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Travel › Re: FG Deports 3 Koreans, Bans Them From Nigeria For 10 Years by elmisti(m): 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
ekhai:
OF WHAT INTEREST WILL THAT BE TO YOU?
atleast my country will upgrade her arsenal instead of using money meant for guns to buy Mercedes
Music/Radio › Re: The Increasing Rate Of Radio Stations In Nigeria. Advantage Or Disadvantage? by elmisti(m):
information can't be too much





team Hot fm asaba, bond fm lasgidi, harmony fm ilorin, brilla fm onitsha, radio continental lasgidi........





cant even recall all d radio stations I jam sef........it's tru let dem reduce it
Travel › Re: FG Deports 3 Koreans, Bans Them From Nigeria For 10 Years by elmisti(m): 8:23am On Jul 28, 2016
Babzilla:
Meanwhile the security guy in my house is a Niger illegal (if that word exists in naija) he has already gotten hos national ID card and voters card grin grin grin
u ar part of d problem, who do u think he will vote for in elections, someone closest to him genetically na........







*run ouuta thread b4 em catch me*
Travel › Re: FG Deports 3 Koreans, Bans Them From Nigeria For 10 Years by elmisti(m): 8:20am On Jul 28, 2016
ajebuter:
North Koreans can NEVER leave their country much less travel to Nigeria. lt's instant death for them as disserter or dissident..
allrice, I Jst wan see baba shake small.........
Politics › Re: From ‘poorly Qualified’, The Economist Says Adeosun Is A ‘tenacious’ Minister by elmisti(m): 8:15am On Jul 28, 2016
her TSA bahhuh walahi no wahala...........may my life not be like d one who do the work and leave d glory for others, I will never be an iniesta in my life...messi is my portion
Travel › Re: FG Deports 3 Koreans, Bans Them From Nigeria For 10 Years by elmisti(m): 7:59am On Jul 28, 2016
me before reading = I hope they are south Koreans oooo


checked d news and saw south Koreans= mtchew, I was wishing north Koreans, so that fat boy will threaten baba small, and buratai, dambazau and Co. will actually be working for dia money........





all in all , deportation is welcomed
NYSC › Re: July Allawee by elmisti(m): 7:58am On Jul 28, 2016
jswagg4:
LOOOOLLL.......... I don transfer the anointing jare,oya comment.
ehn. ehn, dis one Wey July take nitro speed go, I Dey hope make dem take nitro pay d money too and make anambra take nitro pay d 8mnth Wey dem owe me.
NYSC › Re: July Allawee by elmisti(m): 2:17am On Jul 28, 2016
I will not comment until jswagg4 open his usual allawe thread, he is d anointed allawee thread guy for b15. grin
Crime › Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by elmisti(m):
naughtynaughty:
dats so true .. Ull see even a small boy doing it .. Even if it's just 10k they make.. Dey r okay.. So far Dey r just doing it
with d way dollar is ehn, I wnt be surprised Wen I see PhD holders scamming Whitey
Crime › Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by elmisti(m): 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2016
ButterFrost212:
Elmisti will be here na, oga working boy...wait sef, are you in ilorin? And it's Jemima from the NTSC thread if you remember.
nysc bah? nt in ilorin, onitsha is wr d ministry is.
Education › Re: Chochmah International School's Teachers' Quaters, Owned By Salvation Ministry by elmisti(m):
SexyRat:
If are still wallowing in ignorance that Churches are rich cos of tithes and offerings, receive sense.

I believed in Supernatural supply
u Don Dey yarn beta until u said dis.....if not tithes and offerings....ND d loan business most churches do with tithes, abi God AV opened a bank for churches in 9ja dat we dnt knwhuh
Crime › Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by elmisti(m): 7:30pm On Jul 25, 2016
Laveda:
I concur. angry I dislike scammers, Nigga work for your own money, and don't sit at home trying to extort from people who's laboured so hard for it.

