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 Literature / Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by EllyBrainyTM: 9:27am On Aug 05, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: loading...why Your Loading dey take hours to Load,If so tey na so film dey Load no body for buy cassette o |
| Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by EllyBrainyTM: 1:48pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
alutacontinua:that was Mean and unnecessary 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy With Dbanj At His Sister’s Wedding by EllyBrainyTM: 9:16pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
I just wish this two can be together again,Gone are the days when immediately the 'drum' beats a 'sound' will just enter ''Its Don Jazzy again'',Their Partnership was unique. 3 Likes |
| Literature / Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by EllyBrainyTM: 5:34pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
nadia_SA: ok if u say so I feel betterYou are welcome pwetty,am Happy that you are Happy.  1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: I Go Dye's Picture- The Mudiaga Of Urhobo Land by EllyBrainyTM: 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
@topic...''Commedious Swag'' |
| Celebrities / Re: I Go Dye's Picture- The Mudiaga Of Urhobo Land by EllyBrainyTM: 5:22pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
ldpele: He made u to sit with kings and queens,make use of it well.Excuse Me,what are You really saying 2 Likes |
| Science/Technology / Re: 5 Animals That Actually Never DIE! by EllyBrainyTM: 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
''They never age, and-- unless an outside force does them in-- they could theoretically live forever''......In other News they are not really Immortals so to Say 9 Likes |
| Literature / Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by EllyBrainyTM: 4:22pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
nadia_SA: bin is always on my nyansh I tell uOn Your Nyansh Doing what  .hehehehe na joke o......Nadia baby Just chill,I think bin gave You that part due to Your beauty and ''sex appeal'' at least I have seen some of Your pics and they where very beautifull,and if you watch most movie,the cast use for prost!tute are beautiful.I think Bin have a point there,So is not that bad...oya smile for me now..Nadi!Nadi!! |
| Literature / Re: BARTER TRADE ( Fiction With Nairaland Characters) by EllyBrainyTM: 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
BG I think You need 2 or 3 Slaps, how can You make Me to be following the one at jokes section and even waiting for you to upload when ''the main,the main'' is happening here and have even gone far here...You would have just directed readers to this thread here...Anyways cast me in the Part of the Genius or Smart one,I dont charge much though*wink* |
| Politics / Re: Rival APC Seeks Redress Against APC Registration by EllyBrainyTM: 10:44am On Aug 02, 2013 |
obizy1:Na your Name dey the Space |
| Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe Sworn In As Nigeria's First President (Video) by EllyBrainyTM: 10:36am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Ok |
| Politics / Re: CAN, Catholic Church Condemn Kano Attack by EllyBrainyTM: 10:31am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Hmmmm,what Next |
| Politics / Re: Nigerians In Benin Republic Raided And Dumped In A Camp (photos) by EllyBrainyTM: 10:28am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Cheiiiii Even Benin Republic 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: APGA To Sue Fashola, Demands N20b damages by EllyBrainyTM: 10:21am On Aug 02, 2013 |
When they act ''political Movie'' We do ''Political viewing''#Grabs a bottle of coke# |
| Politics / Re: Fire Near Alausa Central Mosque by EllyBrainyTM: 10:17am On Aug 02, 2013 |
pistol: The chicken has finally come home to roost.wetin concern APC for this Matter now,I know say the thing dey pain You since they register them,If e pain you go de-register them na |
| Politics / Re: Fire Near Alausa Central Mosque by EllyBrainyTM: 10:13am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Shiii!!!!tttt |
| Politics / Re: Rival APC Seeks Redress Against APC Registration by EllyBrainyTM: 10:11am On Aug 02, 2013 |
They are acting Political Movie,Me just doing Political Viewing 1 Like |
| Business / Re: Farmers To Earn N101bn Annually From Perishable Cargo by EllyBrainyTM: 10:09am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Hope is not another Story,Story.... 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Ngige, Obi Bicker Over Improved Power Supply by EllyBrainyTM: 10:01am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Shoooo,Anambra wan turn London ni@topic all this their tussle na for their own ''futuristic'' political campaign.....#I no fit shout Suya dey my Mouth# 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 9:38am On Aug 02, 2013 |
#12 Teacher: who is a pharmacist? Bako raised up his hand Teacher: so it's only Bako that is the most intelligent student I have in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Bako? (there was no reply from the students) teacher: ok now Bako, use this cane and flog them ten strokes of cane each.... Bako: *full of happy gave all the student ten hot strokes of cane....* Teacher: ok my dear Bako, tell these dumb students who a pharmacist is... Bako: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people. *Teacher immediately ask all student to revenge the flogging* |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 9:29am On Aug 02, 2013 |
#11 Bako slept on di same bed with his girlfriend Hadizo. when he woke up in d morning, he decided 2 sing a love song for his girlfriend. When he was singing di song, his girlfriend started crying... Bako stopped and said, "Eyah!!" baby I no know say u love me like dis,cheiii. now I know say u truly love me. Hadizo replied, "Love ke?? 'it's n ot ur song that is making me cry o, "its the dust 4rm ur mouth that want to kill me.. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 9:19am On Aug 02, 2013 |
#10 GIRL: I have told you, I can't go out with you! BAKO : Why? GIRL : Because all men are dogs . BAKO: Really? Which breed is your father? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 9:13am On Aug 02, 2013 |
