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#4...FACTS ABT NAIJA GALS ND
BREAKUPS!
(1)When u dump a gal frm
CALABAR she
will beat u and force u to
take
her back
lol
(2)Wen u dump an ABJ babe
she will
cry day nd night (3)If u
dump a gal frm BENIN gal
she
will bewitch and when u wake
up in the
morning your balls must have
dissapearedX_X (4)Wen u
dump an ENUGU gal she wil
try to make it up to u nd
beg
u for
anoda chance (5)Wen u
dump
a gal frm IMO(OWERRI)
she won't even notice u
existed
hahahaha (6)Dump a WARRI
gal she go drink to
stupor bt go later arrange
guys for you
hehehe (7)Try to dump a
gal
frm LAGOS nd she
will sleep wit all ur frends=))
(You dnt wana dump a PH
chick cos
the next week she go bring
her
wedding IV for u=D (9)Dump
a galfrm KANO nd she wil
report u to her dad nd you
will marry
her at gunpoint. (10)OK na
dump an ANAMBRA gal nd
she wil trick ur dad into
marryn her nd
becomes ur stepmum nd
inherits ur
dads property when he is
nomore
leaving u with notin hehehe

#3...Bako went to USA and had
a 1 on 1 meeting with
Obama.
OBAMA: I want to show you
how much advanced we are.
Come with me, (He takes him
to a forest.) Dig the ground.
Bako dig it.
OBAMA : More….More… More!
Bako went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to
search for something.
Bako : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows
that even 100 years ago
we used to have
telephones.
Bako became frustrated.
He invited OBAMA to Nigeria.
That year, OBAMA visited
Nigeria.
Bako : I want to show you
our advancement. He takes
OBAMA to a forest.
Bako: Dig it... obama does.
Bako: More….More…
More……
OBAMA goes upto almost
400 feet.
Bako :Try to find
something.
OBAMA tried.
Bako : Did you get
anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing
here.
Bako: you know, it shows
that even 400 years ago,
we used to have WIRELESS
mobile!

All Of una wey dey view and no dey drop kechili inside I see una to

Ok bin gbagbo I see You Sha...Bako Offer the guy German Stone

#2...ASUU PLEASE NA... it haf do
na!!
The 2009 ASUU strike that
lasted for 109 days brought
out the best and worst in d
lives of many students.
When students resumed,
many female students came
with ENGAGEMENT RINGS
and PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE
BELLIES produced names
like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE,
ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA,
ABISASU…
Now that the WEATHER is
for 2[cold tinz].
Small time now we'd begin to
see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU
ASUUSEYI
MOJERE
ASUUGBEMI
ASUUTUNDE
ASUUFIFEHANMI…
Keep it rolling...

#1 Bako was being chased by
two
men for one of his
numerous crimes. Bako ran
into the forest and the men
followed him.
Bako got into the forest
and climbed a tree. The two
men got to the tree where
Bako was and did not
know where he ran to.
Angrily, one of the men
retorted: "This boy has
escaped again".
His colleague replied: "I
know him, if I call his
name thrice, he will answer
me!.
On hearing this Bako
laughed from the tree and
said to the men:
"hahahahaha if u like call
my name from now till next
year, I will not answer u, do
u think i'm the Bako of last
year?.
one word for Bako

Before going to bed, I had to eat something. I opened the fridge yes, all the food had turned to ice; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished eating
and went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high.I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into the bathroom.
Oh! The cold is too much this morning, I turned on the hot-water tap. After that, I
turned on the radio and
heard the presenter
speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most
developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his asset. And all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village.
I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, after all the
road is always free and
there are no potholes.
On the way,I saw a few policemen patrolling and I
greeted them. I stopped to
chat with them for few
minutes after which I drove off laughing.
In my workplace, I saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw d son of the permanent secretary
amongst them. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the government universities,but everyone could testify
to the fact that he's brilliant.
While going home that day, I saw the man in tattered shoes smiling and I asked him "why are u smiling?"
He said, "sir, I've been
given the job."
"What!" I exclaimed. "What
of the Permanent
secretary's son? Didn't his father call beforehand?"
"No" the man said, "He
didn't and he wasn't even given the Job cause He was not qualified".
That evening, I went out to play in the neighbourhood, I
saw Adamu Obinna
discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now governor of
Rivers state, Senator
Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor of Enugu state, Mr Chijioke Godffrey is now the governor of Kano state.
Then I had a Mosquito bite on my nose, as I slapped my face, I woke up and realised
that I took large dose of
cough syrup...
chai Nigeria of my dream!!!

