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Make una stop dey run dis thread like dis na.....donxab.....oya abeg com summarize pages wey I no fit read for me.....#that feeling when your son is the only educated boy in the village#

dossylvanus:
Yes.... My goons are doing it!



1800 is the destination tonight!




Physika turn up

Elmisti keep on firing them with Divine inspiration of pot.







Now where that chimajii guy sef?........... O boy how your body matter today?

Make I find person trouble hia....barkarh oooooo!

kenkwoe:
my gender na your prayer point?

Lol, e pass prayer point ooo.....oya put up a photo on ya profile

dossylvanus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha... Clowning clown.

Make you dey come o. Abi you never ready?

M now on my way....oya wait for me, u no some bike men no get patience

haywire1:
U be woman jare 'in fela's voice' elmisti oya pass this mama 2 wraps of flavoured weed


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I need to verify her gender first

kenkwoe:
i guess lets hold a two days crusade on nairaland B15 coppers theme i must be posted to my state of Choice) Weather the devil like it or not

What has devil got to do wit dis na....beware I am devil and I don't have issues wit ur nonsense posting

DonPsymon:
Baba shey you confirm say hot states don full?

As of d tym wey I do my own yestdai ( 1pm) I ddnt notice any of the top target states missing

Physika:
Nice one.
Whr u bin choose?
3 digits f ya call numba, make i.......

Ogun katsina anambra.....#159***

Physika:
@Elmisti, u don complete ya reg?

Yep, done nd dusted yestdai

ademasta:
Yes, if hin com prove stubborn still... Then notin safes me oda dan ur weed o

U know I got ur back

ademasta:
Baba i no knw if u stil get the same cause-trouble-weed brand u sold to adof hitler then that made him cause world war II... Cos One Israelomojisola wan dey play hide-and-seek game with my harinholar o

Sue m to elders court first...if he no gree leave am, we go set red eye in motion

ademasta:
Community what? Indoor or outdoor? If outdoor u are safe. But if indoor, there are two things involved...it is either on the rug, or on the bed. If on the rug u are safe. If on the bed, their is just one thing involved- u go impregnate them all!
Cc
Harinholar, iyawo mi to ta lenu!
Donasere, irunmole to n je fried rice
Dossylvanus, man wey sabi
Donpsymon, biga u i pray
Xcozee, u full ground like eba wey dem take 2congos of gari do
Elmisti, baba to n ta igbo, oluaye makanakhi! Tuale!!
Babatawa, faaji por, soteh u forget me.
2el, 2el with ur enemies!
Zeeenas, wetin dey hapn?
All pcms, gudmorning

U r sighted

mistabiola:
Kinesiologist #TakeNote #DealsWithMuscularImbalance

Okay, muscular imbalance, and n one department for ma side hia oo, Western Education sef...

Israelomojisola:
;Dbrova my profession doesn't deal on that, physicians are d ones 2 tke chrge bt if u get football injuries like groin,ankle,knee et al lemme kno

Ehn ehn....so wetin dem kynesiologist ( forgive ma spelling ) dey do

Gazaliah:
Na how many we be


He is not my match................The person wet no get brain to think.


Shior

Tint am na, u sabi say me nd u don reason say person go ask all dose kind questions b4, nd u suppose mention me wen u hit dat gold mine na...u com laFf alone bah..

donasere:
I dey come nao nao...
Elmisti wey my package

#hands him his package#...........u dnt need verification, I sabi u well

mistabiola:
Threat ko, threatening ni ...... Are you really a Graduate

Nha, I went to technical skul and obtained a degree....aboki

DonPsymon:



Chai... Elmisti sell you osogbo weed


You don see that type beating wey them go beat you... Your ass go begin give apology


You hear say when soldier tell you make u do frog jump round pitch... You go begin ask yourself for British English "have I transformed into a frog yet"


Shey you know The pain for you knee go make you give testimony for hausa pidgin "walahi I don turn criFFle"

I didn't sell him weed, I am now discreet wit my distribution after junkies on d thread almost invite attention from NDLEA

donasere:
I see you've already seen Dr. Elmisti for something strong!!!.

