NYSC › Re: NYSC Explains Delayed Corps Members January Allowance - VANGUARD by elmisti(m): 8:17pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Lalalasticalalala....una no go see dis one now ooo, untill tonto dikeh open yansh bah  ....... Buh me no dey expect d money dis week b4, u dnt plan wit govt. Money |
NYSC › Re: No State Welfare: Corps Members Cried Out In Edo State by elmisti(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Guy, biko, reconstruct and recast ur article.... |
Politics › Re: What Buhari Achieved In Seven Months – Presidency by elmisti(m): 12:17pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Jesusloveyou: so u are stil a corper, no wonder u are greedy and lack common sense If wanting good governance and accountability is greed, yes I am greedy...if the wisest man in ur township don't know saraki and Atiku ar one of the most corrupt people around then u shld call for help!... |
Politics › Re: What Buhari Achieved In Seven Months – Presidency by elmisti(m): 10:33am On Feb 04, 2016 |
DropShot: The NOTHING Buhari has achieved in seven months surpasses the SOMETHING GEJ achieved in 5.5 years.
So, Buhari will always be preferred over and above the Ineffectual Buffoon any day and at anytime. I will advice u halt pro-creating for a while, cnt imagine u bringn a child to this earth...the kind foolishness running in ur bloodstream is alarming........ What Zombies don't know is that wailers want tru change, not the DP changing, twitter trending govt. We have today....If dasuki is or anyone is guilty, let them make dier cse in court and take bak the yam from him b4 sending him to jail,...Oh, nd what happened to Saraki case, u short sighted zombie!...or u mean to tell me that Emir sanusi won't have any part to play in any mismanagement from 2011-2015  ....oh, abi senior man Obasanjo is a saint  ...and yes Atiku is one of the angels guiding heavens gate... Boy/ man....infact Zombie!....untill 1$ is 1naira, untill there is uninterupted supply, untill my nysc allowance is 45k, untill unemployed youth receive 5k......u should STFU and hope things go right for us |
NYSC › Re: Where Can An Oversea Bsc Nursing Graduate Serve? by elmisti(m): 7:11am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Make she finish for Harvard and do IT inside white house, na one public hospital/ clinic dem go put am, if she like humanitarian work, she fit enjoy d village, if not, biko look for a way to get her in a city....Or best, help her pray Nysc is scrapped b4 she finish...#myownKobo |
NYSC › Re: The Fina Tale Of A Corper By T.I.A by elmisti(m): 6:40pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
HM!
The whole write up got scary wen it got to the part of "or worse, a second class lower"..........Currently in service and av seen few underemployed and unemployed folks too....but then, its d reality....what I think is the best solution to this is deciding fast if one want to be a job seeker or an entrepreneur way b4 the 100days.... |
Gaming › Re: In Need Of COD: Modern Warfare 2 (PC) SOLVED by elmisti(m): 10:23am On Feb 01, 2016 |
@ op, ar u serving in awka, I need to juice up my lappy wit some games, currently in onitsha tho, buh will be arnd dere soon |
Computers › Re: Windows 10 Problems And Solutions (official Microsoft Windows 10 links added) by elmisti(m): 1:25am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Gurus in d awse, biko. Dis my own W10 ehn...bn very. Friendly until I decided to put my games back in, imagine!...d tin com dey tell me "this app can not run on dis pc"...FIFA of all, game dat av bn plyn since God knws...heard it might be cuz d disk is pirated...biko is dere a way around dis  |
NYSC › Re: Corpers Serving In Anambra Should Pls Come In And Help by elmisti(m): 3:01pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Na NDA u finish  ....person no fit joke small  ....buh anyways Goodluck soldier man |
NYSC › Re: Corpers Serving In Anambra Should Pls Come In And Help by elmisti(m): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
So for ur mind you dey reason prospect, what happened to just serving ur fadaland wholeheartedly, its not supposed to be so ooo....there is no state in dis country without prospect...choose ones that the culture and people in it suit u better...even in Lagos, niggas ar making money through agric... Back to ur real question, anambra is a good state, but for ur rat mind, even if u get anambra, do u think u will be lucky enuf to get anytn close to what u want  ....put in mind that d state av plenty public skul and most of dem rely on corp members for teaching...there is a 95% chance that u will posted to a skul if u servn in anambra...so think twice or make u face NORTH! |
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:02pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Shegofams: The left mansion @ Yaba abi *smashe boTtle on his head*.... |
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 3:43am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Mehn...mst be a swell One! |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 2:34pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
