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Politics › Re: NASS Alone Cannot Pad Budgets – Na’abba by elmisti(m): 10:15pm On Aug 08, 2016
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Sports › Re: Rio 2016: Egyptians Wear Hijab While Playing Volleyball With Germany by elmisti(m): 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2016
MadCow1:
I hope they lose.. angry
d one u dey see from d leggings no reach u?
Sports › Re: Rio 2016: Egyptians Wear Hijab While Playing Volleyball With Germany by elmisti(m): 10:09pm On Aug 08, 2016
Archmage:
its simply the political economy of social values expressed through sports.
u mean d politics of social values?
Agriculture › Re: Why Is Made In Nigeria Rice More Expensive? (photo) by elmisti(m): 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2016
obstead200:
I prefer to suffer and buy made in Nigeria goods at higher prices than to buy cheaper imported goods. Importation is killing us very fast. We need to STOP.
If it means suffering for a while with high prices, so be it. With time, the laws of demand and supply will normalize things
picture of you eating local rice, driving innoson, watching startimes or u jst dey do blind crusade
Education › Re: Ishaq Oloyede Resumes As JAMB Registrar; See How He Was Received (photos) by elmisti(m): 5:28pm On Aug 08, 2016
anny268:
Lol... If u ask me, na who I go ask?
make we ask oloyede
Education › Re: Ishaq Oloyede Resumes As JAMB Registrar; See How He Was Received (photos) by elmisti(m): 5:10pm On Aug 08, 2016
anny268:
How market?
wetin u want make i talk nahuh
Education › Re: Ishaq Oloyede Resumes As JAMB Registrar; See How He Was Received (photos) by elmisti(m): 4:50pm On Aug 08, 2016
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Education › Re: Teacher Writes An Open Letter To WAEC Over Results by elmisti(m): 4:12pm On Aug 08, 2016
LeoFish92:
I have a cousin who despite her brilliance, was given an E8 in mathematics and D7 in physics, she is adamant that those results were not hers and her dramatic mum wants to go to waec office with her and create a scene, and demand for their rightful result, what advice do I give them, they just called me some hours ago

CC : pipbasketing
CDz
if she is 100% sure of herself, let her go and request for her scripts.....
Education › Re: Teacher Writes An Open Letter To WAEC Over Results by elmisti(m): 4:10pm On Aug 08, 2016
crazygod:
No wonder students keep failing if Waec can employ someone with an unruly character like yourself to be a marker. Dude, being a marker doesn't mean you work in Waec.
apologies, jst that it hurts when you accuse innocent people for ur own wrongdoings.......what must have happened in that centre should be a fantastically unforgiveable malpractice ( if words like that exist).....waec pays just 200naira if you identify a malpractise for a whole centre, who in his sane mind destroy lives of hundred students jst for 200?....and mind u, some of this centres believe after settling d waec invigilator, there is no problem, only for d invigilator to get back to base and tick d centres for misconducts ( had dis issue with 4/5 of the centres i marked).....examiners really have little to do with failures in waec, blame d lazy students and lazy teachers who answer exactly four out of ten questions, and share dat same combo among over 100 students in d school who copy word for word.
Politics › Re: Thugs Attack Don Pedro Obaseki In Edo State by elmisti(m): 2:25pm On Aug 08, 2016
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Education › Re: Teacher Writes An Open Letter To WAEC Over Results by elmisti(m): 12:30pm On Aug 08, 2016
crazygod:
From what I heard from a Waec official, the exam body don't really do fair marking. They intentionally mark certain states higher than some other states. For instance, Lagos state has the highest marking criteria and that simply means when a student in Lagos gets a C, another student in a state like kano or borno with the same raw score will be graded with an A.
This is simply the reason why you will see schools in some states getting all As and they can't defend it in post UME.
Post UME to me is a true test for a potential undergraduate academic ability.
shut up and perform well in ur exams. no one is marking any1 low........i for one marked civic ed. nd u shkd see the trash students write.....not forgetting instances where d whole centre write d same thing....
Celebrities › Re: George Williams Is Dead (Ghanaian Actor) by elmisti(m): 10:43pm On Aug 07, 2016
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Politics › Re: 1,005 Kwara Pensioners Die Over Unpaid Salaries by elmisti(m): 5:24pm On Aug 07, 2016
Willybos:
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abi wetin person wan talk for d mata now?
Politics › Re: 1,005 Kwara Pensioners Die Over Unpaid Salaries by elmisti(m): 3:53pm On Aug 07, 2016
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:53pm On Aug 07, 2016
rakabuba001:
Today is exactly 2 months to our pop....dont just wish for it to fly but try as much to do something worthwhile as a corp member. Remember we only serve Once. wink
see, untill nysc release dier nonsense pop programme, make una no dey call october7 pop jare.........wetin i wan dey do here enta october?
NYSC › Re: Just Got A Job In Lagos A Month To POP by elmisti(m): 9:12pm On Aug 06, 2016
congratulations bro
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:26pm On Aug 06, 2016
littlemistress:
language barrier is no issue as long as they understand English, u maintain your lane & u dont meddle in their affairs. cool
i guess u nt anywr near d east, for anambra here ehn.....they teach english language in igbo...nt to mention official meetings.......as much as i like d place
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:18pm On Aug 06, 2016
littlemistress:
overfreshness dey worry my ppa. you no see say na lowkey i dey? we're just two in my ppa (I & one other guy). free accommodation, free electricity, water supply, even free food & extra bonuses. this my service year ehn...na baba God help me arrange am cheesy
hahaha... sharp babe, almost same with mine, free evrytn infact, students dey wey go sweep room........if na place wey u want, biko stat to dey push make em retain u ooo....if no be say my own na skul, nd language barrier, i for don dey push am.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:02pm On Aug 06, 2016
littlemistress:
my dear..allawee na real drug money. to save na wahala..i just dey manage put something for savings. infact, na retainment things i dey work. do u know if fg go pay that october allawee? undecided
we will do double clearance end of dis month, so em suppose pay october wen we don reach awse.......and dis one u dey reason make de retain u, na so d place fresh reach?........
Computers › Re: What Kind Of Laptop Can I Get For My 8year Old Nephew And Where by elmisti(m): 11:43am On Aug 06, 2016
lordoseji:
Exactly why I am addicted to this Forum
Some times nairaland just be like all those
igbo joints wey off key
discussions sabi take place.
OP just asked a pressing question. Rather
than getting an answer, or at the very least, a dignified silence, viola! You already called him a fool. I think the best wey to get a quick and reasonable
reply to questions on this forum is to first filter
those monikers with out any trace of weed,
then quote them with your questions.
for ur mind now bahhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46am On Aug 06, 2016
littlemistress:
Wow. Seems like yesterday when we all got our CUL. service year has been all shades of goodness for me. got posted to a good ppa & I'm grateful for it. I'll miss being a corper cos of the perks that comes with it..esp allawee even though na drug money. I'll be back to share my testimony though. Does anybody know if stream 1 will be paid october allawee? abeg oo...i needing it.:p And to think I'm yet to get December allawwee. undecided as for me.., I'm not waiting for a modern day slavery job in the form of white collar job. there are lots of things to be done.!
lol, u got me at "drug money" grin....mehn d thing com dey do me like salt n sugar ooo....ppa is kinda fresh here too, plus with this nonsense food price in market ehn, was unable to buy rice with my hard earned money, i prefer to boil d money chop....nt to talk of garri sef....and plans of geting my own place in lag don dey pause mode....lemme still chill with em family small nd eat free food .....but i hope tinz get beta in d country sha.......especially light.....i get almst 20hrs of electricity here fa
Travel › Re: UK-Based Man Excited With His Nigerian Passport - Photo by elmisti(m): 8:45am On Aug 06, 2016
alaye is happy he will enta any ecowas nation na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:35am On Aug 06, 2016
rakabuba001:
September or October last last we go finish...I pray life after Nysc sweet pass the one we experiencing now.
aashe!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Storms PDP Convention Committee Inauguration Venue for Secret Meeting. by elmisti(m): 11:32pm On Aug 05, 2016
kikiki....espionage
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m):
na which kind play 2el dey play sohuh........ abeg make dem free me september jare
Business › Re: Nigerians React To CBN Subsidizing Dollar Rates For Muslim Pilgrims by elmisti(m): 4:09pm On Aug 05, 2016
like i am not really concerned but i watched bubu tell amapour that we cant afford to pay student forex, and bubu also sold his house to pay zahra fees......