9JA GO BETTER!!!

youmour: I knew u were gon go for the S.A chic,seen the way uve been sizing her up,she said she likes u that u r a heavy spender

Wow!!! You are Bad Nigga So You saw the way I have being Looking at Her A$$,can't blame though,Lady Is Cute...Y aaa I gat enough cheze to make her Freeze....Am gona burn enough Money on Her Like Aspen,if she is so ready to make go gaga...Hope She Is good on bed.

bikini babe: U guys jst cnt cope without we ladies *we rule*

We have Hear#draws her closely and French Ki$$ Her#

nyere84: #Walked in naked#

#saw his python size joystick#

#pick up my nigthies, and flew away for my dear life#

#Stops Her at the Door with her Nigthies Partially Covering Her Bosom#Well,Well,Well, Where The Fu**k are You Running to#Looks back and see the huge D!!!ck#ohhh You are Scared of the D!!!ck?Ok lets enter this Corner,mine is a Normal one#Put's hand accros her neck,systematically touching her partially Clad bosom as I lead her to the Corner#

youmour: Some college freaks I met on tour,the pink one right there with the fat azz n titties is from South Africa th one in blue is from Jamaica thick AF too,she doesn't talk much she just do,u know what I mean,the one in purple is Ghanaian uhm I wouldn't talk to close her tho she's got bad breath n body odour,but she a freak tho,I met the rest of em on Instagram .

#Still Puffing My Cuban Cigar#Shitttt, I would have gone for the Ghanian bitttch,but Nigga I can't Stand Odur ,Ummm that Jamaican Chick is Damn Sexy,but her lips too dark for my Liking,maybe girl have being smoking to much weed as a rastafarian concern.......You know what Nigga,I will settle for the SouthAfrican One,She is beauriful and Sexy and she gat a lot of Milk industry which I really Like*Ghetto Bad Boy Smile*

val_dee: *Enters the room with some bottles of champagne*

#Collects two Bottle from Him#

youmour: *steps in rubbing his palms like birdman* yo Holmes wats popping I brought some strippers n they said they gon fuc k for a buck,do something strange for a piece of change too,and I know a few dollars gon make em holler

Wooowww#removing my cuban cigar from mouth and rolling my eye's in a ghetto-like manner at their a$$#Sh!!!ttt this strippers are hotttt, nigger where do you get them from

youmour: I've got tons of milk it's cold tho cos of the weather,now stand back n swallow.....arghhh

#Gives Him a Jet-Li Kick on His D!!!!ck#

pepperminty12: Ure outta milk? Hw can u be outta milk U obviously dnt get it, do u? I guess anoda alpha male shuld have milk in stock 4 me! pheeeeew!!!

Wow!! this my Kind Of Bado Gal#tap her a$$ Softly#

#Enter the Room Puffing My Expensive Cuban Cigar real hard#*eyes red*

Let Me See the Genius who can Answer this......A Man was killed on 19-06-2011(Sunday Afternoon)inside his House,his wife called the police,they ask everyone around a question....POLICE:Where Were You when this happen.....WIFE:I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place.....COOK:I was cooking in the kitchen......HOUSEGIRL:I went to collect the Children from the School.....GARDENER:I was cutting the Flower at the backyard....GATEMAN:.Oga sent Me to buy Newspaper for Junction.......... After Listening to their Answers,the Police arrested the Murder.>>>>>Who Is The Murderer?

charleymed: A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the spot, but they boy is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says,"i can't operate on this boy, he is my son" how can this be?

the surgeon is the boys Mum

meris-blaze:
they miss the targets.

Nope

meris-blaze:
they miss the targets.

nope

Lagusta and the rest I hail...I thought this thread is meant for the pharmacists,physiotherapists and the likes,but it seems only the medics and medics-related-issue are involve here.#stand to be corrected though#

Adegite5: maybe u wuld av gotten half of it but d answer u gave is just a tip of d ice berg

hmmm.but I got the number 1 answer right.

larri: They were shot with camera. Camera shot snaping

wrong...nedu have already gotten the answer.

Guys rep Your team#Android,BB OS,IOS,Symbian,Windows...#

Adegite5: U mit want to try dis without GOOGLING it, how du ur body system respond homeostatically during cold and hot weather to maintain body temperature.... And Q2. Wat is normally used as sacrificial cathodes in marine offshores.....get it and get instant recharge card.........waiting

lol@get instant recharge card...i have an idea about number 1....is through vasoconstriction and vasodialation of the skin...if am correct divide the recharge money.lol

For Me am a game freak and using the Android Os,i have come to enjoy real gaming experience,so i love the Android OS for that.

Here is an invitation to all Phone geeks in the hood to come in and rep Your Phone OS:what makes it Special and next to none,What can Your OS do that others can't,What makes You love the OS.

nedu2000: All the thieves are married (they r not single)

tuale

10 thieves where caught red handed and arrested.they where placed infront of a firing squad and shot at point blank rage(with real bullet)yet no single men was killed.how is this possible

Blitz4real: My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow. My second is in blade, forged in cold steel. My third is in arbalest, and also in arrows. My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. My fifth is in honour, and also in vows. My last will put an end to it all. What am I?

Errm...A weapon...verify

master dele: You are letter S.yeah i know i have gotten it.

#Standing ovation#that question got me cracking my brain real hard.i was just thinking out of the line.even without verification i know You are correct.