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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:58pm On Sep 15, 2015
seun305:
Elmisti
Present boss!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19pm On Sep 15, 2015
whodohgeepee:
elmisti ah greet u
Boss! I dey loyal. O!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:50am On Sep 15, 2015
bharkarh:
no worry bout the money...I go sort everybody. U still fit carry people come. Money dey hungry me spend grin
Kikiki, I am a man of devil...I can't do bad baad tinz
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 10:33am On Sep 15, 2015
chimajii:
As I said, 1s am Ready, I.e if am not kidding and paying the thread dust due to certain reasons or some folks acting foolish, then it's Game on!! Can't really work in an unhealthy environment. Hope I made u all greens. See u, some oda time. With 2 matches/3matches to go before this morning own wraps up. Most likely we'll have something for noon.... I can ONLY TRY. lipsrsealed
Unhealthy environment!....peesika oo ( physika )...oya bring broom and disinfectant
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:06am On Sep 15, 2015
bharkarh:
Mehn! The cold wey dey catch me dis morning no be here o...eyin guys, I dey go see my friends for sexuality. If kunle106 dan come,abeg help me tellam say I dey our usual spot grin ...dat guy dey do things. Heywire01, babatawa, elmisti, olami90, ademasta, chimanjii, donasere... Make I collect rooms down for una? All billz on me base on who I be.
Choi, konji is a criminal....I give dossylvANUS my room. Dia
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:27am On Sep 15, 2015
dolafunmi:
Been neck-deep in work lately. lol.... hw you
M good, hope work is. Sha not too stressful
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:26am On Sep 15, 2015
Good moRrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:56pm On Sep 14, 2015
bharkarh:
I dan already do am, na female grin
Make Ogun kiss u dia.....aftr u cary out. Test u confam transgender, u com deymodify. Result ba
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:54pm On Sep 14, 2015
mobi18:
soo good to be bck,was soo bizi i culdnt come around,buh naw im ere,,i actually did miss y'all...
cc haywire01 , elmisti, babatawa, sanchez, peesika et odas
Oya come to ma place let's discuss state issues
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2015
dossylvanus:
What is sacred?



Mtcheww... Then it means my hand and tongue are sacred as well.
Badth nigga....so ur. Hands and tongue. Perform sacred rituals. Too.....chimajii, u dighuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:59pm On Sep 14, 2015
dossylvanus:
Lol OK



Point taken....


But we should stop being hypocritical.
Its who we are, we can't change that ova nyt and its understandable why pple take words so. Mean nd personal...I blame guys most tym. For. Out of. Context comments too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:52pm On Sep 14, 2015
chimajii:
@elmisti hope u saw the picks? Besides seems am back to being serious lipsrsealed
Will. Enter office 2mrw
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:51pm On Sep 14, 2015
chimajii:
No mind that girl...lipsrsealed english hard
Lol, buh buzz me for watsap na, I wan enter office tomorow
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47pm On Sep 14, 2015
donxab:
U wise Ooo! When millennium page 2000 don dey approach, since wey boiz need property u no gree auction shares, now wey the value don dey fall u wan find escape route! all this pol. science guys sha lipsrsealed
Kikiki, m only lookn to invest in some od bizness ni, plus I hate competitions and I don dey sight one guy wey dey bring. Packge com dis thread, so I dey hope say he go com buy the shares......and my last investment no boom as I expect.....plus physika new duties. No mke am function. Well for me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:44pm On Sep 14, 2015
orogodoganyin:
elmisti




haywire1




hilsocial


abeg, anybody fit help me find words wey fit go with nysc? as in like; black n white, love n pain etc
Senseless service
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:42pm On Sep 14, 2015
dossylvanus:
Wetin bad for there?




Is the vagina not part of the female body?



Mtcheww... Nigerians and their hush hush mentality.
Kikiki, see biologist, be like say u no dey hia wen one babe. Wan decapitate chimajii because of nude/ unclad pishure abi....I no want any kasala cuz lyrics wey dey. My mouth ehn!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:58pm On Sep 14, 2015
dossylvanus:
Lol. Fur where?


Go and do a vaginal swab test abeg.
Kikiki no be my mouth em go hear. That
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:55pm On Sep 14, 2015
donxab:
Lols I dey find summary for 75 pages ooo
Wia u enter. Ll. Dis tym
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:47pm On Sep 14, 2015
Harinholar:
.....#weed@work#
Make I. Hear, come let barkarh and dossylvANUS do. Gender. Test. For you....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:45pm On Sep 14, 2015
dolafunmi:
Hey.. been a long while.. hw you holding up? Hello fam
#forms indian film#
Running. Towards. U......singing k bi kushi

#remember u left me all dis while......#forms iran love

#drags ma Ak47 out....woman where v u bn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:20pm On Sep 14, 2015
bharkarh:
who b dis one? Elmisti kan carry your friend comot 4 here o.
Why u go call my harinholar nigga? Na ghana sk you take? Cos that one dey tight well well.
Abeg no blame d nigga....shey harin na babe ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:42pm On Sep 14, 2015
Ay50:
okay....... 3310.. Na person callup number oh
Kikiki
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:37pm On Sep 14, 2015
Ay50:
information wey don pass u don many oh...... NYSC has make it compulsory for everyone to print the call up number message that appear on their phone to camp.... If u no bring am along... That means u no register ur sim... So u can't serve in NCC....
Make I go connect my 3310 to printer
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:36pm On Sep 14, 2015
Xcozee:
I can't really say bro...using last batch as a case study: their streams weren't determined by their 1st or 2nd or 3rd no: in thr call up no:...it was just done randomly(kos I knw of a dude who did his reg a day b4 reg closed...yet got stream I in AKS).

But with the way things are changing, those registering frm dis week MIGHT be stream II...considering d fact certain states are now re-opened... But time ll say best
Okay. Bossman
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:00pm On Sep 14, 2015
Ay50:
calms down na.... Na NEPA prepaid receipt I mean.... O boy dis one wey u just dey shake like shaky shaky daddy like this... No go lopololo for camp oh
Badt boy....make I hear say I shake....jst no want informtion pass. My dormot leve me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:58pm On Sep 14, 2015
wailing:
No!!!
Okies
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:49pm On Sep 14, 2015
Ay50:
I enter cybercafe this morning to go photocopy my prepaid receipt.... Baba, no be small thing oh... See has how people dey even beg to choose borno and yobe.... Cause the man tell dem say NYSC dey plan to close the site....
Kikiki, I no print that payment sh*t fa
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:48pm On Sep 14, 2015
Xcozee, just saw sm1 call up start wit 2.....does. Dat men stremII?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:19am On Sep 14, 2015
donasere:
I don kno say na u go see am!!

All of una good morning ooo..... Adamasta ore mi.....come o I get 1 construction job for u ooo Donpsymon pady mi to sure....hope u don prepare for the night of champions 2mao Elmisti only you has got d nairaland hood Dossylvanus African silverback hope you've found ur berra half Walspring omo man u toh sure Aare2050 master of d left.. salute Haywire1 good work wit d jega work Hilsocial and gazaliah mo salute ooo Mistabiola dat cray lautech goon sho gallant
#sighted
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:19am On Sep 14, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:18am On Sep 14, 2015
donasere:
Wetin be ur verification code??
Elmisti u sabii dis fellow weed junky?
Na my customer, buh he nova verify, mke I sell for m sha b4 rain kill am...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:42am On Sep 14, 2015
Make I go crsh sef....2mrw. Is anoda day to be jobless

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