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RomanceRe: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by EliteDude(m): 12:52pm On Mar 08, 2020
ProfDview1:
LilMissFavvy mjbolt placeofallure chinchonglee
sexylassie2 ineedtoheal hopeforcharles

Why wud she beg me to end it with her, can't she End it herself...

She has her own mind, I av never forced her to love me... Never and I wud never do that

GraGra247 sisisioge elitedude pocohantas crackkhaus @healthserve I am not a bad person as she painted me.
Wow wow wow!!
Chimamanda Adiche was right after all, A Story always has two sides.

See, its not a crime that you both have a challenge in your relationship. You both have issues!
And every problem get solution, sometimes some issues would go unreconciled, that in itself would a solution, since it would mean both of you going your seperate ways.

A Lady approaching 30 or in her 30s most times is under pressure to get married, its both biological and societal! So if you dont have the intention, baba, free her!!!
BusinessRe: Top 5 Manufacturing Business Ideas To Start Your Own Business by EliteDude(m): 12:08am On Mar 08, 2020
Bless you bro. How about biscuits?
SportsRe: Thierry Henry VS Didier Drogba War On Twitter by EliteDude(m): 12:12pm On Mar 07, 2020
Lucid1:
Losers debating the achievements of two great players. What a life
Irony of life!
EducationRe: Truths Only Few Can Handle... You Were Warned by EliteDude(m): 9:46am On Mar 07, 2020
I agree with you on the idea of SCHOOL. Peripherials.
EducationRe: Truths Only Few Can Handle... You Were Warned by EliteDude(m): 9:44am On Mar 07, 2020
Davoneskay:
You are very right on religion. Most of your assertions are true.

A question: Is the Prime Creator masculine or feminine?

Is re-incarnation real? If true, how do we escape it?
We could argue till eternity about this.

To be honest, this is a superficial question!
Take water for example, it is colourless, ordourless and even has no form,
But to appreciate or understand it more, you need to take a look into its Properties,
that is when you will understand its composition, the way it relates with other substances.

What if God doesnt have a form? Neither male nor female, will it change the fact he exist? That is if you believe! Stop limiting you bro.
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 8:37am On Mar 07, 2020
Jonathan39:
You are the only one that spoke my mind throughout the whole comments I have been reading, now that she is a damaged goods, that's when she will want to avail herself to one innocent guy. God air pus ooh shocked
Na then she go they think clearly. Amen o!!
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 8:35am On Mar 07, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
This your question hard small, but I want to believe that with time and patience, the partner will know if their bae/boo is a virgin or not.

Truth is: It's just a gamble, really. Even a union of virgins only doesn't guarantee happiness and fulfillment in marriage.
I know it doesnt guarantee hapiness. I know quite alright. Just that marrying tear rubber will make me adore her.
PoliticsRe: Using A Compass And Ruler ... See Our Map by EliteDude(m): 4:17pm On Mar 06, 2020
gidgiddy:
And which common language binds the SS?
The Oyel (pronounced Oil) binds them
CrimeRe: go and work by EliteDude(m): 4:09pm On Mar 06, 2020
I really dont know what to believe these days...
No recent picture, use a better picture Mr OP
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 3:52pm On Mar 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Stop praying for tear rubber if you're not one yourself. cheesy Let Virgins marry virgins, and non-virgins marry non-virgins
Yes o, Imagine after keeping yourself, come go marry UK Used.... that na big time falling hands.

anyway of knowing a tear rubber? Does it show in their face?
RomanceRe: Olori Diana And Her Drug Addict Boyfriend (Photos) by EliteDude(m): 3:49pm On Mar 06, 2020
In the voice of tubaba....you nova see anything, you nova know wetin wan do you

Well, las las, one dude go marry used product. Damn
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 3:29pm On Mar 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
As though the man in question has not been turning other women to fairly used. Mtchewww.
I am still saying theasme thing, tear rubber scarec, because the babes are cheap o....
Hmmm, Lord. I pray for tear rubber o
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 12:27pm On Mar 06, 2020
pocohantas:
Your problem is not spiritual, your problem is lack of sense. You think you can fix a grown man?

If he has problems as a man, he should go meet his parents! I DON’T FIX MEN!

Have you ever seen a SANE man praying for a cheating, unsubmissive woman? Have you ever wondered why most crusades are targeted at women? Because women are obsessed with fixing DEFAULT MEN. You want to be the woman that made a BAD BOY good! Lmao!

They call you fish brain when it suits them, then virtuous women when they wanna activate the stockholm in you.

There are good men out there, you left them and be giving toto to one ediot. Godforbid!

If he doesn’t have money and sense, you can never find me chatting with him sef. Every man wants a woman to give him peace, respect and love. I would only do that for the best I can find. Ain’t fixing any modafucker.

Dump that bagger! grin
God bless you. Its ladies like the OP that makes this thing so cheap, and one thing i dread more than any other thing is marrying a fairly usedddddddddd product. Damn....
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 12:24pm On Mar 06, 2020
Ineedtoheal:
You are wrong, I feel great.
Yea, I am just saying how i feel about your ordeal
If you dont end up with him, the next brother would marry a fairly used product, and still be proud of you.

