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Tamarapetty:
Best kiss ever, ion know how to describe it

Lollz. And You're so sure it was the best kiss ever.

QueenBelle:
this your story get k-leg o
Anyways, I was awaiting admission when I had mine. It felt warm and sweet. Well that's in the past now

Show me the k-leg na, lemme straighten it

Mine was in Freshman Year, we went to the same high school and got into the same University, but she was in Theare Arts and I was in Computer Science. (We started dating since high school) I was inexperienced and a little bit shy. After the matric party, I walked her to her room and her roommates weren't around. I sat on the bed, awkwardly watching her arrange her things. She started telling me how much she wished we were in the same department, and how she wanted to see me everyday. (I knew It was my moment to grow some balls and do something.) But I didn't know what to say. I just held her hands, staring at her lips
"Babe what, you don't want to say something cos it's my room?"
"I want to kiss you"
"Then what's keeping you?" She replied
My eyes widened, I managed a smile in between surprised and absurd but she smiled back. I drew her face to mine, I flipped her hair, she tightened her hands round my shoulders, I put my upper lips in between her lips and our lips started moving, slowly to very rapidly. Our tongues jammed, she was breathing on me, I didn't know when my eyes closed or when she sat on top of me. I only heard her saying afterwards, "I love you, even though you're a bad kisser"

But it's rather sad that she later became a slayqueen and we broke up.

How can one person carry Chapman and Alomo Bitters in one womb

Please who is Khloe?

Dear Bobrisky, the word is unkempt not unkept.

And if there is anybody to be qualified as dirty, it is the person with a leaky asshole.

Simi deserves all the best she can get, she is the most talented Nigerian female, if not the most talented Nigerian artiste.
When I get there, I'll buy you a 90 Million Naira Porsche

The first looks like Dammy Krane and the second looks like Patappa

From Anichebe to Mr. Eazi. Next will be small doctor

Jude Okoye is still a legend in the music industry regardless of anything