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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Bares Her Belly Button In New Photo by Elisim(f): 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
Tinubu:
Waooo shocked

Regular exercise really pays... See how fit and delectable she looks embarassed kiss


All these pot-bellied Nairaland girls should please take note angry



Lolz bros, buh u still dey toast n like the pot bellies abi...lolz
Politics / Re: Photos: PDP Presidential Campaign Organization by Elisim(f): 8:49am On Jan 07, 2015
kingDavidda1st:
Our dear president still look clueless in the first picture. Bunch of retards concerned about government without the benefit of the common Nigerian.
Change of government is all we want.



I tell u ma bros, BUNCH OF RETARDS......CHANGE IS ALL WE WANT.

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Politics / Re: Why Father Mbaka Is Fighting Jonathan. by Elisim(f): 4:03pm On Jan 05, 2015
HMMMMM..... POLITICS .....POLITICS.....POLITICS!!!

9JA MA COUNTRY......

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY HOW FRANCE CONDUCTED THEIRS.......HOW I WISH....HMMMM......


9JA.....A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYTHING GOES......CITIZENS BEING KIDNAPPED EVERY SECOND WITHOUT ANY ALARM....LOTS N LOTS HAPPENING YET NO SHAKING.....EVERYTHING GOES......GOD SAVE UR PEOPLE.
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch C Redeployment Letter Online Printing by Elisim(f): 12:26pm On Nov 28, 2014
Hi peeps in the house, don't really know what's happening .....some printed their redeployment letters with approved status on it while mine is indicating application being processed, pls anyone in same shoes...advice me pls and I learnt some printed theirs as approved without paying the N4,000 as we paid, any info pls....
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch C Redeployment Letter Online Printing by Elisim(f): 1:36pm On Nov 26, 2014
Niyyah:


Uwc cool,definateli



Wow....Niyyah, u were posted back to Kano from Ekiti? dis is great.
NYSC / Re: Ekiti Loses A Corps Member by Elisim(f): 1:27pm On Nov 26, 2014
MabraO:
Ekiti lost a Batch B corps member yesterday to the hands of armed robbers who rubbed first bank yesterday at Ikere

It is not not first armed robbers are rubbing first bank
The other day they rubbed first bank ifaki late last month. Though no life were lost but it was unfortunate that a dearly batch B corpers was gone yerterday.

R.I.P to you Ekiti Kopa



Hmmm, OMG....ha RIP to her Christ how will the family feel...ehhh all in the name of to serve ma father's land.mtcheeww...hmmm

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NYSC / Re: #TeamEkiti C14: Those Posted To Ekiti State by Elisim(f): 8:56am On Nov 25, 2014
Niyyah:


I cald som1 in camp today n he said d said sms wd still b sent to us,*hopefulli sha cuz i v zero faith in ds nsyc stf*...moreso i dnt thnk we ll gt our letas in camp snc d woman said it ll b sent to us online. Avnt paid d 4k yet,still waitin for d sms.
Wd call u if i hear anitin*fingas crosd* wink



K, fnkz so much, I really appreciate.
NYSC / Re: #TeamEkiti C14: Those Posted To Ekiti State by Elisim(f): 3:33pm On Nov 24, 2014
Niyyah:

I also relocatd on marital/preg grounds,so pls Let ur mind b @rst,d promisd sms wd b snt to us,just mk sure u pay d 4k online cus we ll b askd to print d relocatn letter online


@Niyyah, pls how can we keep in touch cos virtually everyone I called is yet to receive an sms, a lady that filled forms with us and remained in camp while we left has collected her redeployment letter today as they passed out and she told me most of us our names (for those that left camp earlier) ain't there. As per the N4,000, are we to pay now or till we receive the sms? This is ma number 08069520612 fnkz.
NYSC / Re: #TeamEkiti C14: Those Posted To Ekiti State by Elisim(f): 10:32am On Nov 24, 2014
Hi Peeps in the House, I was posted to Ekiti recently (Batch C 4/11/2014), had to redeploy immediately cos of ma baby but till date the redeployment issue is smwhat hanging don't know why cos all of us that redeployed are yet to get our letters, even the sms they promised sending to us is not forthcoming and they are already passing out of camp today.....pls anyone with useful information on what is actually happening?
NYSC / Re: My 9months Pregnant Wife Posted To Sokoto.please Need Your Urgent Advise by Elisim(f): 1:50pm On Nov 21, 2014
jossyblack:
thanks guys,

we are just scared even with the flight, even arik air will take from 3rd to 4th.
Well think about it again, we may just wait for the next batchh, but if we decide to wait am hopeful there will be a batch for Match, and i have been trying to get thru to NYSC to know whats the process of pushing it to nect batch since she has a call up letter already.