Irony of life, wish ladies would guide that thing more.
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 12:07pm On Mar 06, 2020
Ineedtoheal:
Ina akogheli nno
Whatever that means!

I feel pain truely.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Walk In Interview- Sales Executive. All Locations In Lagos, by EliteDude(m): 11:58am On Mar 06, 2020
What product do you market please?
FamilyRe: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by EliteDude(m): 11:53am On Mar 06, 2020
This kind news dey pain me...
At the end after enjoying the better part of tnis lady, some dude some where bo marry fairly usdd product.

Damn!!! Tear Leather scarce oooooooo
FamilyRe: How Can I Figure Out What Makes Me Happy? by EliteDude(m):
Anytime I am well relaxed! Damn, its like a stream overflowing. I feel very happy.

So anytime i feel pain, anger or hurt, I plug in my ear phones, after listening to about 3 to 4 tracks,
That feeling gives me butterflies!!!

Relaxed mood = Happy mood
EducationRe: Help!!!! Am Losing It :'( by EliteDude(m): 12:09am On Mar 06, 2020
You bear Makaveli, and you scared?

See this life? Person they fear to fail jamb, me dey hear they survey jobs!

Brother, there are worst things to fear o,
Poverty, joblessness, idleness, unemployment, underemployment.

Just give it your best shot! Cheers
EducationRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by EliteDude(m): 11:34pm On Mar 05, 2020
I smell someone shooting shots!!!

OP, you so smart, i give it to you.
I dedicate my debut goal to you!!!
RomanceRe: . by EliteDude(m): 11:06pm On Mar 05, 2020
Imagine shooting shots at a keeper on the bench? Damn!

Shoot shot, shoot shot,

Never knew it was the wrong goalie.
Right now, no money for new signing, so we free agents.
Car TalkRe: Stolen Vehicle! Stolen Vehicle!! Stolen Vehicle!!! by EliteDude(m): 10:59pm On Mar 05, 2020
Wow..UDONMINIT


Please help him o.
Op you for install tracker now!!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Stinks by EliteDude(m): 3:23pm On Mar 05, 2020
Mr Bleeper Hotel renter!!!

Hmmm, as yhis economy they hot like this,
People they get time and resource take rent hotel for
Bleep what selfhuh?

Guys see why those of you still single will end up with fairly used product!!!
RomanceRe: I Did It by EliteDude(m): 8:29am On Mar 05, 2020
openmine:
..Let me break this down.

Yes, you’re a graduate and for many years you’ve been job seeking without success. Many people you know are employed in good organizations and earning good salaries, even your younger ones are gainfully employed and doing great stuff for themselves, but you are still there –

many years post-graduation, no employment, no good offers and you can’t even seem to hold down any job for more than a month or two. Hence, you assume it’s not natural.

But can you remember back in the days while you were in school how you hated to study and preferred to play, and party and club, and trip and sleep? And you hardly attended lectures, hardly paid attention in class, asked friends to write your tests for you and paid people to write exams for you?

You perhaps also paid lecturers and sorted exam officers to give you grades you didn’t earn? Perhaps that was your style and approach to graduating with a 2.1 or even a distinction. Now you have a certificate misrepresenting your true knowledge and capacities. Your certificate is not a true reflection of what you can handle hence you can’t pass any employment interview, you can’t retain any employment and you can’t perform well at good employment because the truth is, your capacity is perhaps still that of a secondary school leaver, you never really schooled on campus, you only cruised for four or five years learning and developing nothing intellectually
...
I stopped reading when i got there. There are lots who got theirs with sweat and toil, and here you are ... as if every unemployed graduated cheated in school. Common.
CrimeRe: Graphic Video : Boy Gruesomely Murdered by EliteDude(m): 8:17am On Mar 05, 2020
Wow...
Which way now
EducationRe: I Need A Serious And Instant Advice, Please by EliteDude(m): 12:07am On Mar 05, 2020
Go for it fam, MLS is a very practical course, with oppurtunities!
And make sure you also learn a skill while studying
Jobs/VacanciesRe: An Experienced Keke Driver Needed by EliteDude(m):
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Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by EliteDude(m): 11:16pm On Mar 04, 2020
yinkaadesegha:
You are above the enemies but they are not stopping unless you stop them by violent prayers, midnight war against them and constant fasting. Pray that God should empower you the more. Is good dream when the enemies chased you and never caught you. It shows a real victory but you still need to pray. You will get a job if you can pray very well, make a convenant with God and he will surprise you. Good night
Thank you sir. Please give me insights, cant really relate with examples in the bible. God bless you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Trainee CCTV Operators Required In Lagos by EliteDude(m): 12:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
Still open?
TravelRe: Abuja Vs Lagos: Which Is More Advisable For Relocation? by EliteDude(m): 12:07pm On Mar 04, 2020
Gidi, stories abound of zeros to heroes in Gidi...

Money no be problem,
I'd suggest, rent two apartments, one in Abj and the other in Gidi.

After one year, make a permanent choice, or rotate the options

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