: 10:14am On Oct 06, 2014
Number 7 make me laugh my head off.U aren't lying.What about those who used the cover of darkness(outside)to have quickies? quote author=DEGREE2466 post=26901321]The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Just Got A Job Through A Nairalander by eleko1: 10:01am On Oct 06, 2014
smiley wink :DCongrats.Ur joy shall not be once.God has put laughter in ur mouth.song of praise won't ceased from Ur mouth.I rejoice and glad with U
Travel › Re: FG To Privatise Airports Soon- Vanguard by eleko1: 9:53am On Oct 06, 2014
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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 9:37am On Oct 06, 2014
sad grin cheesy wink Why thou fear if U dnt have a skeleton in Ur cupboard.Abeg,go marry ooo,make enemies of progress nor say na winch from village cus am
littlemistress:
...Another celebrity divorce. This is one reason I'm scared of marriage.. sad
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 9:29am On Oct 06, 2014
Madam.I enjoyed reading Ur post/support ur analysis of post as it concerned National affiars and others but here,I disagree with U.This is a challenge for Ini Edo too to spill the beans if she have the dosier of her hubby escapade.Abeg,stop defending indefensible.Ini edo is a Useless lady.
berem:
When a man cheats, they say its a man's world and men are polygamous in nature. When a woman cheats,all hell let loose and she's called a sort of names and she's even thrown out of her matrimonial home.

Ini Edo,its time to move on babes. Life must surely go on!
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 9:21am On Oct 06, 2014
This is not the issue @ stake.If Ini Edo have the dosier of her hubby infidelity,let her spill d beans biko.Her own P nah gbanjo,mi o se k'ogba.
Atmmachine:
Tell the husband to swear he never Bleep any girl after he married Ini-edo.
Na Ogun go kill am
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 9:16am On Oct 06, 2014
Not every calabar gurls aare irresponsibe. In a basket of orange,U'll see worm infested one.Not all girls are animals.
valdes00:
INI EDO.... Calabar girl.... Am nt surprised..... *lipsealed*
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by eleko1: 9:10am On Oct 06, 2014
sad grin sadShe's trying to put wool in our eyes with her'' irresponsible difference''She better shut her trap b4 the maximum damage.yeye celebrate.
Education › Re: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by eleko1: 9:21pm On Oct 05, 2014
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Education › Re: 2013/2014 SPDC Joint Venture University Scholarship Award Scheme by eleko1: 9:19pm On Oct 05, 2014
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Politics › Re: Yobe: Nigerian Army Arrests 57 boko Haram Members On Sallah by eleko1: 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2014
angry angry angry angry angryWhy arrest dos Useless animals? Since dey killed the airforce man,abeg kill those bastard's'No peace to the wicked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 5th October 2014 by eleko1: 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
cool cheesy cheesy grin cool cheesy grin grin AMEN ooooooo
Keneking:
This is how Buhari would stop Jonathan next year. Thanks De Gea grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 5th October 2014 by eleko1: 12:53pm On Oct 05, 2014
:PShidren of anger/doubt thomas.MaN U rule
echobee:
hmmmmmmmm! lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 5th October 2014 by eleko1: 11:41am On Oct 05, 2014
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Celebrities › Re: Campaign Poster Of Nigeria Entertainers Vying For Political Seat 2015 by eleko1: 11:38am On Oct 05, 2014
;DRT Hon JAH RasTafarian Tony.Aye!
danduchi:
1. Tony Tetuila
Tony Tetuila will be running for a seat in the Kwara
State House of Assembly under APC. His declaration was however met with harsh criticisms as a result of his bushy beards and blonde dreadlocks. In his defence, the singer said he chose to use the earlier pictures because it represents his trademark look and his fans and people would easily recognize him through it. Now, he has officially unveiled a reasonably better picture where he has a native cap on his dead while he’s dressed in a blue ankara fabric.

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