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Nairaland General › Re: Young Man Drown In Swimming Pool A Week After Graduating From BSU (photos) by EliteDude(m): 2:22pm On Nov 10, 2021

wow... so sad

Travel › Re: 13 Wedding Guests Die In Accident In Rivers State (Disturbing Photos) by EliteDude(m): 11:43pm On Sep 28, 2021

this is hilarious

chatinent:
Many things that can kill you in Nigeria:

1. Bandits
2. Military
3. Police
4. Big men
5. Rat
6. Mosquito
7. Electric pole
8. Suya
9. Education System
10. Being a Student of UniHome
11. Accident
12. Trekking
13. Village people.
14. Neighbours.
15. Friends.
16. Can you do me a favour gender.
17. Ndi I will get back to you.
18. Okrika cloth.
19. Designers.
20. Nothing. (Nothing can kill you too).
21. Being wealthy.
22. Being poor.
23: Ndi I decree and declare.
24: Traveling.
25. Lying.
26: Being truthful.
27. Trying to die before they kill you.
28. Freelancing indoor.
29. EFCC.
30. “Can you be my girlfriend?”
31: Attending Weddings.

What else?

I can't can anymore.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get A Job At Tiproyal by EliteDude(m): 9:27am On Mar 10, 2021

hello, good morning

I did invest yesterday,
will be cashing out this morning

Business › Re: How I Mistakenly Made #880,000 by EliteDude(m): 6:40am On Jul 12, 2020

Bro, what's the duration now?

Phones › Re: Check These Two Samsung Tablet Out.!!! Up For Sale by EliteDude(m): 2:45pm On Jun 30, 2020

Aysteel01:
Samsung Galaxy Tablet 10.1 Note and
Samsung Galaxy Tablet 12.2 Note Pro for Sale.

2GBRam and 16GB inbuilt memory
3GBRam and 32GB inbuilt memory respectively.

10.1 Note for 35k. No cracks, Very Clean.
12.2 Note Pro for 35k cracked screen but work perfectly ok.

08074522337. WhatsApp/Calls.
Ibadan.

Can I get screen for 10.1 note ?

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Samsung GALAXY Note 10.1 GT-N8000 Screen For Sale by EliteDude(m): 2:39pm On Jun 30, 2020

Hello....

Can I still get this screen?

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God In The Begining by EliteDude(m): 12:50pm On Jun 28, 2020

I'd liken this to asking where is "the tree in a seed?"...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Registration 2020: Share Your Experience by EliteDude(m): 12:34pm On Jun 28, 2020

nauttyn:
please I am using my national identity card as my I'd card.
the problem now is which Id number should I input?
the tracking ID or the NIN?

NIN

Technology Market › Re: Laptop Screen Replacement At Reduced Price by EliteDude(m): 9:37pm On Jun 12, 2020

horllamy:
15k

Thanks a lot sir.
I did promise to share my testimony of the great job you did today.
I contacted him yesterday, and I got my system fixed today.

I must confess that I was skeptical at first, but your work ethics and level of professionalism won me over.

Here's before and after pics of the laptop

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Travel › Re: Lockdown: Inter-state Travelling. Share Your Experience. by EliteDude(m): 6:21pm On Jun 12, 2020

Please has anyone travelled from Lagos to Warri? If yes, how did you go about it and much did it cost?

Technology Market › Re: Laptop Screen Replacement At Reduced Price by EliteDude(m): 5:17pm On Jun 11, 2020

How much is HP probook 4520s screen please?

Investment › Re: Life Is A Risk. Take It With Ethereum by EliteDude(m): 5:30pm On Jun 02, 2020

How?

Investment › Re: The Million Money Team by EliteDude(m): 8:56am On May 05, 2020

Hmmmmm......
Million Money. MMM 2020

Nairaland General › Re: Just In:lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-olu Update Lagosians On New Lockdow by EliteDude(m): 12:35am On May 04, 2020

obi4eze:

It's premature to ease the lockdown. At the end of the day the common man will be affected more because the rich will remain in their comfort zones.

If you can please stay at home. This whole thing is about to get messier. The curve will most likely steepen the more. The projection for Lagos is 13k cases with precautionary measures and 39k cases without the measures.

What we need now is God's mercy with our observance of precautions.

Limited options. Hunger, ignorance, illiteracy and poverty are diseases on their own. We are in a crisis within a crisis

Celebrities › Re: Trending Bridal Shower Picture That Will Shock You (pictures) by EliteDude(m): 10:16am On Mar 24, 2020

DaddyELEPHANT:
As a man the worst decision you can make is marry a lady above 28 years old.

It only makes sense if you have been dating her since she was 25years old.

Why?
Can you explain?