cube2012: Bro following the argument you guys are having, @elmisti are you trying to say it was global votes ? Man Headies is a scam to me, as phyno wasn't nominated I didn't bother watching. Really the next rated by facts and hardwork is Lil Kesh and Kiss Daniel, their future songs are going to still make hits BUT Reekado deserves no award, Katapot is dull even HipTV play it once every blue moon. He wasn't even aroung to receive it to show u Headies has a serious sentiment problem. Also gave DJ special recognition. And about olamide being childish, he wasn't childish he was just showing the street in him, he wasn't forming anything just being a bitter real nigga. *drops microphone *drops cup Iyalaya anybody Eyan Mayweather.  Bro, there is a thin line between STREET and NUISANCE, olamide crossed that line! |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 6:24am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: that not true.music is music.part,club etc.votes did not count..which music tell me which of his songs was even close to that of kiss Daniels woju or laye.I think hip world has gotten to a stage were they imagine an award without mavins getting something is not the path to tread. In baba hafusa's word. Street take over.I bile.even the general view amongst other artist shows rekado did north deserve it. He is not even on par with kiss daniels Go and ask Rugged man why Mode9. Kept flooring him for years...music is not just music bro!...nd am ctually kinda grateful lil kesh didn't get d award...U can't be constituting nuisance in ur hits everytym and expect pple to calmly vote U!...baba hafusa thought street is taking over, but nha..street remained in d street......one thing is, I was very sure one of the children will win it...that just shows most pple subconsciously underrate the guy....Good luck to all of dem tho |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 6:10am On Jan 02, 2016 |
cococandy: Olamide just lost a fan here. Eww. Such an embarrassing outburst.
Was he high, drunk or both?  Kikiki.... What do u expect fron the red cup carrying crew...One thing banky did for Wiz kid was mould his public figure, Don jazzy also did that well for his Children....Olamide can't mould his own self, so he got his nonsense agbero attitude to his crew and dey displayed a complete nuisance |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 6:07am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: you are asking me to accept defeat his very funny.do you even know what music is. When facts are glaring you hide under stories. Tell one hit song from rekado that can compare to that of lil kesh or kiss Daniels.not even God win. If you can then I will keep shut if not .you leave naira land for good Lol, its one thing to make hit songs, its another thing to actually get people to vote you....And if u talking REAL MUSIC, I dnt think lil kesh got dat..its not always abt d beat nd d gibberish lyrics that lacks message....Am not a big fan of Nigerian muzic...but bro, street was left in d streets....nd real music won...Street took over only in radios, clubs and parties...buh the music remained with them as dey were casting dier votes |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 6:00am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: global in what sense. Shooting video overseas does not make you global.tell me how records has he sold overseas.shoki is danced in all places by politicians,students ,even in churches.woju was the most appealing song of the year.can you tell me sincerely any of rekado banks song that even was as successful as his label mate Korede bello with Godwin.so what are you saying.a song with a dance component that has gone viral nation wide even overseas people are dancing shoki.its a phenomenon it is the only one that can truly compete with azonto.forget packaging .the award was between Kiss Daniel and lil kesh.did you see Son jazzy's reaction when bovi said it was a mistake?it shows something unique and rare. Son was not rooting for Rekado but korede bello.we all know korede's sign fared better than that of rekado within the time frame even till now God win his still popular that rekado's catapult fire bird way dey twitter Good, since u urself av justified that Don j. Wasn't rooting for reekado, then we can agree it wasn't rigged  ... Then to the global aspect, did u know that for the first tym eva NBA stars played on african soil...Reekado performed in court  .....Reekado like al oda. Chidren is a glo ambassador ( that lone na global sh*t )....nd lemme tell you, shoki might look cool nd crazy, but u and your babe no fit dance am make una enjoy.... Bro, jst accept that you amazed by pples choice make we bone matter.... |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 5:44am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: guy I did not remove lil kesh .I only want to debunk the notion of rekado having been voted for more. Between rekado and lil mesh any time any day ladies will vote more for lil kesh .am just trying to establish the fact that even compare to korede bello rekado will still not win .ladies vote for many reasons amongst this are sex appeal,looks swag,lewed lyrics.popularity. tell me what do rekado posses amongst this when compared to the 3 others nothing. Once gain, u just speculating. Bro, u don't have concrete evidence the results was rigged, so u kip cool and accept defeat...If it. Was not by vote now, dey can drag it to ny length, but it was voting.......and an election can not satisfy two parties....d best thing to do is to take it cool |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 5:34am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: guy forget voting.if it was based on that I tell you lil kesh ,Kiss Daniels and even korede would have the highest. My area in his igboro.a lot of people voted for lil kesh and kiss especially the ladies.can I ask the question honestly,between kiss Daniel and rekado who did you think would have gotten more female votes? Bro, don't let speculate, now you urself av removed lil kesh from d top runners...I dnt giv a damn who gets d award...The process was clear enuf nd olamide should av jst go bak to d drawing board nd work on promoting his artiste more...He did that tho by d rant, but nha, its not dat way...And do you know the Mavins have a media team tking care of affairs of the CHILDREN?...nd to think all of dem ar glo ambassadors already