Hi, how is madam hope her delivery was successful....how did u solve the posting issue?
NYSC / Re: How To Save Your FG Allowance Without Living Like A Pauper At Your PPA. by Elisim(f): 1:08pm On Nov 21, 2014
Hi peeps in the house, I've read all the posts and sincerely everyone is making points. It all boils down to DISCIPLINE... there are people who can accommodate hunger/thirst for sure and there those who cannot for a bit or even try it (1-1-1, 1-0-1, 0-1-1 etc), the elders say hunger do not kill but I tell u it can make u steal if care is not taking, it varies and depends on who you are cos it can even make you take food from your enemy.

The issue of SAVING is a very good idea, I know of people who saved and at the end cldn't make use of the money (died) after passing thru hell to get through it. There are those who saved and at the end it all (savings) went down to paying of hospital bills (not any one's portion)either for themselves or to save the life of a family member, it happens. Then there are those who it really helped out in one way or the other (BUT I AS PERSON WILL NEVER STARVE OR LOOK TATTERED IN THE NAME OF SAVING, I WILL ONLY SAVE WHAT I CAN...)

Sure, we are now in a century where we all thought, desired and wished to have handwork and then degree at the same time as its now presently the trend in town...."everybody show your handwork". There are those who could work and school at the same time (like me) while there are those who can't combine the two. We are all made different and created in variety of ways that is why the GRACE N UNMERRITED FAVOUR of GOD upon each and everyone of us is totally DIFFERENT. Some of us our glory comes in the morning, some at noon, and others evening (I personally prefer evening, so I can leave behind for my generation both born and yet unborn) some are blessed to make it through business (do not use this to judge any other person if you are successful in it), some are blessed to make it from earning salaries (people build houses from salaries they earn and live comfortable more than others, do not use this judge any other person if you are successful in it), others are blessed to make it through handwork (people buy cars and build houses from hair-plaiting, furniture making etc,do not use this to judge any other person if you are successful in it), therefore it boils down to we are all CREATED DIFFERENTLY.

Its just like pastoral work, some are called (and they are successful in it), while some just fix themselves or force themselves into it and you know the rest.......cos I believe you do see most of them; while others dive into various things to make sure they are successful.....WE ARE DIFFERENT. I as a person, do try my best not to envy (cos even the Bible said 'do not covet') cos a businessman will never and can never tell you his secrets....if he does, then its either you try and get involved or you look for a way to run for your dear life because it varies (we are in 9ja).

Saving from only and solely N19,800 is not an easy task, but if you can do it (kudos) to you. All the same its still a gud thing if one can bring him/herself to do it, for me even if its N3,000 monthly you can set aside and pretend its not there...fine...keep up with it as it can help you in a way or the other both before and after your service year. As I know there are those of us who will pay our tithes from the N19,800; transport, buy food stuff especially areas where food stuff are expensive it won't be easy, would want to flex once in a while cos one can't keep looking like his/her own is the worst.

Guess we should be grateful afterall we are still better than those who were paid N7,500, N9,500, or N11,800.

So my advice is .......if you can save....pls do it but not at the expense of starving yourself so you won't start running helter skelter buying drugs here n there (then wat's the use saving) and then try and get a skill no matter how it is (i really loved and wished I was a fashion designer) still on my mind and trying to figure out ways in which to get it thru... but one thing for sure is that my children must have a handwork even while in school (by His grace they will read and then learn the hand work). Cheers friends, may the Lord be with us.

