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Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by Elise1: 3:16pm On Nov 15, 2012
Wiz-Prince:
Hi Peeps, Lets Test Our English Knowledge.

I Know Some of You Thinks English Is Simple But i Bet You'll Find It Difficult in This Aspect!

...Please Translate

"HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME"

To Simple and Correct English... Let The Fun Begin.

Who is older? you or i?
Romance / Re: The Best Gift To Give Your Lover On Her Birthday ??? by Elise1: 2:44am On Nov 15, 2012
greaterlove:
No, make it a private jet.

Private jet ke, you don't want her to start trying to fly. We all know one or two things about those who try to fly themselves.

I think a nice small GL mercedes will do atleast I go appreciate that one. Don't forget to make it a romamtic colour grin
Politics / Re: Story Behind Nigerian Girl Getting New Arms by Elise1: 2:32am On Nov 15, 2012
Her story is so moving. May God bless the good couple that assisted her.

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Politics / Re: Presidency Bans Ministers From Phone Calls During Meetings With GEJ by Elise1: 2:25am On Nov 15, 2012
Good move but this is an in house issue and should not be for the public view. Abi we dey attend the meeting too?.
Every serious persons should understand that a meeting of that level requires absolute silence and concentration.
Family / Re: Some Nigerian Men And Their Popular "I Will Marry U Syndrome" by Elise1: 2:11am On Nov 15, 2012
coogar:

there can only be two reasons

• your friends are still playing the field - even if they meet mother theresa right now, nothing would come out of it because they are simply not ready to walk the aisle with anyone yet.

• they are searching for the perfect woman - having slept with hundreds of them, they are lured into a false belief that there's a much better woman out there for them so they continue to search for her. the reason they promised marriage to the other ones is because that's the password to sleep with majority of naija babes! without the m-word, you are not touching their goldmine!



True talk, men like your friends I call them one chance.
Romance / Re: What Is The True Cause Of Unfaithfulness? by Elise1: 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2012
KINGwax: See, forget theories, there's no excuse for cheating. U cheat cos u wanna. Forget the human deficiency, or the blame-shifting syndrome common in humans. If u steal, it means u aint strong enough to overcome the temptation of doing it. If u don't, it's not dt it'll kill u!
There's more to life than sex, so forget d issue of my wife aint satisfying me or vise versa. There's an option of divorce which won't give u a tag..u don't have to do it wen in a relationship. For God's sake u knw him before u decided to say i do. And if it started after marriage, file for divorce.
I cheat a lot and i can't pin an excuse. It's shame if i do cos presently i knw my girlie aint dt perfect, why can't i jst drop her and look for another? And now dt i'm managing, she's staying. It'll be a fuckin shame if she cheats and hold a tag of me not meeting her needs as a factor! She can fuckin lay me off instead of fuckin around!
Like i said, cheating is jst in your blood even if u give a supposedly good excuse.
I cheat, i knw it's wrong, i wanna stop but i can't. I must admit dt i'm weak and stop thinkin i'm d man. So goes for u if u cheat. You're jes too fuckin weak to overcome d temptation. Get a life and stop your fuckin excuse!

What a joke, not as simple as that.
Fashion / Re: How Can A Woman Boost Her Self Confidence? by Elise1: 2:22pm On Nov 11, 2012
Be independent
Be satisfy with what you have
Never think you can not make it

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Business / Re: What's The Greatest Challenge You've Encountered As A Rising Entrepreneur? by Elise1: 2:18am On Nov 11, 2012
Access to funds is one of the biggest problem, our banks interest is not helping.

So call big companies and big men who you will think are reputable but will never pay until you chase them
like thieves.

Worst of all are friends who pretend that its doesn't matter when they don't pay and still want you to call them friends.
Foreign Affairs / Re: CIA Director Resigns Over Extramarital Affair by Elise1: 6:46pm On Nov 10, 2012
Hope Nigerian politician will someday act like this
Nairaland / General / Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Elise1: 6:02pm On Nov 10, 2012
Most times horney
Travel / Re: Nigerian Stowaway Dies In Arik’s Undercarriage by Elise1: 6:15pm On Oct 27, 2012
Hope someday that we will all understand that Nigeria is not as bad as we think.

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Politics / Re: Okada Accidents Killed 107 In Two Years – LASG by Elise1: 7:51am On Oct 27, 2012
Good move

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