9..Bako: I'm coming to see you, I don't care about the petrol prices or nothing I'm coming no matter what Girl: Awwww ...Okay I'mgonna get ready baby Bako: I love you, I cant wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave Girl: Okay but honey I'm on my period just lettingyou know. Bako: My car just blew up, I can't come to see you today again. Girl: .......... Get your friend to take you, he always does Bako: He got shot, I can't come.... I'm sorry. Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period. My panties are just red hot. Bako: My friend said he's okay, he's gonna take me now. I'm coming Girl: just kidding...... I'm really on my period Bako: damn,my friend gotshot again!!........#cunny man die cunny man bury am |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 8:46am On Aug 02, 2013 |
#8· A man was nearly hit by a car as he crossed the road where there is Zebra crossing. MAN: Are you MAD!!!...... Can't you see it's a zebra crossing  BAKO: Fooool..... Are you a zebra?? . Who is at fault?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Federal Republic Of Comedy by EllyBrainyTM: 8:34am On Aug 02, 2013 |
#7 Principal : Why Were U Absent Yesterday ? BAKO : I Attended A Burial PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako The Lateness Specialist, nothing will Stop me from punishing U. Now Answer Me......Who Died ? BAKO : Thank you, Principal, The first son of the Cousin of my Grand Mother's youngest Nephew Who is also the Youngest Stepbrother to the Woman who gave Birth to my Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also........... ...! PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!.. Just go to the Class! #7 Principal : Why Were U Absent Yesterday ? BAKO : I Attended A Burial PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako The Lateness Specialist, nothing will Stop me from punishing U. Now Answer Me......Who Died ? BAKO : Thank you, Principal, The first son of the Cousin of my Grand Mother's youngest Nephew Who is also the Youngest Stepbrother to the Woman who gave Birth to my Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also........... ...! PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!.. Just go to the Class! #7 Principal : Why Were U Absent Yesterday ? BAKO : I Attended A Burial PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Bako The Lateness Specialist, nothing will Stop me from punishing U. Now Answer Me......Who Died ? BAKO : Thank you, Principal, The first son of the Cousin of my Grand Mother's youngest Nephew Who is also the Youngest Stepbrother to the Woman who gave Birth to my Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also........... ...! PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alr ight. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!.. Just go to the Class! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: BARTER TRADE ( JOKE WITH NAIRALAND CHARACTERS) by EllyBrainyTM: 8:21am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Hehehehehe#following# |
| TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by EllyBrainyTM: 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Kslib:waz all this kindergarten write-ups?don't tell me your admiration for goat's have gone this far that you have to post their pictures...Guy your are wicked, so after banging your neighbors goat you go ahead to reveal their identity in a public forum, that is what a white man call ''kiss and tell''.because of you when all the goats in your area notice your presence,they will start alerting the others Danger!Danger!!...to much of s*x with goat,have made you to reason like them...My candid advice to you is to repent and stop that abominable act and say no to 'goat banging' ...So now I want you to repeat all this after me ''I Kslib, the legenday Goat fu**ker promise to repent and turn away from my evil deeds,I promise never to have carnal knowledge of my Neighbors goat again,this I promise''....Good!!! oya Run along Dunceee |
| Politics / Re: APC Congratulates Nigerians On Registration by EllyBrainyTM: 6:03pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
yuzedo: LMAO! PDP congratulates APC. APC congratulates Nigerians. Nigerians congratulate who now.. GOD??would have being funny assuming you never change it to a blasphemous joke,so try again next time...... 1 Like |
| TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by EllyBrainyTM: 5:40pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Kslib:Smh#,Like seriously what where you saying at the later part of your dustbin post,did it really made sense to you writing it...you have gone nut....I Log in to find out that you are still throwing tantrums,Like seriously are you this Stupidddd,cause for real I only know You as a Foolish Fool, but I never knew you have added another feather to your cap called STUPIDITY...Anyways among all those long list of giberish, i was surprise when I saw you wrote ''God Forbid''?I guess you intend writing ''the gods forbid''afterall you pride yourself as an ''unreligious'' d!!ck-head so why the use of capital letter G in your gods...And by the way what should your gods forbid?is the wicked act of you banging your neigbours goat or forbid your neighbour from 'catching' you?....As I always say...... Dunceee run along |
| Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Will Castrate Her Husband If He Cheats by EllyBrainyTM: 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
#weird Smile# |
| TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by EllyBrainyTM: 1:54pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Kslib:woww!So what I wrote really got to You?cause I can see the pain in Your write-up.but why the usage of goat!goat! You know people like You who pride theirself as ''unreligious'' can do anything, afterall you live a freestyle life,the s*x You have being having with Your neighbours goat in the mid-nite have eaten deep into Your Head(with 'Red-oil-brain)that You can't make a sentence without uttering ''goat''.Nemesis will catch up with You,cause what You are doing to that goat is Unfair,'Man inhumanity to Animals'...Once again run along Dunceeeeee!!! 1 Like |
| Education / Re: 124 Almajiri Model Schools Begin Activities By Sept by EllyBrainyTM: 1:33pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
Almajiri School=Another Form Of Boko haram Camp |
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