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Investment / Space For Restaurant And Bar/car Wash In Benin City Is Urgently Needed by eletacharly(m): 9:22am On Jan 19, 2017
I am in dire need of a restaurant and bar for rent. Please I Will Appreciate Useful Comments
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by eletacharly(m): 6:37pm On May 20, 2013
How could one possibly answer 16 questions in appx 7mins. I fink u made a mistake
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by eletacharly(m): 2:13am On May 12, 2013
please wen is the closing date for the application
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by eletacharly(m): 7:23pm On May 10, 2013
IZUKWU: Love is kind,it cannot be bought and does not keep a record of evil.
evil hmmm.. reminds me of the devil
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 10:29am On May 05, 2013
macjive01: I really don't know how to qualify this write up, Amateurish ? Silly? Funny ? Disgrace ?

Smh, IMO I think this is a classic Nigerian dumb storyline, that people will nevertheless love to listen and pay to view.

Just like our home videos, u have spent copious amount of time describing an irritating irrelevant scenario- why tell ur readers the nature of ur poo ?
The texture of your poo ?
The texture of your friends poo?
How many times you hv pooed?
The resulting effect of your mama calabar food on ur alimentary canal.
The resulting effect of same on friend1 , friend 2, Friend 3,

Goddamit! Are u not uncomfortable reciting these over and over? again and again and again! ?



My own verdict is; you are far from a good writer , you just happened to have lived a very interesting, funny, eventful life.


There is absolutely nothing artistic in ur write up , nothing coherent. The only thing ur story has is the intriguing life you hv lived.


Try reading ishiloves piece, I bet u will hv a rethink of this junk you are spurting .
U don't hv to match her literature prowess, and command of the English language, emulating just her writing style will help.


And ur repetition of the phrase, " or so I think" is irritating to say the least.

Mr literature why don't u write urs let's c how good u re. If u re reasonable u wouldn't compare writers. If u dnt want 2 read fcu.k off.

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Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 10:24am On May 05, 2013
Wats wit flow and poo. Am tryin hard 2 get d nexus
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 6:43pm On Apr 20, 2013
oga flow were art thou.
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 11:16am On Apr 19, 2013
flow u let me dey laf like mumu inside bus.c as dis fyne gals dey luk melike craze man
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 11:01pm On Apr 18, 2013
i can imagine wat wil happen to pkc.am smilin already
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 4:04pm On Apr 15, 2013
oya na lets flow.. were dis flow sef its like u need a sec to update for u
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 1:31am On Apr 14, 2013
nice work flow. keep up d gud work.
Celebrities / Re: Waka Waka People: Meet The Three Most Red-carpet Party Goers Of 2012/2013 by eletacharly(m): 3:33pm On Apr 04, 2013
Juliana-Ghana:
i told u already
dat just b a Movie!
we no have real gays in Ghana!! angry
only actor who plays a gay
does man who play murderer really be murderer in real life?
no
Gh no hav dis type of tings
i feel like spankin dis monkey

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Romance / Re: How To Use Body Language To Attract Women by eletacharly(m): 6:48pm On Mar 28, 2013
ok
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 9:20pm On Mar 26, 2013
Ogbeche77: na like 30 naira bike to benin republic.. Lol
But on a serious not, if u are industrious, it an avenue to rake in lots of cash during ur service year, there are business opportunities there, buy cheap from the border town and sell in lagos
fanks man. wil check it out 2moa
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 2:33pm On Mar 26, 2013
my ppa is at
IWOYE-KETU
IMEKO AFON
pls anybdy servin dere shud help me out. wats d place like?
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 2:19pm On Mar 23, 2013
now hidin at d bak of d stadium
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 11:02am On Mar 21, 2013
charles platoon6. on my way 2 d multi purpose hall. Nero were u @
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2013
wisepluto:

No, there are no atms within the camp. You'd need to get permission from your platoon inspector and the camp director to use the atm, somewhere not too far from the camp. Like N100 bike fare.... Just have a memorable orientation exercise. Don't forget to extend my regards to: I Hear, Sergeant Chinedu and other military personals on the camp.....

thanks man
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ogun by eletacharly(m): 1:24pm On Mar 05, 2013
plzzzzz is dere any atm within or around kamp?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 1:40pm On Mar 02, 2013
finally i got ogun state
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 4:04pm On Mar 01, 2013
Neroski:

i tire oo,cos physical sci na saturday n Uchesis ws to collect on saturday too,how come??
uchesis explain
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 3:55pm On Mar 01, 2013
Uchesis: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!

My waist go break oooh..

Na CALABAR ooooh!

Straaaaffing mode activated.

bro did dey give phy sci theirs?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by eletacharly(m): 10:28pm On Feb 26, 2013
goallllkll
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 5:55pm On Feb 22, 2013
Uchesis:
Ok. Dat means its physical science wahala again. Anyway, u can stil collect 4 two sha...
whichs physicalscience? collected mine on monday. myfrnds collexted thei r own like 2weeks ago. igraduated frm xtry. wat abt u
NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For States In Nigeria by eletacharly(m): 2:54pm On Feb 20, 2013
ibroclo: FCT, Abaji local gov't... Chemistry, micro biology, biochemistry. 15k. Others an engineer 6k..... An dat place is ok.
. can u pls explain beta. wat has ur cos got to do wit d pay? cos i did xtry and hopin to serve in abuja. thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 9:31pm On Feb 18, 2013
dnt realy no y u guys are al up on mencade he s been keeoin dis tread goin all day. bros dnt mind dem o
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 9:11am On Feb 18, 2013
gud mornin otondos. just woke up! wish i can wake up like dis in kamp
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 7:19pm On Feb 16, 2013
[quote author=mencade5]
In dis forum, i found a family, brothers, sisters et al. Please is it adviceable to date fellow otondo babies in camp? I was told by a serving corper dat he was wooing a lady in camp but she was using him as a back up. Brothers, ur amiable advice is needed.
Thank you
woudnt advice dat.unles u gat lots of money to waste. dis gals in camp re always lookin for guys to 'colorbee'. unles u kno ur game very wel. and again if u re cut in camp doin anytin funny u wil b in soup. so b careful.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 6:12pm On Feb 16, 2013
gettin ready for camp nou
NYSC / Re: Corpers How Do You Manage Your N19,000 (Alawe) Monthly by eletacharly(m): 8:10pm On Feb 14, 2013
gaphary: I have a buka where I eat 3 time daily, 200 naira per meal, I eat 3 times a day, that's 600 naira daily. Multiplied by 30 days. That's 18000 naira monthly. Therefore, I spend my Allowee on food.
hahaha guy u no go kil person
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 12:04pm On Feb 12, 2013
mosh2035: Please wanna know if Foreign trained graduates are given Preference at NYSC orientation Camp?

yep foreign students are treated like ambassasdors. they sleep hotel rooms,wake by 9,go to bed around 6, re assinged soldiers and play all day. after camp dey re sent to chevron or any company of their choice

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by eletacharly(m): 3:36pm On Feb 09, 2013
Damolee:
The implication is that you should start learning how to speak Hausa...lol
hell no am neva goin 2 any northern state. who wants 2 b amongst malams,aboki...

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