₦airaland Forum

Make una see me see gobe ooooo. Some kind pple jst cnt help but get on ur nerves....naso i tell my HOD to borrow me textbook make i take make lesaon note for one topic lyk dat ooo.......she gave me d book nd i cldnt finish wit d note dat day so i took d textbook to d lodge to finish up so i can rtrn it d next day.......d kind of rain wey fall ovanyt jst put me for one beta sleep dat i ddnt wake up until past9.......naso i hear say my HOD dey find me oo....i enta staff room na hin my madam turn eminem for my head ooo.. She produce like 5 platnum album for my head jst bcus i took one textbook to d lodge oooo. If i arrange haywire1 nd babatawa for her now pple go say i wicked oo

tk4life:
Chai it avf tayed ooo I don miss all of mi niggax n babes in diz house hw service dey treat all of una elmisti, gazillah, n 2el koh hw una dey nasarawa corpers don tire ooo

Bossman....make d term end sef......i don dey reasom to slapy HOD

EmperorMGI:
pls, is this Olive?

Olive

Kikikikikiki

Oh mummy mummy

TOBIeee68:
kwasu do graduate wit 3.5cgpa first class any kwasu student can testify whr federal uni do graduate wit 4.5cgpa wit stresse

See bad belle oooo! 3.6 cgpa out of 4.0cgpa........pass mark in kwasu is 45 for a D...ntn like E in kwasu.....go find out

Gazaliah:
Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal

agbaya sombiri.............

in his bid to stop d strike.... bubu will send letter to buratai....u can imagine d orders! I find peace in did hardship by remindn myself DAT I Neva believed APC

Yhinkss:
So happy just go on and sell yours too to ALI BOKO SHERIFF and FAYOSHIT a nice combo, dunce

sorry bro. I don't get paid for dis... I only get to spend my pay well if d nation is in order

Yhinkss:
The sane Nigerians will vote for him and not the hatred few. So keep calling nigerians as if you voted for him in the last one. The same patter will be followed you and your people vote for ALi BOKO and FAYOSHE while we vote for able Buhari
.
Keep you trash to yourself

in drakes voice *u sold ur soul*

haywire07:
Who wan lose him job cos he join strike .

Anybody dat wants to join d strike Shld join ,make baba sack dem and replace dem wit us

I know just one haywire....*pull out flavrd sh*t*






who u be?

all protocols duly observed. pls. am a intending farmer currently serving in Onitsha. I need a poultry to understudy and an hatchery too. any1 who can help??

biko, she strike dey. make I sabi hw week dey go

jatau7:
make I greet una ohhh...haywire1, 2el, idee, keribaby, elmisti, gazaliah,mobi18, ikyebest wia chop my 400 naira card, hilsocial, babatawa...my 1 and only goodyboo...and d rest....I greet una....how service dey go na...hope una dey enjoy d selfless service. ..1 love

boss. I hail ooooooo

I started respecting dis guy since I


*saw works on LG-IB expressway

*SUre-P projects

*YouWin

*my Ilorin airport upgrade

*he commissioned my alma mata

*He gets too touchy nd hear d. Cry of pple as if he reads NL

*He was betrayed in broad day light

There was jst little I cld do as no one in my area saw any of dis...and now it yaf hapnd.....I pray n hope dis present administration get it right too...all I want is to enjoy my fathersland

jidebond:
Greatest scam of all time, stealing is not corruption

Corruption is nt budget padding, back door federal employment, media misinformation.....

Adminisher:
This is bullshit and you know it. It is very funny. So people actually know the value of a good name yet they waste opportunities and destroy people's lives like this nonentity has done?. I cannot point to any single legacy this man achieved.
Everything you point at, Obj started it or the high oil price created the bubble.

He left Nigeria far worse than he met it and if you are honest, this is the truth you should be telling your grandchildren.

Also be honest to tell them that you are only keeping his potrait because he was the first SS/ND/Ijaw president of Nigeria thanks to the vision of Obj and the providence of God but he never achieved anything for his region.
During his reign and after, it was kidnapping, cultism, rape, prostitution thst was the lot of the Niger Delta. Youths were without employnent. The only refineries, fertiliser complexes and power plants were those planned and built by northern military heads of state and Obj. It was the vision of Yaradua that ended the militancy and that your hero was a woman wrapper who was presided over by five other presidents all women

So u hve a problem with women inclusion in government


Go back to the stone ge u crawled out from!

otokx:
Go to Otuoke and ask them when last they saw electricity - many years ago.

We will never forgot GEJ - an example of how not to be your brother's keeper.

Obasanjo cldnt fix sango otta bridge in 8yrs

Ur Buhari ddnt thnk his state needed a Uni

Kill urslf for politicians u hear!

Lumiere91:
Most importantly,is he in heaven?

Can u help find out

opalu:
Is Saraki the Head of Service for Civil Servants in the National Assembly?
These people cross the constitution at will.

Go bak to every skul u av pyed for and request for a refund!....

femi4:
You don baff?
Olamide style is different and has nothing to do with Dagrin. The pioneer remains Lord of Ajasa

Ajasa pioneered it truly..buh dagrin sold it all over d nation....He fused street well with class....I dnt want to stat comparn past, present nd past participle....buh d guy was great......RIP to him

Welcome ya all....anambra pays 8,000.....am currently serving in onitsha....The governor increased corpers alawee since febuary...

