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Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Madawaki01(m): 5:05pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Is it a must dat he shud correct it?since u knw d meaning..oya oga flow..com nak us mor tori so dat we cn flow wit u oo |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Nobody: 6:13pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Madawaki01: Is it a must dat he shud correct it?since u knw d meaning..oya oga flow..com nak us mor tori so dat we cn flow wit u ooare you serious? 1 Like |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by valboy20(m): 7:02pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
y ix flow bcumn slow wid updatex recently? |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by MrAnoTi(m): 7:43pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
flow1759: No oh.. I just like the rest pass you!! |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by 4kizo(m): 8:02pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
If nobody talk about you then you are nobody, flow u r indeed a celeb in nairaland, c'mon kip it running |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by vision2050: 8:28pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
i too know go kill some people. Flow don hear you people he will make amend. Some people want to kill the spirit of laugh in me with there so criticism correction... *na curse i go give such person* i |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by agentM(m): 8:42pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
lwkmd.so nah so oga flow for just die,just like that |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by agentM(m): 8:48pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
flow1759: I had always been a good "Tamoher". Tamoh was in born because i grew up in the ghetto. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by agentM(m): 8:50pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
flow1759: I had always been a good "Tamoher". Tamoh was in born because i grew up in the ghetto. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Mutaino7(m): 8:50pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
, flow1759, Oya update. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by agentM(m): 8:51pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
flow1759: I had always been a good "Tamoher". Tamoh was in born because i grew up in the ghetto. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by agentM(m): 8:51pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
flow1759: I had always been a good "Tamoher". Tamoh was in born because i grew up in the ghetto. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Warlord3000(m): 8:59pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Who the F**K is this agentM derailing the thread with spam quote? Abi U̶̲̥̅̊ miss road ni? 1 Like |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by alfablondy: 9:08pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
I guess he missed road or is he an agent of derailers |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Imprida(f): 9:37pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Finally gotten to the end of the thread |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Francuiz: 9:48pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Abeg o na who b dis agent M. If dem send u tel them say u no c dis thread |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Itsalphaa(m): 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Francuiz: Abeg o na who b dis agent M. If dem send u tel them say u no c dis threaddis mods wont do nything 2 dis agentm nw o.......mtschew |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by c0ast0l: 10:11pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Agent M.umu! see wetin u dey do to urself. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Josphine4good(f): 10:18pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Who is this Agent M(Madness)in this forum |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Madawaki01(m): 10:28pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
brokoto: are you serious?yer nau |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 10:50pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
No Mama Calabar that day. We ate at home, so we weren't hungry, or so i tot. No Ike Nwoke also. Were were full of strength, or so i tot. The work for that day was different. We were to clear the bushes that were grown around the partially erected building of the Filling Station to be. Madam Ifeoma ordered us to clear the bushy area because we would be casting the outside concrete soon. She agreed to pay us 2500naira each for the job, and she left to return later when we might had completed the job. So it was more of a collective task than an individual task. "but na cheating oh, some people sabi clear grass pass some people na" I tot. People like me were expert in clearing bushes, be it Field or Forest. Cutlass was a tool my right hand loved so much. I was an expert in the game. An expert because i grew up in a Barrack surrounded by bushes. Bush Clearing was what i started practising as young as age 10. As we continued clearing, i saw Brainbox was fumbling with his cutlass. Infact he was practically quarrelling with his cutlass. Like they say; "bad workman always quarrels with his tool". He was indeed a bad workman. As we were half way through, suddenly, i saw something moved in the bush just close to me. I tot it was a snake, so i withdrew. I continued cutting, and it moved again, bringing out its u'gly head. I instantly realized it was a snake. A huge green snake. "make una come see snake oh" i cried out. My fellow labourers came closer to see that the Snake had gone hiding. "e don run" i said. Before i finished saying that, it came out again. Igbakwambo and Ochagbuorie ran away very fast stumbling in the process . I too ran, but not too far from sight. Brainbox was nowhere to be found, he had disappeared. I could recall he had told me he hated Snakes. But Man still stood there. He stood there speaking what sounded like Hausa. Was Hausa Language the Language of Snakes? So i tot. I came closer to hear it wasn't Hausa, it was an incantation. An incantation to tame the Snake. "Man u get mind oh" i said. He paid me no attention but continued his incantation. He even added dancing to it. The incantation continued for about 10minutes. And all of a sudden, the Snake came out of the bush and crawled to Man's leg. From Man's leg it advanced to his d''ick area. Was it heading to eat up Man's third leg? Or was it adding to Man's Legs to make him have Four legs? "Man e go chop ur p'rick oh" I said. Man paid me no attention but continued with incantation. Or was Man a Native doctor when he was in Sokoto? The snake came out from the belt area of his trouser and headed for his chest. Before i knew it, the Snake had twined Man's stomach and Man held it by the head with his left hand. The sight made huge goose pimples grew all over my body. Was i dreaming? "make una come, e no go bite una" Man said walking towards me. "make i come wetin? i never wan die" I said as i gathered momentum to run. As i placed my foot "gear lever" on "gear 5" to take to my heels, something obstructed me and i fell to the ground. I tried picking myself up but couldn't. I managed to turn facing the skies. Man was getting close. He came even closer and said, "Flow e no go bite you, i don tell am say make e no bite you". "Man abeg, anything wey u want i go give you. Abeg no put that snake for my body, Abeg!! Abeg!!" I pleaded. All to no avail. "brahaanwawakamadamama!!" was the only word my mouth found to pronounce as Man placed the Snake on me. True to his words, the Snake didn't bite me. Albeit as it moved round my lower abdomen it sent a sweet sensation to my brain. Strange world indeed, you would say. How would a human being God created tame an animal with incantation? The kind of friends i had were gradually scaring poo out of my a''ss. Since they say; "show me your friends and i will tell you who you are". Man was my friend, so was i a Native Doctor? 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by vision2050: 11:18pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
you fear to dat extent? I need to see Man |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by salaudol(m): 11:43pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
E dey flow well and more after Odeku. Flowa baba. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by chingy74: 12:01am On Apr 14, 2013 |
flow wel done oo, u don mak mi laf tears comot 4rm my eyez |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 12:07am On Apr 14, 2013 |
F.K.O: thank you F.K.0, I don correct am. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 12:23am On Apr 14, 2013 |
salaudol: E dey flow well and more after Odeku. Flowa baba. i be Odeku master na |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by donifez(m): 12:54am On Apr 14, 2013 |
If na 4 grass barracks boys sabi dat 1,will like to learn dat incantation ooh |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by eletacharly(m): 1:31am On Apr 14, 2013 |
nice work flow. keep up d gud work. |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by kelmich(m): 2:52am On Apr 14, 2013 |
Finally, I've gotten to the end, since 8.00am, this your story got me glue to my phone. What an adventure you had |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by petokey: 4:33am On Apr 14, 2013 |
I comment my reserve. Btw you must like udeme so much hence ur username flow-{1759} thumbs up bro |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by hanelson(m): 5:25am On Apr 14, 2013 |
c0ast0l: Agent M.umu! see wetin u dey do to urself.guy calm down ok. Wetin u expect from someone that escaped from yaba? |
Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by flow1759: 6:10am On Apr 14, 2013 |
petokey: I comment my reserve. I am a die hard fan of 1759. Infact Guinness company suppose give me award. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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