sef.... Plus. What you don't get about d Next rated award is that, it is not about d song dey sing ddis year, its about d songs pple feel they will sing Next year!...Now look @ it dis way...Reekado was singing alrdy @ alibaba event, nd d cup carrying riff raffs were all assembling for mere awards......its just a matter of doing the right thing after music.... |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 5:19am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: guy show Biz no get respect.Olamide statement was clear lil mesh is the next rated for the street.which in arguably is the home of hip hop.won jazzy story about not liking awards were faked go back and watch is reaction when bovi said it was a mistake. And compare with the statement he said.he knows rekado did not deserve it.I believe he was thinking more of Korede bello .just watch that scene. I tell you that camera moment was golden .God bless the camera man. It rubbish all his statement about not liking awards. Imagine him doing sign of the cross because of award. Olamide's anger was directed to the organizers never won jazzy. But won jazzy was entirely directed towards Olamide. Olamides actions was anger. While won jazzy was direct insult and its was derogatory. Pls go back and watch I get ur point bro, but you forgetn that this awards was done by voting too, now imagine the STREET which was lil kesh selling. Point, how many rremembered to vote him  ...and Reekado banks whose selling point maybe re more sophisticated, they voted nd he won...answer this question first, did you Vote lil kesh  ....same happened wen Nuer got 3rd in d last ballon di,or...by jst smalll margin only to realize that his national team captain ddnt vote him!...... Plus let's forget this street everyone is trying to claim, shoki and efe joku are cool street strngs, but then, u wnt like seeing ur lady doing d dance in public!...and Reekdo is far global than Kesh, so I was not surprised |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 4:59am On Jan 02, 2016 |
chrisblack: see you mind even won jazzy set carry red cup. Even jazzy know say him pi in not deserver the award. But as an atico father he was trying to generate diversion .in his heart he knows last year was not theirs. Am not into d awards or no awards tin...if meSsi can. Av 4 ballod dor, anytn can hapen...Olamide couldn't hold it 2geda @ all, nd his rant was so childish...And don jazy ideally shouldn't av called his name...but d distance too much biko, let him call his fathers name sef..... |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 4:41am On Jan 02, 2016 |
ghostdvirus: Olamide overreact I agree,he is human and even high Don Jazzy could have said not mention name The Headies is a scrap! Don Jazzy sef testified Well if FIFA fit give messi world footballer 2010 then Olamide don't suppose to b angry Baba Buhari abeg probe headies #headiesgate Stop sying mention nme like say na Jesus d guy be jare, there aare two things...If olamide can go to an award with red cup, let thunder fire any1 tipn him for an award sef, only to come out nd rant nonsense, Don jazzy on d oda hand came for his CHILDREN, as a father, nothing wrong in calling out name of sm1 who is misbehaving!....olmide orubebe headies and Donjazzy jegad him.... |
Music/Radio › Re: New Beef: Pics Of Olamide on Stage and His twitter Insults to DonJazzy by elmisti(m): 3:47am On Jan 02, 2016 |
*sips tea* |
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 10:05am On Jan 01, 2016 |
chimajii: @elmisti hope u sef no follow ds NL ppu for ds dia Witch theory? LOL. . No witch or anything, u followed the match? She Blew leads upon leads. Which isn't shocking, it's d start of a new season. And it's just a Qualifying match, players*some* may struggle a bit . .Also, she wasn't d only casualty,u wud barely see a favourite that won. . I don't need to reassure u guys. Again. 1.30 and 1.50 odds are just ToO feasible. . Everyone shud just relax  Lol, na joke I dey, fflwed d game, 5-4 in set one nd I cnt explain hw she blew that....wen she don chop christms chicken finish plus some heavy drinking...u get her contact  Since she no qualify, make she com help me cook small |
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 7:34am On Jan 01, 2016 |
At some point,you just have to believe dere ar invisible hands controlling d industry...
Happy new season to us all! |
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 6:42pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Xup bro!.....saw your guideline for the season and I think u wanna play too safe ( my honest opinion )....let's put some risk in dere man....maybe some tweaking to this range
1.40
1.60
3.00
Once again, jst my own opinion....let's juice thiis sh*t up bro! |
Gaming › Re: Come Here For Your Pc Games!!! New 2015 Games by elmisti(m): 2:41pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
OP, are youstill in bizness  |
Gaming › Re: Nba 2K15 Pc For Buy/trade by elmisti(m): 2:18pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
phola4u: I hot games like
Batman Arkham city
Assassin creed brotherhood
Fear
Fear 2
Wolverine
Dishonoured
Sky rim elder scrolls
NBa 2k14
COD ghost
COD MW 1,2,3
Splinter cell
And some others
Pls I need nba 2k15...who's game? Dude, wr in lag ar U, I need games oooooo! |
NYSC › Re: FG Pays December Allawee by elmisti(m): 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
I can report authoritatively that Anambra corp members have started receiving alerts ( Stream 1 that I knw ooo ) |
Romance › Re: How To Know He Is Not Worth To Be A Boyfriend. by elmisti(m): 7:11pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Drchristian: This thread is self explanatory and is to every lady out there that wants to know if he's the right partner to plan your future with.