Jail them. angry
funny thing is, we call them WORKING BOYS grin



Na person Wey dem catch be thief ooo
Crime › Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by elmisti(m): 7:27pm On Jul 25, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Am a Yoruba girl Bt lets be sincere akure/ondo/Ibadan/ile ife guys r gud in dis biznes.. Hardly will u c any young guy in akure or so dat is clean from dis
Most of my frnds in JABU and futa arnt clean atall
that is so undisputed, Ibadan is the cradle of online scam........and b4 smtn shoot me, I am Yoruba and currently I will rank ilorin 2ND. boys ain't smiling
Crime › Re: FUTA & AAUA Students Arrested By EFCC For Over N16m Internet Scam by elmisti(m): 7:22pm On Jul 25, 2016
HungerBAD:
Not surprised.

The Nigerian Educational System has gone to the dogs,and this is sad.

How do you combine reading and scamming together?okay,the lecturers are "BLOCKED"

Undergraduates with a Toyota Highlander?Camry?in my days in the University,the biggest boys then were those who could pay for the Campus Shuttle back to their hostels.

And the biggest boys of all,were those who could take the Okada and sit alone(that means you paid for 2 seats).

This days?I don't get it. You can even tell the qualities of graduates our schools produces this days, by going to the NYSC section of Nairaland.

The English those guys type in there,is enough to make the Government cancel WAEC and JAMB.

It might be because i attended and graduated from the University,when we did not have the internet,that made me face my books only.

These guys should be dealt with.

What a shame.

I say Jail them.
hunger is bad......please find smtn to eat biko
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
serendipityF:
hahahahhahahhahahhaahha, thanks jare...he don catch anoda babe for batch A 2016 so I am 'officially tired'
lemme go and write application for d position of NEXT LEVEL BOYFRIEND cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:18pm On Jul 25, 2016
serendipityF:
kokoko! any1 home? kwana biyu, Biko when are we passing out cry I don tire, I hope itz that september 27 on our call up letter?
Cc 2el elmisti dossylvanus ademasta xcozee gazaliah
lol, should be between 15-29 of September. shey ur corper boyfriend Don Dey expire already ni?
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 2:15pm On Jul 25, 2016
BizBloke:
[color=#000033]You're welcome, Elmisti.

You'll be refunded the full payment of local delivery between this evening and tomorrow.

Cheers
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thanks boss. will send u banking details on whatsapp. and old if dere is update on d delivery?
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 10:00am On Jul 25, 2016
BizBloke:
[color=#4C0009][size=13pt]CHINA (EXPRESS FREIGHT) | AVAILABLE FOR DISPATCH[/size]
Elmisti,
1) Laptop Motherboard.

Aadejesu,
1) Phone Screen (Plus Screen Protector and Tools).

I'm totally sorry for the delay. To compensate for that (and although it can't be enough or worthy to replace the delay), I'm taking off 100% OFF your delivery charge - Aadejesu and Elmisti.

So you pay nothing for delivery. Specuit Cargo's dispatch rider will dispatch items today.

Once again, accept my sincere apologies for breaching my delivery promise. It wasn't planned to be so.

Cheers
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thanks man, but as I AV payed for delivery initially. will u bank in for me. 2,500 is not a small awoof in dis economy.
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explodes In Nsit Ibom, Akwa-Ibom by elmisti(m): 8:40am On Jul 25, 2016
Nigeria need diplomats, as in tru diplomats if we ar eva going to progress...nt all dis potbelly politicians who knw nothing abt fixing a rogue nation state like ours........
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explodes In Nsit Ibom, Akwa-Ibom by elmisti(m): 8:34am On Jul 25, 2016
AntiWailer:
Congratulations !!!!!

Blow it up.


Buhari must suffer.

He will not have fuel

He will not have food

He will not have power.

His Children just graduated, no job for them.

Infact his family queued infront of Fayose to collect tubers of Yam.

Please make sure you blow everything up and don't forget 3rd mainland bridge so Buhari will not be able to get to the office.

Bunch of f00ls hailed by poverty stricken f00ls.

-Now that pipeline protection contract of billions of naira per month is not in place, Niger Delta is now suffering.

-Now that Tompolo's account was frozen, the whole Niger Delta is suffering.

-Dansuki is also from Niger Delta because I am aware his release is part of negotiations.

