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PoliticsRe: "Dean Koontz - The Eyes Of Darkness" Fortold The Corona Virus Epidermic by EliteDude(m): 4:09pm On Feb 18, 2020
Dont get me wrong please. I find this really difficult to believe. Its liie my mind is been toyed with. I will need to check that book out.
Technology MarketRe: . by EliteDude(m): 3:35pm On Feb 18, 2020
Where in lagos?
Technology MarketRe: . by EliteDude(m): 3:34pm On Feb 18, 2020
Location and your last price....
InvestmentRe: Come In Here, See The Easiest Way To Make Money Online With Your Mobile Phone by EliteDude(m): 2:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
He didnt say drop your numbers....many are not cyber security conscious here. He said "message me on .... "
InvestmentRe: Where To Get Direct First Grade Clothes From Importers In Lagos by EliteDude(m): 2:22pm On Feb 16, 2020
Your opening sentence says you need advice. Then you went on to say you need someone to accompany you!
In my opinion, you know nothing about this business, but it is good you know what you want to do. I therefore suggest you go to yaba and look for an established expert, learn the trade. I repeat, learn the trade first. Money is not the only factor, you need the secrets of the trade. Cheers
InvestmentRe: Earn 1500 Or More Daily by EliteDude(m): 2:05pm On Feb 16, 2020
How can i contact you?
HealthRe: Young Flexible Nigerian Girl Stretches Her Body Anyhow (Photos) by EliteDude(m): 5:09pm On Oct 16, 2019
Dagger111:
I am very sure with this flexibility, this little girl has lose her hymen.
See the positive now bro...


jerrybakermillz:
Hmmm....do you know most girls lose their virginity doing this.... Most gymnastics act lost theirs in the process
Lols...you see a future for her in gymnastics at least....


Nairaobserver:
This Nigerian girl is just talented forget the training. The way she stretch her body is amazing, this girl will send a message to the world very soon.

See More Photos Below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/10/how-this-young-nigerian-girl-stretch.html
I concur
PoliticsRe: An Obituary Printed In The London Times by EliteDude(m): 8:59am On Oct 16, 2019
Hmmm


bblayer:
I saw this online and decided to share here.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair; and
Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Reference: https://portal.clubrunner.ca/5453/stories/an-obituary-printed-in-the-london-times
RIP
He'd live forever my heart.
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 8:42am On Oct 13, 2019
Russianspy:
And your degree shall set u free. Faith up.

Don't forget learn a skill too.

Save dis page this time next year to give ur testimony. Been there before.
Lols. I'd do that...
Thanks a lot bro.
Blessings... I'd share my tales soon
RomanceRe: Indomie generation can't relate! by EliteDude(m): 8:39am On Oct 13, 2019
aylahome:
Back in the day
Lols.. Take it back..in Mode 9's voice
RomanceRe: Indomie generation can't relate! by EliteDude(m): 8:37am On Oct 13, 2019
Apeshy101:
Bic + tiger battery

My papa hear am sha
Bro....am outta here, some of this toys where these common back then.

Childhood was lit.
RomanceRe: Indomie generation can't relate! by EliteDude(m): 8:36am On Oct 13, 2019
Apeshy101:
Our hand made helicopter!
Wow....that was when it was still cassava o...but if you mention cassava today.....lols
RomanceRe: Indomie generation can't relate! by EliteDude(m): 8:34am On Oct 13, 2019
Apeshy101:
Na we get the parole
No be lie.

We made our toys and played with them.....good old days
RomanceRe: Indomie generation can't relate! by EliteDude(m): 8:33am On Oct 13, 2019
Apeshy101:
The area's big boy!
Like seriously.... This stuff that has touch light that year....I rocked this FM radio
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:45am On Oct 13, 2019
daddytime:
Can't wait to meet you and see you sprint past us...

That's my prayer for every up and coming.
One love. Thanks for coming through. I'd never these words
CelebritiesRe: MI: I Won’t Reply Vector Anymore, I'm Busy by EliteDude(m): 7:43am On Oct 13, 2019
selfmadeOLX:
Lanre should try again!

Ya'll don't get it. It's a win win for M.I
Whether Vector signs an artiste now, continues to diss M.I and whatnot, it all makes M.I right, if he does not, it all still validate what M has said.

Ya'll saying M took a week plus to respond lol rather, he took his time to perfect his response. Put all Vector's disses together, still does not reach The Viper grin

M.I is just catching cruise. From schooling VEC, to trending, to #NoSnake Tour/tshirts lol and all VEC could do is come up with explanations as a response?? mehn.

#NoSnakes grin Let's Pray
Nothing but love for the mature minds in here
#matureminds
CelebritiesRe: MI: I Won’t Reply Vector Anymore, I'm Busy by EliteDude(m): 7:37am On Oct 13, 2019
selfmadeOLX:
Lanre should try again!

Ya'll don't get it. It's a win win for M.I
Whether Vector signs an artiste now, continues to diss M.I and whatnot, it all makes M.I right, if he does not, it all still validate what M has said.