Issorite

joborskill:
[b]I laugh at the ignorance displayed by many emotionally clouded Nigerians who are against the grazing bill proposed for the Fulani cattle rearers in all states of the Federation. Let's remember that like every other Nigerians, the Fulani's have the right to live and do their business in any part of the country. It is their constitutional right as Nigerians to own grazing fields in any choice location of the country so far it is paid for or provided by the government. We ought to applaud the move made by the federal govt because it will help in ending the unnecessary violence between the Farmers and the Herdsmen. By provision of grazing fields, the fulani's will be restricted to graze on an apportioned land provided by the federal govt. It will be a crime for them to graze their cattles on people's farms once the bill is passed into law. We should not castigate every fulani herdmen as killers because of the few bad ones among them. The incidence in Agatu and other parts of the country were perpetuated by cattle rustlers and not Fulani herdsmen. Cattle rustlers are armed terrorist who steal cattles from herdsmen and graze them around the country as a cover up for their terrorist acts. The ordinary Fulani herdsmen are peaceful people and will never harm innocent Nigerians. The fulani's do not move around with weapons but sticks to guide their cattle. I observed most critics of this Bill are from the eastern part of the country. The igbos need to realize that the federal govt owns all the land and territories in Nigeria and it can decide on how it chooses to use every inch of its territory. The fulani's have every right to graze in the SE and there is nothing any one can do about it. It is their right as a Nigerian just like the igbos are the most travelled tribe doing business in every part of the country. We cannot decide to restrict all igbo traders to the east because of the attitude of few bad eggs amongst them likewise the Fulani's. Most Nigerians criticized the federal govt when they decide to create ranches and import grasses from Brazil to graze these cattles so the herder wont roam about. Now the FG is shifting plans to create a grazing site for the herders in every state which is not a bad move by all standards. We are one Nigeria and we must learn to tolerate ourselves and live in peace. We must shun the politics of hatred and tribalism. Lord Luggard saw the potentials in our diversity before merging us up to form this great country. We must not allow ethnicity to cloud our sense of judgement when the federal govt proposes law that will favour every Nigerian. We must support the grazing bill so the Fulani's can do their business in peace. BTW i am a Yoruba man from the SW. proudly Nigerian [/b]

cc: fulanimafia
passingshot

I have one advice for U, never ever try to pro-create with this sense of urs....I fear for d next generation if my children av to cohabit wit urs!....oniraanu, ode, oponu, alainironu.....foolish, senseless barbaric fellow...like it is only in Nigeria that cows ar bn reared....I will take d two days ban for insulting U...on a second thought, am nt insultn u, jst tryn to sve my own life...foolish thing....let d whole of ur state b a grazing field na....see as am vexed sef......get d hell out of here...How much did u sell ur soul for

Seem to me that Wetkas is a naïve investigator...u want to nail d SP and u think dere is a chance for goofing...u dnt go to court except ur homework, field work and in africa *juju work is done*....To nail dis kinda lion, u need ur evidence(s) in the following format


#1--Document ( pdf, ms word, txt, powerpoint ) nd saved on 10 hard drives with 70 anti-virus, anti spy ware installed

#2--Audio format ( Wma, mp3, Mp4 audio, Voice note ) saved on 5million tapes, 3million disks and 10k flash drive..coded by bill gates himself

#3--Video format ( 3gp, mp4 (72ohp), 3d, HD)..saved on sme number of disks as 1 ad 2

#4--If possible, u shld invite angel gabriel to support in safeguarding ur exhibits n

#5--carry weight like 10k pound with ur brain, toungue nd eyes...d morale wil be needed.....

ojuolu:
. We will find our way around this. No single economy that have aligned with China(although very few) has greatly or irreparably suffered from the yuan regimes.
You are correct.

Bro, I hope so ooo, cnt wait for dis nation to be great...I cnt travel ooooo.....whether dey like it or nt.

Basically....they meet nd snap pictures with the budget, then baba checks his schedule nd jet out of d country, inform us frm abroad that there ar issues wit d budget...then d senate go on twitter nd tweet their life....den baba come bak again nd snap picture with d budget and d cycle continues...





If them born una well, make my alawee for dis. Month no enter in a sensible tym....awon weyre gbogbo...both PDP, APC , ANPP, AD , AG.....infact u pple jst mke me wish I cn send sm1 to heaven to report u pple to baba God....any1 willing to help out

Graze bill ko, craze bill ni

Seun:
"Lend us a lot of dollars", said Nigeria, "so we can squander it on wasteful subsidies"
"Sure, but first you must sign this agreement to hold our currency", said China.
"No problem", said Nigeria. "We'll say it's part of our brilliant Economic plan"

*hands him a wailers form*

Welcome sir!.....

Ok

omobaekiti:
I should have educated you on the matter as I see your education on the matter is sadly lacking but you confessed that you are wailing,which translate to mean you would not be intellectually honest," intellectual honesty is characterized by your readiness to scrutinize what you believe and listen to other evidence available" but in your wailing mode I don't think that is possible. So I will save my time by not wasting it on you.

If dere is anytn u think I. M nt seein right, point it out nd bck it up wit facts.....

Seriously?.....thts cool!