₦airaland Forum

kulyie: ehen marry your mother na since shes perfect and knows it all.since shes all that,why the need to marry.

Awon mummys boy,mummy said i should sit down,mummy said i shouldnt go to the office,mummy said i should not eat

unmask: mothers are right....the girl could be a tramp

Ewuro707: Not Foolish Elli

It's called a Braille.

Krizzkutz: smh . . i blv she slept wudd smone's husband n was cursed

dplordx: Not surprised at all. The guy's brain working 24/7 and only some folks from kidnappers ravaged enclave have faults with this Yoruba gov. So proud and so happy for him, Lagos State and our country Nigeria!

cho25bc: don't mind d critics.u did d rite thing.if we cld av more guys like u in dis life,d femalefolks wil be safer

cho25bc: even tho i don't knw u 4rm adams,i'm still proud of u.KEEP IT UP

abbeycial: lyf cud b easier wit d khaki boiz...for as long as we ve no credible democratic leader,my last dime is for d military.

Newkidoo: Loretta, I go vex for u.. other threads no hit again cos of u...
Happy married life again... Are you still permitted to give a friend a kiss

xynerise: And he thinks his comment is funny

captcochrane: chief, i'm not flaunting any knowledge here, i neva studied literature, it's just those tins i learnt in jss2

i asked d guy cos he tinks he's a genius

nd d other guy, he tinks he's smart

ogoigbe: y Did u say that

captcochrane: nd i guess u tink u're intelligent?
U google it and tel me d answer now
Some of u guys assume u cerebrate at d same level with others, dt's a level of unintelligence

moreover, i asked d guy because he tinks he knows everything

he who does not know, {is not a f.o.o.l} nd thinks he knows {is a compd.......}

xynerise: Boy: Hello
Girl: Hi
Boy: May I know your name?
Girl: Susan and you?
Boy: (Not listening to her) Mehn! I am farmished.
Girl: Wow! Nice name you got

xynerise: A stripper

Caracta: I tell you. Was it not yesterday my sister was telling me about Maheeda or is it Moheeda. I've been seeing her on mags, Nairaland, her pictures and all, but i didn't really know what she was doing. I had to ask yesterday. We can't really define basic things universally. What is basic to you may not be basic to me.

Caracta: Reminds me of an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2010, a young man was asked who sang "You are my African queen". This man looked up and down for few minutes, then opted to call a friend. I was furious because I felt it was a simple question. I was even shouting "Tuface" in front of my TV.

Funny enough, his friend told him the answer was Dbanj.