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NYSC / Re: To All Batch C Where You Giving Any Daily Feeding Alawance (#500) In Camp by Elisim(f): 3:28pm On Nov 19, 2014
luxempati:


On wt grounds did u redeploy? Y


am married and nursing at the same time.
NYSC / Re: To All Batch C Where You Giving Any Daily Feeding Alawance (#500) In Camp by Elisim(f): 3:27pm On Nov 19, 2014
rildwanullahi:
are u a married, nursing, pregnant lady


yes am married and nursing at the same time.
NYSC / Re: FG Approves N39,000 NYSC Federal Allowance by Elisim(f): 11:28am On Nov 19, 2014
Peeps in the house; gooday, pls is there anyone dat is waiting for redeployment letter just like me? Cos before I left camp a week after reporting and filling all necessary documents for redeployment, we were told that sms will be sent to our various phones which indicates our been able to print the redeployment letters after paying the compulsory N4,000 online. Please I need more information on this.....thanks.
NYSC / Re: To All Batch C Where You Giving Any Daily Feeding Alawance (#500) In Camp by Elisim(f): 11:16am On Nov 19, 2014
micxwell:
Shishi like this them no give us o........ The N19800 will be paid by friday... Let's wait and see!


I redeployed after filling the necessary forms and left camp a week after reporting, but nothing was given beside the usual N19,800.00 wat's the real info pls peeps.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Online Revalidation N R by Elisim(f): 11:03am On Nov 19, 2014
ijeurulove:
I want candid advice on what to do. The registration for nysc batch c that just ended, does it mean that those that want to go by march next year n didnt register would be affected. because i learned the online thing is for registration and revalidation. And i intend going by march next year. what do i do?


U wait till next year January, I believe that is when you will start your registration and pay the compulsory N4,000 so that u can be able to print your call up from online (authentic).
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch B Corp Member, Sleeping During SAED Lecture!!! by Elisim(f): 11:01am On Nov 19, 2014
donaro4u:
Lwkmd............this SAED lecture don tire me walahi, abeg pay me my allawee make I go jor!!!!!





Hahahahhaah, no be small thing, e no easyoooooo d bros don tire n had to answer nature's call
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 1:31pm On Oct 28, 2014
Hi peeps in d house......can't wait any longer ooooo dis one that our names did not come out in mobilization list, I wonder what will happen. Are we going to wait for the next batch a, 2015?
Politics / Re: Photos Of President Jonathan Praying At Mount Carmel on Sunday by Elisim(f): 2:57pm On Oct 27, 2014
Chimax15:
may God answer their prayers

and bless our country Nigeria






C their tummies like pregnant women....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2014
Good-day peeps, fnkz for ya luv last time..... got registered in school cafe and d first digit of the jamb reg. was changed along with ma classmates but was amazed to find out that ma name wasn't on the mobilization list (and this is the second time, cos I missed batch b), ma class mates name came out while the rest of us were told to exercise patience till next week (and next week is call up letter). Am so afraid of missing out dis time again....clnd't sleep since yesterday that I discovered ma name wasn't on the list.....well.....guess God has a better plan for me...Hmm!!! Don't know if any one is facing such please....

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 8:17am On Oct 24, 2014
osemu8:
It is better n easy to influence ur posting now than to work for redeployment,the latter is very difficult for singles



how do u do dat?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 1:04pm On Oct 23, 2014
Hello honeys in the house, just got to school now and ma name wasn't on the mobilization list, I became downcasted; but was told that next week anoda list is coming out ( and next week is call up letters) but don't know cos dis same tin happened in batch b and am yet to go......don't know if any one experienced dis plz.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 1:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
Thanks so much sweet hearts for ur concern, am so touched. I still can't register till now; went to the cafe yesterday as u guyz adviced, but during validation, my jamb number turned out to be invalid, they cldn't find it, for some of ma mates, it went through while some of us it refused that our numbers are invalid, we were advised to go to the NYSC secretariat which we did but I was some how reluctant cos i felt the prob such be solved from school first. At the secretariate we were asked to fill out our details which we did and were promised later date to come check. Am so getting tired and confused of the whole thing, pls help me out. Fnkz
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Elisim(f): 9:53am On Sep 10, 2014
Good day gracious peeps in the house, I graduated from poly and presently am unable to carry out the nysc online registration, it refused to validate with the jamb number i have. Don't know if anyone has experience dis problem and please what is the way forward? I paid for jamb before graduation (cos i didn't get into school through jamb), and even when I went to school to complain, they said the jamb number is correct but my mates all complained same tin. please help me out. Thanks.

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