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Romance / Re: Demystifying The CHEAP Giril Notion. by Elkristo(m): 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2015
drnoel:


Girls with out self respect and dignity are the ones that do the most shakara.
true talk
Food / Re: Exchanging Food During Christmas: You Like? by Elkristo(m): 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2014
That was then. Tinz dn change, we no no who be who again.

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Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by Elkristo(m): 7:38am On Dec 10, 2014
Goldenboy842:

U very correct, will u eat if given?
what if i dnt eat snail at all.
Agriculture / Re: One Of My Snail Is White See Pics by Elkristo(m): 10:15am On Dec 07, 2014
It is called MUTATION biology.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls And Misconception Of "Ask Me Out" by Elkristo(m): 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2014
iceberylin:
When will our Girls have sense undecided
when all men go into extinction
Fashion / Re: Fashion Items Or Accessories You cant Wear Due To Yr Religion Or Superstition! by Elkristo(m): 9:45pm On Nov 23, 2014
stlaibrowne:
I don't wear condom undecided
hahahaha. Dis guy sef
Education / Re: Most Difficult Universities To Make First-Class In Nigeria? by Elkristo(m): 9:55pm On Nov 02, 2014
Profcamsey:
who is this mumu? Come taste eksu, u go know say God no get brother. Reppin my skul.
no offence pls, wot is Eksu?
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


evil is the absence of good, not the opposite

same way darkness is the absence of light.

good. Now. Adam and Eve ate d fruit of d knowledge of good and evil wich was created by God. So y did d evil manifest wen d fruit contained both knowledge?
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:36pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


my God owns the heavens and the earth.. with all the materials used to produce the ipads and tabs.
ill worship him with all he makes available to me

and nt everyone watches por. n.. for me its been years, four years ago infact. so stop generalising
then i have a question 4 u, since God is the creator of all things, did he create evil?
Romance / Re: I Need A Wife by Elkristo(m): 9:31pm On Nov 02, 2014
Pls op, how much b d scratch card?
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:26pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


i didnt abuse u..

i just stated a fact.. u r unintelligent
ok mr intelligent, the way u handle an ordinary book is it d way u handle ur bible?, nobody said u shuldnt go to church wit an ipad. But if u r using it as ur bible dnt defy it wit ungodly materials cos it contain Gods message, unless u are one of d "give to caeser wot belongs to caeser nd to God wot belongs to God"
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:16pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


u r dafter than i thought.. so u r saying there ipads shouldnt be taken to church cos they can be used ro watch p. orn..

so lettered materials like books cant have por. n.. u havent seen or heard abt playboy mags, and other literoticas?..
ill pray for u..
our God is nt foolish o.. so i dont know why u call urself his child when u dont have sense.

even d devil seems smarter than u
hmm, abuses!, i tot som1 was reasonable nd i was tryin to relate to an open argument. "child of God".
Romance / Re: You Were Not Aware Your Woman Needs These!! by Elkristo(m): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2014
Galz be like, :tell dem o!. Hw many of u ladies compliment on a guy wen he barbs or shaves, or call to tell him dat u wil be cookin his best meal, or tel him dat he is handsome, or make him hav a quickie. R gals romantic?. Wash
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:54pm On Nov 02, 2014
KayWhyMe:
I see nothing wrong with the e-church. No any difference with the ordinary one. Or, what does the ordinary one offer that the e-one couldn't?
wia 2 or more are Gathered , d lord is there with them, nt wia 2 or more are online, d lord is watsapping wit them.
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:

slow poke... so why u no use letter send message to seun.. why are u on NL?
christianity is a lifestyle..

not just moments of sanctimonious pretence.

u shouldn't use bibles with modern text, fine prints and bindings..
u should use scrolls made of skin written with ink and feathers..


gosh.. we have brains.. why are we so daft?
ok, after u must have used ur ipad to watch porn, u stil use it and read d bible. Nw whose z daft.?
Celebrities / Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2014
exxell:
How pentecostal churches will be.... Not how the Catholic church will be. We have traditions
thank u sir. Exactly wot i wanted to say.
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Elkristo(m): 10:50am On Oct 07, 2014
Trust me, this theory doesnt work on Naija babes. Ur cash sure pass.
Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Elkristo(m): 11:28am On Sep 30, 2014
ayusco85:

there are clowns and there are funny guys? which one?
dude, she just said "funny" guys.

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