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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guru Consult (real Or Fake) by Elizza(f): 11:17pm On May 11, 2009
Guru ke? huh

na fake oooo.

Even Genie real pass am cool
HealthRe: Info On Effective Rat Killer by Elizza(f): 10:58pm On May 11, 2009
naija rats are smart nd they have 7 lives.
there was a time a rat escaped with a nice otapiapia spiced piece of meat from a trap.

as for trap--- u never see a rat wey run away with ur  trap. one month later u see ur trap beside ur door and a rat with a curved leg running around. shocked.They could even remove the bait & run 440undecided

as for cats--- u never watch tom and jerry? tongue

funny enough i love rats with their natural permed hair, but OAU rats pisses me off. all they do is to eat ur designer wears and shoes angry.

if u're tired of rats, follow kshow1's instructions.
Christianity EtcRe: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by Elizza(f): 12:06am On May 10, 2009
@ banom
I pray God would 4give you for judging spiritual things with physical evidences. I wonder if you  are Xtians anyway cos if you do, you would know what the bible says about judging and what happens to those who condemn God's pple. You should make the word of God ur basis of life coz by that, you would know those who are God's & those that are not, other than condemning pple around. I'm not a redeemer, but  Pst Adeboye is a man of God.

Hmmmmmmmm! wonders shall never end. The end of the world is near we shall continue to see things that baffles us. The scripture is 100% true
CultureRe: Have You Ever Lied About Your Age? by Elizza(f): 11:29pm On May 09, 2009
Ney, i haven't!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Always Scared Of Cute Guys? by Elizza(f): 9:54pm On May 05, 2009
@shawn123, re u talking out of xperience or just covering up for ur ugly g/f lipsrsealed? U never see a gal wey be B/B before huh? search for these ones b/4 u stat using the few ones you see as trophies or wharever. I beg no vex but na true yan.
RomanceRe: Mistakes Women Make When Choosing a Man by Elizza(f): 9:28pm On May 05, 2009
u guys re nt alone, this's same wit me too sad. i grew up in the midst of guys & we relate very well. i know most things about guys wen it comes to this, cos my brovas talks about that often & afterwards, i don't really take guys serious But like someone said, listen to your heart and follow it. aaaaaaaaaaaaaand don't be too despirate coz u'll fall for anyfin undecided.
RomanceRe: Men Would You Easily Forgive Ur Woman If She Rains Insults On You? by Elizza(f): 10:57pm On Apr 29, 2009
if i were to be a guy
i would 4give if she's not the type that does that always smiley. but if her hubby is to shower insults on me like God bless our lives wit rain, then- shocked----------- well i can't even date such before before wink
HealthRe: Any Cure For Stammering? by Elizza(f): 11:58pm On Apr 25, 2009
I'm a stammerer but you woun't know unless we're very close pals or family members. I't doesn't really have a cure, but it can be controlled 100%. I'm 75% over it but i'm still working on my talking speed and patience to be 100% fluent.

smiley SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!! sad
Christianity EtcRe: Will Mad People Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Elizza(f): 10:58pm On Apr 20, 2009
We are not meant to judge that. Direct the question to urself and if no man can answer for you, then mad pple can answer that themslves cos everybody knows his/ her deeds.
RomanceRe: Would A Man's Bad Past Affect His Future? by Elizza(f): 10:42pm On Apr 20, 2009
Actions are like-leaving a load and revolving round it, cos u'll definitely meet it there. Pasts are like mirror thats reflects ur future. thats why if u want to move forward, ponda on ur pasts and learn from it but don't live by it. So, i would say a man's bad past affects him cos the reflection of his future which is his past has now become a clear image. In otherwords, the bad past would affect is future if he still lives by it. But it would not if he learnt from the past.
RomanceRe: My Bf's Mum's Terminally Ill: How Do I Console Him? by Elizza(f): 8:39pm On Mar 16, 2009
hi dear, i don't really understand how you mean by "console". is it dt u want to console him dt she'll die or what? Are you a christian? if u are, put Jesus in your shoes. Would he console ur bf or join faiths to do what he loves doing best[miarcles]? act fast, a littie faith can heal the world let alone a woman with cancer. i'm sorry if i sounded too spiritual, i just have to.
EducationRe: My Lecturer Is A Gay And He Is Desperately In Love With Me by Elizza(f): 8:34pm On Jan 14, 2009
nawa for this pple oooooooooo embarassed. anyway what would jesus do? huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Fantasy by Elizza(f): 12:00am On Dec 01, 2008
nawa for "christmas fantasy oooo" tongue tongue tongue embarassed
FamilyRe: Can She Abort Pregnancy Because Of Church Wedding? by Elizza(f): 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2008
the guy is right cool. why would she abort the pregnancy? The pregnancy is just a month old, the foetus(nt even a baby yet) would not show its fist through the tummy, let alone the whole body angry sad. My dear bride- to- be, remember every lady is hoping for what you want to loss grin(wedding) grin. So, save your marriage, ur life & ur baby. I wonder which sin is greater, getting pregnant or aborting, as a pastor's daughter? huh huh huh
EducationRe: Your School Anthem by Elizza(f): 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2008
na only sec. school wey dey naija? i was just about to write my school's anthem OAU, when i saw it. my co greatest oauite wrote it. love ya man. grin grin grin
GREAT! GREAT!! GREAT!!! GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  IFE wink wink wink wink
EducationRe: Check OAU 2008/2009 Admission List Here by Elizza(f): 8:52pm On Nov 29, 2008
@niyi 09
yea, i was an ex-predite. 06/07 set to be precise wink wink. Were you? huh huh
EducationRe: Check OAU 2008/2009 Admission List Here by Elizza(f): 8:48pm On Nov 29, 2008
hi sky boy, don't worry about the registration grin grin grin. You can still register in skull cool wink
EducationRe: Check OAU 2008/2009 Admission List Here by Elizza(f): 8:59pm On Nov 28, 2008
congrates to those whose names are on the list cheesy WELCOME TO D GREAT SKUUL. you will all enjoy the stay on the campus together wit the grin'"ARO" grin at the great AWO hall. Any
witness plssssssssssssssssssss? For ex-predites, ur list is now out, go check the web site. shocked cool grin grin grin

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