Am not a doctor...am a healer.....doctors threat, I elmisti, I heal

Kizito2nv, na u wan open today event abi, Gazaliah, if I hear anything from ya side again, I will call DG to suspend all of u

Israelomojisola:
After reading more dn a thousand pages on dis thread,its high time I stopped being a ghost reader and partake in d fun. I am Israel Omojisola, a medical physiologist 4rm LAUTECH, my choice of states---- akwaibom, enugu and FCT abuja in dat order. Wish every1 of us d best in our deployment in Jesus name,Amen.

Wellicome, oya physika, add dis doctor wey go dey threat all dis drug addicts hia.......

DonPsymon:
Baba n'la *taps his shoulder*

What is the essence of weed if not to get high.... Eh?

People wey d act responsible now no be mastery make them the behave
Baba gimme weed jor... Na with time we go begin behave

See as weed konji make dis nigga talk sense....oya take jaimacan weed nd enjoy

DonPsymon:
Baba do you have jamaican weed? Pls bring for a niqqa o jare

The one u go smoke finish dey misbehave for here....go and bring recommendations from two responsible members or I wnt sell

whodohgeepee:
faithluv5, good mrning! Dreamt of u as well! We were in DisneyLand! Abeg shun all ds intruders! *av gat a brighter future* winks! ! Shout out to ma goons: donpsymon(our fight Neva end), donxab(my town crier) dossylvanus(pls change ya moniker I beg) elmisti(drug baron, I see u) haywire(Neva get ya tym yet, d spoiler) shld ah mention Keribaby? Debris( what's happening) iykebest( join body) ah dey come, make ah check afang Wey ah dey cook!

Make I dey look una film

intswagga:
FIRST OF ALL NO DEY HATE.!
secondly i registered on the 8th i was one of the few people to go to the cafe first.. so if u no get something talk abeg SHIFT.!!!!

Bro, d nigga was only joking na.....abeg what is it to hate in U, shey u collect phd wit y degree ni?

wunmi590:
Eran Ogun ni, but zara is not ogun's meat 000

Kikiki, u dey decieve ya slf....ya contact me if she don dey neat grave....my own Ogun no dey consume carcass

wunmi590:
Die ko death ni, Shey nah you won kill am?

Abeg haywire finish dis yoruba saying....Ko si bi aja she le pe laye to............................

mobi18:
yimu ....if to say u knw dat.............. lemme nt complete d statement,,ur uni get NDLEA office right inside d hostel like my wonderful uni? if no,den u must gimme 5 wraps of strawberry flavour with 4 bottles of coda

#hands her 10 wraps with honor#

wunmi590:
Don't let me carry your matter to pet section 00.

Are you serious that's it's a bingo or you are just joking, it better be a joke.

But if you are serious it means you don't know breeds

Abeg, wen will d dog die,,,,,,,,no vex ooo, just don't know buh I feel my OGUN SHRINE deserve to suck her blood......




#runs outta thread

donasere:
Bros. No vex ooo!!!.... wen did you register?




Olami90 abeg abeg abeg.....i no like am!!!


Haywire1.....Shey u can see nao??
Gazaliah Na ayima cousin be dis

Walspring!!!.....i swear am die dead!!

Elmisti osshe daht flavored weed been doin wonders since 1674

U ar sighted

donxab:
incase you just dey come, no need to read thru the last 10 pages! its stressfull! here is a recap!!!!
chimajii and dossylvanus dey quarrel
[size=12pt]elmisti and gazaliah dey fight for sister lifeisguhd because of kiss
whodohgeepee and faithluv5 wan serve together.
empressOVA finally registered
donpsymon and whodohgeepee dey fight but i no know wetin cause am, maybe na faithluv5

stay tuned

Information minister!

donasere:
It means spiritually!!...your fwend ain't human ooo!!!


Elmisti come use oju inu look this thing!!...cawi turari come ooo

Vampire ni Eleyi oo!!

What if I told you d site told me d same thing