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: please let discuss weird measures to cure and prevent spreading so. by EliteDude(m): 7:42pm On Mar 21, 2020

cRobo:
Don't have sex this period

.

Hmmm,
Social distancing, very important.

Education › Re: A Big Mistake In My JAMB Exam by EliteDude(m): 8:21pm On Mar 16, 2020

Hmmm, ya'all saying next time, next time... Na wetin now!!!!

How many times ya'all want her to write jamb?

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Romance › Re: Someone Needs Your Help Or Advice by EliteDude(m): 9:51pm On Mar 15, 2020

Wow....your moniker though.

Education › Re: The Principal Of Bethlehem Secondary School Dies Trying To Rescue Her Students by EliteDude(m): 9:40pm On Mar 15, 2020

LoveFayfay:
Jesus Christ!!! For the love of God, why!!! why!!! Rest in the blessed bossom of the Lord

Hey, she died serving. Same question I was asking too.

Everyday is Thanksgiving if you still breathing ...

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Romance › Re: I Got The Shock Of My Life Today. by EliteDude(m): 9:24pm On Mar 15, 2020

LoveFayfay:
Why the space.... OK, you wan spread mat sleep abi

Lols. ..lemme shift

Romance › Re: Suicide by EliteDude(m): 9:12pm On Mar 15, 2020

This thread though ...

Sports › Re: 5 Goals & 6 Assists! Ronaldinho Plays Football In Prison & Wins 16kg Pig by EliteDude(m): 8:09pm On Mar 15, 2020

Hmmmm...different headline, different story .... CANAL I hail una o....commenters association of naira land

Romance › Re: Is There A Kind Of Cold War Going On Between The Guys And The Ladies by EliteDude(m): 4:15pm On Mar 15, 2020

Phenomenal16:
Welcome to d home of salvage reply
Junior brother to Twitter

Lols, are you on twitter?

Education › Re: Engineering Hydrology. Please Assist In Solving It Thanks by EliteDude(m): 4:04pm On Mar 15, 2020

Fluid mechanics and hydraulics by Rajput would help.

Politics › Re: Wife Of Yusuf Bawa Is Dead, Osinbajo’s Escort Loses Wife After Escaping Crash by EliteDude(m): 3:02pm On Mar 15, 2020

Janetudeh:
This news headline is so misleading!

Sent you a mail, want to ask you something

Romance › Re: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by EliteDude(m): 2:44pm On Mar 15, 2020

Sixfeetbelle:
Why the disclaimer though? I'm sure I don't mind a shot shooting

Your question: How am I mature? I like to think I'm pretty inexperienced but thank you, anyway. And you're wrong, I'm a newbie here. January 2020 is my nairaland birthday.

Lols, that cracked me up. I don't like been misunderstood, that's why.

Yea, I know your moniker is new, but I suspect its a decoy sorter moniker. I might be wrong again cool

Haha, January 2020, that makes you my NL baby sis.

Cheers! What's popping at your end?

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Health › Re: What Happened To Your New Year's Resolution? by EliteDude(m): 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2020

edwonderz:
1. Thank you for sharing, EliteDude
How do you manage to read two books in a week? This is one of the habits I really need to pick up. I am inspired by your post and I should start reading more asap.

2. One of the bad habits I stopped this year is going to the bathroom with my phone.

3. I salute your effort on cutting off soft drinks, it takes a lot of discipline to achieve that. Luckily, I don't have a sweet tooth and my gustatory system repels excessive sugar.

4. My saving has been terrible, preping for emergency or pandemic wasn't in my plans at all.

5. I have been taking proactive measure when it comes to my health. No room for ordinary headache. I made a decision to live by this mantra; Pay now or pay the doctors a lot more later.

1. Thanks for the compliment. Naturally I love to read, so you might want to develop the habit of reading first, book worms can easily influence you.
I was influenced early in life.

2. Lols...that bolded part cracked me up,
Congratularions. Give your self a treat for
Little accomplishments. It helps reinforcement.

3. Good for you. Actually took a lot.
4. Its a habit you'll need, but build it on the strength of other habits.

5. Yea، pay now or pay later.

Well its nice of you of sharing too. Seems like am not a lone on the journey of self development.

My further thoughts on reading.
Start by reading for 30 minutes each day.
Could be any topic or field that interest you. You must be deliberate and intentional.

Cheers.

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Health › Re: What Happened To Your New Year's Resolution? by EliteDude(m): 2:28pm On Mar 15, 2020

True that

Romance › Re: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by EliteDude(m): 7:14pm On Mar 14, 2020

Sixfeetbelle:
Yes, Sir.
I've heard you, Sir.
Thank you, Sir.

But wait oooo, now that you have my attention,
A little background che k tells me
That you are too mature to take for a newbie on NL.

You mature die, tell me something i dont know.

Disclaimer: This aint a shot firing section

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