Keep hailing them until u cnt afford ordinary water.
I dnt read anywhere that this is done by militants, if u kip jumping into conclusions like dis ehn, u will break ur leg oo
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 8:04am On Jul 24, 2016
bizbloke, how far with the package? am getting a but nervous
Agriculture › Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by elmisti(m): 7:46pm On Jul 23, 2016
please house. am in need of a business proposal for poultry farming (layers). and a cage system.......wil really appreciate with anyone can help
NYSC › Re: Nysc Coppers Robbed Of State Allowance In Anambra State. by elmisti(m): 7:26pm On Jul 23, 2016
so dis rumor na true?
Politics › Re: Farmers To Pay Fee For Protection – Ogbeh by elmisti(m): 6:58pm On Jul 21, 2016
mrkayusfit:
In my opinion i think the farmers are self centered. Remember these herdsmen are Nigerians and they have the right to live and do their businesses any where in Nigeria. What's the big deal in allocating some portion of their farms for cattle grazing? If they were also rearing cattles, won't they graze them? The herdsmen are majorly the source of beef in the country and since everyone patronizes their meat, why can't we support the grazing bill so they can stop moving their cattles in the cities and instead have grazing fields? If every state creates grazing reserves don't you think it will limit clashes between farmers and herdsmen? I know there are bad eggs amongst the herdsmen but we can't throw away the baby and bath water. There has to be a compromise for the sake of peace.

The farmers should be ready to pay for their protection since they are doing their private business. They are not expected to buy guns to protect themselves. The government will provide security if they are ready to pay. The fulanis are not violent people, let's stop the stigmatization of herdsmen sad
people like you should be hunted to extinction
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 8:35am On Jul 21, 2016
good morning bizbloke. any update regarding my item?
Politics › Re: 7 Nigerians Who Can Upturn IMF's Depressing GDP Forecast by elmisti(m): 9:08pm On Jul 20, 2016
it's not funny jare
Politics › Re: Protest Against Dino Melaye In Abuja Ongoing (PICTURES) by elmisti(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2016
aressssa:
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Gibberish..
u are a waste of free MB
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Things You Can Do To Get A Good Job With A 2.2 Or 3rd Class by elmisti(m): 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
or get a dat loan........buh mehn, I gaz Dey prepare for dis hunting ooooo
Politics › Re: Protest Against Dino Melaye In Abuja Ongoing (PICTURES) by elmisti(m): 5:31pm On Jul 20, 2016
Beamborla:
All they have done is insult real victims of violence.

How did we get here?
just can't explain how it all happened oooooooooooo
Politics › Re: Protest Against Dino Melaye In Abuja Ongoing (PICTURES) by elmisti(m):
aressssa:
Oh, rape and violence against women is only allowed in the Nigerian senate and against your own fellow senate members and not at home?


ipob logic is always demented and upside down logic..


Btw, your role model did it at home to 2 wives and both of them divorced and left him...


.
oponu ayirada.....calling me ipob . seems ipob is d remaining set of sensible group in dis country..........atigbawo ni issue iyawo ti shele......u get erections anytym u see sm1 who is not a zombie
Politics › Re: Protest Against Dino Melaye In Abuja Ongoing (PICTURES) by elmisti(m): 2:49pm On Jul 20, 2016
aressssa:
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When you reason, think and post like ipob, then you are ipob... PERIOD.



Stop domestic abuse against women, your sister, your mother and your wife.


Weak and insecure men beat and rape women.


Rape in Nigeria commands life in prison sentence..
is the senate now a domestic setting. people like u will want doctors to postrate while giving u injections just to know he respect you
Politics › Re: Protest Against Dino Melaye In Abuja Ongoing (PICTURES) by elmisti(m): 2:45pm On Jul 20, 2016
Beamborla:
No doubt, we have lost it in this country.

Two women were gruesomely murderd and there was no protest.

Two stupid politicians insulted each other. And suddenly, some women found their voice. No responsible woman calls another woman's husband names likewise no responsible man threatens to beat up and impregnate another man's wife. They both crossed the line.

There was no life lost!
No physical injury!
No emotional trauma on family and friends.

Issorite!
see me see wahala ooooo, in a meeting Dey collected millions to sit.only God knows how many women out there suffer real violence and we don't see any one stand up for them.stupid set of youth.

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