NIGERIA, A BLACK COUNTRY IN A DARK CONTINENT
Sports › Re: Arsenal Completes Signing Of Kelechi Nwakali by elmisti(m): 4:39pm On Aug 04, 2016
iddokay
NYSC › Re: July Allawee Oooooooooo by elmisti(m): 9:00pm On Jul 31, 2016
jswagghuh?......boys don collect for anambra since friday na
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 6:22pm On Jul 31, 2016
BizBloke:
[color=#000033]I'll be expecting it, Elmisti.

Dispatch will be done tonight. The dispatch rider will contact you.

Cheers
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package delivered, infact i have been using it since......very smooth dealing with you, looking forward to bigger deals. thanx once more grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:18pm On Jul 31, 2016
Aare2050:
*waking up from the left side of the bed*

wait o. did I just say bed?
chai, naija why?

if you see this thing I called bed, you go shake your head for me.

Nsukka area where I dey I more or less a village as Igbo as most seen they refer to their home town as their village.

for 3 months now, no light. I don't just want to regret serving at this moment as everything is going.

emlina must really be happy, maybe they are given her free food, and other things. elmisti stop talking about tradition for now. Biko.

I miss you all guys here.....

anyway, I now have two blogs, one is for soccer punters and the other for romance lovers.

and when service ends, before I get the white collar job.
I have concluded plan to start a laundry business.
graduate alagbafo...lol

if white collar job no come early, Na to continue to masters be that....


I don't even know when I go marry, maybe 2020

but wait o...
who cares if I marry or nothuh

shy am I even putting this herehuh

goodnight
well said elder, i dey reason second option too, be like say na 160k i go carry enta lag after d whole thing.......and dat marry case ehn, i dey find baby mama first
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:08pm On Jul 30, 2016
Emlina:
I didn't know ds page wz still alive o. Good to see u all. How d srvc year be? I found myself insyd a remote village. Enjoying it deeply. Elmisti, Ademasta et al. How una be?
did u jst say u enjoying remote villagehuh aare2050, i think traditional forces ar doin smtn here
NYSC › Re: July Allawee by elmisti(m): 12:34pm On Jul 28, 2016
jswagg4:
o boy.... 8months?? Nawa o. NYSC suppose settle us on or before Friday.
make dem sama boys sharp sharp grin

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