Ya'll saying M took a week plus to respond lol rather, he took his time to perfect his response. Put all Vector's disses together, still does not reach The Viper grin

M.I is just catching cruise. From schooling VEC, to trending, to #NoSnake Tour/tshirts lol and all VEC could do is come up with explanations as a response?? mehn.

#NoSnakes grin Let's Pray
So you dey this junction toooooo
CelebritiesRe: MI: I Won’t Reply Vector Anymore, I'm Busy by EliteDude(m): 7:36am On Oct 13, 2019
NoSidonLook:
Matured from MI cool

It's obvious Vector wants to use this beef to enter the music scene limelight

MI has said what needs to be said...no point going back and forth with someone who is like a son to him in the game

MI remains king in the rap industry in Nigeria

You may quote me if you have something reasonable to say...Snakes can fvck off

#NoSnakes


angry
Mature minds. I dey trip anytime I see mature comments like this.

Baba...you from which planet abeg?
MatureMinds
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2019
daddytime:
You are a good guy who would surely go far in life with this zeal and determination you've got.

Do not give up, keep believing and learning.
I'm inspired sire. Thanks you.
I guess I'd see you at the top sir
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:22am On Oct 13, 2019
daddytime:
Hmmm

If you'd just apply a bit of this same faith to make your way down any piece of land in your area and start preparing the land for a farm, you won't be bothered with the fear of the unknown as you are presently being faced with.

Make the best of your location my people...na where person from dey make money be him Lagos.
You have a point bro. I trully appreciate.
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:20am On Oct 13, 2019
Asquare84:
I was once in your shoe, landed in Abuja after NYSC no house,no money, no job. My only faith was in my HND result. I did menial job in building site, slept in motor park, lost my properties, felt sick Caused by mosquitoes while sleeping in the open. But I am always happy and never allowed depression to set in. At times I will attend event centre and wedding in other to eat free food but today the story have changed. So my brother my advice to you is to believe in yourself and God, don't look up to human beings they will never help you rather use and dump you
Wow!!!
I am currently rocking that boat right now bro...no money, no job, no house...just my Degree.
Thanks for the inspiration sire
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:18am On Oct 13, 2019
carzola:
Hope u carried cartoon to sleep under bridge
That's how must of us started.

All the best....

Who does that? ?
Leave ur house to lagos with no plan

Very anyhow pipu. .
Carry doers.

Ritualistic are here to welcome u at the park.
You started like that ?....
I have plans of connecting with friends here...while a job pops up...one has to faith up atimes bro
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:16am On Oct 13, 2019
Shibaraba:
Turn back and go back home until you secure an accommodation. Accommodation is key here. Make dem no go rope you. Everybody for Lagos dey vex seriously.

Anyone wey advise make you come tell am make he or she accommodate you for a few weeks. If them gree make I lay egg
Thanks for your candidness ... Blessings bro
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:15am On Oct 13, 2019
onlinetomola:
You can survive but you need to be extra ordinary careful. Think twice before you make that move also. To survive in Lagos no be beans o. No Stealing , No Pilfering, No Larceny and Mind your Business in case you are finally here so your case won’t be; bring tyre, bring petrol and oya set ablaze at the end of it.

Good Luck!
Hmmmm.... I come in leggit.

"I just dey my lane like the BRT ..." In M.I's voice
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:13am On Oct 13, 2019
Babaalata:
Please find a friend to put up with for sometime.
I could make do of a friend here. Any suggestion
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:12am On Oct 13, 2019
viyon02:
your faith will heal you
Amen to that bro.
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:11am On Oct 13, 2019
Russianspy:
F*** Lagos. Wetin dey there than holdup, heat, high cost of rent,transportation, too much entitled agberos
Lols. I feel your pain bro.
I just want to look on the good side of things. Thanks for stopping by.
CareerRe: Deleted by EliteDude(op): 7:10am On Oct 13, 2019
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate, would give that a thought. Would be coming this week.

Cynergy:
Bro to be sincere with you this is not a good idea because the place you headed "Lagos" is a state that have it all... The good, the bad and the ugly of every situation is here waiting for you in lasgidi. You have to brace up for the unexpected and watch your back 24/7. Also, avoid redspot or crime ridden areas should incase SARS men are out for their routine raiding. Be smart, talk sharp and be streetwise coz here in this town everybody is on Red-eye alert mode. Lastly, since you said you are a Christian pray to God for Mercy and Favour before you embark on the trip down here, but if you are already on the trip to Lasgidi, ask for the branch of the church you worship with in Lagos and locate their pastor and open up to him, he can help you with accommodation. Church is the only place you can be accommodated without much hassle.
CareerDeleted by EliteDude(op):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me!! I Need Job Referral (IT Student) by EliteDude(m): 5:36pm On Oct 11, 2019
Try D&G the makers of Ariel. They are seeking interns...fill out the form Online. GL

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