How do you know your Nigerian boyfriend is lazy bone? without much ado, let's go straight to the center of gravity.
1. : He's always broke. If your boyfriend is always complaining of lack of fund and cannot take the financial responsibilities of things such as, shoping, house rent, food e.t.c he's not worthy.
2. -X He smokes weed. Weed smokers are like monkeys that's happy with the bananas but doesn't knw the bananas will later cause their ruine. Guys that smokes weed can be loud, outgoing but they are d worst type of boyfriends you can ever imagine of keeping.
3. He procastinates responsibilities that must be done and shifts the blame on you.
4. He's always having time for sex/demanding for sex than the betterment of the relationship. he simply wants to use you and dumb.
5. : Have you ever watched him argue, fight, carrying sticks and bottles e.t.c weapons before he can defend himself or disrespecting elders? dont be impressed by such display.. he suppose to resolve matters amicably in a more matured way rather than to fight.
6. Is he a chronic gossiper that cannot keep secretes of the relationship? it simply means he's lazy and immature with it.(double wahala).
7. Does he pop pills, alcohol before he can perform sexually? you dont want to marry such man.
8. Is he of help in the house chores like cleaning, cutting grasses in the garden/compound, washing, can he cook?
9. Is he having a reliable and secured job? This matters in every relationships.
10. Lastly, boyfriend must be more of action than end time talkatives...who only knows how to see your mistakes without seeing theirs. tosyne2much will belong to this category.
11. He must be hygienic.
cheers. Lalasticl.ala pls do justice This is the kinda thrash thinking you get when the degenerated society have left women to always chill in d kitchen nd cook, plus attend owambes every saturday.......with your razz write up, u think u ar d "kinda GF Nigerian guys shld marry bah  ....ode gal... 1--He is always broke= this explains the kinda guyz u av sold ur poo*C to on credit that neva paid ( is that my fault  ) 2--He smokes weed= I can imagine the slum u crawled out from, where niggas sniff gum, starts misbehaving nd u think its weed! 3---If he procrastinates, only Jah knws hw mny months u waited for him to ask u out sef! 4---Have time for sex nd broke dnt go together ( person wey hunger catch no dey bleep, except ur own door sef no get lock ) 5--Carrying sticks, once again U crawled out from a big slum to experience this! 6--Guys that gossip, anoda product of where you crawled out from! 7--pop pills ( yes, all niggas arnt equal,nd dere ar health conditions----by alcohol, u definitely mean Alomo nd monkey tail)...definitely Ur slum kinda guys that mined a man hole in ur Peeepee! 8---Cutting grass  ...cheesus how many farmers av u bleeped!...biko house chores is more fun wen a guy helps, but no be must!... 9---Secured and reliable Job, lemme see, wht if he was working and got sacked, u cnt. Live with him for a while unemployed bah?..U overdependent slut!...Get a secured Job for yourself too! 10----Tosyne2much!...U see your life  11---Hygiene, that's one I can't dispute Bottom line is, the type of guys you mention there are definitely the kind u av bn seeing and meeting...it is not my fault that Jay Z av nt asked you out, Stop complaining about the type of niggas ur hood produce! |
Romance › Re: How To Know He Is Not Worth To Be A Boyfriend. by elmisti(m): 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
fabiano09: I dont know why people have such a wrong impression about weed smokers,it is very wrong,how can u assume because someone smokes weed they aint worthy to be a good bf Don't be surprised, most of them can't distinguish between a weed smoker and a drug junkie....@ d end of d day, after small SK, dey spoil dier brain wit codeine nd. Roshy...mkn peepz thnk d weed is the cause of their lunatic behaviors |
Romance › Re: How To Know He Is Not Worth To Be A Boyfriend. by elmisti(m): 6:40pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
chowlade: You are not making any sense jare@ above poster
Endtime boys will have in Nigeria nw only knws; 1 EPL 2 Bet360 or merry bet 3 Sex 4 Tribalistic comments 5 Smoking 6 Agbero touts All of them are lazy like fart...They even have small dickks now like Irunobo and onila always say. The pains of an End time Girl! |