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APC keep acting like its campaign time all day....when will they face governance and stop dis public drama......I really dnt knw why am commenting....but no fuel ( nt even in the CCT sef )...dey will take light again now nd dey will postpone to july...

Olukologia:
Who that one epp?

People of wungu

zicky:
this is not the first time it is happening ask older corpers that serve in bayelsa, its now a norm, if they don't block the road their transport allowance will not be paid

Mehn, no be small thing.....in dis era wey boys no dey smile sef

That's a first!........Pioneer protesting corpers.........I thought dey said corp members ar nt supposed to protest

Sambest2:
My broda, awoof dey purge belle ooo...

Kikiki, d one wey I want na d one dem dey pay ftr I don collect dischrge....make state jst sleep..pay me like 3x

freegaza:
What type of problem did she face pls?

I wnt say wht I dnt knw very well, buh I kw she d to go to d secretariat to clear herslf so her acnt will be balanced....I dnt thnk dey will assume its for april...d mistake might even continue, but let's wait nd see sha.....




Plz update boys as d tin go, cuz I dey wait dat kind mistake too

freegaza:
I withdrew

U withdraw the two

Congratulations to u all.....wish u d best life offers!...journey mercy back home nd lng live to enjoy what u worked for!



Signed B15 members


2el! Oya come nd approve!

freegaza:
I did clearance before relocating...Now i got double allowee for my old and new state of deployment... For the new state they just wrote Allowee from FG no date is written while the old state clearly states March 2016 allowee... Now am afraid of withdrawing both so that it may not affect me... Ayima,
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Guy, no withdraw d two oooo!...there is sm1 here who got excess nd withrwed (btch A)..if u see d kind wahala she is goin tru now ehn!...but

Aare2050:
Uncle Ajasa just deflected my goal

here I am on page 3. of ajasa4link advice thread, don't worry guys I'm not here to derail the thread.

first of all introduction
Aare is the name, I'm known as the Landlord of the left mansion in the Batch B'15 thread, Allsmyles is my iyalode.
KBS468 is my witness
Ademasta is my engineer
elmisti is my in format or
2el is the man/woman, person no even know.


back on the matter.
as a B'15 corps member, I think I have to steal some clues from the OP. because either I like it or not,by September I will also be saying bye bye to NYSC, and finally five my complete complete kaki to my Mum. yeah, she told me she wants to have it, I don't know why though I will ask her when the time comes.


before service, I made a lot of plans of what to do during service, I thought about starting a business or teaching in other school apart from my ppa and all other stuffs like that.
but the reality is, I wasn't posted to a city or town, I was posted to a village, this affected all my plans negatively. but still I still have option of farming as the rain starts now. so I've just planted some annual crops.


on the issue of saving during NYSC.
I must I need advice on this.
because since I start serving, money is not coming from my parents, uncles, friends or any other relative, I now depend fully on my stipends paid irregularly by NYSC. so up till now I've been able to save 800# lol. its not funny though, but I'm not sure I will be able to safe anything from this 19800 considering the state of the economy.


my plan is to become a full time farmer after service.
I think that's the only thing one can start without much capital. I don't know about others, but job hunting is going to be a pleasure hunt for me when the time comes rather than a pressure hunt.

congratulations to all A'15

Good luck to all B'15

and to all A'16 we are expecting you all o.
my mind tells me, my future wife is among you people. make una come quick.

Aare gbogbo left!...I tell U, dis saving tin na wahala ooo, and to make matters worse, shoprite will open arnd my PPA on thursday ( see gobe! )....I don reason poultry farming too, but tht one na after september or make I still go hide for skul in d name of Msc.....but I dey find babatawa if he go get kanoko or Ofe...I wan enter gambia.........hw d tin dey go bro??...

wazzalurd:
Foreseeing issues unspoken of in this matter, budget signing case might extend to somewhere arnd june/july...and 2016 batch A Pcm are rotten their time away awaiting the so called budget to be signed.

Kikiki, dat batch is very unlucky, and to think baba can jst wake up in china nd smoke jedi, he can cancel d whole scheme sef.....I dnt see him signing d budget untill may/ june......

AfroKnight:
Let us be fair.

WHO INSTALLED THE PRESENT LEADERSHIP OFTHE SENATE? PDP OF COURSE. and you wonder why things are not working out?

When Saraki snatched the position like a Yahoo boy, you PDP criminals supported and hailed him. Now that PDP influences everything in the National Assembly we can see confusion everywhere.

