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MissGdope: Tuesday is the most productive day of the work week

Week sounds like weak when you're always asleep.

MisterLongman: Lol........ Na explosion me dey expect

Lol!

herald9: See your mouth like hot slap...

If it happens now you go start moaning like an excited cow

Lwkmd.

otokx: You that are able to afford taxi clap for yourself.

Nice comment.

Thought i was gonna see some flames

rokiatu: https://www.gagful.com/uploads/2012_1/1326877652_After_breakup_Men_vs_Women_gag.jpg

P.S a break up no matter how you put it is not pretty, one person gets hurt at the end.

Funny pic. True though.

b3llo: But you offered Biochemistry in the course of your undergraduate days?

Nah. Far from it.

MissGdope: Mattress is best when its ortheopeadic

Orthopaedic as in comfortable or medical?

b3llo: Must you tell the world that you are a Biochemistry student?

Funny but I ain't one

The longest word which ever existed is the name of a Mitochondrial DNA. But here's another one.

Acetylseryltyrosylserylisol...serine|Acetyl­
seryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylseryl­
prolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylvalyl­
phenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyl­
tryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleucyl­
glutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalyl­ cysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycyl­
asparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl­
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminyl­
alanylarginylthreonylthreonylglutaminyl­
valylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanyl­
serylglutaminylvalyltryptophyllysylprolyl­ phenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonyl­
valylarginylphenylalanylprolylglycyl­
aspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl­
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucyl­
aspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanyl­
leucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanyl­ aspartylthreonylarginylasparaginylarginyl­
isoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl­
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolyl­
threonylthreonylalanylglutamylthreonyl­
leucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginyl­
valylaspartylaspartylalanylthreonylvalyl­ alanylisoleucylarginylserylalanyl­
asparaginylisoleucylasparaginylleucylvalyl­
asparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginyl­
glycylthreonylglycylleucyltyrosyl­
asparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl­
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylseryl­ glycylleucylvalyltryptophylthreonylseryl­
alanylprolylalanylserine

Lorlaahlozz: thou shall not go

Go have a good night rest on your cosy mattress.

Missmossy: Interesting indeed is all i can say.

Say funny stuffs sometimes alright?

orirebaby: jor is not an english word but you are pardoned.

Pardoned, is a repentant man.

Dosoq: Nokia
Tecno
Blackberry
i-phone
Samsung

I concur

I feel sorry for the masses in that state.

Nicey

obayaya: See the ones that appeal to you. I personally love movies set in ancient and medieval times

Times of ancient history are better understood in drama than prose.

obayaya: Say that again and again until it sinks into their empty heads

Heads like yours commands brilliance

obayaya: differently pronounced? Well, No 2 situations are the same

Same minds exhibit similar actions.

obayaya: Forbid it lord that this brother shall find himself in such a precarious situation

Situation is spelt the same way in french and english language but pronounced differently.

3*2 = 6!

obayaya: For whosoever vouch for the wrong guy will bear the consequences alone

Alone? God forbid!

obayaya: Lady you said? Those are a dying breed

Breed a lady with love and you'll never have to cheat.

Missmossy: Talking to him made me wonder if he had magic as his words melted my heart.

Heart talks are mostly the kinda talks players introduce in conversations with females, beware!

EnlightenedSoul: Interested maybe? Or perhaps she was just unsure, or not yet ready for your professed love.

Love, she said was the only thing she wanted right away, the day before we got talking.

EnlightenedSoul: Expression of her feelings facially were in line with her empty response, no?

No, she should have winced and walked away if she wasn't interested.

EnlightenedSoul: Her heart wasn't in it.

It never showed in her facial expression.

Yemlizzy: U.S appears distinct,the letters are always capitalised anyway.

"Anyway" was the only reply I got from her after a lengthy explanation of how well i loved her.

EnlightenedSoul: Worthwhile are all the adventures and misadventures life throws at us.

Us sometimes can be confused with U.S.

Read the meaning of this in Wikipedia. You'll find a lot about Nigeria. Lol

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/419_scams