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CultureRe: Nigerians Have Very High Self Esteem! by Elem1: 4:46pm On Dec 15, 2013
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Foreign AffairsRe: Uruguay Become The First Country To Legalise Marijuana by Elem1: 4:34pm On Dec 15, 2013
engrfcuksmtin: How can migrate to Uruguay?
Bros walahi! I luuvvv those ur pics
Foreign AffairsRe: Uruguay Become The First Country To Legalise Marijuana by Elem1: 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2013
1st ola: I see why It can't be in Nigeria. because of people like u...
pls i dont understand oo
Jokes EtcRe: The Person Behind ASUU Strike Revealed! by Elem1: 1:53pm On Dec 15, 2013
Ojoko timpanyo me ur nomencleture bikokwa!
Foreign AffairsRe: Uruguay Become The First Country To Legalise Marijuana by Elem1: 8:46am On Dec 11, 2013
HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! HURRAY
Foreign AffairsRe: The World’s Largest Gay Mass Wedding Holds In Brazil [see Photos] by Elem1: 8:44am On Dec 11, 2013
Congrats
SportsRe: Are You Interested In Skating ? by Elem1: 7:36pm On Dec 07, 2013
computer247: still waiting to get your respond
Abuja
PhonesRe: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by Elem1: 10:31pm On Dec 03, 2013
Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.
I wish u total abundance of Android smartphones, and total lack of girl friends IJN. Can i see u type amen.
RomanceRe: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by Elem1: 12:58am On Nov 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Guy, u just dey fire the bullet, pity us wey no carry Gbagaunproof enter thread na! Hian!
kaii! Idowuuu
RomanceRe: Cooking For Your Boyfriend In His House: Is It Right Or Wrong? by Elem1: 12:24am On Nov 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: U need Jesus! Demonic spirits full ur body.

Go and find Jesus!!!!
Hmm! Idowu! Jesus...
FamilyRe: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by Elem1: 11:35pm On Nov 27, 2013
I'm realy touched. Vivian chinaza, may the Lord grant you eternal rest in Jesus name. Amen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by Elem1: 1:29pm On Nov 18, 2013
blaze007: A new roofing tiles company jst storm abj. Dey need young and enegetic pple who re interestd in marketing. Your job is to go to construction site and luk 4 client. No salary, bt u ve percentage on every deal. Believe me, jst one deal can change ur lyf 4eva. If u interestd, let me knw.
i'm interested
SportsRe: Are You Interested In Skating ? by Elem1: 12:09pm On Nov 18, 2013
I'm interested
Christianity EtcRe: The Goal Of The Gospel by Elem1: 6:42pm On Nov 17, 2013
I'm edified. God bless U
NYSCRe: Camp Commandant Raises False Alarm At 12 Midnight by Elem1: 12:50am On Nov 17, 2013
Dont mind him, just return to bed .
TravelRe: Places You Dread Going To Or Spending Time In by Elem1: 12:50am On Nov 04, 2013
Wedding receptions or ceremonies where am a popular person
EducationRe: ASUU & FG's 2009 Agreement by Elem1: 9:00pm On Oct 22, 2013
yim: the agreement is voidable as govt was forced to sign under duress. ASUU members are thieves.
please put it to them "My Lord"
BusinessRe: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by Elem1: 4:03pm On Oct 16, 2013
Billyonaire: Just pay with your ATM Card, that way, they wont get 1 naira of your money, their loot will go to the management.
Chaii! Thats mean
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Ignore Ladies When Shaking Hands - Why? by Elem1: 9:48pm On Oct 15, 2013
I consider ur countenance b4 offering any kind of body contact, so that i wont b treated like a leper. Irespective of gender, shaking everybody u meet is an emotional risk. I prefer taking d risk with fellow sex.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Elem1: 1:56pm On Sep 11, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Should I be stoned?
No. Just be more carefull my dear
EducationRe: Photo Of Prisoners Attending University In Enugu by Elem1: 11:40am On Aug 11, 2013
How does this work? Pls i dont understand
HealthRe: Tips For Parents With Bedwetting Children by Elem1: 12:52pm On Aug 04, 2013
Long article
SportsRe: Nigeria To Start Volleyball League Next Year by Elem1: 2:01pm On Jul 31, 2013
Good news for AFRAKATA
SportsRe: Okagbare Breaks African 100m Record Twice In Two Hours!!! by Elem1: 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2013
I luv u Honey
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangers Of Wilful Sins by Elem1: 8:52pm On Jun 23, 2013
blink182: and the decision of God is to forgive you. He forgave you even before you sinned. There is no love greater than His love for us.

Poster I know you are either deeper life or belong to one of those churches that believe they can impress God with their deeds. Hebrews 11:6.

The problem with you people is that because you think you can observe laws you are better than those who can't observe it but you forget that we are no longer bound by law. Romans 7:1-13.

What we do when we commit sin both intentionally and unintentionally is offend God but we have an intercessor pleading day and night on our behalf Romans 8:34 and our lives is hid in Him colossians 3:3 when God looks at a Christian, He sees Jesus.

We are dead to sin, Christians can't commit sin and it has no power over us or the power to send us to hell Romans 6:11.

Let me tell you, there is only one criteria to be met as a Christian to make heaven and that is John 3:16.

We should stop all these nonsense and stop scaring sinners away from the loving Father who loves us so much that he even numbered the hair on our heads Luke 12:7

Even look at 1 John3:9 'No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God's seed remains in them; they cannot go on sinning, because they have been born of God' but you forgot to let people read from the beginning of chapter 3 what John is saying is not that we should abstain from sin because it offends God but an affirmation of Romans 6:11. Dude, we are dead to sin, Christians can not commit sin.

What exactly are you even trying to say? That a smoker of 20years should stop smoking the very day he repents, is that even possible except through the Grace of God that delivers him of that demon.


PLEASE CHRISTIANS OUT THERE, DO NOT LET ANYONE INTIMIDATE YOU WITH HELL. IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THAT HE IS THE SON OF GOD, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU FROM MAKING HEAVEN.

There are somethings that shouldn't be said to baby Christians because they will abuse it. This nonsense of trying to please God through dead deeds should stop and we should embrace biblical truth, the Holy Spirit (our teacher, helper, master, friend, healer-love You so much) and let Him show you all things.
Nevertheless the standard of d lord standeth sure God knows those who are His. Let everyone that mention d name of d lord depart 4rm iniquity
Jokes EtcRe: Just For Laughs!!!! by Elem1: 8:28pm On Dec 29, 2012
Luv this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unadvertised Vacancies by Elem1: 2:33am On Dec 06, 2012
@ifyalways remain blessed

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