Ur analytical sense is on sleep mode!.....I wonder how u can blame d legislature for this!....Buhari himself acknowledged his initial budget was faulty, nd now he received a corrected version nd refused to sign it and d only reason on media is cuz of a railway project...and to think dere is something called a supplementary budget.....jst like sm1 hav said, buhari is jst punishing Zoogerians for rejecting him 3times.....I cast out d Zombie in u by the Fire of common sense!

martin92:
I GOT AN ALERT ! ! !


UBA, My NYSC bank sent me a message. I opened it, expecting to see 19,800. I saw a credit alert of 35 naira.

Lol. Judging by d tym u posted dis...I thnk I can relate to wah u goin tru...oya sharprly go nd withdraw d 35naira, atlest u will buy sugar to keep d garri factory

Current DP of corpers

If I remember well....Yar Adua first move as president was to check d negative impact of China on Nigeria.....Its will be a costly mistake if baba go dere nd put us in a deep sh*t ooo....Dis nation needs to grow now or else!

Space booked


Nice write up op




*picks phone*


2el ooooooooooo!....oya carry all batch B niggas nd come nd occupy dis space...let dem com nd learn now...especially that one dat is always buying 5k fish barbecue for babes evry week......

2el:
They said on 15th according to information I gt from Abuja...

Tah!...d latest info from CHINA is that, Nysc is now a compulsory charity scheme. Corpers wnt be paid again!..



*run outta thread*

mistabiola:
That's why Mr Bubu no gree pay your allowee

More of d reason why I wnt to sell some to T.B nd dddy E.A

bignene:
who gave this man weed

I did

iykebest1:
my own principal collect naa. Though not via me. Buh some corper niggas wey no dey hear word. The man don calm kpatakpata. As for the contract, if the pay make sense, I go send my corper thugs over.

Boys aint smiling o......as per paymnt, u knw say d tin full ground na

lilliesboy:
The suffering is just too much. I am even contemplating suicide.

Lol, ontop 19.8....like say na d first tym wey dem go delay payment b dis bah.....

iykebest1:
baba nla. .I dey hear ur scores here. No be you wan fight ur LGI the other day?

Fight LGI ke?....although my principal need some panel beating....d contract dey open if u want oo

KingJB:
I just dey pity that guy wey wan start ewar with you. Elmisti baba, aw eldola Na....
Greetings from the left mansion

All hail d King!......I dey come left now

Lol, see peeps comin bak here.....




Oya make una return to una PPA sharp sharp...nobody is redy to giv charity here.....buh srslsy.....oya if u get surplus food, start donating here.....






I can spare one cup of rice, one bottle of kerosene, 10 cubes of sugar and half pack of oat.....my salt don almst finish so I no dey give.......


CC evr1, especially dose married women, com nd help peeps out oo

dejt4u:
Help me to thank God oo.. I got my first query letter ever yesterday from my PPA..
I am more than happy now..

Congrats bro!

U did not involve snakes, lalasticlala will not move it to promise land na.....oya sharprly go kill one millipede add am and use d phrase "big snake".......#jstmy1kobo








*to d post*..........great job, as my corper madam willl say..."Only god can reward U"

ytundejayman:
Pls can I still apply for relocation as at April 2016 am a batch B 2015 coper

Na which kind jazz or hiphop dem take block. Ur eyes b4




*was kidding*


I dnt thnk dat is possible again

2el, see wetin alawee don program u to....once upon a time u only post jst like 2wice in a week.....I don dey laff u tey tey....dey do me like say make dem no pay dis tin till u speak ur native language

whodohgeepee:
una dey mind my epileptic patient ba ? kikikikiki...elmisti pls come home...

Whohewhodogeepp....I no fit write dis ur moniker sef....if I com awse...tell boys say flavoured pckage no dey ground oo....I go find free ride come

Chuvin22:
BROS!! Sorry oh, Are you a graduate?

Am not....any problem


*modified*

On a second thought YES I AM, Nairalanders ask dis kinda question wen dey find "error(s)" in ur grammar........but bro if dats why u askn, don't sweat oo, I have my degree already oo and u can't fit take it from me oo. So just chill ehn!....saving us d stress of argument as u fit no get fuel nd light to power E-war...

The future is bright!

D way dis government is goin ehn....all you foolish graduates that voted dem in...u jst startd ni oooo, I thought alawee is supposed to be 45k now na....even d 19.8 dey enta go slow....if 2019 come, carry broom all ova d place again ooo.......I jst feel for the minority that never had any hand in dis.......



*drops mic*


*storm out b4 dem chop me*


B4 una abuse me...I dey expert alert wey I work for too ooooo!